The Sad Hatter

A book can never be ruined by a movie—”There it is, still up on the shelf” —though this rule may not apply to James Bobin’s Alice Through the Looking Glass, a film so misbegotten that it must, somehow, poison its source.

In this Underland (Alice got the name wrong, as we learned in Tim Burton’s Alice in Wonderland from 2010), the bland characters sit around waiting for Alice to do the proactive thing and help them. In a preamble, we see Alice (Mia Wasikowska) as a Victorian sea captain in the South Seas, an occupation that gained her no respect. Hamish, the chinless suitor she once spurned, is now Lord Ascot, and holds the mortgage on Alice’s house, forcing her to take a job as a file clerk. When Alice escapes this fate by jumping through the mirror, she discovers the Mad Hatter, whose real name is Tarrant Hightopp (Johnny Depp), is depressed. “He’s grown darker,” says a bystander.

The Mad Hatter turned into the Sad Hatter after the Jabberwocky’s rampage in Tim Burton’s prequel. To bring Tarrant back from a lethal swoon, Alice must brave the castle of Time himself. The place is ruled by a Werner Herzog sound-alike (Sacha Baron Cohen) in a steampunked-Samurai outfit. Time is the overlord of a giant clock; this machinery of fate is powered by “the chronosphere.” Alice intends to steal the widget and voyage into the past.

Destroying the time-space continuum to cheer up a bedridden moper may not be the best idea a film ever had. As for Depp’s horror-clown Hatter, he lays around staring off into space through painful-looking contact lenses.

In the wrong hands, prequels strip the fascination out of all tales of enchantment, and explain everything you wanted to suppose about. Every character here is diagnosed, instructed in good behavior. This movie takes the curiosities of Wonderland and turns them into a plasticized theme park.

‘Alice Through the Looking Glass’ is playing in wide release in the North Bay.

On Track

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Hosted by the North Bay Hootenanny, the second annual Railroad Square Music Festival is a celebration and exhibition of North Bay talent. Expanded from last year’s offerings, the four stages of the festival—the Depot, North, South and Gremlintone stages—will be hopping with various artists and bands throughout the day.

Some of the better known acts performing include the Easy Leaves (pictured), whose headlining performance coincides with the release party of their latest EP; Royal Jelly Jive; the Dixie Giants; John Courage; the Bootleg Honeys; and many others. Fans of indie, modern folk and acoustic music should feel right at home with the inspiring lineup.

The festival will also host the lively West End Farmers Market. Other highlights of the busy day include the Shop Party, a pop-up craft street fair full of local artisans, and an afterparty at the 6th Street Playhouse, featuring four rooms of music, art and drinks.

The Railroad Square Music Festival will be held on Sunday, June 5, from 9am to 8pm in Santa Rosa’s Railroad Square in Santa Rosa. Admission is free. 707.326.5274.

Hit the Spotts

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After Memorial Day is a fine time to visit Spottswoode Winery in St. Helena, because you’ll want to be wearing a seersucker suit or a big hat when you arrive at the namesake Spottswoode Estate.

The winery is swank enough as it is. A big, restored old farmhouse functions as the staff’s enviable office environment, and the fermentation room is detailed in warm, knotty cedar. Look closely and you can even spot a utility box that has been faux-painted to match the stonework of the 1884 cellar. But the highlight of the visit—besides tasting high-end Napa Valley Cabernet Sauvignon, if that’s your bag—is a short walk down a shady lane.

Located in a quiet residential area a few blocks from downtown St. Helena, Spottswoode offers tours only during business hours—while the owners were deemed troublemakers by locals from the start (for altering the gate to this grand old estate to make it wider than a horse cart), they’re the best of neighbors now. Certified organic since 1992, the vineyard is a vast backyard to the park-like grounds, which are planted with palms, linden trees and topiary.

Just when the tour group is ready for a mint julep, we march back to the winery. Founder Mary Novak, who found herself widowed only a few years after she and Dr. Jack Novak moved into their dream property in the 1970s, built up the winery in steps. The inaugural 1982 vintage was made by Tony Soter, and the adjacent winery was added in the 1990s. Now run with the help of Novak’s daughters, Spottswoode employed a succession of women winemakers, including Rosemary Cakebread. Current winemaker Aron Weinkauf bookends the gentlemen—not that the traditionally refined, non-monolithic style of Cabernet here is any correlation, says the low-key Weinkauf.

