Your Letters, April 29

Train Gains

I’m voting yes on Measure B, continuation of the 1/4-cent tax to support the SMART train. I urge every voter to do the same. 

We know the value of the SMART train in transporting a diverse population to work, school, shopping, sight-seeing, etc., while not contributing to traffic along the 101 corridor. Three generations of our family began riding the SMART train in 2019.  It’s a comfortable, relaxing way to explore the communities between Windsor and Larkspur and to connect with the ferry to San Francisco. We enjoy the scenery along the route without the stress of driving.    

I’ve seen unaccompanied elderly and disabled riders on the SMART train, allowing them to travel independently. A member of our family who no longer drives rides the SMART train several times each week. He walks or bikes from his home to a station nearby, to board the train to a station near our home, where we meet to take him to medical appointments and family activities. It’s truly a win-win for all of us. 

Please join me in supporting this well-established gem, the SMART train, which operates in Sonoma and Marin counties. 

Kay Hartman
Santa Rosa

Visualizing Reform: Preparing for Post-Scandal America

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After several decades of gross misbehavior on the parts of three branches of government, the American people appear to be asking the rhetorical questions, “What if political corruption is bad? And what if campaigning against corruption is a winning issue?”

Recent polls have found that large shares of both Democrats and Republicans think their party focuses too little on corruption. Indeed, backers of both parties thought corruption was the biggest issue being ignored by both parties.

Wow, yes. Perhaps voters have their heads screwed on right. And also, how do they even know about the growing corruption problem? Long gone are the days when newspapers competed to expose official wrongdoing. There is nothing in today’s fragmented information landscape that is like past scandals pursued by dogged hordes of investigative reporters and orating TV correspondents.

Journalists fuss over candidate fundraising totals without mentioning that, for example, a single super PAC backed by the AI industry has already raised $75 million to spend in congressional races. That still falls behind the $171 million raised so far by a single cryptocurrency industry PAC. This spending will all be “independent,” and much of it will not be fully disclosed. Yet, with spending like this, these industries could effectively buy Congress.

Then there’s the orgy of self-enrichment. Forget the planned White House ballroom or the gilded doorknobs in the Oval Office. According to Forbes, President Donald Trump and his immediate family increased their net worth by $3 billion in one year by leveraging public power. Other analyses peg the one-year amount at $1.4 billion.

Opposition politicians have started to pound away. But it’s not enough to decry sleaze. Jaded voters think “everyone does it.” Indeed, the group End Citizens United in 2025 published a poll suggesting citizens thought Democrats were more corrupt than Republicans.

House Democrats recently announced a task force to assemble an anti-corruption agenda. Joe Morelle leads the drive. Morelle vowed months ago, “This is going to be the most significant governmental reform since Watergate.”

That’s a high bar. The Watergate scandal led to laws to curb presidential abuse and clean up politics: A public financing system sought to curb big money in presidential campaigns. The Inspector General Act of 1978 placed watchdogs in major federal agencies. The Budget Impoundment and Control Act aimed to ensure that Congress, not the president, retained power of the purse. The War Powers Act tried to curb executive warmaking.

After scandal comes reform. Not always, but that’s when it happens. What would a reform agenda look like today?

Craig Corsini is a writer and grandfather in Marin County.

Free Will Astrology, April 29

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): In the 19th century, Aries photographer Eadweard Muybridge (1830-1904) resolved to settle a debate about whether galloping horses ever have all four hooves off the ground. He developed a system to capture rapid sequential images, which ultimately helped lead to the invention of motion pictures. His answer to a narrow technical question opened up an entirely new art form. Moral of the story: Solving a specific problem may create unforeseen revolutions. In the coming weeks, Aries, I invite you to stay alert for how your focused efforts to address one challenge might birth even more significant breakthroughs. Don’t get so fixated on your immediate goal that you miss larger innovations emerging from your work. 

