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The Enterprise is our own leaky American ship as we love to envision her, stuffed with benign, theatrically accented foreigners all pulling together. “My wee Scottish gran said, ‘You can’t break a stick in a bundle’,” says Scotty (co-scriptwriter Simon Pegg) in Star Trek: Beyond.

The latest in the sci-fi franchise comes out of the gate funny. Kirk (Chris Pine), a one-man diplomatic delegation, tries to return an unwanted cultural artifact to a planet of angry gargoyles. It’s the 966th day in deep space. “Things have seemed a little episodic . . .” Kirk tells his log wryly.

When the crew pull into Starbase Yorktown, there’s an emergency to deal with: a captain needs rescuing after she and her crew crashed on an uncharted planet behind a formidable asteroid belt. All the wisdom of Starfleet Command is present (Shohreh Aghdashloo is particularly good as a wise commodore), but it’s too bad Star Wars‘ Admiral Ackbar wasn’t there to warn Kirk.

The great ship is ripped to pieces by an enormous fleet of spiky fighter pods, leaving the crew shipwrecked on a rocky planet, with Spock badly injured. Help arrives from an alien scavenger, Jaylah (Sofia Boutella). With black terrapin stripes on her clown-white face, she looks like ’60s star Ursula Andress done up by H. R. Giger. The lord of the planet is a two-legged iguana called Krall (Idris Elba). He’s a minor Star Trek villain, but he fills the résumé as an asthmatic heavy breather who can growl the r‘s in “Kirrrrrrrrrrk.”

The Trek series is now like any other superhero series, with a wobbly range between the realistic and the ridiculous. But the movie is sworn to fun, and it delivers, with plenty of sci-fi drama and the long-legged Jaylah pouring herself all over the captain’s chair.

Strange, then, that the most emotional moment is the new Spock contemplating a relic of the old Spock—a photo of a group of portly men and one woman, in polyester and turtlenecks.

‘Star Trek: Beyond’ is playing in wide release in the North Bay.

Game On

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Napa Valley Museum curator Meagan Doud rarely encountered video games in her art history classes or her work with Bay Area galleries over the last 10 years. Yet her recent glimpse into the emerging world of independently created video games that break rules opened up a rabbit hole of curiosity.

“As soon as I saw one of these games,” Doud says, “I wanted to keep looking for other ones. I found this whole world that I tripped into that was extremely fascinating to me and changed my perspective on video games.”

Aiming to expose this new perspective to as many other people as she could, Doud curated Napa Valley Museum’s new exhibit, “Down the Rabbit Hole: Innovative Independent Video Games,” by assembling 10 adventurous games from artistically minded developers, and displaying them as fully playable gaming stations.

“They were games that were very different from what I had ever experienced in the classic sense,” Doud says, “a whole genre of games that was very conceptually driven, aesthetically beautiful and engaging with their narrative.”

Steering clear of the typical violent games found in the mass market, Doud reached out to developers with family-accessible games that showed a diverse range of visual and aesthetic styles, gaming mechanics, music and plotlines.

“Down the Rabbit Hole” features games like Braid (pictured), with an animated avatar who uses time manipulation to find puzzle pieces and solve riddles. There are also slower, exploratory games like Hohokum, made by British developer Honeyslug in collaboration with artist Richard Hogg, in which a multicolored serpent explores whimsical landscapes.

Other games in the show are much more narrative-driven and personal, such as Coming Out Simulator and That Dragon, Cancer, both of which tell true-life stories through simple, emotionally resonant, mechanics.

For this exhibit, Napa Valley Museum also teamed with Napa’s New Technology High School, showing work from students interested in game design who competed in various projects, such as 3-D digital modeling and creating in-game music.

The show also features a season of public programs ranging from film nights to hands-on workshops that focus on different ideas associated with video games. In September, a retro game marathon offers nostalgic gamers a night of classic arcade fare. And in October, a miniature city-building workshop for kids echoes the paper-tissue art seen in the video game Lumino City.

“I definitely think that video games can be an art form,” Doud says. “I think there’s also a serious cohort of developers not interested in thinking of games as art. That debate is fascinating, and it’s important for us to present the possibility that games can be art. Whether or not people believe that, I think they’ll find a new appreciation for aesthetics or education values.”

