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Community Creatives – West County’s artist underground
By Mark Fernquest
It’s a bright and cloudy spring day in West County. I’m waiting for my neighbor, Marc Lepp, 68, to pick me up. He lives just down the road. He has a sawmill set up nearby and wants to give me a tour.
I’m intrigued to find out about this project with which he and two of his friends are involved. Lepp pulls up in a ’91 Toyota minivan, which has the distinct vibe of a well-used utility vehicle, and we set off. First stop, his house, to hook up a customized, multipurpose trailer that is heavily laden with several large logs. Then we move on down the road.
As a child, Lepp lived in several parts of the country before attending college in Washington and ending up in Sonoma County in 1979. Now he’s a retired general contractor with mechanical aptitude and a creative urge. He bought his gas sawmill two years ago and began milling scavenged wood with it, along the way adding two partners to the strictly-for-fun venture. Now it’s a project the three of them engage in during their spare time.
The lumber is utilized in numerous ways by Lepp. “I started making benches, wood chairs and picnic tables from the get-go, with the wood that can handle it—redwood, doug fir,” he says. “I am also a welder and a mechanic, and I have made ‘rocking wood benches,’ using leaf springs from pickup trucks as legs. I have built saunas, and I make practically all my buildable lumber.”
He recently made an arrangement with the owner at the Hidden Forest Nursery in Sebastopol, and his “rocking wood benches” and cutting boards are for sale there.
We drive for a few minutes down Sebastopol’s rural back roads, then pull down a long, shaded dirt driveway and park. Eric Spillman, 62, is waiting for us at the mill itself. In fact, it’s his land. After a brief introduction, the two men get to work giving me a demonstration.
The mill is portable—small by commercial standards. In fact, the mill and Lepp’s trailer are both 10 feet 3 inches long, limiting all logs to that length. The milling process is made as simple as possible by virtue of the fact that Lepp’s custom trailer and parking spot allow the two men to almost effortlessly roll heavy logs up over the lip of the trailer bed using cant hooks and then roll them down the hill, directly onto the mill. They then position each log according to its size and shape, cut its sides off and cut individual boards to the desired thickness.
They end up with beautiful slabs of wood, as well as fully milled lumber, including 2x4s and 2x6s. Drying lumber from trees of all types is stacked around us in carefully laid-out piles. Wood sticks, called “stickers,” act as spacers between the planks, which are covered and left to dry for one year per inch of thickness.
Originally from Oregon, Spillman is now a 30-year resident of Sonoma County, where he runs a local branding and design firm called Sevenfold Creative. In his spare time, he enjoys designing and building leisure/entertainment areas like saunas, sleeping quarters and furnishings, using the lumber he and Lepp mill. “The beauty of a mobile mill,” he says, “is that you can reverse-engineer things, using what you have access to to create things, as well as say goodbye to standard lumber dimensions.”
We say farewell as he and Lepp drop plywood sides onto the lumber trailer so that Lepp can pick up a load of manure from a local chicken farmer later. Then Lepp drives home, dropping me off along the way.
The third “partner” in the venture, Ryan Dauss, 42, is another neighbor of mine. I stop by his place to say hello as I make my way down the long driveway on which we both live. A Hoosier by birth, Dauss arrived in Sonoma County in 2010 while driving to Oregon, and never left. A builder by trade, he sometimes scouts and hauls wood with Lepp. The planks they mill become oiled tabletops and bar tops adorning his expansive deck and garden, making for luxurious dinners with family and friends—dinners his wife, Mckenzie, cooks up.
My interest in this grass-roots milling project begins with my own creative upcycling process, which includes riveting rusty bits of scavenged metal onto 50-year-old leather ammunition pouches and vintage welding jackets, turning them into Mad Max-style costume pieces. I also engage in one-off artistic projects, such as carving a pair of sandals out of a junked trailer tire, and emptying a vintage transistor radio of its components and selling it as a woman’s clutch. Recently, I built several post-apocalyptic faux-weapons out of rusty old barb-wire-wrapped cultivator claws, using hand-cut sticks for handles. The kicker: They are still fully functional hand cultivators.
