Free Will Astrology

Week of December 23

ARIES (March 21-April 19): You may become a more audacious storyteller in 2022. You could ripen your ability to express the core truths about your life with entertaining narratives. Bonus: The experiences that come your way will provide raw material for you to become even more interesting than you already are. Now study these words by storyteller Ruth Sawyer: “To be a good storyteller, one must be gloriously alive. It is not possible to kindle fresh fires from burned-out embers. The best of the traditional storytellers are those who live close to the heart of things—to the earth, sea, wind and weather. They have known solitude, silence. They have been given unbroken time in which to feel deeply, to reach constantly for understanding.”

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Taurus author May Sarton wrote a poem celebrating her maturation into the person she had always dreamed she would be. “Now I become myself,” she exulted. “It’s taken time, many years and places; I have been dissolved and shaken, have worn other people’s faces.” But at last, she said, “All fuses together now, falls into place from wish to action, word to silence. My work, my love, my time, my face: gathered into one intense gesture of growing like a plant.” I invite you to adopt Sarton’s poem as a primary source of inspiration in 2022. Make it your guide as you, too, become fully and richly yourself.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): In 2012, the writer Gore Vidal died the day after Gemini writer Maeve Binchy passed away. They were both famous, though Bincy sold more books than Vidal. Vidal was interesting but problematic for me. He was fond of saying that it wasn’t enough for him to succeed; he wanted others to fail. The misery of his fellow humans intensified his satisfaction about his own accomplishments. On the other hand, Binchy had a generous wish that everyone would be a success. She felt her magnificence was magnified by others’ magnificence. In 2022, it will be vital for your physical and mental health to cultivate Binchy’s perspective, not Vidal’s. To the degree that you celebrate and enhance the fortunes of others, your own fortunes will thrive.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Cancerian political leader Nelson Mandela was wrongly incarcerated for 27 years. After his release, he became President of South Africa and won the Nobel Peace Prize. About leaving jail in 1990, he wrote, “As I walked out the door toward the gate that would lead to my freedom, I knew if I didn’t leave my bitterness and hatred behind, I’d still be in prison.” Although you haven’t suffered deprivation anywhere close to what Mandela did, I’m happy to report that 2022 will bring you liberations from limiting situations. Please adopt Mandela’s approach as you make creative use of your new freedom.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): French poet André Breton wrote, “Je vous souhaite d’être follement aimée.” In English, those words can be rendered as “My wish is that you may be loved to the point of madness” or “I wish you to be loved madly.” That’s got a romantic ring to it, but it’s actually a curse. Why would we want to be loved to the point of madness? A person who “loved” you like that might be fun for a while, but would ultimately become a terrible inconvenience and ongoing disruption. So, dear Leo, I won’t wish that you will be loved to the point of madness in 2022—even though I think the coming months will be an interesting and educational time for amour. Instead, I will wish you something more manageable and enjoyable: that you will be loved with respect, sensitivity, care and intelligence.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Many people in our culture are smart intellectually, but not very smart emotionally. The wisdom of feelings is undervalued. I protest! One of my great crusades is to champion this neglected source of insight. I am counting on you to be my ally in 2022. Why? Because according to my reading of the astrological omens, you have the potential to ripen your emotional intelligence in the coming months. Do you have ideas about how to take full advantage of this lucky opportunity? Here’s a tip: Whenever you have a decision to make, tune in to what your body and heart tell you as well as to what your mind advises.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Holocaust survivor Viktor Frankl said that a sense of meaning is crucial. It’s the key gratification that sustains people through the years: the feeling that their life has a meaning and that particular experiences have meaning. I suggest you make this your theme for 2022. The question, “Are you happy?” will be a subset of the more inclusive question, “Are you pursuing a destiny that feels meaningful to you?” Here’s the other big question: “If what you’re doing doesn’t feel meaningful, what are you going to do about it?”

