Why is the SMART train so stupid? I’m sure that if you have driven through San Rafael in the past few years, you have found yourself in a traffic line waiting for the SMART train.
For some unexplained reason, when the crossing gates go down, traffic ends up waiting minutes for the train to come lumbering across the road. And then, after passing the intersection, there is another 30 second wait for the gates to lift. It also seems that the gates are not timed with the municipal traffic lights, usually leaving a chaos of frustration in the wake of the train. Having a train run the commuter corridor is a fabulous idea, as evidenced by so many successful urban transit systems world-wide.
So how is it that the SMART train is such an unused annoyance in Marin? I grew up in Los Angeles, which was “Ground Zero” for the deprecation of public and commercial rail. I recall parking for extended periods of time while freight trains idled across main traffic thoroughfares, purportedly doing their freight business. It didn’t take long for everybody to hate anything rail.
We could not drive on I-10 to LA without my parents grousing about the freight lines running their right-of-way along the corridor. It turned out that the deprecation of the Los Angeles rail systems was a conspiracy by corporate interests wanting to eliminate public transit and have us all drive our own cars. The SMART train idiocy has a similar smell.
Well into the 20th Century, an aging Frenchman recalled his youth and said that you hadn’t really lived unless you’d experienced the pleasure of undressing a woman in turn-of-the-century clothing.
As one lacy layer gave way to another and the erotic tension mounted to a frenzy, alas, one can’t help but think of Marcel Proust’s bittersweet discovery—made during the same era of corsets and petticoats—that anticipation is often more pleasurable than pleasure itself.
Absinthe, the signature drink of Belle Epoque France, also had a ritual based on delayed gratification, though one not nearly as complex as the jigsaw puzzle of women’s undergarments. The traditional way of drinking the moss-colored spirit—nicknamed “the green fairy” for the supposed buzz it brings—is to start by pouring an ounce of the potent potable in a glass. Next, perch on the rim, like a vulture hovering over your soon-to-be comatose self—a slotted spoon holding a sugar cube. Now slowly pour ice water over the cube, which takes the sugar down into the glass, releases the oils of anise, fennel and wormwood, and turns the verdant elixir a cloudy white known as the louche. The next part is easy: down the hatch. But be forewarned, overindulge and the green fairy may suddenly appear as a hologram-hallucination of Edgar Degas, who’s sketching your stone-faced expression for his famous 1876 painting entitled simply Absinthe.
NAME GAME Oakland-based Absinthia Vermut was destined to become a follower of the green fairy—that’s not her brand, but rather her actual name.
With its heavily literary and historical associations, absinthe certainly fuels the imagination, and the tipsiness it brings is certainly different than with other spirits. But the supposed hallucinogenic properties of the once-outlawed drink is really the result of what today we call misinformation. The Great French Wine Blight, an outbreak of phylloxera, claimed nearly half the vineyards in France in the middle of the 19th Century. Nature abhors a vacuum, so absinthe stepped in to fill the drinking void and soon 5pm was known as “the green hour.”
When the French wine industry recovered from the blight, it found it could not compete with the craze for absinthe, which appealed to bohemians and beau monde alike. And so it launched a propaganda campaign smearing absinthe as poison that will drive you mad. The United States banned the drink in 1912 and the ban stayed in effect until 2007. Fifteen years later, the Bay Area is home to no less than four absinthe makers (not to mention the Absinthe Brasserie And Bar in San Francisco), each with its own special approach.
For over a century, France and Sonoma County have had winemaking in common, and now thanks to Healdsburg’s Young & Yonder, we are confreres in absinthe-making as well. Founded in 2013 by husband and wife team Josh and Sarah Opatz, the distillery debuted with vodka and gin before introducing an absinthe boasting a contemporary flavor profile.
“We wanted to stay true to the spirit with anise, fennel and wormwood,” says Sarah Opatz, “but added lemongrass, ginger, peppermint and eucalyptus to make drinking it more interesting than just a black lirocrice bomb. We joke that ours is a gateway to absinthe.” One of Opatz’s favorite recipes is called the Suisse Coffee Cocktail, and consists of absinthe, a shot of espresso, simple syrup and half-and-half shaken and served in a coupe.