But beyond upcycling—that is, giving life to old materials or downed logs—I am intrigued by how the creative process for Lepp, Spillman, Dauss and me spreads wide, to encompass other materials, other projects, other people and places, and how it weaves itself into the greater community, often in the shadow of “commerce.” Lepp salvages fallen wood from people who need it hauled away, and he, Spillman and Dauss mill it and repurpose it into lumber to build with, but there’s more.
Take Spillman. Two tiny homes are parked on his land. When I inquired about them, he told me, “I’ve always fantasized about ducking out of modern life to live remotely and build things from what is available on-site. I’m currently building an off-the-grid set of mobile cabins to ‘drag and drop’ in possibly rural Montana or Wyoming, with the idea of relocating every couple years. The large one for lounging, sleeping and eating; the smaller for bathing, bathroom and utilities. These guys are wood siding inside and out.”
A man after my own heart.
And Dauss is a master gleaner and craftsman who plies Craigslist, flea markets and roadsides for free and inexpensive materials with which to build functional art. His two latest creations—“Betty,” a vardo tiny-home-on-wheels, and a strikingly creative camper shell called “The Transformer” that sits on the back of his Toyota Tacoma—lay squarely in his driveway. Both campers are built primarily out of scavenged materials.
Betty, sheathed in wood, corrugated rusted metal and copper—and sporting a porthole and a fiberglass roof—has a nautical-steampunk look. Her elegant interior includes a tiny bathroom with composting toilet and shower, a kitchen sink and propane stove, a backup wood-burning stove, a convertible dinette and a sleeping platform with accompanying bay window.
The Transformer is smaller, and somehow more eye-catching. Its exterior is composed of a dizzying array of materials, including copper and brass sheeting, brass portholes and fixtures, wood with a Shou Sugi Ban finish, colored glass and a faux-grass rooftop deck. The exquisite skill with which Dauss hand-cut the different materials—in mirror-image, for both sides as it were—is not lost on me. The layers of meticulously hand-shaped wood and metal are fastened together with copper nails, hinges, screws, bolts, welds and rivets.
The Transformer, with fold-up sides and slide-out interior drawers, functions as both a camper and a work truck. People stop to ask questions and take photos wherever Dauss drives it. What camper will he dream up next?
And Lepp himself doesn’t just sell his milled-wood wares; he made 30 cutting boards last Christmas and handed them out as gifts, investing in his friends, so to speak. Then there’s his son, Isak, who recently transformed a vintage camping trailer into a portable sauna up in Portland. Even my own wasteland pouches get sold, traded or gifted to friends and strangers at post-apocalyptic festivals in the desert Southwest.
These silent undercurrents flow beneath the mainstream in a place where trade often replaces money, creativity is the moving force, and where friendship is the basis for organic community. So, where does value lie?
