The Killer Corn

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Granted, when 50 tortillas cost $2 to buy, and making them right can take a full day, practicality wins out much of the time.

But many diners only know the Taco Bell–ized version of the tortilla, and these flavorless vehicles for meat and guacamole just don’t give the ancient food that powered a civilization for hundreds of years the respect it deserves.

Like most cheap food that has been around for centuries, tortillas have hung around so long because they’re tasty, affordable, and have nutritious value. But, as with many modern takes on old standards, the popular version pales in comparison to the real thing.

To make a tortilla from scratch, one must start at the ground level. Burning limestone is a way to obtain lime (calcium oxide, known in markets simply as “cal”), which, when mixed with water, makes calcium hydroxide. Yes, we’re still talking about tortillas, and this is where science comes into play.

One cup of this mixture is poured into a pot of water and dried field corn, which is then boiled for five minutes before being left to sit overnight. The hemicellulose and pectin in the plant’s cell walls break down in the solution, and the indigestible hulls loosen. This is called nixtamalization. The calcium is absorbed in the corn and allows for the release of chemicals that allow for easier grinding and give the dough its signature texture.

Once drained, the bright yellow kernels are rinsed under cool water and rubbed together to remove the hulls. Not only does this make the corn palatable and versatile, it makes it less deadly.

In the mid 19th century, it was confirmed that corn was the cause of pellagra when a French campaign to eliminate the vegetable as a diet staple all but eradicated the deadly disease from western Europe. But it wasn’t until 1938 that American scientists discovered that niacin cures pellagra, and it was even later that nixtamalization, which adds niacin and other vitamins to corn, was found to eliminate the cause of the disease altogether.

And this is something Mesoamericans were doing in the 15th century. It took us over 500 years to figure out how to stop killing ourselves with corn. That’s how important this process is.

The corn’s now ready for grinding, but this can’t be done in a food processor. Traditionally, it’s ground with a bit of water on a large, flat stone called a metate. At El Molino Central in Boyes Hot Springs, this is done daily. (A “molino” is the name of the machine and the place where corn is traditionally brought for grinding, because to do large amounts by hand would mean an absurd amount of work.)

El Molino Central’s tortillas and chips are spectacular on their own, and instantly elevate anything that accompanies them. The restaurant takes pride in this—rightfully so—offering chips and tortillas to go at the counter.

Back to the tortillas (we’re almost done). The dough, called masa, is made into little balls called testales. Placed between two circles cut from plastic bags, it’s squished in a press and cooked on a griddle until a pocket forms in the middle. Now they’re ready to be stuffed (tacos, enchiladas), fried (chips, tostadas) or just eaten right away with a little bit of butter (heaven).

Wish I Was At Coachella!

Did your 2014 Coachella Wristband Ticket Box with stop-action video and radio frequency IDs get lost in the mail? Yea, so did mine.

But don’t trip on being broke and stuck at home. The first ever Wish I Was At Coachella party is happening tonight at Christy’s in downtown Santa Rosa, where homegrown boys DJs Sykwidit and E20 are going to spin everything under the hot desert sun, from Outkast and Skrillex to Chvrches and Little Dragon. Come get your dance on and don’t be like these guys. The North Bay’s baddest party DJs are gonna rock all the real bands you are gonna miss because you couldn’t decide what to wear.

Christy’s On The Square, 96 Old Courthouse Square, Santa Rosa (707) 528-8565, free before 10:30pm.

April 10: Anthony Jeselnik at Cotati’s Green Music Center

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Comedian Anthony Jeselnik might be a sociopath. That’s the only way to explain how the razor-sharp humorist could dare say the things he says on his Comedy Central show, The Jeselnik Offensive, or on his recent comedy album Caligula, or on his many appearances on shows like Comedy Central Roast. Finding the funny in tragic times comes easy to Jeselnik, and the comic brings a red-hot iron poker of mockery to the Green Music Center for a night of skewering satirical insanity. Jeselnik appears on April 10 at the Green Music Center, 1801 East Cotati Ave., Rohnert Park. 7pm. $20—$35.

April 11: Operation Jazz at the Healdsburg Center for the Arts

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Operation Jazz is a fixture in the Healdsburg area, a weeklong jazz studies immersion for music students led by pro musicians and capped off by a concert at the Healdsburg Center for the Arts. This year, percussionist and Operation Jazz educator Babatunde Lea leads an ensemble that will perform the music of Miles Davis and John Coltrane. Joining Lea are former Davis saxophonist Azar Lawrence, trombonist Angela Wellman and jazz pianist Frank Martin, among others, all of whom participated in Operation Jazz. Babatunde Lea and friends play April 11, at the Healdsburg Center for the Arts, 130 Plaza St., Healdsburg. 7:30pm. 707.431.1970.