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): May is Free Thinking Month for you Tauruses. It’s also Free Feeling, Free Wheeling and Free Healing Month. Wow. To observe this festive grace period, indulge in any of the following jubilant acts: 1. Declare your independence from anyone who tries to tell you how you should live your life or who you are. 2. Declare independence from your history, especially recollections that dampen your sense of possibility and old self-images that impede your yearning to explore. 3. Declare independence from groupthink and conventional wisdom. 4. Declare independence from your former conceptions of freedom so you’ll be free to arrive at fresh understandings of it.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): The Navajo practice hózhó means “walking in beauty”: living in balance and harmony with life. But hózhó isn’t a static state you achieve once and possess forever. You must continually restore and reinvent it. I suspect you’re in a phase like that now, Gemini. Too much thinking and not enough feeling? Too much future and not enough present? I recommend you take corrective measures. Start by taking one physical action that grounds you. Have a conversation from the heart instead of the head. Spend an hour not planning the story to come, but simply loving what’s here right now. Refresh your hózhó.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): If a honeybee colony becomes too crowded, scout bees search for potential new hive sites. When they return, they perform waggle dances for their colleagues to convey specific information about different locations. Negotiations ensue. Various possibilities are offered and considered through more dancing. Eventually, the swarm collectively makes a choice and heads out to its new home. Your challenge right now, Cancerian, is to be like a scout bee who facilitates your group’s decision-making process. I invite you to carry out a reconnaissance mission and then perform your waggle dances for your people. Make your case with vigor and precision. Trust the group’s emergent wisdom to make the best decision.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Like all of us, Leo, you have persistent aches from old losses, absences and wounds. They may seem like permanent burdens you will never be able to shake or transcend. But here’s some very good news: In the coming months, there’s a greater chance than usual that you’ll discover new approaches to healing them. The remedies won’t necessarily be logical or obvious. They may involve you conducting rituals, taking symbolic actions or ambushing the pain from unexpected angles. Be alert for interventions that may seem too simple or unexpected to work.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Your restlessness is building. How much longer will you pretend you don’t sense the pull of bright temptations and appealing sanctuaries? At what moment will you finally stop resisting your urge to slip past the usual boundaries and roam? The astrological omens hint that this pivot is close at hand. In the borderlands of your imagination, a daring journey is already taking shape. Where might it carry you? Here’s my guess: down into the raw, unfiltered depths of the future you secretly dream about.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): In fairy tales, when heroes are rewarded for their help and kindness, their gifts are often tools of protection: a cloak that renders them invisible, a magic club that chases off foes or enchanted shoes that enable them to outrun any threat. In other stories, the reward is meant to deepen the hero’s delight in living: a genie’s lamp, a cauldron that cooks up exquisite food or a horn that calls forth marvelous companions from the fairy world. I mention this, Libra, because I believe rewards for your past and recent generosity are on their way. If you have any say in what form they take, I suggest you request something from this second, pleasure-giving category.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Poet Marie Howe wrote, “I don’t think we can love anything more intensely than we love a secret.” Many Scorpios feel this way. You understand that mystery is often a joy to be savored. Some truths reveal themselves only to those who summon the patient intelligence to be at peace amidst the confounding riddles. Non-Scorpios may be desperate to leave nothing hidden, but you like to learn from the teasing prickles. You know that some transformations need darkness to carry on their work. Your next assignment: Decide what truth needs more time in the deep before it’s ready to surface.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Diamond is the hardest natural substance, while graphite is soft and slippery. Yet they’re both made of pure carbon. The difference is in their structure. Let’s extrapolate from this fact as we ruminate on your life, Sagittarius. I’m 97% certain that you already have everything you need. Maybe you imagine you lack key resources and powers, but from what I can tell, you are well set-up. So I propose that you simply reorganize what’s available to you now. Take the “carbon” of your life and arrange it in new patterns. Your task isn’t further accumulation but reconfiguration. 

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): My Capricorn grandfather was a master artisan. He told me that the best furniture is built twice: first in the imagination, then with wood. Let’s apply that theme to you. I believe you have mostly finished the first step of visualizing what you want. Now you’re almost ready to launch the actual work. I’m eager to see the practical effects that will bloom from your detailed fantasies. The rest of the world is excited, too. These days, we all especially need your talent for turning beautiful dreams into vivid realities. You have extra power to inspire us to convert our idealistic notions into dynamic actions.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): I invite you to imagine a time in the past when you were almost perfectly content. Visualize that magical confluence of satisfying feelings. Where were you? Who was or wasn’t there? What could you see, hear, smell and feel in your body? What made that moment so right? Next step: Make a vow to rebuild as many of those conditions as you realistically can over the next three weeks. Maybe you can’t recreate the exact scene, but you can approximate its essence.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): The astrological factors now in effect are tending to generate useful and valuable cosmic jokes. I believe they may be disruptive and catalytic in helpful ways. In this spirit, I offer you the following affirmations, borrowed from internet memes: 1. “You may call me ‘melodramatic.’ I describe myself as a ‘creative problem-solver with flair and panache.’” 2. “I’m not overthinking; I’m overriding simplistic answers that hide the real truths.” 3. “You shouldn’t think of me as chaotic; the fact is that I’m generously non-linear.” 4. “I have a solid plan, but it’s always evolving to keep up with reality’s crazy insistence on ceaseless change.” 5. “Please dismantle your low expectations; I need ample room to exceed them.” 6. “I trust my instincts; they have often been wrong in interesting ways.”

