Touring the Trees in Sonoma County

There are some questions one resents being asked. 

You may have had this reaction when someone annoyingly queries, “Would you rather live by the forest or the ocean?” It’s supposed to reveal the key to your personality, with extroverts choosing sky, sun, sea and sand, and introverts opting for the forest, with its dark shadows and silence periodically interrupted by sounds of mysterious origin. 

The fact that both forest and ocean exist—and right here, that chosen spot in all the world as far as nature is concerned, as Luther Burbank put it—we are clearly meant to experience both and the states of mind they invoke. The distant horizon where the sea seems to meet the sky speaks to our elusive ideals, while the dense forest that obstructs the sky encourages us to look inward and seek out the hidden caverns of our own souls. 

So in response to that nosey interlocutor asking me which I’d prefer, I’ll invoke the ancient law of the ternary. Everything comes in pairs, two sides to every coin, which are reconciled in a third thing. Which means my ideal home is on a cliff overlooking the ocean with a forest in my backyard. Which is essentially what Sonoma County is, except you may tend to overlook the woodlands, which require a bit more effort to experience than a drive to the coast and two-minute walk from parking lot to water. 

By forest I don’t mean “nature”—brown grassy hills spotted with brittle gray trees—but the lush and dense places where wooden sentinels block out the sunlight and primordial sensations get kindled. In spots like this, it’s as if an ancestral spirit inside of us awakens and pulls on the leash held by our digital-downer selves, wild-eyed and manic at the prospect of roaming free in its natural habitat.

World mythologies attribute a living spirit-energy to the forest, and the imagination of peoples across the globe has devised all kinds of creatures and treasures hidden within it, but you don’t need great courage to enter your local forests. There are no witches, trolls or werewolves, and while BigFoot has been sighted not too far from here, he hasn’t been seen recently. And you don’t even need to take a vacation day; all you need is a couple of hours and a willingness to become invigorated. 

Located halfway between Santa Rosa and Calistoga, Petrified Forest is a sun-drenched spot, but as it actually has “forest” in its name, we could hardly leave it out. The surrounding hills provide the dense forested feeling we’re after, with towering redwoods stretching up to the clouds. Tucked away in a private residence is an assemblage of petrified trees extremely rare and fascinating to contemplate. 

Nearby Mount St. Helena was once an active volcano, which erupted cataclysmically some 3.4 million years ago, burying the area in ash. During the eons that followed, Mother Nature became Medusa and turned trees to stone, which were eventually discovered in 1871 by a Swedish homesteader now known affectionately as Petrified Charley, and immortalized by the author Robert Louis Stevenson. The fallen rock-trees are eerie to touch and more than capable of fueling reveries of how nature contains bizarre secrets for—under the right conditions—turning something into something else.

The colossal trees in Guerneville’s Armstrong Woods aren’t millions of years old, only a thousand, but are equally as fascinating, for these trees have not been preserved in stone, but are actually still living. Returning to Sonoma County after 20 years away, this was my most breathtaking re-discovery of the natural wonders of my home environs. 

The deep, dark redwood forest is absolutely majestic, its crown the 1,400-year-old, 30-story tree named for Colonel Armstrong, who sought to protect this special place in the 1870s. Losing Armstrong Woods to fire is something too tragic to even contemplate, so let’s not and hope that this gorgeous grove stands forever. You won’t, however, so don’t put off a visit any longer. If you haven’t been in longer than you remember, prepare to be awestruck, one of the noblest of human sentiments. Fellow visitors playing with their phones and yapping inane chit chat might as well not even be there, and frankly they’re not, for their mind is elsewhere and their soul is asleep. 

I’ve always been unmoved by the drive along Highway 12 from Santa Rosa to Sonoma, for wine may be delightful to drink, but watching it grow on brown hills is deadly dull. Yet a mere 10 minutes from the highway in Glen Ellen lies another world, the deep archetypal forest on the vast property that once belonged to author Jack London. The only complaint here is that one burns a certain amount of time and fuel just getting from the state park’s parking lot into the dense part of the forest.

Such is not the case with several entry points into Annadel-Trione State Park, where you can skip the moss-covered oaks and brown grass and go straight to the lush parts. I first discovered the park 30 years ago, and it soon became Mother Nature-as-mistress. When I was young, I’d bike through her in search of fast thrills, but made sure not to go too often nor map Lady Annadel’s contours too closely, so that she would always maintain her secrets. 

These days I prefer to walk the trails in a meditative frame of mind, stopping frequently to appreciate the fleeting vistas that, even at a hiking pace, are gone in a heartbeat if you’re not paying attention. This is the easiest forest escape from the central point of Santa Rosa, and after a stressful day at work you can leave it all behind and disappear into the forest. Try this easy-access, one-hour woodland escapade selected just for you. 

From Montgomery Drive, take the Channel Drive entrance and follow it all the way to the parking lot at the end, which is just steps from Richardson Trail. Proceed along the trail’s mild incline until you reach the u-turn that heads up the hill. This is a bit steep, but is comfortably wide and flat, so no foot-torture and lower-back strain like you get on Two Quarry Trail nearby. 

