July 30: Potter: the Next Generation in Sebastopol, Napa & Corte Madera

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Gather your magic wands and messenger owls, because fiction’s most famous bespectacled wizard, Harry Potter, is back in a new play, ‘Harry Potter and the Cursed Child,’ based on a story by J. K. Rowling and opening in London this week. For the rest of us Potter-heads, the play’s script, about an overworked adult Harry Potter and his youngest son struggling with the family legacy, is being released as a book this weekend, and several bookstores in the North Bay are celebrating with midnight release parties. Get your copy of the new adventure Saturday, Jul 30, at Copperfield’s Books in Sebastopol and Napa, Book Passage in Corte Madera and Napa Bookmine. All events begin at 11pm.

Aug. 3: Midwest Star in Sonoma

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Singer-songwriter Margo Price is a fixture of the Nashville scene and is about to become a household name. Since her debut album, Midwest Farmer’s Daughter, was released back in March, Price has been hailed as country music’s next top star and even snagged an appearance as the musical guest on Saturday Night Live last season. Her voice has been favorably compared to country legends like Loretta Lynn, and her songs emanate the same enduring emotion and humanity of masters like Dolly Parton and Emmylou Harris. Price plays a mix of honky-tonk jams and Americana ballads on Wednesday, Aug. 3, at Gundlach Bundschu Winery, 2000 Denmark St., Sonoma. 8pm. $35. 707.938.5277.

Out of the Garage

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Reportedly the first of its kind west of the Mississippi, Napa’s free, daylong PorchFest marks its sixth year this weekend, with over a hundred local bands showcased on stoops, steps, in yards and, yes, on porches throughout Napa’s historic downtown neighborhood on July 31.

With each venue in comfortable walking distance of several others, a sturdy pair of shoes is all that’s required as you stroll through the neighborhood’s Victorian houses. Or pack a picnic, blanket and lawn chairs, and set up at any one of the nearly 60 stages to watch regional songwriters and bands perform everything from bluegrass to classical and Celtic folk to gospel.

This year’s lineup includes Calistoga/Santa Rosa–based roots rockers the Restless Sons, fresh off a tour in Japan, playing at noon at 1456 Pine St. with indie songwriter Zak Fennie. Visitors to the Churchill Manor B&B will get to hear Napa rhythm and soul storyteller Brian Coutch and his band split the afternoon with Bay Area blues veterans the Jimmy Smith Band. And Napa’s main library at 580 Coombs St. hosts sets by jam rockers the Benders, Nuclear Blonde and the Diamond T Band.

This year’s theme, “Out of the Garage and onto the Porch,” signifies the volunteer-run event’s ongoing evolution and expansion, boosted by the community’s continued support. Also boasting a bevy of food trucks and a family-friendly atmosphere, PorchFest goes down throughout downtown Napa. Noon to 6pm. Free. napaporchfest.org.

Wee Keg

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Pale, cold, slightly alcoholic and bitter. That’s not a winner of an online dating profile, that’s what Lagunitas Brewing Company has to say, with characteristic snark and whimsy, about its latest brew: a 12-ounce aluminum can of hoppiness called the 12th of Never.

It was “never” meant to happen, at least according to Lagunitas founder Tony Magee, who lampooned environmental claims about canned beer in a 2012 Twitter diatribe. But in an email message from last July, specialty brewmaster at Lagunitas Mark Hughes coyly told the Bohemian, “It is hard to say ‘never’ about anything in brewing!”

The can was coming. The aptly named 12th of Never pale ale was released this July in 12-ounce, purple “minikegs,” i.e., aluminum cans. Billed as a pale ale with tropical notes, it’s a hoppy one, that’s for sure—crack the pop-top and pour it into a glass to get the best hit of that classic, piney California pale ale aroma (5.5 percent alcohol by volume). Then again, if I hadn’t already evaluated my advance sample, which was shipped from the brewery’s Chicago digs, I might have wanted to take it on the hike I went on the other day instead of meeting my deadline for this column—one of the key benefits of aluminum cans being packability. “We decided that beer lovers think cans are cool and recognize they can go places glass cannot,” Magee says in the company’s press release.

