Galactic Gala: ‘Star Wars’ burlesque at Mystic

Every May 4th, a phenomenon sweeps the planet as Star Wars enthusiasts celebrate the iconic saga with the mantra, “May The Fourth Be With You.”

The pun-inspired observance takes many forms, but Petaluma’s festivities are perhaps the most risqué as local impresario Jake Ward Presents returns with North Bay Cabaret’s 6th annual Star Wars-themed burlesque and variety show. As with last year, “May the Fourth Be With You” takes place at Petaluma’s historic Mystic Theatre, offering an adults-only evening filled with over a dozen interstellar cabaret performers.

Ward, the visionary producer behind North Bay Cabaret and the evening’s emcee, guarantees an event transcending traditional fan gatherings with burlesque, drag, pole dancing, circus acts, and live music. The show promises an audacious night where favorite Star Wars characters come alive in unexpectedly tantalizing ways.

As described by the organizers: “Get ready for an unforgettable night of sci-fi sexiness, cosmic comedy, and intergalactic artistry featuring a world-class lineup. You don’t need to be a Star Wars fan to enjoy this wild and hilarious night of aliens and androids doing things you CAN’T unsee!”

The event also features a costume contest, encouraging attendees to don their most interesting Star Wars attire. A futuristic photo booth will be available to capture the night’s memories. Post-show activities include an interactive laser/lightsaber game and a dance party led by DJ Dyops.

Discussing the enduring appeal of Star Wars, Ward says, “I think Star Wars transcends the realm of mere sci-fi fandom and has established itself as a piece of beloved Americana.” He highlights the nostalgia and iconic status of the original films as key factors driving the cultural fascination.

“The ‘campiness’ factor of Star Wars is what makes it a perfect match for the low-brow tradition of vaudeville. The decision to mash up sci-fi with stripping feels natural for us,” he explains.

Reflecting on the evolution of North Bay Cabaret and its Star Wars show, Ward points out the significant growth from its humble beginnings. “The evolution of North Bay Cabaret, including its annual Star Wars show, is most evident to those loyal fans who have been coming to our events since the beginning: from increased production value to the caliber of regional and touring artists our show attracts, and certainly, to the setting—we’ve taken our show from the backyard of a whiskey bar to one of the most historic venues in the county,” he says.

Ward concludes, “At the end of the day, our fans want adult-oriented entertainment that’s outside the mold of what Wine Country typically offers. They want a space that celebrates creativity and self-expression. And in the case of May 4th, they want a place where they can ‘join the dark side,’ which we are more than happy to provide.”

Adjacent to the venue, McNear’s Restaurant will provide food, while the Mystic Theatre’s bar will offer themed cosmic cocktails—including a concoction called a “Yoda Soda.” (What, no blue milk?!)

The doors of the Mystic Theatre will open at 7pm on May 4th, with the show starting an hour later. Various ticket options are available, ranging from balcony seating at $29, reserve seating for $34, Gold Circle Seating for $44 and VIP table seating for two and four guests for $200 and $400, respectively. 21+ event. Tickets are available via northbayevents.com.

DocLands, Star Wars, Shane Mauss

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San Rafael

What’s Up, Doc?

What has 30 films, 49 filmmakers and 26 premieres? That would be the DocLands Documentary Film Festival, running Thursday, May 2 to Sunday, May 5 at the Christopher B. Smith Rafael Film Center. Opening the fest is Skywalkers: A Love Story. Don’t confuse this with another famous Skywalker from around these parts (looking at you, Luke)—no, this is a literal spin on the concept that follows the adrenaline-fueled romance of Russian rooftoppers Angela Nikolau and Ivan Beerkus as they embark on a daring quest to climb the world’s latest super skyscraper. Talk about getting high. “With every perilous ascent, they push the boundaries of trust and love, capturing their vertigo-inducing feats on camera for the world to see,” reads the rather breathless summary. You had us at “adrenaline-fueled romance.” Directors Maria Bukhonina and Jeff Zimbalist will be present. For more information, including tickets, visit doclands.com. The film center is located at 1118 4th St., San Rafael.