The beauty and solace really begins when you reach the fork at the top and descend down Steve’s Trail, which is narrow and bicycle-free. You’re likely to be the only one, and the area is dense with towering trees and lush with ferns. Take in the beauty and solitude and see where your thoughts take you. By the time you complete the loop and come out where you started, you might just feel a fresh perspective on life, what you want from it and how to go about getting it.

In addition to being a butchery of the language of Shakespeare, “staycation” is also a mediocre concept. “Permanent vacation” is a much higher aspiration, and Sonoma County’s aesthetic escapes are always here waiting to delight and inspire those capable of appreciating them, who never take something glorious for granted, and who’ve trudged to the ends of the earth only to learn the invaluable lesson that there’s no place like home. 

Culture Crush: BUGBEE BOPS

SonomaArt Appreciation

Join the Sonoma Valley Museum of Art this Wednesday for the monthly Look Club, focused this month on art in the current exhibition, Out of Our Minds: Clayton Bailey and Tony Natsulas. Look Club offers a fun opportunity to explore and discuss the exhibition’s pieces in more detail, with fellow art appreciators, SVMA docents and wine! Out of Our Minds: Clayton Bailey and Tony Natsulas is a dynamic and playful show of two major Bay Area ceramicists. Both practice a satirical, often irreverent style of ceramics born out of California Pop Art and often known as Funk Art. Dada and California traditions can both be seen in these inimitable pieces. Join Look Club Wednesday, April 13 at Sonoma Valley Museum of Art, 551 Broadway, Sonoma. 6pm. $10 general admission. Register online at svma.org 

Rohnert ParkBitter Buddha 

Head out for an evening of good eats and great laughs from Barrel Proof Comedy and DNA this Thursday. Eddie Pepitone, from Conan, It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia and the Sarah Silverman Show takes the stage with his signature dark and wise comedy. Pepitone has been hailed as a cross between Eckart Tolle, Don Rickles and Jackie Gleason. He channels blue collar rage, cynical enlightenment, furious cultural perspective and self doubt, all in one dynamite show that will invoke both contemplation and laughter. The evening also includes a multi-course dinner with multiple different entree options, including rigatoni with sausage and stuffed breast of chicken. This will be a night to remember; don’t miss it! Thursday, April 14, at Sally Tomatoes, 1100 Valley House Dr, Rohnert Park. 7-9pm. Tickets from $20-55. www.barrelproofcomedy.com 

HealdsburgBugbee Bangs 

This Friday, get in the groove with Todd Bugbee and the Bugbee Project. Hailing from Petaluma, front man Todd Bugbee is joined by a group of fellow rockers—Emily Froberg on guitar and vocals, Fran Vives on keys and Alex Garcia on saxophone —for a night of movin’ and shakin’ at Elephant in the Room in Healdsburg. Bugbee himself composes all the music, and creates sounds from reggae to rock to funky blues and soul. Elephant in the Room is a rocking venue captained by proprietors KC Moss and Paul Stokeld—Mosso is a legendary barperson and event promoter of nearly 30 years and Stokeld is a beer aficionado who opened the beloved Toad in the Hole in Santa Rosa. These two have brought their connections and venue sensibility to their venue, which boasts a beer garden with outdoor music in the summer, and an inside stage. Check out the Bugbee Project Friday, April 15, at Elephant in the Room, 177 Healdsburg Ave, Healdsburg. 8-11pm. $10. www.elephantintheroompub.com

Tomalas Drag Brunch 

This brunch is going to be one for the books. Get tickets while they last for this Saturday’s Dolly’d Up Drag Brunch! Hosted by drag queen Ava Lashay—the Doll of the East Bay—and the William Tell Cowgirls, this event picks up participants from their location in either Oakland or San Francisco in a Dolly Parton-themed party bus. Ride up spectacular Highway One in this party bus, as dragged out and boozy as desired, and get ready for the main event upon arrival at the William Tell House in Tomales, the oldest bar in West Marin. Upon arrival, guests will be served Dolly-themed mimosas or bloody Mary’s, a delicious brunch and the drag show of their life from this inimitable team of queens. Cash is recommended to tip the performers, and a bus ride back to all pick up destinations is provided! DJ Romii will be spinning beats, and more fun won’t be had anywhere else this Saturday. Get Dolly’d Up Saturday, April 16 at The William Tell House, 26955 State Route 1, Tomales. 11am-4pm. $10. Information at tickets at williamtellhouse.com 