Already, the can has been getting around. At the top of the mountain, I ran into someone I hadn’t seen for years, and without prompting, he said, “I had this Lagunitas beer in a little purple can—it was really hoppy!”

Meanwhile, new brews continue to clatter off the old glass bottling line. Lagunitas describes its Stoopid Wit (6.3 ABV) as a “Belgian-ish Wit-ly-esque-ish-ness brew,” perhaps because they’re cheekily self-conscious that their beers may seem like stylistic variations based on the same chassis. Some of that fruity, dried-banana, Belgian-style aroma does share the nose with those piney hop notes in this style-bridging beer, but it’s all classic, dry California pale ale after that.

A blast from the past in glass, the brewery’s “WTF,” or Wilco Tango Foxtrot, a “malty, robust, jobless recovery ale,” has just been rereleased in 22-ounce bottles (7.85 ABV). While the premise is dated, with the days of jobless recovery replaced by, well, whatever this is that we’re having now, a few glasses of this big, hoppy imperial brown ale will take the edge off any kind of trying times.

Local Yolks

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Estero Cafe is everything you want in a roadside diner, and a lot you wouldn’t expect.

Walk in and there’s a long lunch counter topped with baked goods and jars of homemade blackberry preserves and hot sauce. There are half a dozen or so tables, and some classic rock playing in the background.

Valley Ford locals Ryan and Samantha Ramey bought the restaurant in December 2014. The menu reads like classic diner fare—chicken fried steak, buttermilk waffles, tuna melts and cheeseburgers. But the restaurant stands out for it superior, locally sourced ingredients.

The cafe could probably serve the typical Yuban coffee, Foster Farm eggs and Sysco truck canned goods you find at most diners. There are not many choices around Valley Ford, and hungry travelers and locals alike would probably take what they could get. But then again, the cafe is smack dab in the middle of the land of milk and honey, and many of those same tourists and locals visit and live here in part because they appreciate good food from good sources. So why not give the people what they want? Estero Cafe does.

The menu includes ingredients from more than a dozen local farms and bakeries. The eggs come from Coastal Hill Farm in Valley Ford. Coffee comes from Taylor Made. The grass-fed beef is raised by Valley Ford’s Twisted Horn Ranch three miles away. (The restaurant buys a whole cow at a time.) Sonoma County Meat Co. makes the bacon and sausage. The ice cream comes from Straus Family Creamery. You get the idea. Local and fresh.

“We don’t even have a can opener in the whole restaurant,” says Samantha Ramey.

There’s also a small wine and beer list that includes Third Street Aleworks, Applegarden Farm hard cider and SCV Sauvignon Blanc.

True, there are no $1.99 Grand Slam breakfasts. But good food costs more than crappy food. The one-third-pound barbecue bacon cheeseburger ($16) is good food. It comes on a Village Bakery bun with a choice of fries or onion rings. The fries are cooked in locally sourced lard, as are the feathery, house-made onion rings. Both are great. And you have to love the choice of cheese upgrades: Pug’s Leap chèvre, Valley Ford blue and Estero Gold Asiago. Take that, Kraft.

I loved the tuna melt ($12). Since Estero doesn’t have a can opener, the kitchen poaches fresh albacore tuna and mixes it with celery, onions, thyme, green onions and parsley. Melted Swiss cheese on top and toasted sourdough bread finish the job.

For a lazy-day breakfast, go for the hearty huevos rancheros ($13) served on a pepper jack cheese quesadilla and saucy heirloom beans. I also liked the biscuits and gravy ($12), a house-made fluffy biscuit topped with ham-flecked gravy and eggs on the side.

Estero Cafe is open for breakfast and lunch daily from 7am to 3pm, and Wednesday the cafe does a fried buttermilk chicken dinner from 5pm to 8pm. (Why Wednesdays? Nearby Dinucci’s and Rocker Oysterfeller’s are closed Wednesday nights, and Valley Ford is a small town so it makes sense to coordinate.) The whole menu is available, but the star is the fried chicken.

Estero Cafe, 14450 Hwy. 1, Valley Ford. 707.876.3333.