Homework: Homework: What’s the part of you that you trust the least? Can you upgrade it? https://tinyurl.com/YourUnexpectedAlly

Clee Fest, Phoenix Fundraiser for Local Metal Guitar Hero

For hardcore fans of heavy metal music, nothing could be more metal than shuffling off this mortal coil while shredding on their guitar onstage and keeling over.

But for longtime local heavy metal guitarist Greg “Clee” Clecak, that came frighteningly close to how he met his demise, and it really wasn’t as thrilling as one might hope it to be.

During a show March 8 at Toot’s Tavern in Crockett, Clee was just finishing up a song with his band, Hellbender, when he says, “I remember hearing a weird noise on stage and then getting all sweaty.” He continues, “I went down to adjust my foot pedal, and then I hit the floor, on my butt; I couldn’t get up. I knew something was definitely wrong.”

As it turns out, something was most definitely wrong, and Clee had suffered a fairly major stroke. And as he continues to heal, our ever resilient Sonoma County music community has come together for a benefit show, Clee Fest, on Saturday, May 9, at The Phoenix Theater in Petaluma. Hellbender will headline, with support from friends From Hell, Unprovoked, Right to Remain and Here Comes the Comet, with proceeds from the $15 cover going towards Clee’s road to recovery.

Clee has been a staple in the Sonoma County music scene for more than three decades, playing guitar in bands including his self-titled band Clee, Porterhouse, Crimeseen and since 2011, Hellbender. Beside him on stage in every iteration has been high school buddy, bassist Eric Lee, who is also the host of Metaluma on Petaluma’s radio station KPCA. 

Naturally, Lee was onstage with Clee when the stroke occurred and notes, “We have played Toots Tavern over a dozen times, so it was business as usual. We were four songs in, and I saw him reach down to his pedalboard, and then he was sitting down looking confused.” Lee goes on, saying, “Our singer, ‘Dollar’ Bill [Scheffler], went over to check on him and got him to the front of the stage, and we heard a nurse [from the crowd] come over to check on him, so that was reassuring. She got ice on the back of his neck.” 

Then, the scene got even weirder. Lee laughs, recounting, “Clee goes, ‘I’m good; keep playing.’ It was all surreal when it was going on. We played two more songs while he was sitting there, and then we had to stop because he was really not feeling good at that point.”

One may have clocked that there was indeed a nurse in the audience that night, and if she hadn’t been, everyone agrees the upcoming May 9 show may be a memorial. Lee says, “She saved his life by putting ice on his neck because that is supposedly one of the first things you should do for a stroke victim. I didn’t know that until then. She is an angel.” Who says the dark forces of the devil’s music don’t look out for their own?

Since the stroke, Clee has been shuttled to a few different hospitals as his care needs have improved. He is at home now and working daily on rehabilitation. “Sutter Health Care provided me with physical therapy for the first four weeks, and now I’m doing the exercises at home. I’m projected to be back to normal in 60-90 days, and so I’m almost there but not quite,” he remarks. “I feel a lot better, but not 100% yet.”

Lee says, “Clee is getting better every day, but there’s still a lot to do to get back to playing a Hellbender gig. But he’s determined, so it will happen. It could be three months or six months; we just don’t know. But the good news is that he will make a full recovery.” He adds, “We had this Phoenix show booked months before, so we decided to turn it into a benefit for our brother, so it’s all about Clee Fest now.”

Clee Fest, 8pm, Saturday, May 9, at The Phoenix Theater, 201 Washington St., Petaluma. For more information and tickets, visit bit.ly/cleefest.