Marc Lepp 707.292.1575 ma******@*****il.com
Hidden Forest Nursery, 3970 Azalea Lane, Sebastopol. 707.823.6832. www.hiddenforestnursery.com
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First Friday Art Walk
Sebastopol
First Friday Art Walk
Take a walk in Sebastopol this Friday and witness the talent showcased at First Fridays at Chimera Arts! Chimera—pronounced “Kai-mer-ah”—Art Space is a nonprofit shop designed to unite and empower the Sebastopol and Santa Rosa-area creative community, providing shared tools, knowledge, workspace, inspiration and opportunity for all. Chimera features a 5,000+sqft shop, studio and co-working space for West County artists, makers, hackers, inventors, creatives, hobbyists and tinkerers. Head down during the art walk for live music, food, beverages, activities, live demonstrations and a chance to get involved with the community. Most activity will be outdoors, but indoor demonstrations require a mask to be worn. Come meet the creatives of Sonoma County, learn a new skill and dance to some local music! Chimera Arts is located in downtown Sebastopol at the old Ford Garage building, 6791 Sebastopol Ave. Event is Friday, May 6, 5-10pm. FREE. www.chimeraarts.org
Occidental
Community Choir
Celebrate the grace and warmth of spring with the dulcet tones of Occidental Community Choir (OCC), performing their 2022 spring concerts. Born around a bonfire in Occidental in the winter of 1978, OCC has emerged from the recent darkness to present a concert series, entitled Common Ground. Under the direction of Gage Purdy, OCC will offer a blend of original compositions, contemporary works and classical songs from outside composers, plus some poetry and theatrics designed to highlight themes that unite and inspire. Do not miss their rendition of Smash Mouth’s “All Star” as an English madrigal! All concerts will be held at Occidental Center for the Arts, 3850 Doris Murphy Ct., Occidental. Accessible to persons with disabilities and following current Sonoma County public health guidelines. Friday, May 6, 7pm is Community First Night, $10. Also Saturday, May 7, 7pm; Sunday, May 8, 3pm; Saturday, May 14, 7pm; and Sunday May 15, 3pm. Tickets are $25; kids 12 and under FREE. www.occidentalchoir.org/concerts
Sonoma
Garden Walk + Talk
Get some much-needed vitamin D this weekend, and an education to boot, in either a morning or an afternoon session of Sustainable Gardening Walk and Talk. Stroll the grounds of Sonoma Garden Park with Garden Allies author, biologist and former director of education for Santa Barbara Botanical Garden Frédérique Lavoipierre, alongside Saxon Holt, an award-winning photographer and author of Gardening in Summer-Dry Climates. These two experts will make presentations brought to life with macro photography of insects, personal collections, examples in the garden and illustrations. This is an opportunity to learn how to live in harmony with garden creatures and landscape in a water-conscious way. Dress in layered clothing appropriate for spring temperatures and the weather predicted for the date, and wear shoes for garden terrain. Bring a notebook to take notes. Sonoma Garden Walk and Talk is held at Sonoma Garden Park, 19996 7th St. E, Sonoma. May 7, 10-11:30am and 12-1:30pm. 25 signups per session. Reservations are required, and no walk-ins will be accepted. www.sonomaecologycenter.org
Petaluma
Movie Night
Bring the cinematic journey into the week with The Petaluma Cinema Series—a film education program that unites SRJC film students, the campus community and Sonoma County residents to engage in dialogue around classic, foreign and independent films. This abbreviated spring season will feature industry guests, interdisciplinary experts, and post-screening discussions and Q&As. Wednesday night, celebrate Star Wars Day with the sequel to the Star Wars film that started it all—The Empire Strikes Back. The film received four Oscar nominations, with wins for sound design and visual effects. The 6pm pre-show will feature an onstage interview with Oscar-winning visual effects supervisor Phil Tippett, a key member of the creative team on the original Star Wars trilogy. This screening is held in the Carole L. Ellis Auditorium, 680 Sonoma Mountain Parkway, Petaluma. Pre-show, 6pm; film screening, 7pm; post-screening discussion until 10pm. Admission: $6, general; $5, students and seniors; FREE for PFA members. www.petalumafilmalliance.org
—Jane Vick
Rising Art: Santa Rosa Arts Center highlights rising artists
By Jane Vick
Student art is on the rise at the Santa Rosa Arts Center (SRAC), which presents its 2nd Annual Rising Artists Show—a three-week gallery show that highlights Santa Rosa high school senior artists beginning this Friday, May 6.
The first iteration of the show, in 2019, was, according to SRAC advisory board member and acting education coordinator Barbara Goodman, an incredible success, and the wait is finally over. Forty-six students, 13 teachers and seven schools will be represented, and many of them will be in attendance on opening night to discuss the inspiration and impetus behind their work.
“The show really started,” said Goodman, on a call earlier this week, “with us asking what we could do for students. What can we do for young people to honor, support and enliven them? I’m always asking how we include students. I’m a retired school teacher, so it’s something I like to do. And I’m so excited about this year. 2019 was such a success, and we’ve been shut down since, so as soon as we reopened, I said okay, let’s try it again.”