Free Will Astrology

Week of April 14th, 2022

ARIES (March 21-April 19): “I have lived my life according to this principle: If I’m afraid of it, then I must do it.” Aries author Erica Jong said that. Since I’m not an Aries myself, her aspiration is too strong for me to embrace. Sometimes I just don’t have the courage, willpower and boldness to do what I fear. But since you decided to be born as an Aries in this incarnation, I assume you are more like Erica Jong than me. And so it’s your birthright and sacred duty to share her perspective. The coming weeks will be an excellent time to carry out another phase of this lifelong assignment.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): “Sometimes suffering is just suffering,” writes novelist Kate Jacobs. “It doesn’t make you stronger. It doesn’t build character.” Now is your special time to shed suffering that fits this description, Taurus. You are authorized to annul your relationship with it and ramble on toward the future without it. Please keep in mind that you’re under no obligation to feel sorry for the source of the suffering. You owe it nothing. Your energy should be devoted to liberating yourself so you can plan your rebirth with aplomb.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): “I am very much afraid of definitions, and yet one is almost forced to make them,” wrote painter Robert Delaunay (1885–1941). “One must take care, too, not to be inhibited by them,” he concluded. He was speaking of the art he created, which kept evolving. In his early years, he considered his work to be Neo-Impressionist. Later he described himself as a “heretic of Cubism,” and during other periods he dabbled with surrealism and abstract art. Ultimately, he created his own artistic category, which he called Orphism. Everything I just said about Delaunay can serve you well in the coming months, Gemini. I think you’ll be wise to accept definitions for yourself, while at the same time not being overly bound by them. That should ultimately lead you, later this year, to craft your own unique personal definition.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): As a postgraduate student in astronomy, Cancerian-born Jocelyn Bell Burnell discovered radio pulsars in 1967. Her supervisor, who initially dismissed her breakthrough, was awarded the Nobel Prize for her work in 1974—and Burnell wasn’t! Nevertheless, she persisted. Eventually, she became a renowned astronomer who championed the efforts of minority researchers. Among the 25 prestigious awards and honors she has received is a $3 million prize. I urge you to aspire to her level of perseverance in the coming months. It may not entirely pay off until 2023, but it will do so.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): “One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards,” wrote author Oscar Wilde. Let’s make that your motto for the next six weeks. If life could be symbolized by a game of poker, you would have the equivalent of at least a pair of jacks and a pair of queens. You may even have a full house, like three 10s and two kings. Therefore, as Wilde advised, there’s no need for you to scrimp, cheat, tell white lies or pretend. Your best strategy will be to be bold, forthright and honest as you make your moves.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): “In all the land, there is only one you, possibly two, but seldom more than 16,” said comedian and actor Amy Sedaris. She was making a sardonic joke about the possibility that none of us may be quite as unique as we imagine ourselves to be. But I’d like to mess with her joke and give it a positive tweak. If what Sedaris says is true, then it’s likely that we all have soul twins somewhere in the world. It means that there are numerous people who share many of our perspectives and proclivities, that we might find cohorts who see us for who we really are. I bring these thoughts to your attention, Virgo, because I suspect the coming months will be an excellent time for meeting and playing with such people.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): A team of biologists unearthed a fascinating discovery in Costa Rica. When the group planted a single tree in pasture land that had no trees, biodiversity increased dramatically. For example, in one area, there were no bird species before the tree and 80 species after the tree. I suspect you can create a similar change in the coming weeks. A small addition, even just one new element, could generate significant benefits. One of those perks might be an increase in the diversity with which you engage.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Smallpox has been eliminated thanks to vaccination, but it was once among the most feared diseases. Over the course of many centuries, it maimed or killed hundreds of millions of people. For 35% of those who contracted it, it was fatal. As for the survivors, their skin had permanent scars from the blisters that erupted. As disfiguring as those wounds were, they were evidence that a person was immune from future infections. That’s why employers were more likely to hire them as workers. Their pockmarks gave them an advantage. I believe this is a useful metaphor for you. In the coming weeks, you will have an advantage because of one of your apparent liabilities or imperfections or “scars.” Don’t be shy about using your unusual asset.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Sagittarian author Pearl Cleage sets the tone for the future I hope you’ll seek in the coming weeks. The Black feminist activist writes, “We danced too wild, and we sang too long, and we hugged too hard, and we kissed too sweet, and howled just as loud as we wanted to howl.” Are you interested in exploring such blithe extravagance, Sagittarius? Do you have any curiosity about how you might surpass your previous records for rowdy pleasure? I hope you will follow Cleage’s lead in your own inimitable style.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): “I can never rest from tenderness,” wrote author Virginia Woolf. I won’t ask you to be as intense as her, Capricorn. I won’t urge you to be constantly driven to feel and express your tenderness. But I hope you will be focused on doing so in the coming weeks. Why? Because the astrological omens suggest it will be “in your self-interest to find a way to be very tender.” (That’s a quote by aphorist Jenny Holzer.) For inspiration, consider trying this experiment proposed by Yoko Ono: “Try to say nothing negative about anybody: a) for three days; b) for 45 days; c) for three months.”