Sing It

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A stage show with music, built backwards. That’s one way to define a “jukebox musical.” This year’s Summer Repertory Theatre Festival at Santa Rosa Junior College, includes two very different examples of the “jukebox musical,” in which the story is constructed around a random list of songs, rather than the other way around.

Nice Work If You Can Get It, revolving around classic 1920s and ’30s songs by George and Ira Gershwin, is pleasant, classy, solidly performed and light as a feather. Rock of Ages, constructed from pop rock and metal tunes from the garish ’80s, is coarse, crude, exuberant and sprinkled with sleazy Sunset Strip darkness and danger.

Created by Chris D’Arienzo, Rock of Ages employs songs by Journey, Van Halen, REO Speedwagon, Pat Benatar, Starship and others in telling the story of Drew (Nate Stuckey), a wannabe rocker stuck cleaning the bar at an L.A. music club, and Sherri (Jessica Merghart), the aspiring actress he falls hard for. Yes, singing Steve Perry’s “Oh Sherrie” is inevitable. Both are working at a legendary rock venue called the Bourbon Room when their budding romance is derailed by the arrival of Stacee Jaxx (Mark Jammal), the amoral lead singer of a band called Arsenal.

A subplot involves a scheme by German developers to raze the Bourbon Room to make way for chain stores, galvanizing the club’s supporters into various forms of protest, including repeated group performances of Twisted Sister’s “We’re Not Gonna Take It.”

As written, it’s a bit of a hot mess, with a fair share of gleefully offensive moments and one potentially moving scene marred by the actors’ use of distasteful stereotypes. But overall, Rock of Ages is infectiously pleasurable, with loads of high energy, a kind of gritty, youthful innocence, and tunes written to stick in your brain for days.

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Meanwhile, Nice Work If You Can Get It, written by Joe DiPietro, seems to evaporate almost as soon as it’s over, along with the majority of its pleasing but strangely unmemorable tunes, the two or three exceptions including “Someone to Watch Over Me,” “ ’S Wonderful” and “Fascinating Rhythm.”

The plot, about a Prohibition–era playboy (a delightful Alex Stewart) falling in love with a sweet bootlegger (Aubrey Reece, also delightful) on the eve of his marriage to a famous dancer (Sophie Madorsky, hilarious), is slight and silly, but crammed with old-fashioned, simplistic charm.

Enough Already

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The wine industry study session held by the Sonoma County Board of Supervisors earlier this month was a step in the right direction, as local officials try to balance the interests of the wine industry with a growing backlash by rural residents who complain that unruly crowds, loud noise and traffic congestion on back-country roads are destroying the peace and quiet of their neighborhoods and contributing to the Napafication of Sonoma County.

While the wine industry is advocating for fewer restrictions, neighborhood groups are pressing county officials to rein in winery development and cap the number of permitted events. The wine industry continues to pitch proposals that categorize events by attendance or sponsor. Merely labeling a dinner-dance as a “distributor meeting” does not reduce the noise, long duration drinking or the potential of impaired drivers on our rural one-lane roads.

According to county data, there are 2,600 event days held annually. In the Valley of the Moon alone, there are over a thousand annual events with over 170,000 visitors that create ongoing traffic and noise nightmares for residents.

Since 2000, there has been a 300 percent increase in the number of wineries approved county-wide, exceeding the general plan’s assumption of 239 wineries by 2020. There are now 447 wineries and tasting rooms outside city limits, with 60 more in the pipeline.

Supervisors agreed on stepped-up enforcement, limiting amplified music, regulating food service, establishing minimum parcel sizes and considering county-based event coordination. The board will reconvene in 60 days to continue exploring options with the Permit and Resource Management Department, whom they directed to bring back ordinances for their review, with a 2017 spring timetable for enactment.

Progress is being made, thanks to the many residents who have joined forces with Preserve Rural Sonoma County and other neighborhood groups to stand up and voice their opposition to the rampant growth and case by case permitting of ever more projects, ignoring the cumulative impacts. The current growth rate is not sustainable, environmentally or economically. Increasingly intense competition hurts existing wineries, and the impact from overdevelopment erodes the rural charm that attracts visitors.

Padi Selwyn is co-chair of Neighbors to Preserve Rural Sonoma County.