Her goal for this show, said Goodman, was to create something joyful, a gathering, a celebration, to make up for how much has been missed in the last two years. She wanted to create something not only for the students who are serious about art, but also for those who simply enjoy the act of creating, and want to share their work and reconnect to their community.
Goodman wrote letters directly to the students, inviting them personally to show their work, and enjoy the opportunity. With some students presenting as many as three pieces, and mediums ranging from ceramics to paintings to photography to drawing, it promises to be a striking show, and one which in future years might stretch to include a wider range of Sonoma County high schools. It’s also SRAC’s goal to fund the presentation of student work next year—including mounting and framing, which is currently being funded by devoted art teachers.
“As it stands,” said Goodman, “the teachers are doing that work because of how much they love their students. Our goal for next year is to have found funding for those costs.”
Students participating in the show also have an opportunity to learn about other shows happening, and further chances to display their work. Not only this, but SRAC is also looking for a younger voice on their advisory board—an opportunity for a burgeoning artist.
During the pandemic-induced hiatus, the need for the show—like the need for all social and community interaction—vastly increased. Students weren’t in school, masks were on, and a general sense of isolation descended upon teenagers.
In the slow return to normal, things aren’t normal at all, and teachers, like art teacher Dennis Miller from Montgomery High School and Heather Hagle from Ridgeway High School, have lost a connection to their students that they’re still working to regain. Hagle said that though students initially expressed interest in the show, many of them fell off when the deadlines arrived. Of the 10 students she originally had involved, two came through.
“Everything is still completely askew, and the students are struggling to come back. So many kids have just shut down—many of them became so shy,” said Hagle.
But the two students she does have involved—Daniel Lemons, who did an ink drawing, and Sophiah Vasquez, who did a painting with acrylic—are completely thrilled.
“Their faces lit up when they found out about the show,” said Hagle. “I think it’s giving them a sense of returning to normal after the pandemic.”
“Getting the students to participate has been a major challenge,” said Miller. “Covid has hit the teenage demographic particularly hard. So many students are still hidden behind masks. It’s like they crawled into a private space and are having trouble coming out.”
Of his many talented art students, only one is participating. Lucia Lindner—whose work is the featured image for this article—has, as Miller puts it, crawled out of hiding quickly, and leapt at the opportunity to show her work. I was able to talk with her about her process and enthusiasm about her first art show.
Student Artist Lucia Lindner
Bohemian: Have you always been an artist?
Lucia Lindner: I’ve been drawing since elementary school, and always wanted to be good at it. I do it for fun and have always wanted to explore it more. I used to dislike my work, but I’ve started to really like it lately! I’ve seen a lot of growth.
B: Do you think your art teacher has helped with that growth?
LL: Oh gosh yes. Mr. Miller is an incredible teacher. I had him last year too—I love his ceramics class. He would always come to me personally, compliment and appreciate my work. He helped me with supplies, gave me great art books. He took the time to show me different approaches I could take in my art. Mr. Miller gave me so many different ideas of things to draw—body features, eyes—and he would help me put things together.
B: Did art help you during the harder parts of the pandemic?
LL: Definitely. Drawing helped me escape the whole mess of it all. I missed school so much, and was also scared to come back at the same time. Being gone for so long gave me such social anxiety.
B: And how do you feel about the upcoming show?
LL: Super excited. When I was walking up to bring my art, I saw my artwork in the flyer, and it was such an incredible feeling. I’m so excited to get my artwork noticed. This is my first show.
I’m trying to be more open to opportunities to sell my art, to paint murals, to keep creating. I want to make my living as an artist. I hope my work brings curiosity to eyes and maybe a smile.
Rising Artists: Art by Santa Rosa High Schools Senior Students will be on view May 6–26. Artists Reception: First Friday, May 6, 5-7pm, 312 South A St., Santa Rosa. For more information, visit www.santarosaartscenter.org.