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Scorpio guitarist Rowland S. Howard spoke of “the grand occasions when love really does turn into something far greater than you had ever dreamed of, something auto-luminescent.” Judging from the astrological configurations in 2022, I have strong hopes and expectations that you will experience prolonged periods when love will fit that description. For best results, resolve to become more generous and ingenious in expressing love than you have ever been.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): “I’ve been trying to go home my whole life,” writes poet Chelsea Dingman. I know some of you Sagittarians resist the urge to do that. It’s possible you avoid seeking a true and complete home. You may think of the whole world as your home, or you may regard a lot of different places as your homes. And you’d prefer not to narrow down the feeling and concept of “home” to one location or building or community. Whether or not you are one of those kinds of Centaurs, I suspect that 2022 will bring you unexpected new understandings of home—and maybe even give you the sense that you have finally arrived in your ultimate sanctuary.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): To ensure that 2022 will bring you the most interesting and useful kind of progress, take good care of your key friendships and alliances, even as you seek out excellent new friendships and alliances. For best results, heed these thoughts from author Hanya Yanagihara: “Find people who are better than you are—not smarter, not cooler, but kinder, and more generous, and more forgiving—and then appreciate them for what they can teach you, and listen to them when they tell you something about yourself, no matter how bad—or good—it might be.”

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Sometime during the Northern Song Dynasty that ruled China from 960 to 1127, an artisan made a white ceramic bowl five inches in diameter. About a thousand years later, a family in New York bought it at a garage sale for $3. It sat on a mantel in their home for a few years until they got a hunch to have it evaluated by an art collector. A short time later, the bowl was sold at an auction for $2.2 million. I’m not saying that 2022 will bring a financial event as dramatic as that one. But I do expect that your luck with money will be at a peak.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): In the Quechuan language spoken in parts of Peru, the word takanakuy means “when the blood is boiling.” Every year at this time, the community of Chumbivilcas stages a holiday called Takanakuy. People gather at the town center to fight each other, settling their differences so they can forget about them and start over fresh. If my friend and I have had a personal conflict during the previous year, we would punch and kick each other—but not too hard—until we had purged our spite and resentment. The slate between us would be clean. Is there some humorous version of this ritual you could enact that wouldn’t involve even mild punching and kicking? I recommend you dream one up!

[Editor: Here’s this week’s homework:]

Homework: A year from today, what do you want to be congratulating yourself for? Newsletter.FreeWillAstrology.com

Inhale—Breathe Deeply

For thousands of years incense has been used in rites, incantations and acts of magic that change beings from ignorant to enlightened. Incense purifies a room, transforming it into a sacred space, a replica of life at the primordial beginning, fresh from creation at the center of the world.

Incense also stimulates liberation of the subtle body. What might that be? First, let us light the aromatic embers and purify our minds. Many of us are most accustomed to incense sticks, which are inexpensive and burn for a long time. The wood, however, affects the potency of the incense, which becomes like a mere drop of eau-de-parfum diluted in an atomizer of alcohol. Cones burn more purely, but are held together by binders and fillers that reduce their potency like Samson after a haircut.

Only as resin does incense begin to resemble the form used by the ancients, but burning it requires wafers of charcoal and a censer to carefully contain the heat. In its purest form, incense comes as a powder that is costly to thy purse, but a fair fare for passage to the beyond. A teaspoon of powder burns with little smoke, and inhaling it is like breathing in the very ether itself, perfumed with secrets of the invisible world. Here one slips into pranayama, the ancient Hindu science of the breath, completely relaxed with just a quivering stimulation of the nerves at the tip of the nose. This is a subtle breath that works not upon the physical body, but rather upon a secret channel connecting the nostrils to the invisible energy field of the astral body. To experience this manner of breathing is to develop direct knowledge of one’s true essence as a spiritual being animating a bodily form.

Where does one find such precious powder? Get thyself to San Francisco, and be sure to wear flowers in thy hair. There, at the city’s supreme center, resides a metaphysical shop known as The Sword And Rose, where sacred knowledge is protected in an age of darkness and ignorance. As with all purveyors to witches and wizards, mages and sages, the shop is located in a spot that is inaccessible to the profane but not the wise. Begin in the park and proceed to the Valley Of Four Letters. Following in Carl’s footsteps, the seeker will find the gateway to a White Palace opening upon a secret garden, beside which stands a door. Knock and it shall be opened.