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Last Stands

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After an era of relative quiet compared to the so-called timber wars of the 1980s and ’90s, conflict over logging in the forests of Northern California has returned.

A plan to log 100- to 150-year-old redwood trees across 320 acres of northwestern Sonoma County in the Gualala River floodplain has generated fervent opposition from environmentalists and local residents over the past year. Clear-cutting of 5,760 fire-impacted acres in the Klamath National Forest kicked off in April, much of it on land previously designated as endangered species habitat.

The indigenous people of the area, the Karuk tribe, worked with local environmentalists to craft an alternative plan, but the Forest Service largely ignored it. The Karuk and the environmental groups have filed a lawsuit in an attempt to scuttle the logging. Last month, Karuk tribal members and local activists blocked the road leading to the logging while holding up a banner reading “Karuk Land, Karuk Plan” in an effort to slow the logging operations pending a legal judgment that could come as soon as late August.

During the last period of conflict 30 years ago, regional environmentalists curtailed some logging operations by setting aside talismanic stands of old-growth redwood trees in parks and preserves, and by pointing out that forests provide important habitat to numerous species, many of them endangered, including northern spotted owls, marbled murrelets and coho salmon.

California is home to some of the most prodigious forests on earth, but lumber production in California has steadily declined since the 1950s. A similar trend also occurred in other western states. But now logging companies are coming back to pick over what’s left.

Many timber companies treated their trees like green gold that was theirs to mine.

“Companies have come in and gotten up to a 16 percent return per year on their timberland, but the forests are only physically capable of yielding about 1 percent per year over the long run,” says former California Department of Forestry and Fire Protection (Cal Fire) director Richard Wilson, who lives outside the northeastern Mendocino County town of Covelo. Cal Fire is the agency that regulates timber harvests on the state’s private lands.

As a result, soil that once grew trees in the forest has washed into streams and chokes vital fish habitat. The trees that remain—many third-, fourth- and sometimes even spindly fifth-growth replacement trees—hold back less floodwater, provide far less animal habitat and sequester far less carbon dioxide.

Even so, timber remains a major industry in California, particularly in northern counties like Humboldt, Shasta, Siskiyou and Mendocino, which account for about half the state’s timber harvest. Roughly
20 percent of that harvest currently occurs on public lands.

In some cases, this logging involving cutting old trees that survived the liquidation logging of previous eras. Most often, though, contemporary lumbering means harvesting from lands scarred by past operations, thus eliciting messy disputes.

During Wilson’s tenure at Cal Fire (1991 to 1999), he sought to address the problem of over-harvesting by requiring that timber companies file 100-year management plans for sustaining the volume of timber in their forests, called “sustained yield plans.”

But he says the industry has used its political clout to undermine these regulations, such that a large proportion of the state’s remaining timberlands continue to be degraded by companies like Sierra Pacific Industries, California’s largest timber company, which owns
1.8 million acres and relies heavily on clear-cutting.

“We’ve got the rules,” Wilson says. “It’s a question of enforcing them.”

In this story, we highlight several timber-industry fights playing out in the North Coast. These sorts of struggles will shape the long-term well-being of rural economies, the health of local ecosystems and the well-being of indigenous cultures.

These struggles are woven into a broader ecological context. Northern California’s forests make up the southern leg of the conifer-rich “Pacific temperate rainforest,” which extends from Prince William Sound in Alaska to California’s Central Coast. These forests contain the largest mass of living and decaying material of any ecosystem in the world on a per-unit basis, prompting many scientists and environmentalists to view their maintenance and restoration as crucial in the fight against global climate change.

THE WESTSIDE PLAN: 5,700 ACRES OF CLEAR-CUTS

The Marble Mountains are among the ecological jewels of Northern California’s national forest system and home to numerous old-growth conifer stands. In the 1990s, the U.S. Forest Service set aside many mature forest habitats as reserves for the benefit of old-growth-dependent species, such as the northern spotted owl, which is listed as threatened under the Endangered Species Act.

In 2014, a series of wildfires known as the Westside Fire Complex burned across 183,000 acres of the broader region, most of it in the Klamath National Forest. In response, the Forest Service has designed timber sales that include more than 5,700 acres of clear-cuts, including fire-killed and living trees, many of them occurring in the mature forest reserves or on steep slopes above streams federally designated to promote the long-term survival of coho salmon.