Trivia 5-4-22
1 Can you identify two lakes, one in Oakland and one in San Francisco, whose names begin with “M”?
2 What two physical objects were displayed on the flag of the former Soviet Union?
3 It is said that Doris Day, who died in 2019, had turned down a 1967 movie role because it offended her sense of morality—this role was later filled by Anne Bancroft, who gained an Oscar nomination. What role in what 1967 film did Doris Day turn down?
4 What are the largest animals ever known to exist?
5 What three countries today are the biggest total consumers of fossil fuels?
6 The three-word title of what top-grossing 2006 movie included the name of a person who died in 1519?
7 Which U.S. state has the lowest per capita annual personal income, about $39,000?
8 What are the Latin and Greek names for what we call the Earth?
9 What is the modern name for the country formerly known as British Honduras?
10 What three U.S. presidents were the tallest—at least 6’3?
BONUS ANSWER: Cinco de Mayo is an observance of the Mexican army’s unexpected victory on May 5, 1862 over overwhelming military forces from what country, at what battle, named for a state of southern Mexico?
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ANSWERS:
1 Lake Merritt in Oakland
Lake Merced in San Francisco
2 Hammer and sickle, tools of labor
3 Mrs. Robinson in The Graduate
4 Blue whales—bigger than dinosaurs and mastodons
5 China, U.S., India
6 Da Vinci Code
7 Mississippi
8 Terra in Latin and Gaia or Ge in Greek (as in geology, geography and geometry)
9 Belize
10 Lincoln (6’4″), L.B. Johnson and Donald Trump (6’3″), and Thomas Jefferson was 6’2.5″
BONUS ANSWER: Mexico’s victory over the French forces at the Battle of Puebla
Fab Dabs – Cannabis concentrates
Back in the early ’90s, I bought some Amsterdam “space cake” and learned that mighty lesson—never eat hash.
Except I didn’t learn, because, despite wandering the street with my girl for hours not knowing what city we were in, desperate to acquire a doner kebab just to re-establish some grounding for reality, I ate space cake again a couple of years later.
Just like before, it was among the strongest drug experiences in my life. And that takes some doing. This time we puked in the canal and fell into our sleeping bags on the sidewalk in the rain. I guess it had to be done.
It is easy to forget how uncontrolled cannabis dosing was until very recently. For years, I bought my weed from the same guy. I never asked what it was, never knew when it might be the same I’d bought last visit or when it would change.
“Dosing” wasn’t even in the vocabulary. I’ve written about microdosing before, a practice more and more common among long term (read “old”) cannabis consumers who have realized that a little bit is probably enough.
Not surprisingly, the youth of today have the opposite idea. As aging hippies used to complain about the too-high concentration of Gen X chronic, so now we pioneers of hip-hop and punk can now complain about 90% vapes and dabs. I’ve had the vapes, but not yet have I dabbed. I wonder what such a massive hit would do to me.
Dear reader, on 4/20 I put my body on the line for you.
After hacking from a dab professionally administered at the Barbary Coast smoking lounge in San Francisco, the only use-cases I can connect dabbing to are those shared with opiates.
If a 2.5mg mint can replace a second cup of coffee, a 90% dab-hit administered by a whooping hash-scientist with a name tag that reads “Jerry Garcia” is the intoxication equivalent of almost-too-much smack. It’s like that first time taking that extra vicodin, the one you regretted. The first time at least, but then … TA-DA!! … you have your own personal opioid epidemic.
And maybe that’s the thing. Because as soon as this type of gung-ho use became available, plenty of people and products went straight for the all-the-way-f’d use-case.
Given the dangers of opiate-happy doctors and fentanyl-cut street drugs, maybe dabbing has its place as a safer alternative to opiates.
“Just not this place,” say these lungs.
See vs. Know: A look within
Before the modern age, when people turned their backs on the immortals, who turned their backs on us in turn, gods and men were believed to form a community together.