Woodsist Festival Relocates to Point Reyes

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It’s been a Big Sur tradition for six years, but the Woodsist Festival, co-presented by Woodsist Records and (((folkYEAH!)))) announced today that they have been forced to move the location of this year’s musically diverse fest–scheduled for today and tomorrow, July 26 and 27–to Love Field in Point Reyes Station.
The culprit is the out of control Soberanes Fire, which has burned more than 19,000 acres in the Big Sur area of Monterey County. With camping a big part of the Woodsist experience, Love Field–a longtime home for the popular Far West Fest–is able to provide. A free campground space is being offered to all ticket holders who won’t have time to book a hotel in west Marin County with less than a day’s notice.
The 2016 Woodsist Festival boasts a lineup headlined tonight, July 26, by Brooklyn’s lauded indie rockers Woods (Woodsist record label and festival founders), along with songwriter and former Kurt Vile & the Violators guitarist Steve Gunn, veteran folk songwriter Michael Hurley and others.
For tomorrow night, July 27, songwriter Tim Presley’s solo project White Fence leads a pack of performers that also includes former Modern Lovers frontman Jonathan Richman and more. Below is a copy of the full statement posted today on (((folkYEAH!))) and a full lineup. Tickets are still available here.

Stairwell Video Revives Lost VHS Rental Experience in Petaluma

Kids may find this hard to believe, but before the days of online streaming services like Netflix, people who wanted to watch a movie in their home had to drive to what they called a “Video Rental Store.” These stores contained hundreds of movies, held on giant black bricks called VHS tapes. Once a VHS was selected, the movie was brought home and watched on a colossal machine known as the VCR.

Crazy, right? Yet, we all did it, night after night. It was an American institution. We loved browsing the outrageous box art, turning the case over in our hand to read the information on the back and taking our selections to the front counter to rent the VHS of our choice for two-to-five days at a time.

Today, there are still a few movie rental shops like Video Droid and Joe Video in business, but they deal in Blu-ray and DVD formats. In fact, the last VHS movie release, “A History of Violence,” is ten years old and the last VCR-producing company in the world is set to shut its VCR-machine division down this month, meaning the format will officially become obsolete; a relic of a brief, yet glorious, time in film history.

This week, in honor of the end of the VCR, local conceptual artists Daedalus Howell and Karen Hell are hosting the nostalgic interactive art installation Stairwell Video, on Friday, July 29, in downtown Petaluma.

Located inside the stairwell of a century-old Victorian house, Stairwell Video faithfully recreates the ’80s VHS rental experience for one night only. Participants will get a store membership card, select a video and rent their movie. Limited edition “Stairwell Video” t-shirts and a popcorn and Champagne reception are also part of the night, never to be recreated again.

To reserve free tickets and receive location information, click here.

July 21: Chicago Cannon in Santa Rosa

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Born in Chicago on Valentine’s Day in 1968, guitarist and songwriter Toronzo Cannon has recently taken a place among other Second City bluesmen like Muddy Waters and Howlin’ Wolf. On his latest album, The Chicago Way, Cannon bears his soul and blazes on the axe for a hot and heavy debut on Alligator Records, the classic blues label that he grew up listening to. Making his way across the country this summer, Cannon fires into the North Bay as part of radio station the Krush’s backyard concert series and demonstrates the Chicago way on Thursday, July 21, at 3535 Standish Ave., Santa Rosa. 6pm. Free. 707.588.0707.

July 23: Ruby Celebration in Healdsburg

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This summer marks 40 years for Wine Road, the association of 200 wineries and 50 lodgings located throughout the Dry Creek, Russian River and Alexander valleys. The group is throwing a birthday bash this weekend called 40 Years of Cheers. Aside from a full supply of local restaurants and wineries serving and pouring, live music, arts and crafts vendors, local authors and community organizations like the Healdsburg Museum and the Wine Library will be on hand. Kids will enjoy the face painting and craft tents, and adults will enjoy everything else on Saturday, July 23, at Healdsburg City Hall, 401 Grove St., Healdsburg. 11am to 4pm. Free admission. wineroad.com.

July 23: Lifetime of Landscapes in Petaluma

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Known for his dynamically colorful landscape paintings, Sonoma County artist Jack Stuppin is getting a career-spanning solo show, ‘Past Tense, Present Tense,’ through Aug. 22. Stuppin, who spent many years as part of the Sonoma Four, a group of plein air landscape painters, hasn’t shown in the North Bay for five years. This new exhibit assembles work from throughout his career, all of which practically leaps off the canvas with exceptionally vibrant and engaging scenes of forests, meadows and coastlines. The show’s reception happens on Saturday, July 23, at IceHouse Gallery, 405 East D St., Petaluma. 5pm to 8pm. 707.778.2238.