Larkspur

The Saga Continues

Speaking of Skywalkers… Remember a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, you could only watch the original Star Wars saga on Disney+? Okay, maybe it wasn’t that long ago, but it’s probably been a while since you saw Luke, Han and Leia defeat the Empire on the big screen. Just in time for May 4 (as in “May the ‘fourth’ be with you”—see this week’s arts feature), Larkspur’s Lark Theatre will unspool all three of the original Star Wars movies (none of the greasy kid’s stuff like The Phantom Menace) in two slates beginning at 9:30am, Saturday, May 4. All in, the marathon screening sesh includes Star Wars, Episode 4: A New Hope, Episode 5: The Empire Strikes Back and finally Episode 6: Return of the Jedi. This all day Saturday matinee is one for the ages—literally in terms of actual time spent in a theater seat as well as the age range of prospective attendees—all are welcome to the PG-rated extravaganza. Tickets are $5 per film, per showing—so, $15 for the whole shebang. The Lark is located at 549 Magnolia Ave., Larkspur. larktheatrer.net. Emotional support Wookies allowed with permit. No droids allowed.

Santa Rosa

Piece Work

Perhaps author David Shields summed it up best when he observed that “Collage is not a kitchen sink; it’s not a refuge for the compositionally disabled.” Santa Rosa Arts Center is apt to concur. The organization’s present exhibit, “Small Works: Collages,” celebrates the enduring appeal and innovative spirit of collage art. This event, featuring works from local artists, is set to run from May 5 through June 30, at the center’s Small Works Gallery, 312 South A St., Santa Rosa. The artists utilize everyday materials like magazine photos, newspaper clippings, cardboard and even cereal boxes to create compelling visual narratives. An artists’ reception is scheduled for the opening day, Friday, May 5, from 5-8pm, providing an opportunity for guests to meet the creators behind the artworks. The exhibition is characterized by its focus on smaller-scale pieces, each no larger than 12 inches, highlighting the intricate and thoughtful use of materials typical of collage art. For additional information, visit santarosaartscenter.org.

Petaluma

‘A Better Trip’

Award-winning comedian Shane Mauss, known for his performances on platforms like Conan, Comedy Central and Netflix, brings his unique comedy and science show, “A Better Trip,” to the Mystic Theater in Petaluma on Sunday, April 28. This one-of-a-kind event combines Mauss’ sharp humor with his deep knowledge of science and psychedelics. The show features a blend of stand-up comedy enhanced by striking visuals and custom animations, creating an immersive psychedelic comedy experience. “A Better Trip” builds on Mauss’ previous successes, including his documentary, Psychonautics: A Comic’s Exploration of Psychedelics. This tour, spanning over 100 cities, showcases his dual expertise as a comedian and science communicator, offering audiences not only laughter but also insightful commentary on psychedelic culture through engaging storytelling. The show will start at 7:30pm, with doors opening at 6:30pm. Tickets and additional information are available online at shanemauss.com/petaluma. The venue is located at 23 Petaluma Blvd. N., Petaluma.

Tik Talk: Global Warning

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To Edward Campagnola

there will be no snow in this poem

i grew up on the california coast

sunshine, smog and optimism

writers write what we know, they say

coin terms and make clichés,

turn clichés into new expressions…

tree leaves crackle in the wind

as my hand creates directly from my brain

inscribing visions from

inner thoughts and images

making metaphors evocative…

there will be no snow nor any ice on earth

soon—a boon solely to the new

explorers and conquistadors

seeking the northwest passage

to riches yet untold,

unsold, unexploited

environment is evaporating

into thin air thickened with fumes and

smoke and transparent greenhouse vapors

invisible yet indivisible from breath

never leaving any evidence on our tongues

or noses, skin or eyes to remind us

(the oblivious)

that the sixth extinction is upon us (all—

no exceptions made)

the unstoppable tipping point

pointing right at us

a giant finger in the sky

a middle finger

imminent and inexorable

unyielding, hard as nails

in our coffins

a cancer stick

stuck in our collective throat and lungs

do we need more metaphors?

the writing on the wall is writ

clear across the hazy sky

Barry Barnett lives in Santa Rosa.

Your Letters, 4/24

Penny for Your Thoughts

The beloved 99 Cents Only Stores announced a wave of closures across California, Nevada, Texas and Arizona, totaling 371.