From Norse mythology to the Vedic texts of India, earthlings and deities were thought to share a common destiny according to the unity between microcosm and macrocosm, which is neatly expressed in the Hermetic saying, “As above, so below.”
Now let’s call you Juna, after Arjuna, hero of the 500 BC text the Bhagavad Gita, and give you his same divine companion, Krishna, who is always happy to call a human his friend. It’s a lovely spring day, and the two of you have taken a chariot driven by white horses to the coast. You walk along the cliffs and pick a spot at the highest peak, in order to be closer to enlightenment. You sit down cross-legged, while Krisha assumes the so-called pose of royal ease.
“Juna, tell me what you see,” the deity says.
“I see blue sky, golden sun and pounding surf, flowers in bloom and birds in flight.”
“And how do you know that this is what you see?” Krishna asks.
“I know,” you say after a pause, “because I know.”
“So there are two faculties within you?” says Krishna. “One that sees, and another that knows it sees? And which would you say is greater, Juna?”
“I know it is I who see,” you respond, “but I cannot for certain say what within me that knows that I see.”
“Then you have learned something today,” Krishna says with a smile. “And according to the Upanishads, it is the greatest thing one can know. ‘Not anything the eye can see, but that by which the eye can see, know that to be Brahman, the Spirit, and not what men here adore.’”
And so the two of you—man and god, human and divine—spend the rest of the afternoon together unraveling the mysteries of creation amid the beauty of sun and sea. Krishna explains that just as wood contains fire hidden inside of it, which can be drawn out by friction, so is there a sacred flame hidden inside of you. The Spirit is the divine spark that animates body and soul; it is the apex of consciousness, a higher, supra-human dimension of being that knows you better than you know yourself.
When you feel trapped in fear and sorrow and unable to escape, the Spirit remembers your greatest victories, for it has been there all along, watching everything from inside you, ever guiding you towards the light.
‘Wedding’ Jitters
Sandler movie becomes a musical
To some in the theatre world, the sourcing of an Adam Sandler movie as the basis for a musical was the Fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse. Needless to say, American musical theatre did not come to an end with the arrival of The Wedding Singer on Broadway.
The show managed to snag five Tony nominations, including Best Musical, and a semi-respectable Broadway run. The SRJC Theatre Arts Department production of the musical adaptation of the 1998 film runs through May 8.
The book of the show is pretty much the same as the film. Wedding singer Robbie Hart (Max Bohlke-Slater) gets dumped at the altar and soon finds himself pining for Julia (Ileene Christianson-Torres), a server at what is apparently the only wedding reception venue in 1980’s New Jersey. Julia’s engaged to a Wall Street lug (Calvin Sandeen), who Robbie knows will be nothing but bad news for her. When he finds out they’re eloping to Vegas, he jets west and with the assistance of a Billy Idol impersonator (among others), saves the day.
Oklahoma! it ain’t, but it doesn’t foolishly aspire to that level. It’s a perfectly serviceable musical that in the right hands provides a colorful evening’s entertainment. Director Reed Martin has an energetic cast at work here, and Bohlke-Slater and Christianson-Torres click in the lead roles. Good comedic support is provided by Aubrey Alexander as Julia’s cousin Holly and Samuel J. Gleason as bandmate Sam. Sandeen is appropriately loutish.
The ensemble work is very good, particularly in the large Alyce Finwall-choreographed musical numbers.
Costuming by Maryanne Scozzari, lighting by Robin DeLuca and scenic design by Peter Crompton all add to the color.
Music director Janis Dunson Wilson has an eight-piece orchestra handling the ’80s-sounding score. I often have issues with orchestras drowning out the vocals, but that was not the case here. If anything, the orchestra sounded a bit muffled.
Most audiences know what they’re going to get with a show like The Wedding Singer. As long as it’s done well, they won’t be disappointed. I wasn’t, and yes, you’ll still get the rappin’ granny.
