Dec. 26: Holiday Magic in Santa Rosa

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Hailing from Washington, D.C., veteran magician and comedian Bob Sheets is in the North Bay this weekend to perform a Holiday Dinner Magic Show at Shuffle’s Magical Ice Cream Shoppe in Santa Rosa. Sheets is recognized as an experienced illusionist who has won international magic competitions and often lectures around the world, mentoring a new generation of magicians. His funny and clean stage show has earned him the nickname Uncle Bob, and for this weekend’s show, Shuffle’s is also offering a three-course meal and, of course, hand-crafted ice cream. Bob Sheets amazes on Saturday, Dec. 26, at Shuffle’s Magical Ice Cream Shoppe, 528 Seventh St., Santa Rosa. 7pm. $45. 707.544.3535.

Dec. 26: Holiday Hangover Cure in Petaluma

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’Tis the season to spend time with loved ones—and to drink far too much eggnog and other seasonal spirits. This year, the best place to shake off the Christmas cobwebs is at the Holiday Hangover Bash in Petaluma. The high-energy rock and roll trio Bucc Nyfe will be throwing down their lightning-fast punk riffs and sharp hooks. And the four-man Bad Apple String Band will counter with their own evocative noir Americana, recently heard on the band’s 2015 LP, Yew Too. Ugly sweaters are encouraged, and Santa might even show up to serve festive drinks. The holiday hangover bash happens on Saturday, Dec. 26, at Jamison’s Roaring Donkey, 146 Kentucky St., Petaluma. 8pm. Free. 707.772.5478.

Dec. 30: Get Skinny in San Rafael

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Songwriters Tim Bluhm and Jackie Greene are musical forces of nature in their own right, so it’s no surprise that their popular duo, Skinny Singers, formed five years back, was a hit. Both acclaimed artists have been busy of late—Bluhm with his band the Mother Hips, and Greene with his involvement in the recent incarnation of the Black Crowes—so the Skinny Singers have not been seen since 2012. Now Bluhm and Greene team up once again for an intimate acoustic concert that’s sure to sell out. The singers get skinny on Wednesday, Dec. 30, at Terrapin Crossroads, 100 Yacht Club Drive, San Rafael. 8pm. $30 (limited number of tickets available at the door). 415.524.2773.

Bite Down

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It’s more than appropriate that Santa Rosa–based multi-instrumentalist and songwriter Joshua James Jackson chose Sharkmouth as the name for his new solo project. In fact, it’s downright allegorical. Just like the ocean predator, Jackson spends every day moving forward, ever swimming in the North Bay’s musical sea.

A longtime member of several Sonoma County indie, folk and Americana outfits like Frankie Boots & the County Line and the Sam Chase, Jackson amps up the angst on Sharkmouth’s debut self-titled EP, available now online. Sharkmouth play an eclectic show on Dec. 27 in Santa Rosa, alongside hardcore band Horders.

Born in the East Bay and raised in Santa Rosa, Jackson’s history with Sonoma County music runs deep. “My grandfather was my neighbor, and he taught me to play electric bass when I was seven,” Jackson says. His grandfather, Fairel Corbin, is still at it today, playing in Hot Grubb and Medicine Man. “I went and saw him at the Twin Oaks recently,” Jackson says, “and it was a hell of a party.”

By the time Jackson was attending Santa Rosa High School, he was already a veteran of “a bunch of silly bands,” he says. Moving away from the classic rock he grew up on, Jackson became immersed in the country-rock scene nearly a decade ago.

“I think I met everybody because I was willing to take on a lot more work than I could handle,” says Jackson, “and then figure out a way to handle it.” Jackson’s electric bass turned into upright bass, and he also took up and excelled at trumpet and guitar.

Music is more than just a passion for Jackson; it’s been a full-time job since 2013. He currently plays bass in the Crux and the Oddjob Ensemble, and trumpet in the Sam Chase, and is a versatile member of Frankie Boots & the County Line.