And if the guardians of the sacred powder ask what brought you there, tell them it was the breath of the Spirit.

Solstice—Reset Time

My shaman says that the solstice is the perfect time for a reset.

As is typical for our materialist culture, New Year’s resolutions tend to focus on the body: drinking less, exercising more, losing weight. I use “materialist” here in the philosophical sense, the belief that only the tangible world is real, that only matter matters. Spirit, energy and intuition are off the board. Matter is made up of atoms. Atoms are like individuals and, as Americans, we like that.

Except that atoms are made of quarks, and quarks are made of waves of probability or some shit, I don’t recall, the point is that there is no atom, no individual. What does E=MC2 mean? It’s all connected, everything interwoven.

There is energy everywhere, and it’s never more powerful or accessible than the solstices, the extremes of the planet’s orbit around the sun.

The opposite of materialism, in philosophy, is “idealism.” Not in the common use of being unrealistic, but in the belief that mind, or consciousness, is the real reality. Again, a one-sided view. Like this newspaper page you are holding—each side has its opposite. Which is the thing, and which is its opposite, depends on which side of the paper we’re looking at.

Trippy? Nah, just common sense. There are no absolutes, the future isn’t certain and all things need to be cared for in order to thrive. Like our spirit, our heart, our mind and our body.

Each of these facets needs to be cared for for the whole to survive. And guess what—that whole isn’t me alone, it’s my circle of friends, my neighbors, my coworkers.

Yet the cult of individualism underpinning the hyper-alienation of life in technocapitalism disrupts this connectivity, insisting that we are all alone, that buying clothes and pills will fix our deficiencies. Don’t go for a walk in the park, go to the mall. Don’t explore our spiritual alignment with a shaman, solve our problems with a prescription. Disclaimer: Some people may need meds.

Wait, isn’t this a cannabis column? From nature, unmediated by corporations or any form of human organization, we are given some of the most powerful aids for reconnecting with, revisiting, reflecting on and revising our expectations of life. Among these gifts are the plant and fungus I write about in “Rolling Papers.”

So, with the help of the earth, we can take some time for ourselves in order to shift our perception, reorder our lives or let go of all order, and find whatever it is we need the most as our world turns from the darkest point in its orbit and swings back toward renewal.

Winter Libations—Drinking on the Cheap

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Dive bars are cultural treasures, as all cultured individuals know. And while we can all agree that dive bars all share the characteristics of offering cheap drinks to cheap people in cheap settings, I would argue that not all dive bars have no beer on tap, but all bars with no beer on tap are dive bars.

Which has little, but something, to do with today’s Press Pass.

A glorious trifecta of dive bars exists within a flop and a crawl of Santa Rosa’s College Ave–Mendo Ave intersection, just off Highway 101. A lifetime ago, when I studied journalism at Santa Rosa Junior College, I occasioned to frequent two of them.

The first of them, the 440 Club, located at 434 College Ave., boasts a daily Happy Hour from—that’s right—4:40 to 6:40pm. The first time I entered this enduring institution, I was gripped with the vague fear I might get jumped by the other patrons. But after exchanging furtive glances with the glorious letches propped around me I apparently passed muster, because the fear waned and I staggered away two hours later without getting spanked.

The second establishment, the Dirty Dive Bar, located just up the Ave at 616 Mendo, is a visual catastrophe to behold. I’ve never set foot in it, however its website minces no words with the proclamation: “Santa Rosa’s Oldest Bar … a Speakeasy in the 1930’s, a Gay Bar in the 1970’s … Blaw blaw blaw History stuff.” If the Dirty’s facade and expletive-laden website don’t adequately scream “dive bar,” then consider the fact that it and its immediate neighbors, Faith Tattoo and Citrus Smoke & Vape, form a veritable sub-trifecta of sin for the wayward party monster.

Gary’s at the Belvedere, located in the basement of a Victorian at 727 Mendocino Ave. and the final watering point in the dive-bar trifecta, is my favorite local bar. Nothing pleases me more than downing shots of cherry-flavored vodka at its dimly lit subterranean counter and then smoking old-fashioned cigarettes outside on the patio and then repeating the process until last call and the inevitable Lyft ride home.

