When corporations fake it, even cars get dull
By Novella Carpenter
I want to have a blog. It would be part car column and part urban farming, with recipes, of course. I went so far as to click “Get your own blog” on my sister’s blogspot page, but the program wasn’t compatible with my Mac, so I didn’t get much further and eventually wandered off to make some cookies. You can see what kind of burning ambition I have–look away quickly, or you’ll be blinded.
Now my blog fire has been rekindled because of the recent Detroit and Los Angeles auto shows, neither of which I attended. I comforted myself with the fact that I didn’t have to go anyway because of the mighty blog.
Autoblog.com was all over the shows and included a great video of the now-legendary Jeep smashing through the window at the Detroit show and climbing that giant Jeep sign, with Chrysler’s head honcho alighting from the vehicle in victory. They also featured photos of the cute little Tilda (available in the U.S. in six months or so) made by Nissan. Other interesting models included Urge, Nissan’s concept car, that features a partially see-through door, cell phone docking stations and an Xbox gaming system. See, I really didn’t need to fly to either godforsaken city.
I just sat there and read the feeds while the crazy events happened, like the Chrysler Imperial’s tragedy involving a red carpet that wouldn’t stay down and Desperate Housewives‘ Eva Longoria flubbing her lines as Chrysler’s glorified car model. I love autoblog’s polls, too. Like the “Unfortunate or Fabulous?” rating of Chrysler’s Imperial, which found that 65 percent of the 3,000 people polled chose “Unfortunate.”
Blogs are refreshingly candid and aren’t as beholden to corporate automakers as standard auto journalists can be. However, auto manufacturers have caught on, and more and more they’re making their own blogs. It should come as no surprise these are being used as marketing tools, not necessarily for insider information. GM has a slick little number at http://fastlane.gmblogs.com. The tone is glib and cheesy, as this posting, supposedly written by Bob Lutz, GM vice chairman, but more likely typed up by a PR staffer at GM, proves: “If I had a dime for every time I’ve read the word ‘Camaro’ in your comments on this blog in the past year, I could have financed the concept car out of my own pocket! And I would have–I like it that much.”
Wow, it’s so intimate, so revealing, so funny! Barf.
Chrysler also has a few corporate blog sites. One is for the public use and is found at www.chryslerweblog.com. This site is a pastiche of faux-blog language, I found myself waiting to read “LOL” after some of the comments. Take this example: “You have seen the photos, now check out the video of the 2007 Jeep Wrangler in action. What do you guys like the most about the new Wrangler?” There’s just something so dishonest about a fake blog, what do you guys think?
Chrysler, though, has another blog, accessible only to media. I gained access today and had a looksee at www.thefirehouse.biz. It’s called the Firehouse because, according to the blog, at the Detroit auto show, the press hangs out, schmoozes and drinks free beer with auto execs in a remodeled firehouse. The blog assures us that it “will provide written transcripts of the executive interviews to make it easier for print journalists to pull quotes without having to listen to the podcast.” Oh, thank God, we won’t even have to think critically! But where’s my virtual beer?
What may be revealing is that Ford doesn’t have a blog site. Well, they did (http://blog.ford.com/blog.cfm), but it hasn’t been updated since late August. This would be my biggest fear in keeping a blog; they’re like a houseplant or a pet, you have to keep feeding it, or it’s dead. Perhaps the authors of the blog, the Mustang unit at Ford, all got pink slips?
I’ll be watching the Chicago auto show (Feb. 10-19) from the comfort of my computer terminal.
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From the February 1-7, 2006 issue of the North Bay Bohemian.
© 2006 Metro Publishing Inc.