First, these were NEVER “beloved.” These outlets were understaffed, the staff was poorly paid, and a recent This Week Tonight skewered the retail chain’s “leadership.”

Second, these outlets were placed in high crime areas and were a magnet for evildoers. The staff were expected to “protect” the stores and the merchandise, while operating the checkout machines, stocking the shelves, among other duties, such as maintaining store cleanliness.

Third, blaming the governor for establishing a minimum wage is nonsensical. Living in California on $20 an hour cannot be done. The ownership of these outlets make far more than $20 an hour, and their neglect in these matters showed. Further, a recent town hall meeting over the closures revealed a councilperson supporting the closure for reasons mentioned here.

Gary Sciford

Santa Rosa

Pondering Pot

What if we regulated the dairy industry like we do cannabis? More of us would’ve been breast fed because why would we go to the store when we could make it at home?

Jeff Flick

Petaluma

Free Will Astrology: Week of April 24

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Have you ever gotten your mind, heart and soul in sweet alignment with the spiritual beauty of money? An opportunity to do that is available. During the next four weeks, you can cultivate an almost mystical communion with the archetype of well-earned wealth. What does that mean? Well, you could be the beneficiary of novel insights and hot tips about how best to conduct your finances. You might get intuitions about actions you could take to bring more riches into your life. Be alert for help from unexpected sources. You may notice that the more generous you are, the more the world’s generosity will flow your way.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Bordering the Pacific Ocean for a thousand miles, Chile’s Atacama Desert is a place of stark and startling beauty. Unfortunately, its pristine landscape is also a dumping ground for vast amounts of discarded clothes that people bought cheaply, wore out quickly and didn’t want anymore. Is there any other place on earth that more poignantly symbolizes the overlap of sacred and profane? In the coming weeks, Taurus, you will possess a special aptitude for succeeding in situations with metaphorical resemblances to the Atacama. You will have an enhanced power to inject ingenious changes wherever messiness is mixed with elegance, wherever blemished beauty requires redemption and wherever lyrical truths need to be rescued from careless duplicity or pretense.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): My Gemini friend Alicia thrives on having a quick, acute, whirling-dervish-like intelligence. It’s one of her strong points now, but it wasn’t always. She says she used to be hyperactive. She thought of serenity as boring—“like some wan, bland floral tea.” But after years of therapy, she is joyous to have discovered “a kind of serenity that’s like sweet, frothy hot chocolate spiced with cinnamon and nutmeg.” I’m guessing that many of you Geminis have been evolving in a similar direction in recent months—and will climax this excellent period of relaxing growth in the coming weeks.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): All Cancerians who read this oracle are automatically included on the Primal Prayer Power List. During the next 13 days, my team of 13 Prayer Warriors and I will sing incantations to nurture your vigor, sovereignty and clarity of purpose. We will envision your dormant potentials ripening. We will call on both human and divine allies to guide you in receiving and bestowing the love that gives your life supreme meaning. How should you prepare for this flood of blessings? Start by having a long talk with yourself in which you describe exactly why you deserve these gifts.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): A meme on Instagram said, “The day I stopped worrying about what other people think of me was the day I became free.” This sentiment provokes mixed feelings in me. I agree it’s liberating not to be obsessed with what people think of us. On the other hand, I believe we should indeed care about how we affect others. We are wise to learn from them about how we can be our best selves. Our “freedom” includes the discernment to know which ideas people have about us are worth paying attention to and which are best forgotten and ignored. In my opinion, Leo, these are important themes for you to ruminate on right now.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): The city of Mecca in Saudi Arabia is a holy place for Islam. Jerusalem is the equivalent for Judaism, and the Vatican is for Catholicism. Other spiritual traditions regard natural areas as numinous and exalting. For instance, the Yoruba people of Nigeria cherish Osun-Osogbo, a sacred grove of trees along the Osun River. I’d love it if there were equivalent sanctuaries for you, Virgo—where you could go to heal and recharge whenever you need to. The coming weeks will be an excellent time to identify power spots like these. If there are no such havens for you, find or create some.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): In my astrological opinion, you are entering a period when you can turn any potential breakdown into a breakthrough. If a spiritual emergency arises, I predict you will use it to rouse wisdom that sparks your emergence from numbness and apathy. Darkness will be your ally because it will be the best place to access hidden strength and untapped resources. And here’s the best news of all: Unripe and wounded parts of your psyche will get healing upgrades as you navigate your way through the intriguing mysteries.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): According to my astrological perspective, you are entering a phase when you could dramatically refine how relationships function in your life. To capitalize on the potential, you must figure out how to have fun while doing the hard work that such an effort will take. Here are three questions to get you started. 1. What can you do to foster a graceful balance between being too self-centered and giving too much of yourself? 2. Are there any stale patterns in your deep psyche that tend to undermine your love life? If so, how could you transform or dissolve them? 3. Given the fact that any close relationship inevitably provokes the dark sides of both allies, how can you cultivate healthy ways to deal with that?