But no discussion of North Bay dive bars would be complete without mention of Smiley’s Schooner Saloon, “the oldest saloon west of the Mississippi,” located in the heart of greater downtown Bolinas. The last time I stumbled into Smiley’s, it glowed with the same age-old, down-to-earth warmth that characterizes Bolinas itself. I’m told the entire building underwent remodeling in 2020, and may no longer fit the definition of a dive bar—but I’m proud to say I frequented Smiley’s back when it only sold beer in bottles.

Mark Fernquest lives and dives in the North Bay.

Reform Health Care—California Could Lead the Way

By Ann Troy, M.D.

In the third quarter of 2021, each of the major health-insurance companies made over $1 billion in profit. This is money we paid in premiums to pay for health care but, instead, went into the pockets of shareholders and corporate executives.

The United States is the only developed country without a national health plan. We spend double the average spent per capita in other developed nations and almost double the percentage of GDP, yet we have millions uninsured and the worst health-care statistics in the developed world. WHO ranks the U.S. No. 37 in overall measures of health and wellbeing.

Worried about how much it will cost, Americans wait longer to seek help for medical problems, thus, their problems become more deep-rooted and more difficult to treat. Sometimes they die early because they waited too long—an estimated 50,000 a year. Lack of access to mental-health care contributes to the high rate of gun deaths and opioid overdoses in this country–more than in the rest of the developed world combined.

American companies are at a disadvantage compared to companies in other developed nations which are not saddled with the cost of paying for health insurance. Small companies can’t compete with larger ones because they can’t afford to pay for health insurance. People stay in jobs they don’t like rather than going back to school or starting their own businesses because they need health insurance. Workers often have to change doctors every time their employers find a cheaper health plan, disrupting trusted relationships and continuity of care. Unhappiness over health benefits is the leading cause of labor unrest.

California leads the nation in many areas. We now have the opportunity to lead in much-needed and long-overdue healthcare reform. AB1400, which will be introduced in the Assembly in January, would create a simple and equitable single payer / Medicare for All system in California. We need to urge our assemblymember, Marc Levine, to support this bill.

Ann Troy, M.D., lives in San Anselmo.

2022 in Sequins—Bring the New Year into the Light

December 31 is fast approaching, and though Omicron is sweeping the nation, we will ring in 2022 with as much good cheer and style as we can muster. Here’s to better days ahead, and a great outfit the night of, though it may not end with a thrilling and unexpected kiss from a stranger.

This year, all things considered, my advice is: Go all out. All the way out. And here’s where to get it.

Rust Boutique in the Barlow

With a selection of party dresses that makes me weak at the knees—including a Free People rouge ruched velvet minidress with long sleeves and a lace-up back that I am personally desperate to get my hands on—Rust Boutique is a no-brainer for New Year’s Eve party outfits. Aside from ruched velvet, mini-sequin dresses and glittery two-piece sets are also on the rack. Snag and sparkle. 

Ooh La Luxe in Petaluma 

Another shoo-in for party dresses, Ooh La Luxe also carries an incredible pair of Diamond in the Rough bell bottoms, which pair perfectly with the It Girl top in black satin. Or, for a one-stop outfit, the Deck the Halls Jumpsuit with a corset top and satin legs. No one can go wrong wearing a single-piece outfit.  Pair with a set of dangling, sparkly earrings and a few spangled bangles. Again, glitter and glitz is the move. Be the party’s missing disco ball.

Louis Thomas Fine Men’s Apparel in Petaluma

For the gents, and/or anyone not looking for a dress, visit Louis Thomas in Petaluma. Buy or rent from a wide selection of Jack Victor, Paul Betenly and Petrocelli suits and sport coats with flawless, shoulder-popping lines. Consider a tux, a cumberbund, a silk tie—pre-tied also available—and pair the suit with a striking, eye-catching Oxford wingtip. I’m particularly taken with the Manchester patent metallic-gold Oxfords at the moment.