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): “I gamble everything to be what I am,” wrote Puerto Rican feminist and activist poet Julia de Burgos, born under the sign of Aquarius. Her gambles weren’t always successful. At one point, she was fired from her job as a writer for a radio show because of her progressive political beliefs. On the other hand, many of her gambles worked well. She earned awards and recognition for her five books of poetry and garnered high praise from superstar poet Pablo Neruda. I offer her as your role model, Aquarius. The rest of 2022 will be a fertile time to gamble everything to be what you are. Here’s a further suggestion: Gamble everything to become what you don’t yet know you must become.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Piscean jazz saxophonist and composer Ornette Coleman was a trailblazer. He created the genre known as free jazz, which messed with conventional jazz ideas about tempos, melodies and harmonies. In the course of his career, he won a Pulitzer Prize, Grammy Lifetime Achievement Award and MacArthur Fellowship “genius” grant. He was a technical virtuoso, but there was more to his success, too. Among his top priorities were emotional intensity and playful abandon and pure joy. That’s why, on some of his recordings, he didn’t hire famous jazz drummers, but instead had his son, who was still a child, play the drum parts. I suggest you apply an approach like Coleman’s to your own upcoming efforts.

Sonoma Valley Museum of Art Staff Unionizes

Labor unions are forming across the country, in both large scale companies like Amazon, REI and Starbucks and also in smaller organizations right in our backyard. Recently, workers at the Sonoma Valley Museum of Art elected to form and are in the process of implementing a union. 

In layman’s terms, a union is an amalgam of workers into a single body such that they gain leverage in negotiating salary, benefits and working conditions, and respond with impact if their requirements are not met.

After decades of labor retreat, 2022 has proved promising for unions so far. By April 11, 19 Starbucks locations had voted to unionize with dozens of other locations attempting to follow suit. Then, on April 1, the independent Amazon Labor Union made history by successfully unionizing a Staten Island warehouse. 

The fight is by no means over. Starbucks is resisting the upswell in union activity and Amazon is attempting to overturn the Amazon Labor Union’s victory,  accusing  organizers of using “intimidation tactics” in soliciting votes. 

In the wake of 2020, the realities of inflation paired with stagnant wages for many workers may fuel a renewed union push. SVMA’s unionizing staff, as well as a Cultural Workers United union representative, expressed this desire in a call last Thursday to discuss the particulars of their decision to unionize. 

“The museum structure isn’t working,” said employee and organizer Amelia Martinez. “Even before 2020, but especially in 2020 when the pandemic hit, the inequities within the museum field were really highlighted. It’s been known, but it’s particularly disturbing coming from the museum field [which] professes all these great qualities of diversity, equity and inclusion. So it isn’t working. We need a system that implements codified policy and procedure. At the moment, we feel very at the whim of management—what we do, how we do it, when we do it.” 

“When we look at the museum,” said employee and organizer Kathy McHoes, “we see a rickety structure that’s been cobbled together over decades through people patchworking policies and procedures. And it’s all caught up to us at this moment. Now that we’re talking and comparing experiences and finding that we all have wildly different interactions with the exact same people, doing almost the exact same job, and that doesn’t make sense. Through talking to each other, we were able to identify the gaps and ways that we can collaborate and start to work together cross-departmentally and across skill sets. The other thing we found out while talking amongst each other is that no matter what efforts have been made to create change over time, change has not happened. It’s not been enough, and that’s been the takeaway from many people we’ve talked to who have volunteered with the museum, worked with the museum or worked alongside the museum in the past several decades. So it’s not one director or one season of management—this issue has gone on over time.” 

“The truth is,” said Ashley Mates, SVMA’s union representative, “that when workers have a say in how the work gets done, it gets done better. When workers have a say in what their pay benefits and working conditions are, things improve, because there’s a sense of agency and meaningful connection with the work they’re doing and the organization they’re doing it for. More importantly, it creates a democracy in the workplace. And I think that’s why people are afraid of unions—democracy is missing and you don’t always get your desired outcome. But a high-functioning democracy does work.”

It’s understandable that workers would be interested in unionizing. After all, the workplace is where people spend the majority of their waking hours, for a significant portion of their lives. 

The week is only 168 hours long, and roughly half of those hours are spent sleeping. Of the remaining 84, just slightly under half is devoted to work—assuming workers don’t work overtime.  To feel that the place where one spends at least half of one’s life doesn’t weigh or value one’s perspective is not conducive to either a high company morale or maximized productivity.  

“Working 40-60 hours a week is a significant amount of time to give to somebody without having a sense of control over what that time looks like,” said Mates. “And you really wouldn’t do that with any other part of your life, would you?” 

Essentially, when the union is put into place at SVMA, they and the museum’s directorial staff and board will hold equal authority, allowing for maximum employee opportunity when negotiating salary, health benefits, etc.

As it stands, however, it doesn’t seem that SVMA is willing to voluntarily meet the employee’s union. 

On April 6, a group of 13 people, including representatives of North Bay Jobs for Justice, Teamsters, North Bay Organizing Project, and the North Bay Labor Council came together to politely and earnestly communicate their desire for SVMA to voluntarily recognize the union. Before visiting the museum, the group formally requested a meeting with museum director Linda Keaton. She seems to have ignored the request. 

According to staff members who witnessed the exchange, Keaton initially requested that the visitor’s services associate attending the museum tell the group she was not in the office, although she was. She later came down to speak to the crowd, telling them she was not available to meet. 

In the staff’s latest weekly meeting, there was no discussion of the plan to unionize, though this may not be a tactic so much as a legal decision on the part of the museum directorial staff. 