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): I feel sad when I see my friends tangling with mediocre problems. The uninspiring dilemmas aren’t very interesting and don’t provoke much personal growth. They use up psychic energy that could be better allocated. Thankfully, I don’t expect you to suffer this bland fate in the coming weeks, Sagittarius. You will entertain high-quality quandaries. They will call forth the best in you. They will stimulate your creativity and make you smarter and kinder and wilder. Congratulations on working diligently to drum up such rich challenges!

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): In 1894, a modest Agave ferox plant began its life at a botanical garden in Oxford, England. By 1994, a hundred years later, it had grown to be six feet tall but had never bloomed. Then one December day, the greenhouse temperature accidentally climbed above 68 degrees F. During the next two weeks, the plant grew twice as tall. Six months later, it bloomed bright yellow flowers for the first time. I suspect metaphorically comparable events will soon occur for you, Capricorn. They may already be underway.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Have you felt a longing to be nurtured? Have you fantasized about asking for support and encouragement and mentoring? If so, wonderful! Your intuition is working well! My astrological analysis suggests you would dramatically benefit from basking in the care and influence of people who can elevate and champion you; who can cherish and exalt you; who can feed and inspire you. My advice is to pursue the blessings of such helpers without inhibition or apology. You need and deserve to be treated like a vibrant treasure.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): In his book Attention Deficit Disorder: A Different Perception, Thom Hartmann theorizes that distractibility may have been an asset for our ancestors. Having a short attention span meant they were ever alert for possible dangers and opportunities in their environment. If they were out walking at night, being lost in thought could prevent them from tuning into warning signals from the bushes. Likewise, while hunting, they would benefit from being ultra-receptive to fleeting phenomena and ready to make snap decisions. I encourage you to be like a hunter in the coming weeks, Pisces. Not for wild animals, but for wild clues, wild signs and wild help.

Homework: Is there any important situation where you’re not giving your best? Fix that, please. Newsletter.FreeWillAstrology.com

Sonoma County ‘Factory Farm’ Ban Moves Forward With 37K Signatures

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Sonoma County animal-rights activists are inching forward with a controversial initiative that would shut down any large ag operations in our area that qualify as factory farms. It’s a “significant threat,” the Sonoma County Farm Bureau argues, “to the livelihoods of local farmers such as Clover Sonoma and Straus Family Creamery, the availability of local food sources, and the rural character of our community.” According to the North Bay Business Journal, “the initiative would phase out medium- and large-sized ‘concentrated agricultural feeding operations,’ or CAFOs, in Sonoma County. The definition of a CAFO includes animals stabled or confined for 45 days or more in any 12-month period.” It’s not a sure thing yet that we’ll be voting on this issue come November — but that is one possibility, now that the proposal has enough signatures, a whopping 37,000, to either go on the ballot or go in front of the Sonoma County Board of Supervisors for approval. Both routes would be an uphill battle for the group behind this thing: the Coalition to End Factory Farming, closely linked to an animal liberation group called Direct Action Everywhere. Coalition leaders argues that factory farms “are a leading cause of greenhouse gas emissions, along with a host of other detriments to people, animals and the environment,” KRCB news radio reports. However, county supervisors seemed highly skeptical of the proposal at their meeting last week. “Anticipating major economic implications and fiscal obligations should the CAFO ban pass, the supervisors asked for a comprehensive report,” KRCB reports. More from the news radio station: “Supervisor Lynda Hopkins noted a raft of concerns, ranging from how the measure could affect community programs like 4-H, to the county budget. ‘This could potentially be a multi-million dollar implementation if this were to move forward,’ Hopkins said. ‘And it would essentially be an unfunded mandate on county government with us having to stand up new programs.’ Hopkins also raised the possibility of the Board registering formal opposition to the measure. Supervisors David Rabbitt and James Gore are also strident in their concern over the effects of banning large animal ag operations. Of the measure, Gore, who previously worked in the federal Natural Resources Conservation Service, said he feels, ‘this is really ideology masked in environmentalism.'” County staff will be working on that requested report for the next month, and then the issue will come back in front of supervisors. (Source: KRCB & Sonoma County Gazette & Sonoma County Farm BureauNorth Bay Business Journal)