Caffeine and absinthe make for an interesting combination for adventurous drinkers. According to a toxicologist friend of Opatz, the spirit’s mysterious effect is not specifically from wormwood but rather the entire mix of ingredients—including the 120-proof alcohol— that “affects your nerves.” This is in perfect keeping with the fashion for nervous disorders that reigned during the French fin-de-siecle. But did absinthe soothe the nerves of jaded sophisticates facing the dawn of modernism, or cause their decadent neurasthenia? Most likely it was the green fairy flying a feedback loop, with absinthe alternately soothing nerves and revving them up.
Lance Winters “wanted to know what all the fuss was about” when it came to absinthe, and began tinkering with recipes after joining Alameda’s St. George Spirits in 1996. By the time the ban was lifted in 2007, says the master distiller and company president, “We had an absinthe that we really enjoyed, that was all about striking a balance between a group of really forward botanicals. It’s inspired by a traditional recipe, but rebalanced to something I really love to drink. Modern American drinkers aren’t huge fans of that black licorice profile, but the balance of mint and citrus that comes from the brandy base and the additional botanicals round that out. Our use of the non-traditional star anise gives more mouthfeel, and the opal basil draws the anise flavor to a different place.”
Oakland-based Absinthia Vermut was destined to become a follower of the green fairy. First off, that’s not her brand, but rather her actual name. Her family name was originally spelled Wermuth, she says, and the spirit known as vermouth originally contained wormwood, one of the defining botanicals in absinthe. She discovered the emerald elixir at the Burning Man festival in 1996, and immediately became obsessed with making it bootleg. Friends soon nicknamed her Absinthia, which is now her legal name, as well as the name of her eponymous brand.
“I call it traditional absinthe for Americans who didn’t grow up with a lot of anise on our palates,” she says. Her recipe is extra-smooth so that it doesn’t require any added sweetener, and is distilled in San Carlos by Coastal Spirits, an award-winning gin maker. “I like to shatter misconceptions and show people that absinthe, when well crafted, can be delicious,” Vermut says. “I felt like this is an amazing spirit that people need to understand is not dangerous or disgusting, and that’s what’s motivated me all these years to keep making it. ”
Vermut also offers a cocktail syrup called Fairy Dust, which she created after numerous acquaintances said they wanted a non-alcoholic absinthe alternative. It contains simple syrup flavored with the traditional ingredients anise, wormwood and fennel. Vermut says it makes for an amazingly refreshing beverage when mixed with soda water and lemon juice.
As with anything, there are innovators and there are purists. Carter Raff, maker of San Francisco-based Emperor Norton absinthe, is the latter, and claims to be one of the few distilleries of the real deal. Given Emperor Norton’s 100-point score from Bonfort’s Wine and Spirits Journal, he may have a point. “Ninety percent of the absinthe out there isn’t made correctly,” says Raff. “I’ve been studying it since 1985. For one thing, most distilleries use star anise, which gives a heavy black licorice taste that numbs the tongue so you can’t taste the other herbs. I don’t know why some other makers even call it absinthe.”
Photo courtesy of Ben Krantz DISTILLED A view of the distilling equipment at Alameda’s St. George Spirits.
Emperor Norton uses California grapes for its brandy base, and a Roman wormwood is added after the distilling to provide the natural green color that looks yellowish under light. “A lot of contemporary absinthes are neon green, which means they’ve been artificially colored, or they’re brown.” As for Roman wormwood, it’s only grown in the world for one reason and that’s coloring absinthe. Raff gets his from a small supplier in France that has been growing it for 150 years. But back in the bootleg days, it was so expensive that he decided to grow his own.
“I got interested in absinthe because it was obscure and everything said about it was BS,” says Raff. “It never made you hallucinate or go crazy—that was all just propaganda by the French wine industry. I also like the ritual involved. You have to prepare it, like making espresso, devote time and attention to it and not just pour three fingers of whiskey and drink. Absinthe is something to cherish.”
Photo courtesy of Emperor Norton REGAL Emperor Norton boasts a100-point score from ‘Wine and Spirits Journal.’