Open Art Studios, Life on Earth, Dr. Color and Authors Fest

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Marin County
Open Doors

For two spring weekends, Marin County turns itself into a walkable, drivable, occasionally wonderfully confusing map of creativity as more than 260 artists open their studios to the public for the 33rd annual Marin Open Studios. The self-guided event offers a rare chance to see where the work actually happens—paint-splattered corners, kiln rooms, sculpture setups and the mysterious habitats of people who know how to make things. Participating artists span painting, photography, ceramics, textiles, jewelry and other disciplines, with 62 newcomers joining the roster this year. Those who prefer reconnaissance before committing can begin at the Showcase Gallery at Sausalito Center for the Arts, where examples from participating artists are gathered under one roof. 11am–6pm, Saturday–Sunday, May 2–3 and May 9–10, at various studios throughout Marin County. Free admission. More information at marinopenstudios.org.

Point Reyes Station
Three New Worlds

Gallery Route One opens spring with a trio of exhibitions loosely united by life on Earth and the ways we perceive it. In The Land’s Memory – Some Places Remember Us features E.A. Zappa’s presentation of realist paintings and sculptural works inspired by Alaska’s landscapes, wildlife and human relationships to place. Jenny-Lynn Hall’s (i’m)permanence offers subtle drawings in chalk, charcoal and soluble pencil that meditate on time, impermanence and interconnectedness. Visiting artist Arminée Chahbazian rounds out the lineup with Biggest Little Worlds, oil and encaustic paintings that transform wild bird eggs into planetary forms suspended between ecology and dreamscape. Together, the three shows move from wilderness memory to cosmic fragility, with stops at geometry, migration and mortality along the way. Heavy themes, yes—but handled with beauty and imagination. Exhibits run now through May 24, Gallery Route One, 11101 Hwy. 1, Point Reyes Station. Gallery hours 11am–5pm, Thursday–Monday.

Petaluma
Dr. Color

Bob Buckter, known professionally as Dr. Color, is a longtime San Francisco designer and color consultant who brings his vivid sensibility to Petaluma for an afternoon devoted to the transformative powers of paint, architecture and cheerful audacity. For decades, Buckter has helped turn historic homes and everyday buildings into exuberant landmarks, approaching color not as decoration but as a public trust. A Vibrant Afternoon with Dr. Color begins at the Petaluma Historical Library & Museum and includes a talk, self-guided walking tour and private cocktail reception at a historic Petaluma home. 4–6:30pm, Saturday, May 2, at Petaluma Historical Library & Museum, 20 4th St. $44.52. More information at bit.ly/dr-color.

Sonoma
Booked Solid

This year’s edition of the Sonoma Valley Authors Festival boasts headliner Maria Semple, newly selected for Oprah’s Book Club, thanks to her latest novel, Go Gentle. That means festivalgoers can catch one of publishing’s emerging talents while the ink is still drying on their CV. The ninth annual gathering returns to Fairmont Sonoma Mission Inn & Spa with a roster spanning history, humor, politics, poetry and culture, including Doris Kearns Goodwin, Rick Atkinson, Andrew Ross Sorkin and Dave Barry. There is also a free Authors on the Plaza event in downtown Sonoma where authors Barry, Semple, Atkinson and Colum McAnn will also appear. May 1–3, Friday–Sunday, at Fairmont Sonoma Mission Inn & Spa, Sonoma. Festival passes from $1,500. Authors on the Plaza 11am–2pm, Saturday, May 2, Sonoma Plaza, Sonoma. Free admission. More information at svauthorsfest.org.

Second Slice: Bay Area Pizza Week continues

Singer-songwriter and motivational speaker Andrew W.K. said it best: “Anyone who says that money cannot buy happiness has clearly never spent their money on pizza.”

True. And that spirit rises again as Bay Area Pizza Week returns to the North Bay, stretching across Marin, Napa and Sonoma counties (and a tiptoe over the Golden Gate Bridge) in a glorious carb corridor of bubbling cheese and beautifully charred crusts. 

Below is our redux—a reheated and renewed appreciation of one of the region’s noblest civic observances. Because the first pass is rarely enough, and because pizza coverage, like pizza itself, improves with repetition.

From waterfront patios to neighborhood institutions, from old-school parlors to chef-driven dough laboratories, the North Bay is a veritable buffet of pizza perfection. Below, find a county-by-county roundup of participating spots, alphabetized for convenience and appetite. 