‘The Wedding Singer’ runs Thurs–Sun through May 8 in Santa Rosa Junior College’s Burbank Auditorium Main Theatre, 1501 Mendocino Ave., Santa Rosa. Thurs–Sat, 7:30pm; Sat & Sun, 2pm. $15–$25. Proof of vaccination and masking required to attend. 707.527.4307. theatrearts.santarosa.edu
Art Smarts – Where to send your PR
Self-help gurus sometimes coach artists to “stay in your own lane,” which is a wonderful affirmation of the infinite, individual pathways to success.
Except, of course, that it’s difficult to stay in one’s own lane when everyone else’s lanes are going to vastly better places. The “lane” for many artists is a dead end. Or at least it’s strewn with road blocks. “Speed bumps,” some booster might encourage with a wink, but that’s the kind of “everybody gets a trophy” sentiment that raises expectations to lethal heights when the artist inevitably falls short. And by “short,” we generally mean “short on cash.” There’s a reason there’s a “road less taken,” and trust me, it will “make all the difference.”
It’s not one’s talent but another’s taste that determines an artist’s commercial success in our capitalist society. These days, a succes d’estime rates little more than a humblebrag on social media. (“So grateful to waste a graduate degree on this under-appreciated expression of my withering sense of self.”)
I had a chat with an artist source on background (to protect their brand and the windows of their glass house). I asked, “What’s a starving artist to do? Sell out?”
“Ha! Most artists couldn’t sell out if they tried. There’s a devastating lack of market savvy on one side and an equally devastating lack of self-awareness about what’s actually marketable about them on the other,” this famously successful sell out said while sipping a wine that costs as much as your car. “Also, most people can’t afford what artists do—at least in a manner sustaining to the artist—and competition is at all time high since everyone and their ex-brother-in-law is also an artist.”
A rather jaundiced point of view, I thought, but there are some salient points for those artists still hate-reading this satire. A) Know what differentiates your work from your ex-brother-in-law and double-down on that. B) Aim for a higher market and price your work accordingly. (Those who can afford to be real collectors have benefitted from a system that has disenfranchised you—so take their damn money.) C) Create false scarcity, be aloof and exclusive. Sell to Peter just to piss off Paul.
And most importantly, D) Gin up market awareness by getting and keeping your name in the media. “How?” you ask. “You don’t even have an arts editor.” True. But you got me, and I believe in you and your artsy ideals. Carpool in my lane for a bit—the ride might be a little bumpy sometimes, but we’re going places.
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On Reading Obits
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Let’s be honest…we DO compare ourselves to our peer group and others, and I might argue that’s not a bad thing.
On Reading Obits
I know. What am I thinking? With all the strife, murder and acts of incomprehensible callousness…I search for something more.
And by golly, it’s right there. Waiting to be discovered, by you and me. Knocking on 60, I’m not exactly looking for my classmates in this part of the paper…yet. Or, will it be they who view me? Folly to contemplate. It’s honestly immaterial.
The value I get from reading about the lives I may have had some oblique brush with (Anthony Compagno from Redwood High School…one of those people I saw on campus, didn’t really interact with too much but knew he was a teacher…), or had no knowledge of at all, is actually refreshing. These people who immigrated, married, worked and have multi faceted stories to tell…so much life to understand. It’s kind of like admitting I don’t know anything and getting to learn the things someone I never knew prioritized in their life, what mattered to them…and then putting my own “high powered”* reflection on that same “life well lived”…and the juicy question: “How am I doing?”
Let’s be honest…we DO compare ourselves to our peer group and others, and I might argue that’s not a bad thing. A rising tide raises all boats, so behavior which all helps us zero in on the correct direction on our personal compass…? Valuable. So to the families: it’s a kind gesture to share one tenth of a micron of “who” they were, to you, to others…it’s a gift and reminder. What do we do with the time we have been given? Sometimes the dead speak to the living, imparting wisdom, and it couldn’t be more beautiful.
Nice to listen.
— Joseph Brooke
*I make fun of my own egocentric place here now…
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