This summer, Jackson staked a new musical claim with Sharkmouth, a project born from the depths of a bad breakup. “I had to do something other than just drugs for catharsis,” Jackson says.

Since then, he’s continued to write. Sharkmouth’s EP channels those dark waters into a surprisingly upbeat, hyperkinetic, psychobilly rock sound that’s like a mixture of Zappa and the Cramps with scratchy electric guitars, melodic hooks and Jackson’s vocals moving from strained growl to spacey lament.

Backed by guitarist Kalei Yamanoha (the Crux) and drummer Linden Reed (David Luning Band), and recorded at Santa Rosa’s Gremlintone Studios, run by Sonoma County songwriter John Courage, Sharkmouth’s EP is a perfect introduction to Jackson’s extensive musical range, as he moves from sideman to frontman.

Report from Paris

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After many years of working on climate change with a focus in Sonoma County, I traveled to Paris for the 2015 United Nations Climate Change Conference, COP-21, earlier this month. I was part of a delegation from the Foundation for the Economics of Sustainability, with support from Sonoma County’s Center for Climate Protection. Our delegation calls for a cap and price on carbon, with dividends distributed equitably across the world.

The Paris climate talks culminated in an agreement in which 196 countries pledged to limit global greenhouse gases below a dangerous rise of 2 degrees Celsius, with a preferred target of 1.5 degrees. They also agreed that fossil fuels would no longer be in use in the second half of the 21st Century.

That’s pretty bold, but the actual commitments from countries add up to an estimated 3.7 degree Celsius increase in temperature by the end of the century, which would lead to several meters of sea level rise and untold misery for developing countries, low-lying areas and island nations. The real work remains to be done.

A good portion of that work will likely take place at the local, regional and state levels. Cities and regions like Sonona County were well-represented at COP-21, and they shared their success stories of transitioning from fossil fuels to cleaner energy. California was also well-represented, and Sonoma Clean Power was mentioned at several events featuring community-choice energy. My lesson for California, Sonoma County and sister jurisdictions is to keep taking leadership. The Paris Agreement will likely fail without this.

On a more somber note, the Paris climate conference was held under the shadow cast by the recent terrorist attacks. During COP-21, France’s National Front, an anti-immigrant political party, won several regional elections, while Donald Trump proposed banning Muslims from entering the country.

When a hurricane wipes out a shantytown, and the science points to the cause being extravagant lifestyles of the global North, we should not be surprised if it results in cycles of terrorism and right-wing reactionary backlash. Let’s head that off, and work together toward a peaceful, just and climate-protected world.

Mike Sandler is co-founder of the Center for Climate Protection Campaign and a former program manager at the Sonoma County Regional Climate Protection Authority.

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Twice the Blomster’s

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Dick Blomster’s Korean Diner, the Korean-fusion pop-up that opened two years ago inside Pat’s Diner in Guerneville, took off thanks to the cool mix of old-timey diner decor and fiery, delicious food, part American comfort, part Korean classic. Tourists and locals alike dug the dive-bar-meets-seaweed vibe, late weekend hours and the “Kentucky fried crack.”

Now, Blomster’s has a second spot in Santa Rosa, inside Omelette Express in Railroad Square. Unlike dark and hokey Pat’s, the new space is expansive and well lit, though it lacks the Guerneville location’s sense of adventure and is not as suited for after-hours fun.

The banchan ($5), little plates of kimchi, pickled mushrooms, jalapeno and garlic, are crisp and pungent as ever. The pierogies ($7.50), savory pies filled with kimchi and puréed potatoes on a puddle of plum sauce, are plumper, bigger and better than I remembered; the chilled bowl of soba noodles ($10) is served in a bigger portion too.