July 24-29: The Write Stuff in St. Helena

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The 36th annual Napa Valley Writers’ Conference returns with a week of focused writing workshops and fellowships in a picturesque setting. But it’s not just for authors. The conference presents several public readings throughout the next week. On Sunday, July 24, Harvard Review poetry editor Major Jackson joins UC Davis writing instructor Yiyun Li at the Napa Valley College Campus. On Monday, July 25, Philadelphia-based author Brian Teare reads alongside University of Iowa professor Lan Samantha Chang at Beringer Vineyards. Merryvale Vineyards and Domaine Chandon in Yountville also host readings on Tuesday and Wednesday, July 26–27, and the conference continues until July 29. Readings take place at 7pm. $15. More info at www.napawritersconference.org.

Stairway to Menswear

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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome. Let me tell you a bit about myself. I’m a lady from Slovenia who believes, like my husband, that all that glitters is gold. And as some of you know already, I love to shop—and I love to shop for my husband. Won’t you join me on the stairway to menswear?

When we get there, you know, the store might be closed. And we know why that is. Because all the jobs went to China and Obama ruined America when he stood on that roof in New Jersey and praised Allah for 9-11.

You know, there’s a sign on the wall that my husband will build, and it says, “Mexicans are a bunch of rapists,” but you know sometimes words have two meanings. Just ask Bill Clinton what the definition of “is” is.

As I’ve traveled this country with my husband, it makes me wonder about the misgivings people have. I’ve heard the voices of those who stand looking, like a bunch of retard reporters—but there walks a lady we all know, and her name is Caitlyn Jenner. Join me on the stairway to menswear!

I have thoughts about things, and I get these certain feelings. When I look to the West, I see California hippies smoking pot, laughing in the forest and doing gay things, and my spirit is crying for leaving—to the real America of Slovenia. I’m the songbird who sings, and from my gilded nest I’ve seen rings of smoke through the trees—Pocahontas alert!

This is a campaign for the people, the bustling people and the hedge-fund people. So don’t be alarmed by the whispering lies in the wind. It’s spring-clean time for the Benghazi queen!

There are those who say that our shadow is taller than our soul, and it makes me wonder if my husband can sue them for libel. Won’t you join me on the stairway to menswear?

Melania Trump is a plagiarist and the wife of an American fascist.

Open Mic is a weekly feature in the ‘Bohemian.’ We welcome your contribution. To have your topical essay of 350 words considered for publication, write op*****@******an.com.

I Heart Merlot

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After a funny guy said something funny about Merlot in the movies, wine drinkers resolved: “That’s it! No more Merlot for me—I’m drinking with the funny guy!” Or so the story goes. Others blame Merlot for its earlier successes, which spawned a lake of insipid wine. (See Dining, this issue.)

Within a few years, I then tasted many a monstrous Merlot with pumped-up tannins. Subjective, anecdotal and based on some of the more inexpensive samples, yes—but still, I felt that wineries were going overboard to prove that, no really, Merlot can be just as serious (read tannic) as Cabernet Sauvignon! Which kind of misses the whole point of Merlot.

Sometimes a Cabernet is just a Cabernet, but just as often it’s a cigar. Critics love to celebrate cult Cab for aromas akin to cigar wrapper and cigar box, while boasting of its tongue-scraping tannins and recommending a gratuitously charred hunk of animal as food pairing. Here’s Robert Parker, enthusing about a 95-point Cabernet: “The roasted tobacco, cedar, scorched earth and creosote nuances are present, in addition to copious blackberry, blueberry, and cassis flavors.” Who doesn’t want their blueberry pie with a dollop of creosote? À la mode, at the very least.

Meanwhile, those of us hoping to actually collect on our Social Security some day have accordingly cut down on our consumption of blackened gristle, not to mention blockbuster Cabs. Merlot can be paired usefully with many other dishes, even vegetarian. “Merlot’s really generous in how it plays out with food,” says Dry Creek Kitchen wine director Rolando Maldonado. “It’s a very enticing grape.”