“It’s illegal for management to ask about union activity,” said Mates. “Usually, especially in new places, they’re told not to discuss it at all. It gets easier as the relationship changes.” 

Between those eligible to join the union movement—including seasonal, hourly, salaried and part time staff, the SVMA union holds a super majority—more than the 30% required to establish a union. This means that they can ask for voluntary recognition by their organization. If the museum declines to voluntarily recognize the union, employees can file for an election, with the hope that management will remain neutral throughout that process.

At the time this article is set to be published, the deadline of April 8 for SVMA to voluntarily recognize the union has passed. 

On April 11, Keaton and the SVMA board released a statement formally announcing their decision not to recognize the union. 

“If our employees choose union representation following an NLRB election, SVMA will respect that decision. Plans to petition for an election will proceed. The goal is to provide a sense of equity and stability to the museum’s employment structure, and the hope is that the process will be an easeful one,” the announcement states.  

Despite managements’ announcement, the SVMA union is committed to moving forward and is filing for an election with the National Labor Relations Board this week. Union representative Ashley Mates hopes that Keaton and SVMA will change their stance and choose to voluntarily recognize the union in a show of solidarity with the desires of the museum’s staff.

Sonoma Among Cities Resisting New State Housing Law

The state housing department is gearing up to send stern warnings to cities trying to skirt a new housing law advocates hope will bring more affordable housing.

Senate Bill 9, a state law that went into effect Jan. 1, allows property owners to build duplexes and in some cases, fourplexes, on most single-family parcels across the state. Cities, more than 240 of which opposed the bill, have pushed back against the state with ordinances that would severely curb what property owners can build.

The Housing and Community Development Department confirmed it has received complaints about 29 such cities it told CalMatters it plans to investigate. If it determines cities are indeed defying state housing laws, the department  will send letters that offer technical assistance, and request a plan to fix those issues within 30 days.

The first of those letters will be sent out “relatively soon,” according to David Zisser, who leads the housing department’s newly created Housing Accountability Unit. Zisser said he hopes the department won’t have to issue letters to all the cities they investigate.

“By the time we send out a few letters, my hope is that jurisdictions will start to see themselves in those letters and start to make corrections to their own ordinances,” he said.

If a second warning letter fails, the state attorney general’s office, with whom they have been coordinating closely, would step in.

In fact, Attorney General Rob Bonta has intervened twice already. Pasadena carved out exemptions for landmark districts within the new law, which could apply to vast swaths of the city. Bonta told the city last month they could face a lawsuit if they didn’t reverse course. In a response letter, the city’s mayor said they are in full compliance with the law.

In February, Bonta also called out Woodside, a wealthy Silicon Valley town that claimed its entirety was protected mountain lion habitat and therefore couldn’t accommodate duplexes. It quickly reversed course following the state’s warning.

Both cities were on the housing department’s list of 29 cities.

The state housing department doesn’t have authority to enforce the duplex law, according to Zisser, which is why the cities on their list will be investigated for defying the 16 housing statutes under their purview, one of which limits a city’s ability to restrict the development of new housing.

Who’s on the naughty list?

Temple City, a Los Angeles suburb of 36,000 with a median home value of nearly $1 million, crafted an ordinance in December—ahead of the law going into effect—with a list of more than 30 development and design standards property owners must meet in order to develop new homes under the state’s new duplex-friendly law. The purpose of the ordinance was not a secret.

“What we’re trying to do here is to mitigate the impact of what we believe is a ridiculous state law,” said councilmember Tom Chavez during a Dec. 21 city council meeting, in which they unanimously adopted an urgency ordinance limiting the effect of the duplex law in the city. He acknowledged the state may push back.

Traditional single-family zoning—with room for one house for a single family with a front yard and a backyard—is what has always attracted people to Temple City, said William Man, another councilmember.

“SB 9, at least in principle, is dismantling that before our eyes,” he said.

Temple’s ordinance says property owners must get rid of their garage or driveway before getting a building permit, and residents of the new unit will be banned from obtaining street parking passes. New tenants can’t own a vehicle and must intend to walk, bike or take ubers around the suburb, according to a planning memo. 

The city is also demanding that all new units meet the highest level of LEED certification, a designation typically held by premium office buildings like Facebook’s Headquarters in Menlo Park.

Finally, the new ordinance says new homes can be no larger than 800 square feet—also the minimum set by state law—and must be rented at below-market value to be affordable to low-income families for 30 years, a standard that is echoed across multiple cities’ anti-duplex law ordinances. A family of four would need to make $94,600 or less to qualify, and could only be charged 30% of their total income in rent, or $2,365 a month.

The affordability requirement threatens the viability of these projects, according to Muhammad Alameldin, a policy associate at UC Berkeley’s Terner Center for Housing Innovation who has been reviewing multiple ordinances for an upcoming analysis. 

While developers who build affordable housing usually rely on subsidies from the federal and state governments to operate, “These are just homeowners who have no assistance from their localities or from anyone, and lack technical expertise,” he said.