The whiskey knockoff filet mignon ($22.50) comes loaded with trumpet mushrooms, a side of pickled daikon and a sesame seed rice medallion, but the rice patty isn’t as crisp and sticky as it is at the original location. A crucial change has also been made to the hamburger ($15). Instead of the sturdy, crunchy roll from Forestville’s Nightingale Breads, the excellent patty, complete with Blomster’s signature add-ons of American cheese, seaweed, spicy mayo and fried pickles, rests on a slightly soggy, sweet brioche hamburger bun. As the burger goes, so does the new Blomster’s: not as good as the original. 112 Fourth St., Santa Rosa. 707.869.8006.

Double Header

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Though singer-songwriter David Lowery calls the East Coast home these days, he still has a soft spot for California. It’s an affinity he developed growing up in the Central Valley town of Redlands and attending college in Santa Cruz, where he formed acclaimed alternative ensemble Camper Van Beethoven in 1983 while earning a degree in math.

Also a founding member of Cracker, Lowery continues to celebrate the Golden State on the band’s latest album, 2014’s Berkeley to Bakersfield. The double album features Cracker’s original lineup, first assembled in 1991, and shows both sides of a musical coin that embraces the hard edges and garage-rock aesthetics of the East Bay, as well as the classic country Americana that populates Southern California’s inland valley.

For the last few years, Lowery has also shown his love for the state with an annual holiday West Coast tour that combines both projects into one massive convoy. The tradition continues this year when Cracker and Camper Van Beethoven split the marquee in Petaluma next week for a night that sees Lowery pulling double duty onstage, backed by a cavalcade of close musical friends.

Cracker and Camper Van Beethoven perform Wednesday, Dec. 30, at McNear’s Mystic Theatre, 21 Petaluma Blvd. N., Petaluma. 8:30pm. $26–$28. 707.765.2121.

Auld Fizz Wine

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Everybody knows that Champagne and sparkling wine add atmosphere to a holiday gathering. Generally speaking, about five atmospheres—the technical measurement of pressure inside a bottle of sparkling wine.

But if your fancy tends toward an elevated yet pleasantly quaffable level of unpredictability for your festive occasions, step away from the wine aisle for a moment and consider options not offered in the refrigerated section adjacent to the microbrews in your local supermarket.

This year, I once again succeeded in cajoling

Bohemian staffers away from their desks to drink sparkling wines on a late Friday afternoon. Some of these were made by local giants of the giggle juice; others, by mom-and-pop outfits where winery cats wander in and out as they please. The best way to obtain them is to make a special trip to the producer.

As in my previous roundups, wines are ranked by preference of Bohemian tasters, stars (one to five) given by me, with adjustments of not more than one-half after retasting.

Breathless Sonoma County Brut Rosé ($32) Even before the fun, retro label was revealed, Bohemians knew this wine was meant to party. With blood orange, red fruit and watermelon-candy flavors over a hint of creaminess, this is not sophisticated but it’s fun, and the most successful of the Breathless line, a family project run by three sisters in Healdsburg.

Gloria Ferrer 2011 Carneros Brut Rosé ($47) Here’s a brut rosé with just a frosting of light pink on it, to please fizz fans who feel that more than a little is too much. A sweet hint of strawberry tart flirts with crème fraîche, finishing on a sharp, scoury note.

Woodenhead 2010 Naturale Russian River Valley Brut ($42) You might not give this blanc de blancs–inspired sparkler a chance if I told you at the outset that it’s made from long-unfashionable French Colombard—whoops, I said it—instead of Chardonnay, but this wine, from a “rescue vineyard” down the road from the tasting room, is a surprise hit. Richly perfumed with yeast and shortbread cookie, spiced with marzipan, this lean wine may finish on the super tart side, but its ever-changing character commands intrigue.

Gloria Ferrer 2006 Xtra Brut Carneros ($47) If you know Gloria’s rich Royal Cuvée, this is like a thinking man’s Royal Cuvée. Lean, with a toasty yeast note riding a razor-thin line of citrus down the palate, while a fine mousse keeps the tempo with a steady beat of tiny bubbles.