Cherishing the green fairy—instead of provoking her—and absinthe can provide a night of elegant gaiety or quiet artistic creation, depending on what you ask of it. “The green fairy was a very poetic description of what one might experience after having some absinthe,” says St. George’s Lance Winters, “inspired by the beautiful, diaphanous swirls of opalescence in a glass, conjuring up the image of a fairy’s gown. But the toughest job of any honest absinthe producer is dispelling all of the myths around absinthe. What you should really expect is a complex spirit, with layers of complexity that slowly peel back after each sip to reveal a drink like no other.”
For the tatted and soon-to-be-tatted, run, don’t walk to the 30th Annual Tattoos & Blues Convention, being held at Flamingo resort in Santa Rosa! This is the longest running tattoo convention on the west coast, and the second longest running in the country. Get ready for three days of tattooing from over 200 tattoo shops, including Faith Tattoo of Santa Rosa, Hidden Coast Tattoo of Sebastopol, Switchblade Tattoo Club of Sacramento and many more. As well as artists, there will be live music, including Derek Irving & Combo on Friday and Nobody’s Baby on Saturday night. Saturday also boasts a car show, with a chance to pre-register any must-see lowriders. Event is Friday, April 22-Sunday, April 24. Hours are noon-11 pm Friday and Saturday, noon-8 pm Sunday. Flamingo Hotel, 2777 4th St., Santa Rosa. Tickets sold at the door. $25 for a day pass, $50 for a weekend pass. Free to children under 12. www.santarosatattoosandblues.com
Sebastopol
Apple Blossom Parade
The magical annual event not to be missed—come out to the Apple Blossom Festival and Parade! This year’s theme is “Mask-a-Rade.” With handmade floats, animals and joyful, colorful displays, there’s something in this parade for everyone. In addition to the parade, the festival runs both Saturday and Sunday, featuring an art show from Western Sonoma County artists, a wide variety of exhibitors and vendors selling crafts, goods, jewelry and more, and a music lineup including acts like Volker Strifler, Sol Horizon, the Pulsators and more. This is a weekend full of local pride and sweet vibes. Put it on the calendar! The event runs April 23-24, with the parade starting at 10am on April 23. Event and activity times vary. 282 S. High St., Sebastopol. Tickets $10 for adults, $8 for seniors, $8 for students ages 5-17, free for children four and under. www.appleblossomfest.com
Petaluma
Bard Birthday
“There was a star danced, and under that was I born,” quoth the Bard, and right was he! Come to the Bard’s Birthday Bash—the man who coined the term eyeball deserves a legion of birthday tidings—this Saturday at Cafe Central in Petaluma. This will be a birthday party for the books—nay, the stage? Expect music by Mood Jungle, an open mic with performances by Petaluma Shakespeare Company, Bard-themed trivia, prizes and cake! Local actor Jeffrey Weissman—famous for his roles in Back to the Future I and II—will MC the event and bring the snickers and soliloquies. This is a whole family affair, so come one, come all; any age is welcome. Read or perform a favorite sonnet, scene or soliloquy to honor the Bard! The more theatrical the delivery, the better. Event is Saturday, April 23, 2:30-4:30pm. Grand Central Cafe, 226 Weller St., Petaluma.
Mill Valley
Earth Day
This Sunday, join the Mill Valley Community Center at Earth 2050, an event celebrating Earth Day and working to build a better world! Featuring art, games, environmentally-oriented talks, food and music, this is a family-friendly festival. Earth 2050 invites people of all ages to imagine a more just and sustainable world by the year 2050. Playful activities will teach simple actions available to protect the future, such as using clean energy, eating sustainably, living lightly and building healthy communities. Featured musicians include Maria Muldaur and the Red Hot Bluesiana Band, as well as Matt Jaffe, Reed Fromer, the Shady Ladies and the Freedom Singers. Participating artists include Tom Killion, Tess Felix, young creators and many more. Free registration required. Children under 13 are welcome, but recommend they be accompanied by an adult. No dogs allowed. Event is at the Mill Valley Community Center, 180 Camino Alto, Mill Valley. 1-5pm. Tickets free, registration required. Visit eventbrite.com to purchase. Donations recommended. With questions, email te**@*********ge.net.