Settling around a long table, the group gets a taste of the brambly, smoky, steely and, yes, entry-level 2013 Lyndenhurst Napa Valley Cabernet Sauvignon ($80), which is named for the estate’s bygone moniker. The flagship 2013 Spottswoode Estate
St. Helena Cabernet Sauvignon ($185), made from free-run juice only, combines dust, tobacco and blackberry with a quality that some like to call creamy oak.

But the 2014 Spottswoode Sauvignon Blanc ($38) is Mary’s favorite, our host tells us. “It’s all she drinks!” A big hit of green aromas and melon rind soften with air, coming around to hint at sweet shortbread. Good thing it’s available in magnum bottles for long summer evenings—in the shade of linden trees, naturally.

Spottswoode Winery, 1902 Madrona Ave., St. Helena. Tour and tasting by appointment only, Monday–Friday; $75. 707.963.0134.

Yes on AA

On June 7 North Bay voters have an opportunity to support the bay that defines and supports us. Measure AA would levy a special parcel tax of $12 per year for 20 years on every parcel in the nine Bay Area counties to raise $25 million annually for 20 years. That’s $500 million. Properly managed, that kind of money could do enormous good for an imperiled body of water.

If passed, Measure AA would make available funds for myriad projects aimed at reducing pollution and trash, improving water quality, protecting us from the impacts of climate change and flood, restoring habitat and offering increased public shoreline access. Eligible projects include:

• Restoration of the 3,300-acre Skaggs Island and adjacent 1,100-acre Haire Ranch to wetlands to benefit endangered species and other wildlife; creation of recreational trails and public access for wildlife viewing.

• Stewardship, maintenance and monitoring of restored and enhanced wetlands within the Napa-Sonoma marshes to improve water quality and habitat values for endangered species, fish, waterfowl, shorebirds and other wildlife.

• Enhancement of 400 acres of degraded tidal wetland habitat at the mouth of Sonoma Creek to simultaneously improve water quality, reduce mosquito production, enhance habitat, reduce costs, and provide public outreach and education.

Opposition to Measure AA has come from the usual anti-taxation quarters. Quentin Kopp, a retired judge of the San Mateo County Superior Court, former member of the San Francisco Board of Supervisors and former state senator representing San Mateo and San Francisco counties, has argued against AA because it’s a regressive tax that forces homeowners to pay the same as larger corporations. True, but it’s just 12 buck a year, Quentin, and the measure needs two-thirds of the voter approval to pass. If a parcel tax is the easiest way to do that and protect and enhance our bay, we should do it.

Vote yes on AA.

Stett Holbrook is the editor of the ‘Bohemian.’

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Listen to Sugar Candy Mountain’s “666”

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Oakland indie-pop band Sugar Candy Mountain describe themselves as the Beach Boys on acid, and by the sound of their latest offering, that sums it up quite nicely.
The band’s sophomore album, 666, is due out in July. In advance of that beastly release, they’re letting us in on the record’s title track. It’s a head trip of sublimely drugged out and jangly laidback guitars and vocalist Ash Reiter – a Sebastopol native – singing an ode to Satanic summers in an ethereal tone.
Sugar Candy Mountain performs this Saturday, June 4, at HopMonk Tavern in Sebastopol with Salt Suns and Indianna Hale. Get details here, and click on the box below to listen to “666” now.

Jailhouse Blues, All the Way From Sonoma County to Orleans Parish

Sonoma County might consider a few things about criminal justice reform in how the phenomenon continues to play out in the city of New Orleans.

This week The Bohemian was one of a few news organizations from around the state to report on an investigation from a statewide disability group that laid bare Sonoma County’s problems in properly administering justice, not to mention medications, to the inmates it is charged with overseeing—and especially those with mental health issues.

This week is also noteworthy in local-level jail news as an ongoing New Orleans criminal justice reform saga finds the Orleans Parish sheriff, Marlin Gusman, fighting for his political life against an attempted full-on federal takeover of the jail complex he was elected to run.

New Orleans’ notorious local lockup, the Orleans Parish Prison, was flooded and largely destroyed during Hurricane Katrina. A new jail was built with FEMA dollars under intense local political pressure to keep historically sky-high bed-counts under control.

The post-Katrina efforts were overseen by Gusman, a former city councilman and chief administrative officer who had no experience running a jail when he was first elected in 2004. Conditions were so bad at the jail that it was put under a federal consent decree a few years ago, and Gusman was ordered to clean up the jail’s rampantly violent and unconstitutional act.

