If you’ve got a regrettable Tazmanian devil tattoo or maybe an ill-rendered tramp-stamp, the second annual Ugly Tattoo Contest is for you. The inky gathering offers you the chance to turn that lame barbed-wire tattoo around your bicep into something positive. More than $1,000 in prizes are available, including a $400 tattoo cover-up from tattooist (and this week’s cover artist) Shotsie Gorman. There’s also live music from Half People, Dmitra and Pascal. The tattoo redemption happens on Sunday, March 20, at B&V Whiskey Bar & Grille, 400 First St. E., Sonoma. 6–9pm. 707.938.7110.