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April 12-13: Apple Blossom Festival in Sebastopol

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Sebastopol’s Apple Blossom Festival is as American as a particular pie, and this year’s fest, now in its 68th year, celebrates the tradition and funky spirit of the weekend event. Adopting “Red, White & Blues” as the theme, the festival kicks off with a parade down Main Street on Saturday morning, and continues through Sunday with music from headlining acts like the Gator Nation Band on Saturday and Blues Hall of Famer Joe Louis Walker on Sunday. The Apple Blossom Festival takes place rain or shine on April 12—13, at Ives Park (Jewell Avenue and Willow Street) and the Sebastopol Center for the Arts, 282 High St., Sebastopol. 10am—6pm on Saturday; 10am—5pm on Sunday. $5—$10. 707.823.3032.

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April 16-17: Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde at the Robert Louis Stevenson Museum

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As universally known as Dracula and as terrifying as Frankenstein, Robert Louis Stevenson’s Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde has been the source of inspiration for a century of adaptations in film, television, theater and comic books. Now the Robert Louis Stevenson Museum presents the 1912 short silent film, Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, the first known adaptation of the novella and one of the first horror movies in cinema history. Allison Fox will be on hand for a discussion of Stevenson’s influence, which includes a look at the Bugs Bunny take on the classic tale. April 16-17. Robert Louis Stevenson Museum, 1490 Library Lane, St. Helena. 7pm. Free. 707.963.3757.

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Palm Leaves

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Sebastopol’s Palm Drive Hospital will likely close its doors by April 28 after the hospital’s board of directors voted Monday night, 4–1, to shut down core services at the cash-strapped facility. The board told a crowd of about 250 gathered at the meeting at the Community Church of Sebastopol that it had filed for bankruptcy protection earlier that day.

Hospital spokesman Marcus Young says the closure could last from three to six months, and the hospital might reopen as a different type of facility.

There are two proposals on the table: “One is a private surgery center that would look to offering some degree of emergency service,” Young says. The other, which Young has less detail about, is “more of a clinic-type operation.”

Palm Drive is a district hospital funded by taxpayers, which creates a different set of issues than if it was a private hospital. “If you look at the district hospital model across the country, this is the trend that’s happening,” says Young. Competition from Sutter, Memorial and Kaiser hospitals in Santa Rosa have drawn patients from the smaller Palm Drive, which offers fewer services. Palm Drive also has trouble keeping up with new, modern facilities and the equipment in larger, better funded private hospitals.

“District hospitals, slowly, over time, cannot compete,” says Young.

Palm Drive has seen a 30 percent drop in patients this year versus last. Forty employees were laid off in January, including eight nurses, and the hospital reduced its inpatient beds from 27 to 14. Last month, all employees at the hospital got notices of possible layoffs when the average number of patients per day was seven. So far this month, it’s 4.4.

The hospital is taking a $2 million loan from the county to transition the hospital into economic viability. The loan was necessary, he says, “in order to bridge to the closure.”

Officials said last week the hospital was losing almost $2 million a year. Palm Drive filed for Chapter 9 bankruptcy protection in 2007, when it was losing $500,000 a month and held $3 million in debt. It emerged from bankruptcy in May 2010 after selling bonds to pay off its debt, which by then had grown to $11 million. Less than two years later, in March 2012, the hospital announced it was running a deficit of about $850,000—instead of a projected surplus of $915,000.

Doctors and other employees offered suggestions on how to keep the hospital open during Monday’s meeting. “The board left that to be examined as they go through the process over the next few weeks or next few months,” says Young.

But he warned it might be too late for some of the suggestions. “It’s a district hospital supported by taxpayers, so there are probably issues of voting that need to be taken into account,” says Young. “That doesn’t mean it can’t happen; it just means it can’t happen within the three-week window.”

Asked if the public forum should have been held sooner, Young says the board didn’t foresee the steep drop in patients. “Even if they went into that process a year ago, it would have been a more difficult time to do that. Sometimes you have to get to a more critical point.”

Inpatient services at Palm Drive may close on April 21, and the emergency room is slated for shutdown by April 28. An ambulance will be stationed at the hospital for three months to assist emergency patients unaware of the closure. They’ll be transferred to other facilities.