My recommendation for 2022: light-catching, mood-lifting, exuberant style. The sequined dress. A glitter-eyeliner cat eye. Stacked heels. Metallic-gold wingtips. Sparkling accessories. A crushed-velvet suit. Wear eye-catching, energy-producing glitter and golds we need after the fatigue of the last two years—yes, 2020 still hits—and dance until the year is over.

 And enjoy 2022. We earned it.

Letters to the Editor—Historical Accuracy

I recently spent some time exploring the exhibits and historical displays at the Sonoma Mission and the buildings of Sonoma State Historic Park.

Although they were interesting, displays state that “Indian labor” was used at the Mission, but fail to mention that this was more akin to slavery than employment. Because of near starvation due to the white settlers preventing them from engaging in their traditional hunting and gathering, countless Native people ended up at the Missions. Before they received food and shelter, the padres “baptized” them in a language they didn’t understand. Native people did not know that this “baptism” committed them to a lifetime of unpaid labor. Soldiers were kept for the purpose of rounding up Indians and returning them to the Mission if they tried to return to their villages after being “baptized.”

The historical exhibits refer to the large herds of wild range cattle that were established around Sonoma during the Mission era. They don’t mention that if starving Native people killed one of these cattle to feed themselves they were captured and taken to the Mission as prisoners to perform forced labor. The displays refer to the early 1800s as the “golden age” of the Californios. To fail to mention that this was the age of genocide for Native Americans is grossly insensitive.

It appears racist to have such extensive historical exhibits about a relative handful of white settlers, without mentioning that they caused the deaths of tens of thousands of Native Americans. It is great that outside the Sonoma Mission there is a memorial to the hundreds of Native People buried in unmarked graves in the area. For historical accuracy the exhibits within the Mission and State Historic Park buildings should reflect the true history of all of those who have lived here.

Matt Metzler

Sonoma

Countdown to the Countdown—New Year’s Eve in the North Bay Doesn’t Disappoint

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New Year’s Eve concerts at Petaluma Museum

Sky Hill Cultural Alliance and the Petaluma Museum Association once again bring the music, welcoming new and longtime classical-music lovers forward into the New Year with two moving, inspiring concerts held in Petaluma’s acoustically superior “Carnegie Hall.”

Featuring violinist Yun Chu, cellist Shu-Yi Pai, and pianist Elizabeth Walter—who is also the series creator and coordinator—this incredible lineup of deeply moving and impactful shorter pieces was selected to traverse the depth of emotions elicited in this past year. Featured composers include Bach, Beethoven, Mendelssohn, Chopin, Liszt, Saint Saens, Elgar, Kreisler, Lalo and more … this year also features a special surprise guest.

Complimentary wine will be served before each concert, and each concert’s audience will be limited to one-half capacity for comfort and safety reasons. Masks are required indoors.

Performances will be held at Petaluma Historical Library and Museum, located at 20 4th St. (corner of 4th and B streets) at 3pm and 5pm. $40–$50. Purchase tickets online at 2021nyeconcert.brownpapertickets.com and in person at the Museum. These concerts are expected to sell out—get your tickets early! 

NYE at H2hotel

Renowned restaurant Spoonbar, in the heart of downtown Healdsburg, brings elegant atmosphere and mouth-watering cuisine to its New Year’s Eve celebration. Featuring dishes such as Marin Miyago Oysters, Seared Scallop, Australian Wayu Beef Tenderloin and Chocolate Bouchon with Marshmallows and a Golf Leaf Macaroon, this menu is the taste we all want 2021 to leave in our mouths. The meal will be accompanied by dynamic musical duo John Schott and Marc Capelle, on guitar and piano respectively. A lively and danceable mix of soul, pop and jazz will run till midnight, at which point we’ll ring in the New Year!

Three-course ($75 per person) and 5-course ($110 per person) menus are available. Make reservations at spoonbar.com.

The rooftop at Harmon Guest House

Named after Healdsburg’s founder Harmon Heald, and offering unparalleled views of Fitch Mountain and a sky full of stars—weather permitting—Harmon Guest House is the right choice when making New Year’s Eve plans. This year the annual Bubbles & Bites celebration returns, from 3pm to 8pm. Savor a 4-course meal-and-bubbles pairing, including four sparkling wines paired with dishes such as Dungeness Crab Cakes with Louie Dressing, Short Rib Sope, Chipotle Salad and a Ricotta Donut. Sit by the fire, breathe the fresh air, let the bubbles tickle your nose and say so long to 2021.