ARIES (March 21-April 19): Aries author Marge Piercy writes, “I love people who harness themselves, an ox to a heavy cart, who pull like water buffalo, with massive patience, who strain in the mud and the muck to move things forward, who do what has to be done, again and again.” According to my analysis of the astrological factors, you’ll be wise to be like the person Piercy describes. You’re entering a phase of your cycle when diligent work and impeccable self-discipline are most necessary and most likely to yield stellar rewards.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20): In 1879, Taurus-born Williamina Fleming was working as a maid for astronomer Edward Charles Pickering, director of the Harvard Observatory. Impressed with her intelligence, Pickering hired Fleming to do scientific work. By 1893, she had become a prominent, award-winning astronomer. Ultimately, she discovered the Horsehead Nebula, helped develop a system for identifying stars and cataloged thousands of astronomical phenomena. I propose that we make her your role model for the duration of 2022. If there has ever been a year when you might achieve progress like Fleming’s, it’s this one.
GEMINI (May 21-June 20): For 2,500 years, Egypt was a conquered territory ruled by non-Egyptians. Persians took control in 525 BCE. Greeks replaced them. In succeeding centuries, Egypt had to submit to the authority of the Roman Empire, the Persians again, the Byzantine Empire, the Arab Islamic Caliphate, the Mamluk Sultanate, the Ottomans and the British. When British troops withdrew from their occupation in 1956, Egypt was finally an independent self-ruled nation. If there are any elements of your own life story that even partially resemble Egypt’s history, I have good news: 2022 is the year you can achieve a more complete version of sovereignty than you have ever enjoyed. And the next phase of your freedom work begins now.
CANCER (June 21-July 22): During the next four weeks, some of the best lessons you can study and learn will come to you while you’re socializing and communicating. Even more than is usually the case, your friends and allies will offer you crucial information that has the power to catalyze dynamic decisions. Lucky encounters with very interesting people may open up possibilities worth investigating. And here’s a fun X-factor: The sometimes surprising words that fly out of your mouth during lively conversations will provide clues about what your deep self has been half-consciously dreaming.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): “Hold on tight, I would tell myself, but there was nothing for me to hold on to.” A character in one of Haruki Murakami’s novels says that. In contrast to that poor soul, Leo, I’m happy to tell you that there will indeed be a reliable and sturdy source for you to hold onto in the coming weeks—maybe more than one. I’m glad! In my astrological opinion, now is a time when you’ll be smart to get thoroughly anchored. It’s not that I think you will be in jeopardy. Rather, you’re in a phase when it’s more important than usual to identify what makes you feel stable and secure. It’s time to bolster your foundations and strengthen your roots.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): In the latter half of the 19th Century, the U.S. government collaborated with professional hunters to kill millions of bison living in America’s Great Plains. Why? It was an effort to subjugate the indigenous people who lived there by eliminating the animals that were their source of food, clothing, shelter, bedding, ropes, shields and ornaments. The beloved and useful creatures might have gone extinct altogether if it had not been for the intervention of a Virgo rancher named Mary Ann “Molly” Goodnight. She single-handedly rebuilt the bison herds from a few remaining survivors. I propose that we make Goodnight your inspirational role model for the rest of 2022. What dwindling resources or at-risk assets could you restore to health?
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): British Admiral Horatio Nelson (1758–1805) was born under the sign of Libra. He was a brilliant and unconventional strategist whose leadership brought many naval victories for his country. Yet he was blind in one eye, missing most of his right arm from a battle wound and in constant discomfort from chronic seasickness. I propose we make him one of your patron saints for the coming weeks. May he inspire you to do your best and surpass your previous accomplishments, even if you’re not feeling perfect. (But also keep in mind: The problems you have to deal with will be far milder than Nelson’s.)
SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Anti-apartheid activist Bantu Stephen Biko (1946–1977) was profoundly committed to authenticity. The repressive South African government hated that about him. Biko said, “I’m going to be me as I am, and you can beat me or jail me or even kill me, but I’m not going to be what you want me to be.” Fortunately for you, Scorpio, you’re in far less danger as you become more and more of your genuine self. That’s not to say the task of learning how to be true to your deep soul is entirely risk-free. There are people out there, even allies, who may be afraid of or resistant to your efforts. Don’t let their pressure influence you to dilute your holy quest.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): “The artist must train not only his eye but also his soul,” said Sagittarian painter Wassily Kandinsky. Inspired by his observation, I’m telling you, “The practical dreamer should train not only her reasoning abilities but also her primal intuition, creative imagination, non-rational perceptivity, animal instincts and rowdy wisdom.” I especially urge you to embody my advice in the coming weeks, Sagittarius. Now is a favorable time to make abundant use of the other modes of intelligence that help you understand life as it really is—and not merely as the logical, analytical mind conceives it to be.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): The language spoken by the indigenous Cherokee people is at least 3,000 years old. But it never had a written component until the 1820s. Then a Cherokee polymath named Sequoyah formulated a syllabary, making it possible for the first time to read and write the language. It was a herculean accomplishment with few precedents in history. I propose we name him your inspirational role model for the rest of 2022. In my astrological understanding, you are poised to make dramatic breakthroughs in self-expression and communication that will serve you and others for a long time.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): A study by psychologists concludes there is a good way to enhance your willpower: For a given time, say one week, use your non-dominant hand to brush your teeth, wield your computer mouse, open your front door with your key or perform other habitual activities. Doing so boosts your ability to overcome regular patterns that tend to keep you mired in inertia. You’re more likely to summon the resolution and drive necessary to initiate new approaches in all areas of your life—and stick with them. The coming weeks will be an especially favorable time to try this experiment. (For more info, read this: https://tinyurl.com/BoostWillpower)
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): In his book, Thus Spoke Zarathustra, philosopher Friedrich Nietzsche wrote, “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way and the only way, it does not exist.” According to my reading of the astrological omens, you will be justified to say something like that in the near future. Now is a favorable time to honestly acknowledge differences between you and others—and accept those differences just as they are. The important point is to do what you need to do without decreeing that other people are wrong or misguided.
It felt like the best kind of deja vu to coordinate with Iréne Hodes, director of film festivals and cultural events at the Jewish Community Center (JCC) of Sonoma County.
We spoke for a Bohemian article in October of last year, when the JCC presented their 26th Sonoma County Jewish Film Festival, in purely remote form due to the circumstances of Covid.
Now, the JCC is presenting its 7th annual Israeli Film Festival, which is being shown in a hybrid form, with four screenings at the Rialto Cinema in Sebastopol, and online streaming of all films for three weeks. It’s important to the JCC to maintain the hybrid format going forward—they have no plans to stop virtual accessibility.
“We learned during the last two years that having access to high quality films and entertainment at home was a lifeline to many people,” said Hodes. “All of the Israeli Film Festival films are available to be streamed at home through our dedicated platform, including two films that can only be seen online. A hybrid festival is the best of both worlds—for those who would like to celebrate in-person together, and for those who feel more comfortable at home. There is something for everyone—a film for everyone, and a medium for everyone.”
The accessibility is ideal—this year’s lineup is as phenomenal and carefully curated as ever, featuring unique and powerful independent Israeli cinema. As with the Jewish Film Festival, the Israeli Film Festival films are curated by a selection committee of dedicated volunteers who meet weekly for much of the year. They screen films, as well as discuss and rate them. Hodes tells me it was a real delight this year, and difficult to narrow the selection with so many exceptional films from Israel. For this reason, the festival also features two “online-only” films, giving people a chance to see even more than what’s being screened in the cinema.
Here are some of Hodes’s tips and insights into the upcoming lineup.
“If I had to choose a particularly unique pairing (of the festival’s films), it would be the documentary double feature on May 3, Black Flowers, written and directed by Tammy Federman, and That Orchestra with the Broken Instruments, produced and directed by Yuval Hameiri. Black Flowers follows the story of five Holocaust survivors who became very skilled and accomplished artists, and how their relationship with their art has affected their memories of their trauma.”
Hodes emphasizes that this is no ordinary Holocaust documentary or bio-pic. This film received the highest rating from her organization’s film selection committee.
“In the second film,” said Hodes, “That Orchestra with the Broken Instruments, we meet musicians and composers, Jerusalemites, who come from very different walks of life. Young and old, professional and amateur, Jewish, Muslim, Christian, Hebrew-speakers, Arabic-speakers, English speakers, to name a few demographics. It’s a one-time concert that brings them together, and their instruments are all broken. It’s playful and poetic, delving into the spaces, similarities and differences between broken and whole.”