Bay Area Pizza Week continues through Sunday, May 3. Download the app at the Apple App Store or via Google Play.

Marin County

Bar Bocce

Sausalito’s waterfront answer to the eternal question: What if pizza came with bocce courts and postcard views? Wood-fired pies, bayside lounging and sunlight as a side dish.

1250 Bridgeway, Sausalito. barbocce.com

Gaspare’s Pizzeria Ristorante & Bar

A San Rafael comfort-food veteran where booths, garlic and red sauce remain pillars of authority. Classic Italian-American energy and family friendly.

200 Merrydale Rd., San Rafael gasparespizzeria.com

Mulberry Street Pizzeria

East Coast spirit by way of San Rafael. Foldable slices meet neighborhood charm.

101 Smith Ranch Rd., Ste. C, San Rafael mulberrystreetpizzasanrafael.com

For those headed to the south side of the Golden Gate Bridge, consider visiting some of these highly recommended locations:

Tony’s Pizza Napoletana

Founded by 13-time world pizza champion Tony Gemignani, this landmark draws inspiration from a traditional pizzeria in Naples, Italy.

570 Stockton St., San Francisco. tonyspizzanapoletana.com

Capo’s

Celebrating authentic Detroit and Chicago pizza with a focus on quality ingredients and tradition. 641 Vallejo St., San Francisco. sfcapos.com

Slice House

Another creation by Tony Gemignani offering an unparalleled pizza experience, blending artisan craftsmanship with fast-casual dining in several participating locations. 

1535 Haight St., San Francisco

357 El Camino Real, Millbrae & 1000 El Camino Real C, Belmont.

357 El Camino Real, Millbrae.

2565 California St., Ste. 81, Mountain View. slicehouse.com

Giovanni Italian Specialties

SF’s own lauded restaurateur Tony Gemignani brings the signature ingredients of many of his popular dishes to San Francisco’s North Beach.

629 Union St., San Francisco. giovannispecialty.com

Toscano’s Italian Bakery

San Francisco’s celebrated Italian bakery located in North Beach, featuring naturally leavened sourdough breads and of course a brilliant pizza pie. 

728 Vallejo St., San Francisco. toscanobrothers.com

Napa County

A16 Napa

The Napa outpost of the acclaimed Southern Italian restaurant, bringing polished Neapolitan pedigree to downtown. And a serious wine list too.

821 Coombs St., Napa. a16pizza.com

Mary’s Pizza Shack

A North Bay institution doing what institutions are meant to do: feed generations dependably. Pizza, pasta and consensus—everyone loves Mary’s.

3085 Jefferson St., Napa. maryspizzashack.com

The Fink

Known more for cocktails than crust, which makes its Pizza Week presence intriguing. Stylish downtown Napa stop for those who prefer nightlife with their mozzarella.

530 Main St., Napa. thefinknapa.com

Sonoma County

Ausiello’s Homeslice

Rincon Valley favorite known for hearty pies and local loyalty.

5755 Mountain Hawk Dr., Santa Rosa ausielloshomeslice.com

Brixx Pizzeria

Downtown Petaluma mainstay turning out brick-oven pies in the heart of the Lan Mart building. A dependable and delicious prelude or finale to any evening.

16 Kentucky St., Petaluma brixxpizzeria.com

Gabacool Provisions

A playful, East Coast-leaning operation where sandwich culture and pizza culture happily collide in a van—popping up throughout the county. 

Follow on Instagram for location updates @gabacool_provisions.

Huria’s

A family-run, mobile wood-fired catering vendor, offering wood-fired pizza and Mediterranean influences.

1400 Hwy. 1, Bodega Bay. hurias.com

L’Oro di Napoli — Petaluma

Elegant Neapolitan specialist bringing Naples energy to downtown Petaluma. Serious crust, no gimmicks.

208 Petaluma Blvd. N., Petaluma lorodinapoli.com

L’Oro di Napoli — Santa Rosa

One of Sonoma County’s most respected pizza names. Blistered pies, classic technique and deserved confidence.

629 4th St., Santa Rosa. lorodinapoli.com

Mama J’s Pizzeria

A favorite, family-owned and run pizzeria going on a quarter century in downtown Penngrove.