Pairings are $49 per person. To view the entire menu and make a reservation, visit harmonguesthouse.com.

Monophonics and Rock & Rye

Mill Valley is serving dinner and a steady groove with lauded Executive Chef Rick Hackett’s exquisitely curated South American and New Orleans-inspired menu which includes Crispy Wild Shrimp with a Peruvian black olive sauce, Crabmeat Causa with Yukon gold potatoes, Filet Mignon with a Peruvian black bean sauce and Marinated Sea Bass a la Plancha. Dessert is a Chocolate Quinoa Pudding with aji amarillo sabayon, so yes, this is a dinner everyone wants to eat.

Spirits expert Joshua Fernandez leads the Rock & Rye bar, serving craft cocktails named in tribute to independent music venues nationwide that continue to persevere and reopen after the pandemic. Yes, drinks everyone wants to drink.

After dinner, enjoy the latest from Bay Area–based psychedelic-soul band Monophonics.Often known as a group that is keen to create a heavier version of classic soul, Monophonics are back with their trademark sound while introducing a healthy dose of new and warm textures that will saturate speakers. Bring in 2021 Bay Area style.

Dinner and show $150; 6pm seating. Please note the 8pm seating is SOLD OUT. Show only $95 (doors 8pm, show 9pm). All tickets include: Midnight Countdown with Champagne Toast

Late Night Bar Bites on Patio. This event is 21+. For more info and to buy tickets visit sweetwatermusichall.com.

Happy New Year, Charlie Brown!

Update 12/28: Out of concern for the health and safety of visitors and members, the Schulz Museum has regretfully decided to cancel the New Year’s Eve Balloon Drops.

One of Santa Rosa’s favorite points of pride, the Charles Schulz Museum, home of all things Peanuts, celebrates New Year’s again this year. So, ring in 2022 with the Peanuts Gang! Featuring an Up Down Balloon Drop and Baby Balloon Drop—for children 4 and under, and their families—fun crafts for kids, balloon Snoopies, screenings of Happy New Year, Charlie Brown! and appearances by Snoopy himself!

A limited number of tickets may be available at the door, but this event is expected to sell out. Purchase tickets in advance to reserve a spot and avoid being turned away at the door.

Choose from two different Balloon Drop times: Noon (includes Baby Balloon Drop) or 3pm. Ticket holders are encouraged to arrive at least 30 minutes before their selected Balloon Drop time and are welcome to stay following the Balloon Drop to enjoy the museum.

“Mischief Masquerade”

Update 12/30: This event is canceled due to the current Covid situation.

Local event-master Jake Ward and Sonoma County’s premiere underground arts troupe, North Bay Cabaret, return this year with the sixth annual “Mischief Masquerade,” which promises to blow 2021 out of the water and into history. The night kicks off with a live Variety Show in the outdoor beer garden, featuring North Bay Cabaret’s signature brand of jaw-dropping, tingle-inducing “R-rated” live entertainment including burlesque, comedy, circus sideshow acts, pole dancers, drag, hip-hop, crowd-interactive games, live music and performances that defy category. Two dance spaces are available after the show until 1am, including a silent disco in the beer garden.

In addition, enjoy a tarot booth, a photo booth, local food trucks and drinks available from two full bars. Complimentary champagne will be served at the midnight toast. This is perhaps the hottest party in Santa Rosa.

North Bay Cabaret’s 6th annual “Mischief Masquerade” kicks off on Friday, Dec. 31, at Whiskey Tip, 1910 Sebastopol Rd., Santa Rosa. Doors, 7pm; Variety Show 8–10pm; bands, DJs and other entertainment 10pm to 2am. 21+ with valid ID. Tickets $75 at door, $65 advance or $55 early bird. Tickets available for in-person purchase at Whiskey Tip or online at northbayevents.com.