Sonoma County Compost Project ‘Equal to Taking 1,500 Cars Off the Road’

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Sonoma County government officials announced last week that they just wrapped up their first project using money from the Climate Resilience Fund — a pool of $10 million from PG&E, paid out by the utility company as penance for their role in the wildfires that ravaged the region in 2017. This first project, a half-million-dollar composting push, ended up removing “the equivalent of 6,070 metric tons of CO2 from the atmosphere, which is roughly equal to taking 1,500 cars off the road for one year,” county officials say. By their math, “sequestering a similar amount of carbon in a single year would take 7,087 acres of forests.” Officials say they achieved this by providing composting rebates to 16 local farms and ranches last year. The program is “a testament to the power of investing in local partnerships to foster environmental stewardship and reduce emissions of greenhouse gases that are intensifying climate change,” in the words of County Supervisor David Rabbitt. More details from the county: “As a result of the pilot project, more than 5,000 tons of compost were applied on 442 acres of land in Sonoma County in 2023. In addition, partners staged seven events last year to educate the public about composting, the carbon cycle and soil health. More than 380 people attending these events learned valuable techniques about composting at home, the importance of utilizing municipal green bins, and the detrimental effects of sending organic waste to landfills.” Earlier this year, the county also announced plans to build a composting “base” of sorts right next to the tarmac of the Sonoma County Airport — on an old, 15-acre landfill site along Slusser Road that was reportedly shut down in the ’70s. It would reportedly be “the first centralized composting facility in Sonoma County, which is expected to divert and process approximately 65,000 tons of organic material each year.” Currently, the county has to transport all the old food and plant stuff that people leave out in bins to facilities across county lines. So now, at last, we may get a mulch pit of our very own — one that the county then hopes could serve as a source of “high-quality compost” to “support agricultural, landscaping, and public works projects” in our area. The Press Democrat reports that “though its conversion to a commercial composting facility is still years off, an initial feasibility study of the site determined in 2022 there were no disqualifying physical or environmental hurdles.” Also, in case you were worried about the smell — the county’s plan reportedly calls for a “covered row system” that promises to “reduce odor by 99 percent” and prevent runoff into local streams. Oh, and in another recent win for carbon sequestration at the county government level, KRCB news radio reports that “removing most types of native trees in unincorporated areas of Sonoma County now requires a permit, after the county Board of Supervisors finalized a pair of tree ordinances that were in the planning stages for three years” — a new law “meant to increase climate resiliency.” Slowly but surely… (Source: Sonoma County Government & Sonoma County Government & Press Democrat & KRCB)