VML Russian River Valley Blanc de Noir ($50) Red fruits from
74 percent Pinot Noir here; notes of licorice, fennel and Rainier cherry too. It’s lightly tinted pink, creamy and broad, but not big with all Bohemian tasters.

Patz & Hall 2012 North Coast Brut ($45) Folks, this is sparkling wine made from some marquee vineyards, like Hyde and Gap’s Crown, and and the dosage is so light—.54 percent / 5.4 grams per liter; that it qualifies as an ultra-brut. Lean and austere, the wine lays down tart, grapey acidity without apology, offering a dash of toasted yeast in recompense.

Breathless North Coast Brut ($25) On the sweetish side of brut, pale pink, with dusty raspberry and a tangy finish, this is a great New Year’s toasting wine: fun label, big bubbles, no hard thought required.

Iron Horse 2011 Winter’s Cuvée Green Valley of Russian River Valley ($58) From what I read about this wine—just 300 cases of which are available to wine club members or tasting room visitors—I expected Bohemians to be over the moon for it. Small fractions are a reserve wine from 1980, plus a brandy from 1987! Alas, the dosage is a mere 11 grams per liter, hardly a sweetie—but very Iron Horse. I’d love this moussy, tart red fruit candy flavored wine with Dungeness crab cakes, on whatever winter’s night that again becomes possible.

Iron Horse LD 2000 Green Valley of Russian River Valley Brut ($110) First of all, don’t delay if this sounds already like a desirable wine—only 58 cases were produced. Bohemians complained of a note of “dirty laundry,” which loosely translates for confirmed Champagne connoisseurs as “Now you’re talking, baby.” I’d prefer cashew nut and béarnaise sauce, with a dusting of hoary yeast, the fruit being wholly subsumed by the aging process. Might be awesome with smashed potatoes (the au courant term for mashed potatoes) and breaded fish.

Inman 2012 Russian River Valley Blanc de Noir ($68) Platinum blonde, with a vigorous mousse, this wine offers a toot of Eureka lemon-cake frosting and sourdough bread, and fills the mouth with effervescent texture. It’s hard to believe it’s made from all Pinot Noir. For those who eschew big fruit.

Good Behavior

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Last month, Sonoma County secured
$40 million from the state to fund the lion’s share of a proposed $48 million, 104-bed facility for a growing population of mentally ill and substance-addicted offenders.

The county got the award thanks in large part to Carter Goble Associates (CGL). The firm was paid $336,450 to complete an outside review of the county jail system and submit the application to the state for the
$40 million, a $120,000 contractual add-on approved by the Sonoma County Board of Supervisors this summer.

In its final report, released Dec. 8, CGL unsurprisingly recommended that the county close the security-challenged North County Detention Facility, a “major liability.” And it recommended that the county build a new behavioral health facility. The major through-lines of the audit highlighted significant deficiencies in the way mental-health services are delivered at the Main Adult Detention Center, many related to the design of the facility itself. CGL noted that 17 percent of inmates at the MADF have serious mental-health issues. The report also described failures in transitional housing programs for homeless inmates and identified a huge gap in available substance-abuse services between men and women at the Main Adult Detention Center. In short, there’s no drug-counseling programming for the men.

And the report notably criticized the jail’s intake-assessment system, which is split between county behavioral health workers and contract staff with the California Forensic Medical Group. County clinicians provide mental health services; CFMG is the medical provider.

“This approach results in fragmentation of the assessment process,” CGL reported. “Combining the efforts of these two programs and having a single entity managing and performing assessments, case management and treatment placement for eligible offenders would result in greater efficiency and consistency in directing offenders to treatment resources.”

The for-profit CFMG has contracts with 27 facilities around the state and has come under intense scrutiny in recent years for the services it provides to county lockups. There were three deaths over three weeks at the Sonoma County jail in late 2014, occurring against a backdrop of grand jury and media investigations from around the state that laid bare CFMG’s checkered record.