Crooked Goat New Year’s Eve Party

Is it at all surprising that Crooked Goat Brewing, located in the Barlow, throws a damn good party? Not at all. Lucky for us, they’re doing it again this New Year’s Eve, with free admission to a night of great food, good beer and dancing with Sweet Lou from 9:30pm to 12:30am. Stay for the midnight toast and lots of late-night grub. The Barlow is in proximity to all kinds of happening spots, so why not start here and see where the night goes? Get more details at crookedgoatbrewing.com/events.

Blue Ridge Kitchen and Love Light Shine Present

Another great Barlow option for 2022’s sign-off can be found at Blue Ridge Kitchen, where a lovely three-course prix fixe menu—featuring shrimp cocktail, braised kobe beef ribs, truffle risotto and desserts like lavender panna cotta and Mississippi mud pie—will be served. Along with a dream menu,  expect a night of dance music by DJs Timoteo Gigante + Bank$hot. This is a positive-vibes-all-night type of scene, with fresh beats and great eats. Featuring a fully outfitted bar, an amazing kitchen and a beautifully outfitted dance floor for appropriately distanced dancing, Blue Ridge is a New Year’s Eve win. 

Dinner 4:30–9pm. $95. Dancing 8pm to 1am. 21+. $40. Vaccination cards or negative Covid test within 72 hours of event required. For more information visit brkitchen.com.

Goose and Gander’s New Year’s Eve Supper Club and Speakeasy

St. Helena’s very own Goose and Gander, famous for its rustic American food and bar bites, is hosting a “speakeasy-style” New Year’s Eve party in their inimitable basement bar, with live ragtime music by Jim Maihack at the Supper Club. This five-course dinner features a black angus bone-in ribeye, potato gnocchi, Rockefeller oysters, wild mushroom soup and more. Dessert is a red-velvet compote with a cookie crust. Dine and drink in speakeasy style.

5 Course Dinner at 6pm and 9pm. $195/per person (tax & tip included). Optional wine pairing $95/per person (tax & tip included). For more information visit gooseandgander.com.

HopMonk Tavern presents Petty Theft 

A favorite beer tavern in Novato meets a legendary rock and roll cover band. Since 2003, San Francisco–based Petty Theft has toured the Western United States performing Tom Petty’s songs true to the originals and in the spirit of the Heartbreaker’s live shows. This is rock, people, and it might be just the key for this New Year’s Eve. Enjoy an incredible outdoor venue and an amazing variety of beers on tap, special musical guest Black Cat Bone and a champagne midnight toast. This is the ideal 2021 freefall.

Tickets are $55 in advance, $65 day of. Doors open at 8:30pm, show starts at 9:30pm. Full vaccination or a 48-hr negative Covid test is required. For more information visit hopmonk.com.

NYE with the Brothers Comatose

The five-piece bluegrass band, based out of San Francisco, bring a twanging sound and great energy to their live performances, which often include audience participation—chopsticks may be passed around for use as percussion instruments. A foot-stomping good time, the Brothers Comatose play at the Mystic Theater, with opening act the T Sisters, on Friday, Dec. 31. Doors, 8:30pm; show starts at 9:30pm. Tickets are $43. Audience members will be asked to show proof of vaccination, and masks are required indoors. For information and to purchase tickets visit mystictheater.com.

Winter Wine—Toast the Season

When it comes to holiday entertaining, the primary questions most hosts face are: what to cook, who to invite and does Uncle Charlie really have to come?

Here in Wine Country, where priorities skew a little more liquid, the No. 1 question is often: what to drink?

In my greener, wetter days, I’d have simply answered, “Everything.” But now that I’m a more discerning imbiber of holiday cheer, I’ve narrowed the spectrum a bit so we shan’t see any cooking sherry or Night Train chugging in from the fringe. For a grittier experience, read Mark Fernquest’s guide to local dive bars in this week’s “Press Pass.”

Instead, I’ll introduce you to Wine Spectator’s “Wine of the Year,” the Dominus Estate Napa Valley 2018. Rated at 97 points—yep, their top wine couldn’t reach 100 points, way to withhold affection, Spectator—this beauty runs about $269 a bottle, which is about $260 more than I generally care to pay for a wine. That said, for those who want a ranked wine that won’t destroy their credit rating, consider No. 41, the Rapaura Springs Sauvignon Blanc Marlborough Classic, which scored 91 points and runs a mere $13. Boasting notes of “lemongrass and makrut lime leaf”—man, do I love wine reviewers—this 2020 vintage comes with the proviso, “drink now.” 