Black Flowers filmmaker Tammy Federman will be giving a talk on May 5 at noon via Zoom. There will also be a Zoom panel talk and Q&A with a Sonoma County local art therapist and a local music therapist, who will have both seen the films and will be leading a talk on the therapeutic power of the arts, with the films as inspiration and point of reference. The dates for this are not firm yet, so stay tuned.
In addition to these two choices, the festival also features Greener Pastures, directed by Matan Guggenheim and Assaf Abiri, The Raft, directed by Oded Raz—the director of Maktub, one of Israel’s biggest box office sensations—Give it Back, directed by Ruchama Ehrenhalt and One More Story, directed by Guri Alfi.
Greener Pastures is a comedy and tells the story of Dov, a penniless widower who is forced to live in a nursing home, to his misery and chagrin. He dreams of leaving the nursing home and buying back his beloved family home to live in until he dies. But Dov has no money since losing his pension. When he notices that all his fellow residents smoke legal medical cannabis, he realizes that weed could be his salvation—not in the smoking of it, but the selling. When love, the police and the mafia come into play, Dov finds himself at a crossroads: will he risk it all to make his dream come true? This film was nominated for 11 Ophir Israeli Academy Awards.
The Raft is a story of intense, life-changing adventure. In an incredibly rare feat, Israel’s soccer team has won a critical match and is now vying for a chance to reach the World Cup, but, due to increased security measures, has moved the game to the island of Cyprus. Four adolescent Israeli kids and diehard soccer fans undertake whatever measures necessary to make it to the game. Inspired by the mythological journey of Kon-Tiki, they decide to build a raft on their own and cross the Mediterranean Sea to attend the fateful game. During their perilous journey, their friendship is put to the ultimate test as they get a taste of first love and discover things about themselves that they didn’t know existed. Their innocent adventure evolves into an unforgettable coming-of-age journey.
Give it Back is the story of Olivia, a 12-year-old girl who has just moved with her family from New York and is starting at a new school. She struggles to find her place within the hierarchy of her new classmates, finding herself caught between the popular students and her shy classmate, Alem. Olivia must ultimately make a choice about who she is and how she will navigate her newfound circumstances. This is a drama about young character and identity development in a new place.
One More Story is a romantic comedy that tells the story of Yarden Gat—a young, brilliant, ambitious journalist working at a famous newspaper and who doesn’t believe in love. Nonetheless, she takes on the mission of finding love for her best friend, a hopeless romantic who has no idea how to talk to women. In the guise of an experiment, she convinces him to go on 30 dates in 30 days with 30 women, all while publishing the scoop in her newspaper. Will he find love through science? Will she change her mind? Or will fate take its course? A fun, sweet and funny movie, it stars Guri Alfi, Lior Ashkenazi, Dina Sanderson, Maayan Bloom and Danielle Gal.
Visit socoiff2022.eventive.org to view all show times, access films online and attend accompanying programming—much of which has still pending dates, so stay tuned for finalizations.
“Good fences make good neighbors” is an aphorism whose origins are debated but whose truth is generally accepted. Where the fence actually runs, though, can be a test of neighborly relations, as in the Left Edge Theatre production of Karen Zacarias’ Native Gardens. The Jenny Hollingworth-directed comedy runs in Santa Rosa through April 17.
The adjoining backyards of two suburban Washington, DC homes is the setting for a sort of War of the Roses as new residents Pablo (Justin P. Lopez) and Tania (Livia Gomes Demarchi) introduce themselves to their new neighbors, Frank (Mike Pavone) and Virginia (Priscilla Locke). The subject of gardening comes up as Frank shares the pride and joy that is his backyard flower garden. A beautiful mixture of flowers and plants from around the world, Frank tends to it assiduously in the hopes of finally being recognized by the local horticultural society. Tania plans to redo the backyard of their fixer-upper with an organic garden utilizing only native species.
Their yards are separated by a rickety old chain link fence that Frank has covered with English Ivy so as to not spoil the view of his flowers. Pablo and Tania offer to replace it and, after a survey is done in preparation for the work, discover that their property actually extends two feet into Frank’s flower bed.