10101 Main St., Penngrove. eatatmamajs.com

Mary’s Pizza Shack — Boyes Hot Springs

The geothermal branch of the family empire, still delivering familiar comforts.
18636 Sonoma Hwy., Sonoma maryspizzashack.com

Mary’s Pizza Shack — Petaluma

The practical answer—something for everyone.

423 N. McDowell Blvd., Petaluma maryspizzashack.com

Mary’s Pizza Shack — Rohnert Park

Suburban classic with proven pies.

101 Golf Course Dr., Rohnert Park maryspizzashack.com

Mary’s Pizza Shack — Sonoma Plaza

Right on the historic square—site of the Bear Flag Revolt.

8 W. Spain St., Sonoma maryspizzashack.com

Mary’s Pizza Shack — Windsor

Dependable refuge after games, errands or modern life in general.

9010 Brooks Rd., Windsor maryspizzashack.com

NY Pie Pizzeria

Santa Rosa’s New York-style standard bearer: foldable slices, straightforward attitude and enduring local loyalty.

65 Brookwood Ave., Santa Rosa nypie.pizza

PizzaLeah

Windsor’s acclaimed artisan favorite from Leah Scurto, a true pizza-lover’s paradise.

9240 Old Redwood Hwy., Ste. 116, Windsor pizzaleah.com

Slow Co. Pizza

Cotati entrant with a name that suggests proper fermentation, patience and values.
8197 La Plaza, Cotati slowcopizza.com

Sonoma Pizza Co.

Forestville’s elevated pie house, built around artisan dough, local ingredients and Wine Country composure.

6615 Front St., Forestville sonomapizzaco.com

Russian River Brewing Co.

Home of world famous brew Pliny the Younger and beloved local institution with downtown Santa Rosa and Windsor locations.

725 4th St., Santa Rosa and 700 Mitchell Ln., Windsor. russianriverbrewing.com

Rosso Pizzeria & Wine Bar

Authentic Italian dining with premium ingredients, artisanal craftsmanship and exceptional wine pairings. 53 Montgomery Dr., Santa Rosa. rossopizzeria.com

Slice Advice

Our recommendation: Play the board. Order one classic pie built on timeless principles and one that veers into modern culinary mischief (except, no pineapple, please). Compare crusts, debate sauce and rank cheese integrity. There are far worse ways to spend late spring than chasing excellent pizza one slice at a time. — Weeklys Staff

Earth Day Art

Artist Jeffrey Ventrella marks Earth Day with his annual tribute to planetary geometry, a tradition now eleven years running.

The 2026 edition is a 3-minute, 40-second visual ode to Gaia that swirls through patterns suggestive of fireflies, DNA, hurricanes and old-school laser spectacles.

Rather than depict the Earth directly, Ventrella approaches the planet as mathematics and metaphor, crafting what he describes as visual poems about complexity emerging across a sphere in earthy tones. The music, composed by Canton Becker, includes rhythmic elements generated in real time from the animation itself, giving the piece an elegantly synchronized pulse.

Happy Earth Day!

Comedian Anthony Poponi to Crack Up California Theatere

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Corporate happiness guru by day, stand-up comic by night, Anthony Poponi brings his dual-purpose talents to The California for an evening of comedy rooted in the messy realities of being human. Known to some as Tony, Toni, Tony Poponi—and perhaps other aliases best left unexplained—Poponi mixes research-backed optimism with stories of social blunders, misunderstandings and life’s more ridiculous detours. The result is less self-help seminar than spirited reminder that perspective can be funnier than perfection. Opening the show is Liam Gibler, a stand-up and improv performer and semi-finalist in 2025’s Portland’s Funniest Person Competition. Expect laughs, light enlightenment and a roomful of people briefly convinced they can improve themselves.

7:30pm, Friday, May 1, at The California, 528 7th St., Santa Rosa. $20 advance, $25 door. More information at thecalifornia.com, Humore.us and @humoreusguy.

Second Acts: Don’t Wait for a Curtain Call

As F. Scott Fitzgerald famously wrote, “There are no second acts in American lives.” But…

Most self-help gurus say we do have more, maybe even three, with additional modules available for download.

The melancholy Jacques in Shakespeare’s As You Like It counts seven acts. If we’re to go with Fitzgerald’s take, that would leave us Americans, per Jacques’ monologue, perpetually “mewling and puking.” That generally ends in college, but I’ve met some lifetime learners as well.