In January, the Sacramento Bee found that “[i]n a 10-year period ending in May 2014, 92 people died of suicide or a drug overdose while in the custody of a jail served by CFMG,” which the paper reported was “about 50 percent higher than in other county jails.”

One inmate died in a so-called mental-health module at the Sonoma County lockup; another died in a cell while withdrawing from drugs. The county maintained that the deaths were unrelated.

The county told the Bohemian in August that CFMG would continue to be the medical-health provider for inmates. The company would work, as needed, in the new facility—at least through the end of its contract, which expires in August 2019.

The county expects to break ground on the behavioral-health unit in January of that year, and hopes to have it open by 2020.

They can’t get it built fast enough. Sonoma’s new facility is catching up with the realities wrought by “realignment” in the state penal system, the diversion of low-level offenders from state prisons into county lockups, and the bleak acknowledgment that jails are often the only available mental-health services.

Sonoma County is not alone in the state in over-utilizing solitary confinement to house the mentally ill, a disturbing trend highlighted in a federal class action lawsuit filed last month in Santa Clara by the Berkeley-based Prison Law Office. The inmate advocacy group told TheIntercept.com earlier this month that after it was done in Santa Clara it would immediately file suit in another California county.

In the midst of a growing county-level jail crisis, the state Legislature voted to approve $500 million for new facility construction last year (it has sent $2.2 billion in jail-construction money to counties and cities since 2007) to leverage a court-ordered depopulation of state prisons. Sonoma County had already been turned down under two previous jail-construction bills, but Mary Booher, administrative analyst with the Sonoma County, says that this time around, “the programming that we described in our new facility, the higher level of mental health [services], was very appealing.”

The county voted to expand its contract with CGL in July to complete the funding application for construction funds made available under SB 863. The new facility will be split between a 72-bed behavioral-health unit designed for “competency restoration for mentally ill offenders awaiting trial,” and another 32 beds for treating seriously mentally ill inmates.

Who is going to design and build it? Remains to be seen. Bids are due by Jan. 22.

Making Eyes

The title of Patricia Highsmith’s 1952 novel
The Price of Salt contains a dead idiom—the price of salt was something people supposedly chatted about when they weren’t talking seriously. Girl talk, as they once said.

The adaptation of the book by Todd Haynes, his first feature film in eight years, is called Carol. This single-gender romance, which almost hypnotizes, emulates the 1950s Hollywood melodrama of throbbing hearts, stiff jaws and immaculate wardrobes. But it’s missing something. Salt?

Carol (Cate Blanchett) is a fur-coated, upper-class housewife from New Jersey who meets the woman who will change her life across the counter at Frankenberg’s department store. Therese (Rooney Mara) is a lonely, shy and self-effacing shopgirl with a taste for photography. The two have a lunch that leads to deeper things.

One of the problems facing this liaison is that Carol isn’t quite single—she’s in the middle of divorce and custody hearings with her husband, Harge (Kyle Chandler). His name is short for Hargess, but it also works as a combination of “harsh” and “large.” Harge’s own side of the triangle doesn’t add tension; he’s a pushy, sullen WASP, a life-ruiner who wants to grab Carol’s daughter, Rindy.

When the ladies makes a decision to flee for a time—to just get in the car and drive—it precipitates both the slow-simmering affair and the crisis that endangers it. Blanchett, cast in a mad-housewife role that Joan Crawford might have played—is so scarlet-lipped, so full of force and stride, that she breaks the frame. It’s hard to believe this intimidating lady as a woman who can be shamed. Mara is her opposite, meek and mousey.

You want to treat a movie this well-intentioned with respect, and love it for how thick it is with romantic cigarette smoke and simmering flirtation. It has moments that get you in the throat, as when, after a troubled date, Therese weeps to herself on the train, doubled by her reflection on the dark window. But it’s a cold fish of a film, beautiful but taxing.