The Forest Service often auctions off fire-impacted lands to timber companies for “salvage logging.” The Westside Plan is the largest post-fire timber sale in the recent history of northwestern California.

Klamath National Forest supervisor Patricia Grantham says the standing dead trees in the forest pose a major long-term fire hazard. By aggressively logging these areas of the forest, her agency is supplying logs to local mills and biomass power plants, contributing to the long-term health of the forest and protecting local residents’ safety.

“When fire returns to the area in the future, it will be smaller and less severe because of the actions we’re taking on the landscape today,” Grantham says.

But environmentalists and tribal members regard the Westside Plan as a giveaway to the timber industry of historic proportions.

“The Westside [Plan] is absolutely the worst project I’ve ever seen in Pacific Northwest national forests,” says Kimberly Baker of the Arcata-based Environmental Protection Information Center (EPIC). She has been monitoring timber sales on national forests for the past 18 years.

The Karuk tribe, EPIC and three other environmental groups have filed suit in federal court to challenge the project. Logging began in April, and it is unclear how much of the land will remain intact when the judge reaches a verdict.

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The U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service has also expressed skepticism regarding the Forest Service’s proposal, noting that dead trees “greatly improve” the quality of habitat for spotted owls and other creatures as the forest naturally recovers over time.

According to Fish and Wildlife’s estimate, the Westside Plan could lead to the deaths of 103 northern spotted owls—at least 1 percent of the species’ entire population.

Many of the slopes where the logging is occurring are among the most unstable in the Klamath National Forest. They also happen to be right above several of the Klamath’s most important salmon-bearing streams. By removing anchoring vegetation and carving a spider-web pattern of roads and log landings, the logging threatens to bury the streams with silt.

The Karuk tribe worked with environmental groups to develop an alternative plan that would rely on prescribed fires to regenerate the land over the long run. Logging would be confined to ridgelines, for the purpose of developing fuel breaks, such that some logs would still feed local mills. Much of the Klamath Forest is the Karuk’s aboriginal territory.

The Forest Service’s Grantham says she incorporated most of the Karuk’s input. “The plan I ultimately decided on for the project and the Karuk Plan are about 75 percent similar,” Grantham says, “and in some ways we came all the way over to their way of thinking.”

Karuk tribe natural resources adviser Craig Tucker says that simply isn’t true. “In reality, the Forest Service basically told us we can go pound sand,” he says regarding the agency’s response to the Karuk management plan.

According to public records, the Forest Service has spent approximately $24 million developing the Westside logging plan and is auctioning most of the logs for a paltry $2.50 per truckload, thus generating only about $450,000 in revenue for the agency.

In May, tribal members and environmental activists blocked the road leading to the salvage logging project while holding up a banner that read “Karuk Land, Karuk Plan.” They are considering further civil disobedience as the logging proceeds.

“The Karuk tribe’s been here for at least 10,000 years,” Tucker says. “The Forest Service has been here for about a hundred. Yet they don’t listen.”

IN THE SHADOW OF HURWITZ

In 1985, Houston-based investor Charles Hurwitz used junk bonds floated by financier Michael Milken (who later spent two years in jail for financial fraud) to finance a hostile takeover of locally owned logging company Pacific Lumber. This cutthroat move gave Hurwitz control of 200,000 acres of Humboldt County timberland, including more than half of all remaining privately owned old-growth redwoods on the West Coast—and, thus, in the world.

By the time Hurwitz cashed out of the land in the mid-aughts, his company, Maxxam Corporation, had clear-cut roughly three-quarters of his ownership.

In 2008, the Fisher Family of San Francisco purchased the land and formed Humboldt Redwood Company (HRC). Best known as owners of the Gap and Banana Republic clothing companies, family matriarch Doris Fisher and her sons, Robert, William and John (who is also well-known as the majority owner of the Oakland A’s), are all billionaires. Along with forestland they had previously purchased in Mendocino and Sonoma counties, the Fishers own more coastal redwood forest than perhaps any private entity ever has, roughly 440,000 acres.