So, who do we trust in this regard, Fitzgerald or Shakespeare? The latter’s been at it 400 years longer than Fitzgerald, so let’s go with him. Besides, unlike Shakespeare, Fitzgerald never had a hit in his lifetime. The Great Gatsby, for example, only became one after its author’s death, when it was issued as a paperback Armed Services edition, read by GIs when not getting shot at.

Notably, Fitzgerald died before finishing The Last Tycoon, the novel in which his second act supposition appears. At least two subsequent writers “finished” the book for him 50 years apart, not to mention the film and TV adaptations, which also, miraculously, had not just second acts but endings too. 

That said, the titular tycoon’s inspiration, film producer Irving Thalberg, only made it to 37—Fitzgerald a scant bit longer. Broke, drunk and dead at 44—naturally, when his career really took off.

As a dead American, Fitzgerald’s second act has seen his literary star posthumously rise into the canon, with Gatsby alone selling 500,000 copies a year.

American lives and/or deaths are all about second acts. I submit to you that second acts are perhaps the most defining feature of American lives, our knack for reinvention, pivots, redos. It seems the best way to fail in America is not to try again. The whole place is one big second chance waiting to happen. Why, one can even wash out as a reality TV star and become president of the United States—twice.

Pro tip: Start your second act before you’re dead. If the question is when, the answer is now. Most of us are too old to die young as phenoms and too green in our accomplishments to rest on our laurels (besides laurels, wreaths are made to wear on your head, not cushion your ass). 

Your second act should be uniquely your own, a projection of your own wild heart, because I can guarantee, like Shakespeare’s Jacques, that the finale is the same for all of us: “second childishness and mere oblivion, sans teeth, sans eyes, sans taste, sans everything.”

And then maybe you’ll have a bestseller.

Daedalus Howell is editor of this paper, host of ‘The Drive’ on 95.5 FM, and has a second act as the director of ‘Werewolf Serenade’ and a newsletterist at dhowell.com.

Earth Day at the Sonoma Coast

There are many ways to observe Earth Day. One can post a leafy infographic, shop with reusable bags or make bold declarations about composting, then maybe do it. Or one can do something vastly more superior: Head to the Sonoma Coast, where Earth Day, simply put, is every day. 

At the Sonoma Coast, the elements remain in constant flux—the wind arrives sideways, the fog is both mercurial and bone-chilling, and the seagulls openly speculate on how to share in one’s picnic. None of this, however, distracts from the fact that there are front row seats to the largest body of water on the planet free for the taking. With Earth Day on the horizon, here’s a veritable carnival of coastal events to celebrate.

UC Davis Marine Institute

A worthy first stop is the Public Tour of Bodega Marine Laboratory on Thursday, April 24. Operated by UC Davis, the research facility offers docent-led tours introducing visitors to marine science, coastal ecology and the strange, charismatic creatures living just offshore. It is one of the few outings where hanging with invertebrates is socially acceptable. bit.ly/ucd-bodega-tour

Easy Sonoma Coast Wildflower Walk

If one’s Earth Day inclines toward flowers rather than fisheries, they may consider the Easy Sonoma Coast Wildflower Walk on Saturday, April 25, led by Dr. Laura Morgan and beginning in Bodega Bay. Spring on the bluffs can be spectacular as colorful blooms appear in defiance of wind, salt and precipitous cliffsides—a useful reminder that beauty often thrives in inhospitable conditions. bit.ly/easy-wildflower-walk

Sauna by the Sea

Should one’s environmental consciousness require becoming drenched in sweat, there is Sauna by the Sea at Doran Regional Park in Bodega Bay on April 25, from 9am to 4pm. This community wood-fired sauna project pairs restorative heat with bracing ocean air with a sauna that’s literally on wheels. Community sessions are listed at $25. thesaunabythesea.com

Bodega Head Audio Tour

For solo wanderers, the “Bodega Head: Spectacular Wild Surf, Ancient Wanderers, Whales and Wonders” audio tour offers a self-guided route via one’s ears along the “untamed stretch of California’s north coast at the edge of the continent.” Diverse wildlife, dramatic overlooks and wildflowers abound. It’s remarkable to think that local citizens had to stop plans for a nuclear power plant here in the 1960s. Sigh. bit.ly/bodega-tour-audio

Your Letters, April 29

Train Gains I’m voting yes on Measure B, continuation of the 1/4-cent tax to support the SMART train. I urge every voter to do the same.  We know the value of the SMART train in transporting a diverse population to work, school, shopping, sight-seeing, etc., while not contributing to traffic along the 101 corridor. Three generations of our family began riding...