Those willing to roll the dice on a label that looks more like a word scramble might bravely throw $20 at No. 68 in order to see what happens when they open the “Etxaniz Txakolina Getariako Txakolina Rosado Txomin Etxaniz.” I have no idea what this means. Nobody does. It’s a wine that was named by a cat walking across a laptop.

Our own “Best Sommelier” title-winner, Christopher Sawyer, arrived on my doorstep last night with a handsome bottle of the Lasseter Family Winery 2017 Enjoué, an elegant, pretty and piquantly dry rosé that’s become my favorite way to chase away the winter blues. This wine is a lazy summer day captured in a bottle and boasts notes of strawberry, ruby grapefruit, mango and a few delightfully stolen kisses. Whatsmore, it’s a steal at $28.

Those looking for a wine of a deeper hue, and perhaps from lower on the shelf, can’t look any lower than the bottom shelf of the Petaluma Market’s wine aisle, where they will find the Silver Ridge Pinot Noir, which consistently delivers splendid notes of light spice and pungent berry, and hovers enticingly at around $9. This is a markedly better wine than its price point would suggest, and it frequently sells out. If we encounter each other reaching for the last bottle, please know that I’ve fought harder for much less. Happy Holidays.

Culture Crush—Holiday Crushables

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Bodega Bay

Stay Merry

For holiday shoppers who still can’t find that perfect gift, the creative members of Artisan’s Co-op, in West Sonoma County, offer a host of art and gifts for all tastes, as well as goods for the home and the holiday tree. Spanning this week and next, the Merry & Bright Holiday Sale offers 10% off items throughout the co-op’s gallery, featuring work from over 50 local artists. Shop merrily and locally Thursday, Dec. 23 through Sunday, Jan. 2 (closed Saturday, Dec. 25), at 17175 Bodega Hwy, Bodega Bay. 11am to 5pm each day. Face coverings required. artisansco-op.com.

Monte Rio

Big Screen Buddy

When people list their most-beloved Christmas movies, the 2003 film Elf regularly ranks among the most popular movies to celebrate the holiday with. This week, the new proprietors of the Monte Rio Theater & Extravaganza screen the Will Ferrell comedy just in time for Christmas, and they’ve pulled out all the stops to make it a memorable event. Along with the movie, attendees can participate in an “ugly sweater” contest, win prizes, enjoy snacks and drinks, and hear Christmas carols on Thursday, Dec. 23, at 20396 Bohemian Hwy, Monte Rio. 6pm. $10–$15.  Face coverings required. monteriotheater.com.

Mill Valley

Holiday Concert

Discovered by Jerry Harrison of Talking Heads at age 16, Matt Jaffe is a Bay Area artist who gives back to the community through volunteering with nonprofits like Bread & Roses and using his music to support local and national epilepsy groups. Jaffe’s latest album, Kintsugi, was inspired by his own struggles with seizures and an incident onstage in 2019. Overcoming these obstacles and finding strength in his music, Jaffe shares his songs onstage at his annual holiday concert on Thursday, Dec. 23, at Sweetwater Music Hall, 19 Corte Madera Ave., Mill Valley. 7pm. Free. sweetwatermusichall.com.

Novato

Space Talk

Since the dawn of science fiction, authors and artists have imagined spacecraft capable of delivering humanity to the farthest reaches of the universe. But, what would these vessels look like in real life? That’s the question that science series Wonderfest asks this month. “Starship Reality-Check: The Science of Deep Space” features Wonderfest Director Tucker Hiatt and Dr. Pascal Lee, of the SETI Institute and the Mars Institute, in a talk about interstellar travel on Monday, Dec. 27, at HopMonk Tavern, 224 Vintage Way, Novato. 7pm. Free. Face coverings and proof of vaccination required. Wonderfest.org.

—Charlie Swanson

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