The company immediately pledged a new era of harmony between environmentalists and the timber industry. They vowed to abstain from traditional clear-cutting, preserve old-growth trees and invest in road improvements to reduce erosion into streams, which despoils fish habitat.

“From the beginning, we committed to demonstrating that it is possible to manage productive timberlands with a high standard of stewardship,” recently retired HRC President Mike Jani told me in an interview last year.

To many residents of the Elk River watershed, which drains into Humboldt Bay south of Eureka, those words are almost entirely empty. For the past 20 years, large-scale logging upstream has caused floods of increasing intensity that have damaged their homes and threatened their safety.

The problems started when Hurwitz’s Maxxam conducted large-scale clear-cutting that badly reduced the soil’s capacity to absorb rainwater and created a massive sediment plume that has buried much of the river’s north fork. But the problem has worsened as HRC and another large timber company, Green Diamond Resources Company, have continued intensive logging.

“HRC’s ‘sustainability’ is based on trampling our constitutional rights, and spending huge sums of lobbying money in order to do so,” says Jesse Noell, a long-time Elk River resident.

The EPA has informed state agencies that the destruction of the Elk River, an important salmon-bearing stream, violates the Clean Water Act. In the late-1990s, they enacted a “memorandum of understanding” with the North Coast division of the state water board requiring that the board develop a plan for cleaning up the sediment in the river by 2002.

Fourteen years later, the water board still has not implemented the plan. According to Rob DiPerna, EPIC’s forest and wildlife advocate, the reason is straightforward: political pressure from timber companies and the regulatory agencies that favor them.

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DiPerna notes that Maxxam caused most of the original damage, even if HRC has worsened it. A 2015 post on the company’s website said that “Humboldt Redwood had a recent difference of scientific opinion with the North Coast Regional Water Quality Control Board and remains in dialogue with the agency about the best way to address downstream flooding issues.” But the company later filed a lawsuit against the board for not authorizing sediment discharge and logging operations into the Elk River as part of a timber harvest plan the company filed.

“For HRC, the problem is that the Elk River is one of the only areas of its land with large stands of merchantable timber, since Maxxam cut so much and most of the other merchantable stands are protected from cutting until at least 2049, per a habitat conservation plan Maxxam negotiated with state and federal agencies, politicians, and national environmental groups in the late-’90s.

Noell and other local residents say that doesn’t constitute an excuse.

“We have a right to be able to use our water and not to be flooded three to 20 times per year,” says Kristy Wrigley, a fourth-generation apple farmer who lives along the Elk River’s north fork. Her lands are no longer productive due to the flooding.

One of the only other places where HRC owns large stands of timber is in the Mattole River watershed. It meets the Pacific Ocean at the westernmost point of the continental United States, in the town of Petrolia, located along the largest swath of undeveloped coastline in the nation, the Lost Coast.

In the Mattole, HRC has received approval to conduct the largest late-successional (a term for nearly old-growth) timber harvest in Humboldt County in at least 17 years. The areas they are attempting to log include steep slopes that Maxxam had failed to reach—a fact that is deeply painful for residents who fought off those plans in the late ’90s and early 2000s.

A road blockade erected by local activists in 2014 has forestalled most of the logging, and HRC has since been engaged in discussions with locals and environmentalists about a compromise.

A newly minted local residents group called the Lost Coast League is seeking to acquire HRC’s land in the Mattole—including about 18,000 acres—to become an ecological preserve that would limit the harvest of trees to that which facilitates their recovery.

HACK ‘N’ SQUIRT IN MENDOCINO COUNTY

Spanning the coastal zones from Santa Barbara to southern Oregon, tanoak trees have been a staff of life for indigenous people, who historically relied on their acorns as a food source. To modern timber companies, however, they are largely a weed tree. Tanoaks often thrive in land disturbed by logging, which include most of California’s coastal redwood and Douglas fir forests.

The most cost-effective means of eliminating tanoaks—and other undesirable hardwood species—is a method called “hack ‘n’ squirt,” which involves cutting around the base of the tree, peeling back the bark and spraying a systemic herbicide called Imazapyr into the freshly opened gashes.