Gaza War Protests Ramp Up in Sonoma County

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It’s been a big week for the local movement against Israel’s monthslong war in Gaza, which has reportedly killed more than 30,000 Palestinians. After major anti-war protests swept the nation on Monday — including ones in the Bay Area that halted traffic on the Golden Gate Bridge and the 880 for hours, as activists reportedly chained themselves to 55-gallon drums filled with cement — the “Sonoma County for Palestine” group organized a followup demonstration in Healdsburg on Tuesday morning. It targeted the local offices of a large U.S. weapons manufacturer called General Dynamics Ordnance and Tactical Systems, which activists say is behind some of the bombs that Israel is dropping on Gaza. General Dynamics is located in a big, nondescript building right next to Healdsburg’s post office — and has been for decades, without much notice from locals. The activist group claimed on Facebook that “General Dynamics makes 2,000-pound bombs that have been linked to mass-casualty events in the genocide against Gaza, and they have a factory that makes weapons parts right here in Healdsburg.” Early Tuesday, a few dozen protesters stretched giant red banners with slogans like “Block the Bombs: Free Palestine” across the General Dynamics driveway. They banged on drums, shouted into a megaphone and led call-and-response chants such as “General Dynamics, you can’t hide; stop arming genocide.” The Healdsburg Tribune reports that General Dynamics is the country’s sixth largest defense contractor, and that “it originally developed the F-16 fighter jet and now makes the metal casings of the MK-80 bombs widely used by Israel in the Gaza conflict, as well as 155mm artillery shells.” According to a brochure on the company’s website, the Healdsburg office is where they design and build their “control actuation systems” — aka, the guidance systems for weapons like tactical missiles. The company says its Healdsburg operations are “critical in providing high performance, superb quality, and low cost technically advanced systems to our customers and ultimately the war fighter.” One of Tuesday’s demonstrators, 24-year-old Petaluma resident Ma’ayan Pe’er, told the Tribune they were in Israel on Oct. 7, when Hamas militants attacked a music festival and kibbutz and killed some 1,200 people. “I saw the horrors of the genocide that Israel was enacting on Palestinians and Gaza,” they said. Another local activist group in Sonoma County called “Love and Light: Movement for Change” held a followup demonstration yesterday afternoon in the Healdsburg plaza, to “stand united against genocide and advocate for liberation for all.” And later today, Sonoma County for Palestine also be holding their regular weekly protest in Santa Rosa’s Old Courthouse Square from 2 p.m. to 3:30 p.m. — but this time, with an Earth Day theme. “Killing people kills the planet,” the event flier says. “We cannot end the climate crisis without ending the crisis of genocide in Gaza.” Anti-war activists in Sonoma County have been pushing local government entities for months to pass resolutions calling for a ceasefire in Gaza, but so far only the Cotati City Council has made the move. (Source: Healdsburg TribuneSonoma County for Palestine via Facebook & Love & Light via Instagram & General Dynamics & Press Democrat & ABC7)

Celebrate Earth Day & Arbor Day in the North Bay

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It’s the greenest weekend of the year in wine country. Between 4/20 yesterday and Earth Day tomorrow, local environmentalists and stoners — you gotta know there’s some crossover — are finding all sorts of ways to celebrate. (Especially since the entire “4/20” concept originated right here in the North Bay, at a high school in Marin!) Not trying to give you FOMO, but there were a bunch of really fun-looking events for 4/20 yesterday — like a big block party at a cluster of venues in Healdsburg, and mini festivals at Courthouse Square in Santa Rosa and the Oxbow Commons in Napa. Cannabis shops across Sonoma and Napa counties made a whole thing out of it, too, hosting live music and handing out goodie bags and the like. There was also the big, all-day Butter & Eggs Day parade and fair in Petaluma yesterday — which wasn’t 4/20 or Earth Day related, but organizers did at least try to give the event a “greener pastures” sustainability angle. Lastly, the iconic pink-and-white Monte Rio Theater along the lower Russian River, which has been trying to raise money to stay open, hosted a blowout “4-20 Earth Day Family Fun Music and Movie Festival” and fundraiser all yesterday, with live reggae and a Doors cover band. Now here are some of the events happening for Earth Day today: More than 2,000 people are expected to flock to the Healdsburg plaza between 12 p.m. and 4 p.m. for the town’s second annual Climate Fest, with 70-plus booths, some offering plant starts and free food, and a mini “transit fair” where you can try out alternate modes of transportation. If you hurry, you can also tag along on a 5k walk/run this morning in Healdsburg, starting at 9 a.m. in the plaza, to kick off the festival. As the event’s big climax moment at 2 p.m., organizers will launch a massive balloon made from thousands of used plastic bags (see pic below). Meanwhile, to the east, the Napa County Bicycle Coalition is inviting everyone to an “environmental art bike ride” at 12:30 p.m. through Wetlands Edge Park in American Canyon — part of a larger Earth Day celebration at the park today that also includes a bird walk and plant tour. And if you don’t get around to doing something earthy this weekend, never fear: You’ll get another chance to clear your conscience and go all-out Greta at a couple of events for Arbor Day next weekend. In Sonoma County, there will be a Tree Fest at Prince Park on the east side of Petaluma next Saturday from 11 a.m. to 3 p.m., where you can “enjoy food, music and art activities while you learn from local tree experts about the future of Petaluma’s urban forest.” And that same day in Napa County, the second annual Climate Solutions Showcase will take over the American Legion Hall in Napa. “An exciting array of equipment will be on display, along with demonstrations,” organizers say. (Source: Bohemian & City of Petaluma via Facebook & Healdsburg Tribune & Climate Action Healdsburg & Napa County Bicycle Coalition via Facebook)