The Department of Justice now says that Gusman has failed and his time’s up—and Gusman says he’s done the best he can do under the circumstances, which is somewhat the same posture Sonoma County officials struck when the Disability Rights California report was issued last week: We’re doing the best we can under the circumstances. Everyone is dealing with an influx of mentally ill prisoners and other problems from realignment.

The problem for Sonoma County is that the DRC says everyone isn’t illegally injecting prisoners with drugs. Everyone isn’t housing them in isolation-within-isolation “quiet rooms.” In fact, none of the other six jails it recently investigated are doing either of those two things.  

In both New Orleans and Sonoma County, it is fair and necessary to say that the responsible parties for failings at the respective jails are by and large decent people trying to do the right thing under enormously challenging conditions—of the budgetary and social-welfare variety.

Yet both places have offered up a public face of high concern even as they simultaneously treated a growing mental-health crisis in their midst almost as an afterthought.  

Sonoma County is almost five years away from the proposed opening of a new mental-illness focused jail building, the Behavioral Health Unit, which is scheduled to come on line at the end of 2020. 

The project is moving forward after the county did not secure available state money in two previous rounds of funding that have sent over $2 billion to other counties and cities. How did the county seal the deal this year for $40 million in state dollars (it will contribute $8 million to the $48 million BHU)?

The state made available $900 million in jail-building funds in 2012 as California’s prison bureaucrats recognized a growing county-level crisis wrought by Gov. Brown’s “realignment” scheme to de-populate state prisons by sending low-level offenders to the counties. State officials told The Bohemian recently that last year was the first time the Sonoma County proposal included a specific plan for the Behavioral Health Unit. 

Impacts of realignment in Sonoma County have played out not so much in exploding prisoner populations, but as a shift to a population with more mentally ill prisoners, as a county-paid audit from Carter Goble Lee (CGL) observed in its 2015 update to the county criminal justice master plan, which cost the county about $350,000. For that kind of money, you’d expect good advice, and Carter Goble suggested they build the BHU. The basic driver behind the changing-prisoner trend identified by Carter Goble is that while crime rates continue to go down, the mentally-ill prisoner population is expanding.

New Orleans has its own acute-care problems that often wind up in the Orleans Parish jail; the city has the extensive PTSD problems and the ragingly addicted pockets of down-at-it population; and it has all of the negative health consequences of poverty and historical racism and odious plantation politics one can imagine or experience.

Yet in New Orleans, mental health was also an afterthought when the city moved to build a new “state of the art” jail a few years ago.

In the political battle that raged locally to keep the overall bed count to below 1,500, New Orleans civic leaders left for another day—years, as it turned out—a critical part of the proposed new jail complex that would house prisoners with medical and mental health issues. It has since been built after a big fight over who should pay for it.

Privatization Pressures

There’s a tidbit I’ve been mulling over that speaks to one of the various ways that privatization in the American prison system has played out. The California Forensic Medical Group, which administers medical, but not mental health services in the Sonoma system, is a private company with contracts at jails all over California. It represents a “back-end” privatization model, providing contracted services to a public facility, for a profit. The company has been highlighted in numerous recent news investigations and lawsuits that speak of putting profits before patients.

The striking and topical tidbit is that the private equity firm that owns CFMG, H.I.G. Capital, has also been a campaign contributor to U.S. Sen. Tom Cotton.

Like Gusman and the Sonoma County jail, the youthful Republican has been in the news of late. Cotton recently commented that America doesn’t have an over-incarceration problem, no sir, it has an under-incarceration problem. Cotton flat-out wants to put more people into jail and you have to wonder what that would mean for CFMG’s bottom line.

(Meanwhile, the Democratic front-runner for president has shamelessly taken hundreds of thousands of dollars contributions from the private-prison industry and appears ready to imprison the nearest chair-hurling Bernie Bro, any minute now.)

In seriousness, Sonoma County officials obviously do not need nor want more people in its jail than need to be there. One can be skeptical about systems without holding cynical attitudes about individuals who are in charge of them.

That is a far less than obvious reality in Louisiana and New Orleans, where a “per diem” funding system has historically provided local sheriffs and for-profit prisons with a financial incentive to lock as many people up as they could, for as long as they could. Nowadays they are more likely to just cut costs to get the most bang for the per-diem buck. This is exactly what critics of CFMG’s prison medical services have observed in lawsuits and newspaper investigations.

