So Rumer Willis and Frank Sinatra Jr. are having lunch, talking about the business, when suddenly Ben Taylor walks by. “Hey Ben, how’s it goin’?” asks Sinatra. “Great, man, I just cut a track with Martha Wainwright. You?” “Oh, not bad—I’m working on a soundtrack to this Kate Hudson and Charlie Sheen movie.” Taylor’s phone rings, it’s Maya Rudolph and Ravi Coltrane coming to join them, when who should walk by listening to Ziggy Marley but Chastity Bono. “Hey, Chastity!” shouts Willis. “I hear you’re getting a sex-change operation! Let’s all celebrate! I’ll call up Dakota Johnson and Natalie Cole, and we’ll go see the Wallflowers on Thursday, June 18, at the Napa Valley Opera House.” 1030 Main St., Napa. 8pm. $85. 707.226.7372.