Visualizing Reform: Preparing for Post-Scandal America

A microphone on a small stand.
After several decades of gross misbehavior on the parts of three branches of government, the American people appear to be asking the rhetorical questions, “What if political corruption is bad? And what if campaigning against corruption is a winning issue?” Recent polls have found that large shares of both Democrats and Republicans think their party focuses too little on corruption....

Free Will Astrology, April 29

Free Will Astrology
ARIES (March 21-April 19): In the 19th century, Aries photographer Eadweard Muybridge (1830-1904) resolved to settle a debate about whether galloping horses ever have all four hooves off the ground. He developed a system to capture rapid sequential images, which ultimately helped lead to the invention of motion pictures. His answer to a narrow technical question opened up an...

Clee Fest, Phoenix Fundraiser for Local Metal Guitar Hero

Guitarist Clee suffered a fairly major stroke during a show last month at Toot’s Tavern in Crockett.
For hardcore fans of heavy metal music, nothing could be more metal than shuffling off this mortal coil while shredding on their guitar onstage and keeling over. But for longtime local heavy metal guitarist Greg “Clee” Clecak, that came frighteningly close to how he met his demise, and it really wasn’t as thrilling as one might hope it to be. During...

Open Art Studios, Life on Earth, Dr. Color and Authors Fest

Pieces from Marin Open Studios participating artists span painting, photography, ceramics, textiles, jewelry and other disciplines, with 62 newcomers joining the roster this year.
Marin CountyOpen Doors For two spring weekends, Marin County turns itself into a walkable, drivable, occasionally wonderfully confusing map of creativity as more than 260 artists open their studios to the public for the 33rd annual Marin Open Studios. The self-guided event offers a rare chance to see where the work actually happens—paint-splattered corners, kiln rooms, sculpture setups and the...

Second Slice: Bay Area Pizza Week continues

Singer-songwriter and motivational speaker Andrew W.K. said it best: “Anyone who says that money cannot buy happiness has clearly never spent their money on pizza.” True. And that spirit rises again as Bay Area Pizza Week returns to the North Bay, stretching across Marin, Napa and Sonoma counties (and a tiptoe over the Golden Gate Bridge) in a glorious carb...

Earth Day Art

Artist Jeffrey Ventrella marks Earth Day with his annual tribute to planetary geometry, a tradition now eleven years running. The 2026 edition is a 3-minute, 40-second visual ode to Gaia that swirls through patterns suggestive of fireflies, DNA, hurricanes and old-school laser spectacles. Rather than depict the Earth directly, Ventrella approaches the planet as mathematics and metaphor, crafting what...

Comedian Anthony Poponi to Crack Up California Theatere

Corporate happiness guru by day, stand-up comic by night, Anthony Poponi brings his dual-purpose talents to The California for an evening of comedy rooted in the messy realities of being human. Known to some as Tony, Toni, Tony Poponi—and perhaps other aliases best left unexplained—Poponi mixes research-backed optimism with stories of social blunders, misunderstandings and life’s more ridiculous detours....

Second Acts: Don’t Wait for a Curtain Call

Your second act should be uniquely your own, a projection of your own wild heart.
As F. Scott Fitzgerald famously wrote, “There are no second acts in American lives.” But… Most self-help gurus say we do have more, maybe even three, with additional modules available for download. The melancholy Jacques in Shakespeare’s As You Like It counts seven acts. If we’re to go with Fitzgerald’s take, that would leave us Americans, per Jacques’ monologue, perpetually “mewling...

Earth Day at the Sonoma Coast

There are many ways to observe Earth Day. Head to the Sonoma Coast, where Earth Day, simply put, is every day.
There are many ways to observe Earth Day. One can post a leafy infographic, shop with reusable bags or make bold declarations about composting, then maybe do it. Or one can do something vastly more superior: Head to the Sonoma Coast, where Earth Day, simply put, is every day.  At the Sonoma Coast, the elements remain in constant flux—the wind...
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