Another city on the housing department’s list: Sonoma, a historic city north of San Francisco known for its ritzy wineries. Besides requiring similar affordability covenants for new housing, Sonoma now requires that any prospective duplex property have at least three mature trees and 10 shrubs. The new duplex unit or singular house would have a maximum area of 800 square feet, and at least 600 square feet of shared yard space.

The count of cities with restrictive ordinances is higher among some pro-housing advocacy organizations, like the California Renters Legal Advocacy and Education Fund. They identified more than 55 cities by following city council and planning department meetings in which “it’s pretty clear the intent is to limit the use of SB 9 as much as possible,” said the group’s executive director Dylan Casey.

The typical median income across the 55 cities was $129,000, while the average home cost $1.9 million.

“With few exceptions, these are mostly the very expensive, very high- income suburbs that are rushing to prevent implementation of SB 9,” Casey said.

A few other cities have engineered creative strategies to work around the law without catching heat from the state yet.

Absent from the state’s watch list is Laguna Beach, a surf town in Orange County, which is playing with geometry to ensure property owners don’t split their lots, according to Isaac Schneider, co-founder of Homestead, a startup that helps homeowners develop Accessory Dwelling Units and more recently, split their lots under the new duplex law.

Schneider said the law’s power lies in lot splits, whereby property owners can cut their land in half to create smaller, more affordable parcels and thus spur homeownership. Laguna Beach’s ordinance says the owner can’t do that, unless the new lot is a perfect rectangle.

That presents an issue, Schneider explained, because the line for most lots would need to be drawn behind an existing house—in the backyard. But in order to have street access, as required by law, planners normally create a flag shape, with a driveway or other access point to reach the new house without demolishing the existing structure. (Sonoma’s ordinance also bans flag lots.)

The ordinance also requires the new lot to border the road for at least 30 consecutive feet. However, the typical lot is 50 feet wide in Laguna Beach, Schneider’s group found. That means if a house is situated in the center of the lot, a lot split would require demolishing the existing home.

“They’ve made a math problem you cannot solve,” Schneider said.

When CalMatters asked if these restrictions would render most projects infeasible, Laguna Beach Community Development Director Marc Wiener wrote in an email: “The intent is that subdivided lots have standard property boundaries and that there is adequate vehicle access to both parcels. Most lots are rectangular and meet the 30-foot frontage requirement, therefore it is not viewed as a limiting factor.”

While the duplex law was a nail-biter in the Legislature, and continues to incite resistance among cities, it has barely made a dent in housing production. Planners in Bay Area cities haven’t heard a peep from property owners looking to split their parcels or build a duplex.

Sen. Scott Wiener, a Democrat from San Francisco, says the law has only been in effect for 90 days, and resistance from cities is just a feature of housing legislation in the state.

“It’s not surprising at all that there will be resistance and cities will try to find loopholes,” he said. “We just need to enforce the law, and we now have the attorney general and (the housing department) willing to do that plus private litigants who will sue if need be. And if it turns out that there are loopholes that need to be closed, we can do that.”

But cities are also reverting to legal challenges. A group of four LA County cities, led by wealthy Redondo Beach, filed a lawsuit March 29 in Los Angeles County Superior Court against the attorney general’s office, claiming the state “eviscerated” cities’ land use control.

Bonta’s office issued a statement in response: “We look forward to defending this important law in court and we will not be deterred from our ongoing efforts to enforce SB 9 and other state housing laws.

This article first appeared in CalMatters.

Culture Crush for April 6-12

Kenwood | Folk Singer/Songwriter 

The much beloved folk artist Clementine Darling comes to Palooza Brewery and Gastropub with her inimitable, Ani DiFranco-inspired sound. Originally from Seattle, Darling busked her way to San Francisco in 2010 and found herself planting roots in Sonoma County. Since her arrival, she put out her first EP in 2017, entitled 11:11, and in 2018 Live at the Lost Church, which features tracks like “Roses are Red” and “Holy Ghost.” Darling sings from the heart and is part of the folk revival. Palooza Brewery and Gastropub is a laid back tavern scene featuring gourmet pub grub, wine, beer they brew themselves, and a relaxed, fun atmosphere. Check out Clementine Darling on Saturday, April 9 at Palooza Brewery, 8910 Sonoma Hwy, Kenwood. 12:30-3:30pm. www.paloozafresh.com

Santa Rosa | Hip Hop Listening

The Lost Church in Santa Rosa presents two groups, RnG and The3MysticMisfit! RnG is a Bay Area-based hip hop group of brothers Bt3 and Yung Zay, and formerly their cousin Lil Rube, who passed away in 2021. Together, this group plans to make it in the music scene, help their parents retire early and support causes from environmentalism to social inequity. Their goal is to support the improvement of humanity. The Lost Church is a nonprofit dedicated to supporting equity through performance, and keeping local performance spaces alive. They aim to create a network of performance spaces that can nurture and support the growth of local artists along their creative journey. Show is April 11 at The Lost Church, 427 Mendocino Ave, Santa Rosa. 7:30-10:30pm. $15 advance, $20 day of. www.thelostchurch.org