If you’ve got a better idea, hospital officials are fielding suggestions from the public at Th*******@***************al.com. If you’ve got ideas, let us know at le*****@******an.com

Ghost in the Mirror

Mike Flanagan’s frightening Oculus mashes two masterpieces, Kubrick’s Shining and “The Haunted Mirror” (from the 1945 horror classic Dead of Night), while staying deep in the territory of
The Turn of the Screw.

This is a horror film so well-crafted that it can tell you the terrifying things it’s going to do and still make you jump when it does them. The essence of the film is whether a brother and a sister can agree on what they’re seeing, right when it is key for their sanity and survival.

Kaylie (Karen Gillan) blames an antique mirror for the catastrophe that befell her family, who once lived in a suburban mini-mansion in the golf-course part of the South. She’s traced the history of the mirror to an 18th-century British nobleman, and discovered it has driven dozens to madness, self-mutilation and murder. Kaylie turns her family’s vacant house into a makeshift parapsychological lab, with closed-circuit cameras, laptops and a trap that can break the glass with one flick of a button.

“We’re holding a gun to its head,” Kaylie says to estranged brother Tim (Brenton Thwaites), who provides the “there must be some rational explanation” dialogue, though we know better. The mirror beguiles and warps time, forcing brother and sister to rewatch the mental collapse of their father (Rory Cochrane) and the demise of their mother (Katee Sackhoff of Battlestar Galactica).

For women,

Oculus‘ theme of a daughter trying to avoid the fate of her mother might make this a more interesting horror film than most. Sackhoff carries the weight of the film’s pity and perverse sensuality; she’s a housewife/captive, in nightgowns and loose housedresses, but she’s also a strapping, red-haired woman with a Gothic tattoo on one arm. And Gillan’s rapid-fire dialogue and intensity make the daughter a heroine to root for, even if you’re not sure she’s sane.

‘Oculus’ opens Friday, April 11, at Boulevard 14 Cinemas, 200 C St., Petaluma. 707.762.7469.

Mining Beercraft

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The craft-beer category is big, fast and out of control.

Witness this bottle of Lair of the Bear Russian imperial stout by Mammoth Brewing, a 9.5-er, which snags my eye from the shelves of Beercraft, a craft-beer shop with a gorilla of a logo that’s wedged between a dive shop and a performance motorcycle shop—Mammoth Motorsports—on Commerce Boulevard facing fast-moving freeway traffic in Rohnert Park. Screen-printed on a bottle of Lair of the Bear, text says it’s aged in “Heavenly Hills” bourbon barrels. That’s a small typo; the label meant to say “Heaven Hills,” as in Kentucky’s famed Heaven Hills distillery.

In February, Beercraft opened a tap room featuring a rotating selection of 12 kegs. Co-owner JT Fenn has to keep alert if he wants to offer the latest and the hoppiest. These days, says Fenn, when distributors call him to offer a limited-release beer, the offer might stand for as few as the next 20 minutes.

The rest, he picks up on out-of-market road trips. Recently, Fenn picked up a Battle of the Brews winning beer from north of Chico; then, since he was more or less in the area, he swung by Arcata’s Redwood Curtain Brewing. Brothers JT and Matt Fenn choose which beers to sell, by tasting them in some cases; by rarity and “gut feeling” in many others. The craft-brew scene is, needless to say, a fluid situation.

There’s no TV in the taproom, just streaming music—’80s hits not guaranteed. The decor is late-20th-century rec room, with beer signs accenting the French-blue walls. “We’re not deep-pockets guys!” says Fenn, pointing out the rustic, $100 bar. And they pass the savings on: Goldfish crackers are free. It’s pretty low-key on a Tuesday evening, but Fridays can be standing-room-only, regulars attest.

Beers are available by three ounces or 12. Currently on tap, Bear Republic’s Tartare Rouge is an American wild ale with a lively, clean effervescence. Anderson Valley’s Horse Tongue Berliner Weiss has aromas of Sweet Tarts, flavors of apple cider vinegar. Moylan’s Lonely Tarts Club Belgian-style sour cherry ale is indeed tart, with a meaty whiff of jerky and oxidized cherry juice.

Smooth and agreeable, HenHouse Oyster stout is accented with a light, briny aroma. Later this year, look for Beercraft’s own imperial stout that they’re crafting with Woodfour Brewing. It’ll be aged in used rum barrels, maybe bourbon barrels, too. After drinking the Lair of the Bear imperial stout, I just can’t hang on to the details.

Beercraft, 5704 Commerce Blvd., Rohnert Park. Monday–Saturday, 11am–8pm; Sunday, 11am–5pm. 707.206.9440.

Dharma Bummer

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The mission to repopulate the world of Tibetan Buddhist texts begins, in a way, in Cazadero.