Hellbender Releases ‘Scumlordz’ EP

Show & party at Phoenix for 4/20

Sonoma County-based metal bands of all styles come and go, but the four guys in Hellbender have always been inclusive when it comes to playing shows and have outlasted many others.

Rather than bringing a homogeneous cast out each and every time they play, Hellbender’s varied bills are what makes them a veritable live force and bring back their own and newbie fans time and time again.

With its four members part of many well-known and lesser-known bands, Hellbender’s strength lies in its members’ myriad influences. And although at first listen most would categorize their music as metallic hardcore, upon further inspection the guys are doing something much bigger with nods to classic thrash and New York’s underground punk scene.

And with a brand new EP waiting in the wings, the band is looking to play more in 2024 and, more importantly, broaden their fan-base playing coveted support slots with national acts when possible.

At present, Hellbender is rounded out by core members Eric Lee (bass), Greg “Clee” Clecak (guitar) and vocalist Bill Scheffler. Their latest addition is drum phenomenon Eric Strand. For those not in the know, Lee was part of Petaluma Junior High’s first metal band to play a talent show, the much-talked-about Sacrilege featuring the late Miles McNaught (also from Accolades) on guitar.

Bohemian: You guys have been around for a minute. Hellbender started in what year?

Eric Lee: Clee and myself started this band back in 2012, with Billy joining shortly after. We wanted to be the heaviest thing around, and that has always been the focus. We have been through six drummers, but not by choice. Our current drummer, Eric Strand, we have known since the ’80s.

B: For the newbies out there, what were members’ previous bands?

EL: I’ve been playing with guitarist Clee since 1996, including Porterhouse, Wingnut and Crimeseen. I was also in Accolades and an extreme metal duo called Concoction. Bill has been in several bands, such as Indulgence, Seeds of Hate, Bombsquad 707 and S.E.E.D. Eric (Strand) has been in too many bands to name, but he’s mostly known as a former member of Engage, Victims Family, Roadside Bombs, Closing In and is currently playing with Lucky Ol’ Bones.

B: What is the title of the new CD, and will it be pressed on vinyl as well?

EL: The EP is called Scumlordz. It’s a title that had been floating around since the beginning of the band. I would love to get it out on vinyl, but we are going to wait on that for now.

B: How many songs didn’t make the record? Where did those riffs initially come from?

EL: This was all new music. All five songs made the cut and we didn’t really have anything else. It was stuff I wrote during the pandemic that was recorded on my iPhone. Clee also had a bunch of new riffs, so we would get together at his house and try to organize parts before we played it with everyone. Riffs would also come up in the practice sessions. It was very much a group effort. We wrote with Eric (Strand) for about a year. The whole thing takes time and you have to try different ideas and melodies to hear and feel what works. We also used Dropbox a lot. Songs got rearranged a dozen ways.

B: You’re also playing a huge 8-band bill at the UC Theatre with New York’s Biohazard and Forbidden. How did that come about?

EL: Since we worked with Craig & Chris on the record, it was a natural progression to land a Forbidden gig. We are extremely honored to be part of the first Omega Fest on Saturday, May 4th. New York’s Biohazard hasn’t played here in 30 years. Also on the bill are Exciter, Warbringer, Hatriot, DeathGrave and Frolic.

B: Why the Phoenix Theater for your CD release show over other Sonoma County venues?

EL: Everyone in this band has basically grown up there, and we all have played countless shows since the ’80s. During the pandemic, we had no studio, and the great Tom Gaffey allowed us to do weekly rehearsals there until we finally got our own studio. The Phoenix is our home, so it’s a no-brainer to do a release party there.