Petaluma | Women Artists

The Petaluma Historical Library and Museum opens a new exhibition, Finding Our Roots: Women of Petaluma Flourishing & Blooming Over the Years, honoring women’s contributions to Petaluma over the decades. The exhibit covers the many powerful impacts of women over the last 126 years, and the longstanding relationship between the Women’s Club of Petaluma—now known as the Petaluma Women’s Club—and the Petaluma Garden Club. Opening night celebration will include music performed by Homer Johnstone and Pamela Hechtman Sommer, with lyrics written in the 1800’s by Petaluma Women’s Club president Clara Belle Ivancovich. Opening event April 8 at Petaluma Historical Library and Museum, 20 Fourth St, Petaluma. 6-8pm. Free. www.petalumamuseum.com

Novato | Object Art

Marin MOCA brings another exceptional exhibition alive. The Potential of Objects opened April 2 and runs through June 5. This unique exhibition features 11 emerging Bay Area-connected artists, who use everyday materials as a means for exploring and expressing the human condition and experience. These works, in a wide range of mediums, from metals to fiber to found objects, are provocative and inspire such questions as: How does identity relate to inanimate objects? Can things connect disparate geographies, or past and present? And when does object making become an act of resistance? The show ponders the definition of “inanimate objects” and vital forces, inviting a closer look at the animate all around us, and some of the more pressing issues of our time, as they relate to our objects. Tours for this show begin April 6. Marin MOCA, 500 Palm Dr, Novato. The Potential of Objects, through June 5. Admission: $10 for adults, $8 for seniors and students. Free for members. marinmoca.org

—Jane Vick

Juke Joint: ‘Hank’ hits 6th Street

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Jukebox musicals tend to be happy, peppy shows, where the hits of an artist or genre are strung together with a minimal story to create a fan-pleasing production. But what do you do with a story that ends with its star dead in the backseat of a Cadillac? 

If you’re Randal Myler and Mark Harelik, you start with that depressing bit of business and then go back to the beginning, which is just what they did with Hank Williams: Lost Highway. Santa Rosa’s 6th Street Playhouse has a Michael Butler-directed production running through May 1.

Audio of a radio announcement of Williams’ death opens the show, followed by the introduction of Hank’s mother, “Mama Lilly” (Jill Wagoner). She starts reminiscing about Hank (Steve Lasiter) as a young boy, his mentoring by Rufus “Tee-Tot” Payne (local music legend Levi Lloyd), drives to honky-tonk one-nighters with his band (Michael Leal Price, Derek Brooker, Paul Shelasky, Michael Capella), his marriage to Audrey Sheppard (Jennifer Barnaba), and finally hitting it big after connecting with music publisher Fred “Pap” Rose (Peter Downey).

The second act brings Hank’s descent, the end of his marriage and the end of his life on that final road trip.

But, oh, the music that is played. You’ll hear all of Williams’ hits (“Lovesick Blues,” “I’m So Lonesome I Could Cry,” “Hey, Good Lookin,” etc.) and songs you might not have previously heard. Lasiter bears little physical resemblance to Williams, but he vocally captures the spirit of the hillbilly singer/songwriter and does fine with the character. The band is great, with Shelasky’s fiddlin’ a definite highlight. Lloyd acts as sort of a one-man Greek chorus, demonstrating why he’s one of the area’s finest blues musicians. 

Wagoner is solid as Mama Lilly (and is sorely missed in the second act), as is Downey as Rose. Barnaba does well as the woman in Hank’s life with musical aspirations of her own. Ellen Rawley handles her role as an exposition-spouting waitress with aplomb.

Even if you’re not a fan of country music, you might enjoy Hank Williams: Lost Highway. It hits all the right notes.

Hank Williams: Lost Highway runs through May 1 in the GK Hardt Theatre at 6th Street Playhouse, 52 W. 6th St., Santa Rosa. Thur., Fri. & Sat., 7:30pm; Sat. & Sun., 2pm. $32–$45. 707.523.4185. 6thstreeetplayhouse.com. Proof of vaccination and masking are required to attend.

Fantasy Fave: Word Horde sparks local imaginations

The quests of many fantasy novels lead to a specific destination. If you’re under four feet tall and travel barefoot, say, chances are you’re going to J.R.R. Tolkien’s Mordor to unload some troublesome jewelry. 

Readers of the genre of all sizes (but preferably with shoes) will be happy to know that a new destination awaits: Word Horde Emporium of the Weird & Fantastic, just past Rivendell in the shire known as Petaluma. Proprietor Ross Lockhart, a veteran bookseller and publisher, specializes in weird, horrific, fantastic and speculative fiction for all ages (including a “spooky kids zone”). 

The store quickly became a favorite of my 12.5-year-old son, an avid fantasy reader, who recently interviewed Lockhart for a school project. And since I’m not above cribbing notes from my own kid, I’ve poached from his interview for this annual Spring Lit edition.