Tourist Dollars Above All Else

It was really stunning to read about a recent and unanimous vote by the Sonoma County Supervisors that was taken just as I was working on last week’s cover story in The Bohemian, which emphasized the 2014 death of an addict who had been jailed on drug and other charges, and asked questions about the circumstances surrounding here death. Rhonda Everson died in custody and the county says she was in a special cell for inmates undergoing withdrawal. There’s a lawsuit. 

Meanwhile, there’s a businessman near Bodega who wanted to convert his hotel-spa into a treatment center for addicts, given the monstrous opiate-addiction problem this country is now facing, a problem which often winds up in a jail cell.

Just as the DRC was issuing its report and Sonoma’s elected leadership was telling reporters that the real problem was realignment and the flood of mentally-ill prisoners, the supervisors were also telling the Press Democrat that they wanted the privately-owned hotel-spa to be utilized as a tourist destination, and definitely not as a place for addicts to recover. That would presumably include the likes of Rhonda Everson, an addict who died in the Sonoma jail in 2014.

The 5-0 vote really did stand out for its open embrace of tourist dollars. And it reminded me that in the tourist town of New Orleans, it is not unusual to read stories during Mardi Gras about drunk tourists running around in their socks and underwear, clutching bottles of locally-made intoxicants as they let fly with the Dionysian urges and imperatives on Bourbon Street.

Back in the not-so-old days, those sorts of tourists were arrested and sent to the Orleans jail for a multi-day per-diem revenue grab for the parish. As an added bonus, there might also be some terror, violence and desperate isolation during the unfortunate tourist’s stay at OPP.

Under the intense post-Katrina glare of the feds and the media, Orleans Parish has generally eased off on arresting tourists for stupid non-crime crimes—and is now more focused on making sure they don’t get shot during Mardi Gras. Since that’s pretty bad for tourism, too.

Closer to home, the DRC report urged Sonoma County to address its jailhouse mental health crisis now, even in the absence of the new BHU that won’t come on line for years. Don’t wait for the unhinged citizen to do something stupid in their underwear. Creative solutions are needed, good people need to step up and do the right thing—and a rehab center would seem to be a pretty good approach to keep addicts out of jail for the crime of being addicts who commit crimes because they are addicts.

So it was really disappointing to read that outgoing Sonoma County Supervisor Efren Carrillo joined his fellow supervisors in the 5-0 vote to protect the wine-besotted tourist mecca of his 5th District from those nasty addicts. Really kind of sad, actually.  

May 27-30: Family Films in St. Helena

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Trinchero Family Estates presents a G-rated weekend of film screenings, kids activities and all-ages entertainment in the 2016 Family Film Festival of Napa Valley. The four-day event features showings of film classics like The Black Stallion, inventive short films like the live-action and animated Mermaids on Mars and student films. Highlights also include paper plane workshops, Star Wars models and creatures FX workshops with creative legends Lorne Peterson and Mark Rappaport and a screening of Pixar’s recent hit Big Hero 6, followed by a tribute to the late screenwriter Dan Gerson. The family film fest takes place Friday through Monday, May 27–30, at Cameo Cinemas, 1340 Main St., St. Helena. Free admission; reservations recommended. www.familyfilmfestivalnv.com.

May 27: Hot Jazz in Sebastopol

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Dixieland outfit Earles of Newtown is a nine-piece band whose members dress to the nines for their raucous, New Orleans–inspired performances that blend blazing horns, bluegrass banjos and dueling vocal melodies. Hailing from the hills of Nevada City, the Earles have become staples at festivals and concert halls around the Bay Area and Northern California, opening for the likes of Dr. John and the March Fourth Marching Band and headlining shows in San Francisco on a regular basis. This week, the Earles bring their Southern style and distinct jazz sounds back to the North Bay, inviting the chain-stomping local folk rockers the Crux to join them on Friday, May 27, at HopMonk Tavern, 230 Petaluma Ave., Sebastopol. 8pm. $12. 707.829.7300.

May 28: Sweet Party in Guerneville

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Taking place once again under the shade of the majestic redwoods, the 11th annual Strawberry Festival returns to raise funds for community radio station the Bridge, KGGV 95.1-FM. Aside from an assortment of sweet strawberry desserts, refreshing strawberry mimosas and premium strawberry beer paired with succulent barbecue, there’s a full afternoon of live music on deck, featuring tunes from the Detroit Disciples, the Pat Wilder Band, Rukus and others. The locally-sourced and family-friendly fest also boasts a silent, strawberry-focused auction, raffle and more, all going toward keeping the volunteer-run radio station serving west Sonoma County on the air. KGGV busts out the berries on Saturday, May 28, at 14520 Armstrong Woods Road, Guerneville. Noon to 5pm. Free. www.Kggv.fm.