Hellbender plays the Phoenix Theater, located at 201 Washington St., Petaluma. Supporting acts include Right To Remain, Here Comes The Comet, and Prostitution. Tickets are $12 in advance and can be purchased at thephoenixtheater.com. Doors open at 7pm, Saturday, April 20, and the show starts promptly at 8pm. All ages are welcome.

Galactic Gala: ‘Star Wars’ burlesque at Mystic

Every May 4th, a phenomenon sweeps the planet as Star Wars enthusiasts celebrate the iconic saga with the mantra, “May The Fourth Be With You.” The pun-inspired observance takes many forms, but Petaluma’s festivities are perhaps the most risqué as local impresario Jake Ward Presents returns with North Bay Cabaret’s 6th annual Star Wars-themed burlesque and variety show. As with...

DocLands, Star Wars, Shane Mauss

San Rafael What’s Up, Doc? What has 30 films, 49 filmmakers and 26 premieres? That would be the DocLands Documentary Film Festival, running Thursday, May 2 to Sunday, May 5 at the Christopher B. Smith Rafael Film Center. Opening the fest is Skywalkers: A Love Story. Don’t confuse this with another famous Skywalker from around these parts (looking at you, Luke)—no,...

Tik Talk: Global Warning

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To Edward Campagnola there will be no snow in this poem i grew up on the california coast sunshine, smog and optimism writers write what we know, they say coin terms and make clichés, turn clichés into new expressions… tree leaves crackle in the wind as my hand creates directly from my brain inscribing visions from inner thoughts and images making metaphors evocative… there will be no snow nor any ice...

Your Letters, 4/24

Penny for Your Thoughts The beloved 99 Cents Only Stores announced a wave of closures across California, Nevada, Texas and Arizona, totaling 371. First, these were NEVER “beloved.” These outlets were understaffed, the staff was poorly paid, and a recent This Week Tonight skewered the retail chain's “leadership.” Second, these outlets were placed in high crime areas and were a magnet for...

Free Will Astrology: Week of April 24

Free Will Astrology: Week of April 24
ARIES (March 21-April 19): Have you ever gotten your mind, heart and soul in sweet alignment with the spiritual beauty of money? An opportunity to do that is available. During the next four weeks, you can cultivate an almost mystical communion with the archetype of well-earned wealth. What does that mean? Well, you could be the beneficiary of novel...

Sonoma County ‘Factory Farm’ Ban Moves Forward With 37K Signatures

Sonoma County animal-rights activists are inching forward with a controversial initiative that would shut down any large ag operations in our area that qualify as factory farms. It's a "significant threat," the Sonoma County Farm Bureau argues, "to the livelihoods of local farmers such as Clover Sonoma and Straus Family Creamery, the availability of local food sources, and the rural...

Sonoma County Compost Project ‘Equal to Taking 1,500 Cars Off the Road’

Sonoma County government officials announced last week that they just wrapped up their first project using money from the Climate Resilience Fund — a pool of $10 million from PG&E, paid out by the utility company as penance for their role in the wildfires that ravaged the region in 2017. This first project, a half-million-dollar composting push, ended up removing...

Gaza War Protests Ramp Up in Sonoma County

It's been a big week for the local movement against Israel's monthslong war in Gaza, which has reportedly killed more than 30,000 Palestinians. After major anti-war protests swept the nation on Monday — including ones in the Bay Area that halted traffic on the Golden Gate Bridge and the 880 for hours, as activists reportedly chained themselves to 55-gallon drums...

Celebrate Earth Day & Arbor Day in the North Bay

It's the greenest weekend of the year in wine country. Between 4/20 yesterday and Earth Day tomorrow, local environmentalists and stoners — you gotta know there's some crossover — are finding all sorts of ways to celebrate. (Especially since the entire "4/20" concept originated right here in the North Bay, at a high school in Marin!) Not trying to give...

Hellbender Releases ‘Scumlordz’ EP

Show & party at Phoenix for 4/20 Sonoma County-based metal bands of all styles come and go, but the four guys in Hellbender have always been inclusive when it comes to playing shows and have outlasted many others. Rather than bringing a homogeneous cast out each and every time they play, Hellbender’s varied bills are what makes them a veritable live...
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