Rodney Strong 2013 Sonoma County Merlot ($20) Once a Young Turk of the new California wine, now an old standby, good ol’ Rodney Strong doesn’t seem to have fallen into the tannin-stuffing camp. The wine has a faint whiff of white pepper, with oily oak soon taking over on the aromatic front. The juicy palate, like the juice from almost-ripe blackberries, finishes on a note of iron that’s not entirely unpopular with fans of the “right bank” wine genre.

St. Supéry 2012 Rutherford Estate Merlot ($50) More evolved and more fruit-forward at the same time, the St. Supéry hides its 52 percent new French oak in gorgeous, classic claret aromas: sun-ripening arbor grapes, baked plums, licorice and more. It’s like feeling the roundness that barrel aging has imparted to the wine’s riper brambleberry flavors, without actually tasting the oak so much. Lush with dark berry flavor and unobtrusive in tannins, it hints at grip and sweetness and then fades away, leaving the palate not stunned but ready for another bite of something meaty—if not too awfully charred.

Engage!

The Enterprise is our own leaky American ship as we love to envision her, stuffed with benign, theatrically accented foreigners all pulling together. "My wee Scottish gran said, 'You can't break a stick in a bundle'," says Scotty (co-scriptwriter Simon Pegg) in Star Trek: Beyond. The latest in the sci-fi franchise comes out of the gate funny. Kirk (Chris Pine),...

Game On

Napa Valley Museum curator Meagan Doud rarely encountered video games in her art history classes or her work with Bay Area galleries over the last 10 years. Yet her recent glimpse into the emerging world of independently created video games that break rules opened up a rabbit hole of curiosity. "As soon as I saw one of these games," Doud...

Woodsist Festival Relocates to Point Reyes

It's been a Big Sur tradition for six years, but the Woodsist Festival, co-presented by Woodsist Records and (((folkYEAH!)))) announced today that they have been forced to move the location of this year's musically diverse fest–scheduled for today and tomorrow, July 26 and 27–to Love Field in Point Reyes Station. The culprit is the out of control Soberanes Fire, which has...

Stairwell Video Revives Lost VHS Rental Experience in Petaluma

One-night-only art installation recreates '80s-era institution by Daedalus Howell and Karen Hess on July 29.

July 21: Chicago Cannon in Santa Rosa

Born in Chicago on Valentine’s Day in 1968, guitarist and songwriter Toronzo Cannon has recently taken a place among other Second City bluesmen like Muddy Waters and Howlin’ Wolf. On his latest album, The Chicago Way, Cannon bears his soul and blazes on the axe for a hot and heavy debut on Alligator Records, the classic blues label that...

July 23: Ruby Celebration in Healdsburg

This summer marks 40 years for Wine Road, the association of 200 wineries and 50 lodgings located throughout the Dry Creek, Russian River and Alexander valleys. The group is throwing a birthday bash this weekend called 40 Years of Cheers. Aside from a full supply of local restaurants and wineries serving and pouring, live music, arts and crafts vendors,...

July 23: Lifetime of Landscapes in Petaluma

Known for his dynamically colorful landscape paintings, Sonoma County artist Jack Stuppin is getting a career-spanning solo show, ‘Past Tense, Present Tense,’ through Aug. 22. Stuppin, who spent many years as part of the Sonoma Four, a group of plein air landscape painters, hasn’t shown in the North Bay for five years. This new exhibit assembles work from throughout...

July 24-29: The Write Stuff in St. Helena

The 36th annual Napa Valley Writers’ Conference returns with a week of focused writing workshops and fellowships in a picturesque setting. But it’s not just for authors. The conference presents several public readings throughout the next week. On Sunday, July 24, Harvard Review poetry editor Major Jackson joins UC Davis writing instructor Yiyun Li at the Napa Valley College...

Stairway to Menswear

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome. Let me tell you a bit about myself. I'm a lady from Slovenia who believes, like my husband, that all that glitters is gold. And as some of you know already, I love to shop—and I love to shop for my husband. Won't you join me on the stairway to menswear? When we get there, you...

I Heart Merlot

After a funny guy said something funny about Merlot in the movies, wine drinkers resolved: "That's it! No more Merlot for me—I'm drinking with the funny guy!" Or so the story goes. Others blame Merlot for its earlier successes, which spawned a lake of insipid wine. (See Dining, this issue.) Within a few years, I then tasted many a monstrous...
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