May 31: Redwood Fiction in Santa Rosa

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Two Sonoma County Sheriff’s detectives travel to Mexico, fight against corruption, face natural disasters and race against time to save a kidnapped family member in local author Thonie Hevron’s latest thriller, Intent to Hold. This week, the Sonoma County-based and award-winning Hevron, who worked in law enforcement and public safety for over 30 years before retiring in 2011, reads from her new novel as part of the ongoing monthly Redwood Writers Spotlight on Fiction event series and engages audiences with insightful discussion on Tuesday, May 31, at Copperfield’s Books in Montgomery Village, 775 Village Court, Santa Rosa. 6pm. Free admission; $15.95 for a copy of the book. 

The Sad Hatter

A book can never be ruined by a movie—"There it is, still up on the shelf" —though this rule may not apply to James Bobin's Alice Through the Looking Glass, a film so misbegotten that it must, somehow, poison its source. In this Underland (Alice got the name wrong, as we learned in Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland from 2010),...

On Track

Hosted by the North Bay Hootenanny, the second annual Railroad Square Music Festival is a celebration and exhibition of North Bay talent. Expanded from last year's offerings, the four stages of the festival—the Depot, North, South and Gremlintone stages—will be hopping with various artists and bands throughout the day. Some of the better known acts performing include the Easy Leaves...

Hit the Spotts

After Memorial Day is a fine time to visit Spottswoode Winery in St. Helena, because you'll want to be wearing a seersucker suit or a big hat when you arrive at the namesake Spottswoode Estate. The winery is swank enough as it is. A big, restored old farmhouse functions as the staff's enviable office environment, and the fermentation room is...

Yes on AA

On June 7 North Bay voters have an opportunity to support the bay that defines and supports us. Measure AA would levy a special parcel tax of $12 per year for 20 years on every parcel in the nine Bay Area counties to raise $25 million annually for 20 years. That's $500 million. Properly managed, that kind of money...

Listen to Sugar Candy Mountain’s “666”

Oakland indie-pop band Sugar Candy Mountain describe themselves as the Beach Boys on acid, and by the sound of their latest offering, that sums it up quite nicely. The band's sophomore album, 666, is due out in July. In advance of that beastly release, they're letting us in on the record's title track. It's a head trip of sublimely drugged out and...

Jailhouse Blues, All the Way From Sonoma County to Orleans Parish

Sonoma County might consider a few things about criminal justice reform in how the phenomenon continues to play out in the city of New Orleans. This week The Bohemian was one of a few news organizations from around the state to report on an investigation from a statewide disability group that laid bare Sonoma County’s problems in properly administering...

May 27-30: Family Films in St. Helena

Trinchero Family Estates presents a G-rated weekend of film screenings, kids activities and all-ages entertainment in the 2016 Family Film Festival of Napa Valley. The four-day event features showings of film classics like The Black Stallion, inventive short films like the live-action and animated Mermaids on Mars and student films. Highlights also include paper plane workshops, Star Wars models...

May 27: Hot Jazz in Sebastopol

Dixieland outfit Earles of Newtown is a nine-piece band whose members dress to the nines for their raucous, New Orleans–inspired performances that blend blazing horns, bluegrass banjos and dueling vocal melodies. Hailing from the hills of Nevada City, the Earles have become staples at festivals and concert halls around the Bay Area and Northern California, opening for the likes...

May 28: Sweet Party in Guerneville

Taking place once again under the shade of the majestic redwoods, the 11th annual Strawberry Festival returns to raise funds for community radio station the Bridge, KGGV 95.1-FM. Aside from an assortment of sweet strawberry desserts, refreshing strawberry mimosas and premium strawberry beer paired with succulent barbecue, there’s a full afternoon of live music on deck, featuring tunes from...

May 31: Redwood Fiction in Santa Rosa

Two Sonoma County Sheriff’s detectives travel to Mexico, fight against corruption, face natural disasters and race against time to save a kidnapped family member in local author Thonie Hevron’s latest thriller, Intent to Hold. This week, the Sonoma County-based and award-winning Hevron, who worked in law enforcement and public safety for over 30 years before retiring in 2011, reads...
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