According to this casting call, Woody Allen will be filming a “daytime party scene” on Aug. 6 in Marin County, and he’s looking for extras! Here’s your chance to pretend to be high society while rubbing shoulders with the likes of Alan Alda, or Owen Wilson, or whatever rambling, hand-wringing doppelganger Woody Allen’s opted to play himself in this, his 4,345th film.
Allen’s looking for actors both union (probably not you) and non-SAG (this means you!). But take note—cutoff-wearin’ schlubs need not apply. Allen’s looking for “clean cut, sophisticated, conservative looking Marin types 30s-40s . . . Must have upscale attire options, suits, dresses etc.”
Why he doesn’t just go to Corte Madera and ask customers at Anthropologie is beyond me, but anyway, the job actually pays eight bucks an hour. You’ll need to be available all day on Monday, August 6. Are you in? Read up, log in, and sign up here.