Pablo and Tania want the work done immediately, as they’re hosting an important party for Pablo’s new law firm partners. Frank can’t believe they want to tear up his flowers on the weekend of the local garden competition. The lines are drawn.
The fray soon takes on racial, political and generational components often couched in botanical terms, as in a debate between the men about whether Frank’s non-native plants are “immigrants” or “colonists.” A cartoonish battle ensues, with peace only brokered by an early, unexpected arrival.
Zacarias has taken a well-worn bit of situation comedy material and expanded it into 90 minutes of clever, amusing theatre.
Hollingworth’s cast has fun as Pavone and Locke go enjoyably over-the-top. Gomes Demarchi does a great slow boil as Tania, but Lopez’s Pablo is a bit tepid, and there’s some curious blocking that made his performance a bit too presentational and out of sorts with the others.
Native Gardens doesn’t beat you over the head with its message. Exceedingly even-keeled with its targets, its laughs are genuinely non-partisan.
‘Native Gardens’ runs through Apr. 17 at Left Edge Theatre, 50 Mark West Springs Rd, Santa Rosa. Thu-Sat, 7pm; Sun, 2pm. $22–$44. Proof of vaccination required to attend. Masking optional. 707.546.3600. leftedgetheatre.com.
Looking for a new way to enjoy 4/20 this year? In recent decades, thanks to stoner scientists, we have learned about the seemingly unlimited positive uses of CBD and learned to differentiate it from THC (I’m team THC). Both molecules extract easily from flower to be repackaged as gummies, drinks, tinctures and vape oil.
But it turns out there is so much more. Just like the endless assembly of quarks in particle physics, each layer of cannabis chemistry explored reveals further layers of complexity. Which brings us to … the cannabinoids! CBN, CBG, THCA, THCB, THCL, oh my!
Expect to see some of these molecules featured in this column over the coming months.
For this month of 4/20, try a new cannabinoid: THCV.
Solful in Sebastopol, one of my favorite North Bay dispensaries, has recently focused its customer education on THCV. This cannabinoid is said to be highly energizing without getting you too high, making it a great substitute to caffeine for that afternoon boost use-case. According to Solful’s website, THCV is “reported to suppress appetite, boost energy and improve focus.” That it can suppress appetite is a BIG plus for us older cannabis users. It can also reduce the effects of THC at low concentrations. And in good news for practical jokers, at higher concentrations, THCV actually amplifies the psychoactive effects of THC. So have fun negotiating that fine line.
Speaking recently with Solful co-founder, Eli Melrod, he reported customer excitement about THCV’s effects. In particular, Melrod caught my attention with his descriptions of a strain grown by Emerald Spirit Botanicals called “pink boost goddess,” the record holder for THCV concentration in a flower. “It’s about like 6, 7 or 8% THCV [with] 10 to 15%, THC but it’s just spectacular; it’s really unique,” he said. “[Usually] you’ll see half a percent to 1% THCV.”
“It’s honestly one of the most marvelous experiences I’ve ever tried. [You] get a very different effect profile than you get with a straight THC flower,” he said, before telling me Solful has it in stock as flower and a tincture. I’m like, “Dang man, where’s my keys?”
Have a favorite cannabinoid that isn’t THC or CBD? Write in with your story.
Last Dec. 28, Homeless Action! sent out an urgent plea for emergency warming centers to protect Sonoma County’s unsheltered residents during the four consecutive below freezing nights forecast to begin the next day. The Sonoma County Commission on Human Rights immediately supported the plea. The same four-day sub-freezing cycle repeated itself in February.
Sonoma County, essentially caught with its pants down, did nothing. Because no county agency called an alert during either freeze, nobody could prepare for the emergencies in a timely fashion. In fact, to this day the county has no protocol and it still seems to be unclear to all concerned as to who’s responsible for declaring a countywide freeze emergency.
For the winter season 2018-2019, the county partnered with service providers to offer 282 extra beds every night during the winter months. This winter, the county offered only 53 beds. Why was funding cut? Why are we going backwards?