The Yeshe De Tibetan Text Preservation Project is a nonprofit organization dedicated to bringing back sacred texts destroyed by the Chinese takeover of Tibet in 1951. In this modern world, that requires a printing press and major distribution—and there’s the problem, at least for one resident.

“We do not oppose Dharma [Publishing’s] mission; we think it’s a fine thing that they’re doing,” says Cazadero resident Mike Singer. “What we do oppose is where they’re doing the mission.” The 120-acre spiritual retreat, located 10 miles north of Fort Ross, is not the right place for a printing press, he says, because the rural roads aren’t meant to handle shipping trucks making two trips per day.

When Dharma Publishing was awarded a use permit in 2012 to operate at a spiritual retreat center in the hills of Cazadero, Singer filed an appeal. He says the county’s general plan does not allow for such large printing presses in this instance, and lists several violations of the municipal code. The Sonoma County Board of Supervisors met Tuesday to discuss the appeal. (The outcome is available at Bohemian.com.)

Under a conditional use permit issued in 2004, Dharma Publishing was allowed to operate an 18,000-square-foot printing press as an ancillary operation to Ratna Ling, a Buddhist retreat center (both fall under the umbrella of Tibetan Nyingma Institute in Berkeley). Singer claims Ratna Ling has been in violation of its use permit since 2007, when the printing operation tripled its output with new equipment and more workers.

“Our main concern is they relocated a major industrial press into an RRD [resource and rural development] zone,” says Singer.

One reason for the move is the proximity to Ratna Ling. Volunteers living at the retreat can work at the press through a work-study program. It’s essentially free labor in a trade-style agreement.

“We negotiated with them four or five times,” Singer says. “They said, ‘We have to make it clear here: the printing operations will never be on the table for discussion.’ They don’t give reasons.”

The Sonoma County Board of Zoning Adjustment recommended approval in 2012. Singer’s complaints were not discussed at that meeting because the board lost the notes of its field inspection. He has since resubmitted them.

A March 19 memo from Sonoma County Building and Safety Division manager Ben Neuman, explains that most of Singer’s complaints have been addressed by the applicant. But one condition of the use permit states that a commercial printing press is not allowed. Books, prayer wheels and sacred art are produced at the press and sold at the Nyingma Institute’s large bookstore in Berkeley, as well as online at retailers like Amazon. Depending on the final decision on Tuesday, “If sales and advertisement are prohibited, then this issue would become a violation,” Neuman writes.

The operation is not visible or audible from the road, says Singer. But it’s not just about the local residents. “It affects all the residents in Sonoma County because it sets a precedent,” he says.

Calls to Dharma Publishing were referred to their legal counsel, who did not return phone calls. County supervisors Efren Carrillo and Shirlee Zane declined to comment on the case before Tuesday afternoon’s hearing.

UPDATE:
After a 6 1/2-hour hearing Tuesday afternoon, the Sonoma County Board of Supervisors rejected an appeal to limit Dharma Publishing’s expansion. Most people in the packed room spoke in favor of the press. The 3-2 vote (Shirlee Zane and Susan Gorin voted in favor of the appeal) also allowed the construction of a five-bedroom guest house on the site, made temporary book storage permanent and changed the limit from number of books produced to limit on truck traffic.

The Killer Corn

Granted, when 50 tortillas cost $2 to buy, and making them right can take a full day, practicality wins out much of the time. But many diners only know the Taco Bell–ized version of the tortilla, and these flavorless vehicles for meat and guacamole just don't give the ancient food that powered a civilization for hundreds of years the respect...

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Palm Leaves

Sebastopol's Palm Drive Hospital will likely close its doors by April 28 after the hospital's board of directors voted Monday night, 4–1, to shut down core services at the cash-strapped facility. The board told a crowd of about 250 gathered at the meeting at the Community Church of Sebastopol that it had filed for bankruptcy protection earlier that day. Hospital...

Ghost in the Mirror

Mike Flanagan's frightening Oculus mashes two masterpieces, Kubrick's Shining and "The Haunted Mirror" (from the 1945 horror classic Dead of Night), while staying deep in the territory of The Turn of the Screw. This is a horror film so well-crafted that it can tell you the terrifying things it's going to do and still make you jump when it does...

Mining Beercraft

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Dharma Bummer

The mission to repopulate the world of Tibetan Buddhist texts begins, in a way, in Cazadero. The Yeshe De Tibetan Text Preservation Project is a nonprofit organization dedicated to bringing back sacred texts destroyed by the Chinese takeover of Tibet in 1951. In this modern world, that requires a printing press and major distribution—and there's the problem, at least for...
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