‘Carol’ opens Dec. 24 at Summerfield Cinemas, 551 Summerfield Road,
Santa Rosa. 707.525.8909.

Dec. 26: Holiday Magic in Santa Rosa

Hailing from Washington, D.C., veteran magician and comedian Bob Sheets is in the North Bay this weekend to perform a Holiday Dinner Magic Show at Shuffle’s Magical Ice Cream Shoppe in Santa Rosa. Sheets is recognized as an experienced illusionist who has won international magic competitions and often lectures around the world, mentoring a new generation of magicians. His...

Dec. 26: Holiday Hangover Cure in Petaluma

’Tis the season to spend time with loved ones—and to drink far too much eggnog and other seasonal spirits. This year, the best place to shake off the Christmas cobwebs is at the Holiday Hangover Bash in Petaluma. The high-energy rock and roll trio Bucc Nyfe will be throwing down their lightning-fast punk riffs and sharp hooks. And the...

Dec. 30: Get Skinny in San Rafael

Songwriters Tim Bluhm and Jackie Greene are musical forces of nature in their own right, so it’s no surprise that their popular duo, Skinny Singers, formed five years back, was a hit. Both acclaimed artists have been busy of late—Bluhm with his band the Mother Hips, and Greene with his involvement in the recent incarnation of the Black Crowes—so...

Bite Down

It's more than appropriate that Santa Rosa–based multi-instrumentalist and songwriter Joshua James Jackson chose Sharkmouth as the name for his new solo project. In fact, it's downright allegorical. Just like the ocean predator, Jackson spends every day moving forward, ever swimming in the North Bay's musical sea. A longtime member of several Sonoma County indie, folk and Americana outfits like...

Report from Paris

After many years of working on climate change with a focus in Sonoma County, I traveled to Paris for the 2015 United Nations Climate Change Conference, COP-21, earlier this month. I was part of a delegation from the Foundation for the Economics of Sustainability, with support from Sonoma County's Center for Climate Protection. Our delegation calls for a cap...

Twice the Blomster’s

Dick Blomster's Korean Diner, the Korean-fusion pop-up that opened two years ago inside Pat's Diner in Guerneville, took off thanks to the cool mix of old-timey diner decor and fiery, delicious food, part American comfort, part Korean classic. Tourists and locals alike dug the dive-bar-meets-seaweed vibe, late weekend hours and the "Kentucky fried crack." Now, Blomster's has a second spot...

Double Header

Though singer-songwriter David Lowery calls the East Coast home these days, he still has a soft spot for California. It's an affinity he developed growing up in the Central Valley town of Redlands and attending college in Santa Cruz, where he formed acclaimed alternative ensemble Camper Van Beethoven in 1983 while earning a degree in math. Also a founding member...

Auld Fizz Wine

Everybody knows that Champagne and sparkling wine add atmosphere to a holiday gathering. Generally speaking, about five atmospheres—the technical measurement of pressure inside a bottle of sparkling wine. But if your fancy tends toward an elevated yet pleasantly quaffable level of unpredictability for your festive occasions, step away from the wine aisle for a moment and consider options not offered...

Good Behavior

Last month, Sonoma County secured $40 million from the state to fund the lion's share of a proposed $48 million, 104-bed facility for a growing population of mentally ill and substance-addicted offenders. The county got the award thanks in large part to Carter Goble Associates (CGL). The firm was paid $336,450 to complete an outside review of the county jail...

Making Eyes

The title of Patricia Highsmith's 1952 novel The Price of Salt contains a dead idiom—the price of salt was something people supposedly chatted about when they weren't talking seriously. Girl talk, as they once said. The adaptation of the book by Todd Haynes, his first feature film in eight years, is called Carol. This single-gender romance, which almost hypnotizes, emulates...
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