The Santa Rosa City Council passed a new freeze policy on March 29. A positive step at first blush, but a closer look reveals some disturbing flaws. Last December, Santa Rosa Mayor Chris Rogers had reason to believe that an emergency would be declared by the county health department when a forecast showed three consecutive nights at 35 degrees or lower, or one night of subfreezing temperatures. Compare that with Santa Rosa’s new parameters: no alert until forecasts of three consecutive subfreezing (31 degrees) nights and/or three nights of heavy rain. This is a harsh setback for those who sleep in tents with crummy sleeping bags and a few flimsy blankets.
Both Homeless Action! and the County Commission on Human Rights have pointed out that since the Veteran’s Memorial Hall was set up in a jiffy for fire victims, we can do the same for the unsheltered.
As commission chair Katrina Phillips remarked in December, the civil and human rights of the unhoused are being violated. “There should be no discrimination ever, but especially not in an emergency. The resources are available. This issue demands immediate response.”
Kathleen Finigan is a longtime activist and represents District 1 on the Sonoma County Commission on Human Rights.
Raised on the East Coast and now living in Portland, OR, guitarist and singer-songwriter Jeffrey Silverstein uses music to better understand himself and those around him.
That mindset makes for very contemplative, almost ambient music, which funnels deep thoughts through a psych-folk and indie-rock lens on albums like his 2020 full-length debut, “You Become the Mountain,” and his 2021 EP, “Torii Gates.” This is named after a traditional Japanese gate most commonly found at the entrance of or within a Shinto shrine, where it symbolically marks the transition from the mundane to the sacred.
After two years at home due to the pandemic, Silverstein is back on the road and making his way to West Marin, where he’ll play on Friday, March 25, at Smiley’s Schooner Saloon in Bolinas.
“Music has just always been the thing I love the most,” Silverstein says. “That really became clear once I had my first attempts at being in a band, a very bad band, in high school.”
For Silverstein, failure was a part of the process of growing as a musician. Rather than letting early struggles in his music career derail his passion, it only further instilled a work ethic and drive to improve.
Now a decade into his musical journey, Silverstein’s skill and confidence shines on the patiently melodic musings he produces on the six-track “Torii Gates,” which features songs about the quiet majesty of nature and which celebrates the unknowable aspects of life in the 21st century.
Silverstein often draws comparisons to David Berman (Silver Jews) for his deep voice, and to Bill Frissell for his dreamy guitar sound. He has been able to develop his own sound and style over the years, due to the fact that he works professionally as an educator and therefore makes more experimental music than someone who relies on the tunes to pay the rent.
“I’ve said that music and meditation and running and teaching are all ways that I get to know myself,” Silverstein says. “Hopefully as you get older, you know yourself more, and somehow I think that makes its way into your creativity.”
This month, Silverstein excitedly shares his creativity with a full band on this current tour. Bay Area alt-rock band Credit Electric and folk songwriter Mikayla McVey will join him in Bolinas for a spirited outdoor show.
“I’m hoping this run of shows will feel like I’m going through the other side (of the pandemic),” Silverstein says. “I’m really excited for the opportunity.”
Jeffrey Silverstein plays on Friday, March 25, at Smiley’s Saloon, 42 Wharf Rd., Bolinas. 6pm. $10. Smileyssaloon.com.
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Day-o, day-o
Javelins come and Russians want to go home
Day, is a day, is a day, is a day, is a day,
Is a day-o
Stingers come and Russians want to go home
Kill all night on a drink of vodka
Missiles come and Russians want to go home
Stack corpses...
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Last Dec. 28, Homeless Action! sent out an urgent plea for emergency warming centers to protect Sonoma County’s unsheltered residents during the four consecutive below freezing nights forecast to begin the next day. The Sonoma County Commission on Human Rights immediately supported the plea. The same four-day sub-freezing cycle repeated itself in February.
Sonoma County, essentially caught with its pants...
Raised on the East Coast and now living in Portland, OR, guitarist and singer-songwriter Jeffrey Silverstein uses music to better understand himself and those around him.
That mindset makes for very contemplative, almost ambient music, which funnels deep thoughts through a psych-folk and indie-rock lens on albums like his 2020 full-length debut, “You Become the Mountain,” and his 2021 EP,...