The largest practitioner of this technique is Humboldt Redwood Company’s southern counterpart, Mendocino Redwood Company (MRC), which the Fisher family also owns. According to documents MRC submitted to state and federal agencies in 2012, they had conducted hack ‘n’ squirt on 78,000 acres of their land at that point—roughly 3 percent of vast Mendocino County’s private lands.

But the widespread herbicide use and killing of trees has outraged many Mendocino County residents. In June, Mendocino County voters resoundingly passed Measure V, which declares intentionally killing and leaving standing dead trees a public nuisance under the county code. The measure’s explicit aim is to restrict hack ‘n’ squirt, and it passed with 62 percent of the vote—even though MRC spent roughly $300,000 in a campaign to defeat it.

In 1984, the California Legislature responded to agribusiness interests by adopting a bill sponsored by Asemblymember Bruce Bronzan, which overturned a Mendocino County ban on aerial spraying of herbicides. In a naked power play, the bill stipulated that only the Legislature can restrict the use of pesticides and herbicides, and not counties. Thus, Mendocino County activists have been unable to call for an outright ban on hack ‘n’ squirt.

The rationale for Measure V is that MRC and other smaller timber companies are “manufacturing a fire hazard,” says Albion-Little River volunteer fire chief Ted Williams, by leaving so many trees standing dead. Williams was one of the measure’s official proponents.

MRC says they try to use hack ‘n’ squirt only “once in the life of a stand [60–80 years],” and that the practice is necessary for speeding up the restoration of redwoods and Douglas firs that predecessor timber companies recklessly over-harvested. They also note that it is the most cost-effective way of limiting tanoaks.

The effectiveness of Measure V is subject to legal interpretation. As MRC forester Jessie Weaver informed local residents, the company has continued to use the technique since the passage of Measure V, though he would not say if they plan to continue relying on the practice after the county officially certifies the measure.

On July 19, about 30 local residents temporarily blocked one of the entrances to MRC’s Ukiah mill to call on them to “abide by the spirit” of Measure V by committing to an outright hack ‘n’ squirt ban.

LOGGING THE GUALALA FLOODPLAIN

Last year, Gualala Redwoods Timber (GRT)—owner of 29,500 acres in northwestern Sonoma and southwestern Mendocino counties—submitted plans to log hundreds of large second-growth redwoods in the Gualala River’s sensitive floodplain. The Dogwood Plan encompasses 320 acres, making it the largest Gualala River floodplain logging plans in the modern regulatory era.

The redwood trees in the floodplain are at least 100 years old. Sonoma County’s regional parks district has eyed the floodplain area as a possible park site for more than 50 years, while a consortium of conservation groups has sought to buy the remainder of the land and create a “working community forest” characterized by a lighter-touch approach to logging.

Instead, the property has been purchased by the Burch family of San Jose, whose West Coast timber franchise spans three states.

More than a year after submitting the Dogwood Plan,
Cal Fire signed off on it last month. The plan had received so much opposition from local residents and environmentalists that the company submitted the plan four different times.

Peter Baye, a coast ecologist who works with Friends of the Gualala River, notes that GRT still hasn’t surveyed for spotted owls or protected species of rare plants. “I really have doubts whether they are following protocols, or just shuffling paperwork,” he says.

Friends of the Gualala River and Forest Unlimited have filed a notice of their intention to sue to stop the plan. They will likely seek an injunction to stop the logging pending a trial that could occur later this or next year.

On July 16, about 200 people attended a rally against the Dogwood Plan at Gualala Point Regional Park. Gualala Redwoods Timber forester Henry Alden, whose previous job was with Maxxam, has said that criticism of the logging plan is exaggerated, and that the company plans to log much more selectively than most critics of the project have been led to believe.

Many Dogwood Plan opponents note that the Gualala River has already sustained enormous damage. According to a 2010
Cal Fire report on sustainable forest management, the average annual California timberland harvest covers 1.64 percent of private timberland acres. By contrast, the company’s total logging from 2004–14 covered about 30 percent of its land, which translates to a harvest rate of around 2.7 percent per year—far beyond what experts consider sustainable.

Richard Wilson, the former Cal Fire chief, says that battles between environmentalists and timber companies will continue until timber companies are forced to limit their harvesting practices to sustainable levels that balance the needs of other species and local residents.