“I have worked in a lot of bookstores over the years… I had in the back of my mind that I wanted to have my own bookstore,” says Lockhart, who had previously worked for a small press that met its untimely demise in San Francisco, which spurred him into his own publishing venture, under the Word Horde imprint, in 2013. “I was out of a job, so I said, ‘I’m going to publish books.’ And then this past year, just because with the pandemic going on and everything, we decided we were going to take that step and open up a bookstore.” 

Suffice it to say, it takes a particular kind of stoutheartedness to open a new business during a pandemic and with specialty products like horror and fantasy books and role-playing games. But the roll of the 20-sided die is paying off as fans, friends and families have embraced the store. Moreover, Lockhart relishes that he gets to “talk about books with people all day.”

On the horizon is a quest for a new space.

“Ideally, I want to find a bigger place,” says Lockhart, who’s on the hunt for more permanent digs (the sands of local real estate tend to shift under the feet of scrappier ventures). His ambition is to create “a good community hub.”

“They call it the third place,” says Lockhart citing the work of urban sociologist Ray Oldenburg. “It’s not your home, it’s not where you go to work, but it’s a place where you can gather and talk and create community.”

Word Horde is presently located at 301 2nd St, Petaluma. Visit wordhorde.com and weirdandfantastic.com for more information.

Rumor Mill: And other GOP flops

In case y’all haven’t heard yet, today’s hilariously hypocritical Republican Party of Matt Gaetz (R-FL), Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA), Lauren Boebert (R-CO) and her convicted sex offender husband, Jayson Boebert (R-CO Jail), are some seriously sick sex freak fascists who love to snort cocaine and attend orgies. Or so said the photogenic, paraplegic 26-year-old Republican congressperson from North Carolina, Madison Cawthorn on March 24:

“The sexual perversion that goes on in Washington… Being kind of a young guy in Washington when the average age is probably 60 or 70… you look at all these people, a lot of them that I’ve looked up to through my life, then all of a sudden you get invited: ‘Hey, we’re going to have a sexual get together at one of our homes. You should come.’ I’m like, ‘What did you just ask me to come to?’ Then you realized they asked you to come to an orgy… Some of the people that are leading on the movement to try to remove addiction in our country, then you watch them do a key bump of cocaine in front of you…” 

Religious Right founder and full-blown bigot Jerry Falwell’s so-called Moral Majority of the 1980s, which was politically triumphant in its time, has since then devolved into Jerry Falwell, Junior’s Immoral Minority of putrid perverts who misuse Jesus’ name to financially fleece their foolish flock. And you thought partisan political gridlock was the cause of the GOP’s long-standing inability to get anything done in Congress, but no–as it turns out, the real reason is these days the GOP stands for nothing more than Greedy Old Perverts. 

And if you actually need additional proof of the randy Republican Party’s prevalent perversions, I have but just two dirty words for you that sum up the GOP’s hypocrisy on this issue perfectly: DONALD TRUMP. Need I say more? I do? OK then, speaking of snorting cocaine, how about DONALD TRUMP, JR?

—Jake Pickering

Ink Look: For the Love of Tattoos

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On the day after my birthday, we got matching tattoos—see picture—and it got me thinking, about tattoos in general, and what a phenomenal fashion statement they are.

I have—as last I counted—nearly 40 tattoos. I love every single one, especially the three I did myself with a sewing needle and India ink. Since I was very small I’ve known I’d have a significant amount of tattoos, and used to tell my mother to prepare herself. She was always sure I’d change my mind, but 30 years and 40 tattoos later, we’ve come to an understanding. 

Before I dive into tattoo shops I love in Sonoma and Marin County, two things. First, as this is the literary roundup edition, my favorite tattooed character in literature is without doubt Queequeg from “Moby Dick,” whose tattoos are modeled after the traditional Māori Moko patterns—closely linked with an individual’s identity, as are tattoos everywhere. Second, tattoos are magnificent. Despite any judgment Puritan-influenced culture might try to place on them. I still sometimes get disapproving looks, or the occasional comment about what a shame it is that I’ve chosen to get tattoos. To this I lovingly say, thanks but no thanks! Catch up. 

So, if you’ve been considering it, go get tatted! It’s tremendously on trend at the moment, FINALLY. 

Here are two shops per county to start with.

Sonoma County

Hidden Coast Tattoo

Sebastopol 

Amazing ambiance and incredible artists, including Kara Ferro—a rad artist and badass woman. Go support her!

Faith Tattoo

Santa Rosa

Phenomenal shop owned by one Nick Paine, an all-around stellar human being. Faith is philanthropically-inclined—they just did a drive supporting The Living Room, a shelter for abused or struggling women and children—and full of talent. 

Marin County 

Spider Murphy’s 

San Rafael 

In operation since 1996, this shop is as fun to be in as rib pieces are agonizing to sit for. Go get some alchemical flash from Pavel Brodsky. 

Aces Over Eights

Petaluma 

A great shop in downtown Petaluma! Aces is a sweet vibe, and artist Danielle Holyoak does phenomenal butterflies. 

This is all for now, my future-tattooed darlings.

Looking lovely as ever,

Love,

Jane 

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