“Most of the public doesn’t realize we still have a long way to go to get to sustainability,” he says.

Beyond the Grove

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The Bohemian Grove recently settled a lawsuit for $7 million brought by over 600 former employees of the luxe West County campground where super-fabulous white men (for the most part) in khakis gather annually to get loaded, eat chili manly-man style, and sit around in circles for sing-alongs with the likes of Steve Miller.

This Bohemian heard from former Bohemian Grove worker David Gelsinger right after the settlement was announced, and he came by the office to share photos and his Bohemian Grove story. Gelsinger was basically an all-purpose man, making $250 a day to help campers kick back and commune with nature. It was, he says, a 24-7 job, for which he was not paid a 24-7 wage. Gelsinger says that this recent suit would not have happened had he not taken Bohemian Grove to court over underpayment for the hours he put in at the Grove. And he says they still owe him $1.5 million in back wages and wrongful-termination dollars.

Gelsinger worked at the Grove from 1994 until 2014 (the same year he sued) at various camps within the super-secret enclave, and says that during that time he was kicked by an attendee and also endured such hijinks as attendees writing “I’m gay” on his timecard. Very mature. He shared a photo of himself sitting in a circle with a bunch of men—in khakis—listening to Steve Miller strum the guitar and sing.

Gelsinger says he settled his suit under duress, for an undisclosed amount somewhere north of $50,000. For his part, Steve Miller claims to be a joker, a smoker, a midnight toker. He sure didn’t want to hurt no one.

Letters to the Editor: July 27, 2016

Radioactive Sushi

Last week’s cover (“Japanese Food Is Hot,” July 20) initially brought on excited hopes that our North Bay weekly on the West Coast of the United States would finally weigh in on the Fukushima nuclear explosions and tsunami on the east coast of Japan. However, there is no word of how lethal the fish caught off our shores and in the Pacific Rim fishing grounds has undoubtedly become.

I, for one, and perhaps many others, have stopped eating sushi and even stopped going to Japanese restaurants due to continuous leaking of radioactivity from the third reactor into the oceans off the coast of Japan. I have decided it is not safe to eat fish or seaweed. Your article does mention the importing of Japanese vegetables not being allowed, but no mention of them not being safe to eat. It is good to learn that local growing sources are being utilized for organic options and tastes.

Your article is definitely an opportunity to feature the new wave of Japanese cuisine restaurants. This is a promotion with serious questions to be asked, questions not welcomes by the new owners and chefs, I’m sure. Why not weigh in on the dangers to our health? That is my question to you and your editorial staff. We need your voice in the North Bay to report the serious health hazards we are currently facing.

Sebastopol

Does Anybody Remember Laughter?

OK, well now it looks like we have received a really famous rant, assuming that the recent article in the Open Mic (July 20), which almost caused me to have a trumper tantrum, was actually written by Donald Trump’s wife, and not someone with the same name.

First, Melania, regarding Menswear: yes, men do swear, but so do women, so stop staring away and talking about a stairway to menswear. And, speaking of women, I thought Caitlyn Jenner was actually a man?

Yes, people do smoke pot in California, as they do around the world. However, many more people smoke tobacco, which kills thousands every year. Speaking of rings of smoke, I assume you are not old enough to have ever seen nor met Captain Smith, or Pocahontas.

As for as the rest of the nonsensical article that I was barely able to comprehend, might I suggest you hire Michele Obama to help you write an article? Or maybe you should go back to Slovenia.

Novato

Trumpty Dumpty

Trumpty Dumpty sat on his wall
Trumpty Dumpty had a great fall
All his king’s horses
And all his king’s men
Could not put Trumpty Dumpty
together again.

Pity, maybe he should hire some good, cheap Mexican labor for the repair job.

Santa Rosa

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Letters to the Editor: July 27, 2016

Radioactive Sushi Last week's cover ("Japanese Food Is Hot," July 20) initially brought on excited hopes that our North Bay weekly on the West Coast of the United States would finally weigh in on the Fukushima nuclear explosions and tsunami on the east coast of Japan. However, there is no word of how lethal the fish caught off our shores...
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