High Horizons: The Future of Cannabis

4/20 is the cannabis enthusiast’s equivalent of Easter, Earth Day and the Super Bowl all rolled into one big fatty. But have you ever heard of 421?

421 Group is a business consultancy based in Sebastopol with a focus, as its name suggests, on what’s next in cannabis. A few years ago, when I was—full disclosure—a strategy consultant for 421, the focus was on designing new companies and getting them through the new and evolving permitting processes at the state and local level. 

With the legal cannabis industry in a bit of a freefall over the last year, despite the obvious uptick in cannabis consumption, I reached out to my old buddy, 421 Group partner and COO Johnny Nolen, to find out what is next in cannabis innovation?

THC vs Entourage

With the concept of THC—the chemical abbreviation of the main psychoactive component of cannabis—rising to the center of collective stoner consciousness in the last decade, something has been left behind. It is called the entourage effect and comes from metabolizing THC in conjunction with other cannabinoids. 

“[Suddenly] it’s, ‘Oh shit. We took all the good stuff out,’” said Nolen, reflecting on the ongoing trend of higher and higher THC percentages. “You don’t have the same robust, wonderful full mind-body-spirit euphoria high from 99% THC…THC does one thing. It’s the whole, you know, pile of stuff that makes the different highs really interesting and enjoyable.”

Now the trend is heading in the opposite direction. Products like “live rosins [are] bringing more of the plant in,” said Nolen. Even though they have lower percentages in terms of THC, these ”broad spectrum oils, which are less refined and less distilled, [are bringing] more of [the full experience] back,” he continued. 

Trend summary: Cannabis has always been more than THC. Let weed be weed.

Nanotechnology: Not just for supervillains anymore.

Nolen’s other venture, which shares talent and DNA with 421 Group, is the Resourcery, a white label manufacturer and distributor. Have a dispensary and want your own brand of vapes? Cultivator looking to increase your margins with value-adding extractions? If so, check out the Resourcery.

“Personally, [one thing] I get really excited about when I experience it as a consumer is nano-emulsion of ingredients into edibles and tinctures,” said Nolen, before describing the process, which is more and more in demand for Resourcery’s clients.

“The delivery [of nanoemulsion cannabinoids] is so much more effective and efficient,” enthused Nolen. “It’ll go through the skin of your mouth. [They are] tiny, tiny little particles.”

This is totally different from the old-school space brownie, “Delta 11, Alice in Wonderland, edible 14 hours kind of experience,” laughed Nolen. “With the nano, it starts absorbing into your bloodstream as soon as it hits your tongue. [And] once it’s in your bloodstream, it’s like you vaped. [A] two to five minute onset for most of them, [with] a shorter [duration] of like two hours, like vaping.” 

This sounds good to me, since I have found myself too often at 7pm realizing it’s suddenly too late for my gummy. Said Nolen, “So you don’t have that, ‘Oh boy, man I got to go to work tomorrow and I want to get a little high, but I don’t want to be high for the whole rest of my life.”

More recently, the Resourcery team has launched Phytomagic, a new brand that adds technology upgrades to some long-loved west county Sonoma herbal infused cannabis tinctures, including those known as Granny Jane’s (maker of this writer’s anniversary night to-go, “Pan-nabis”). These tinctures, based on those classic formulas, now use the nano-emulsion tech to get you perfect quickly.  

“I think [nano will] be the standard within five years,” said Nolen. “Nobody’s gonna put straight distillate into their edibles anymore [now that] we realize we could have it this way.”

“Super exciting. I was just taste testing them, so full disclosure: all non-THC, but I have eaten a lot of herbal tinctures today,” smiled Nolen, cheeks possibly a little rosey over Zoom. “Lots of skullcap and lemon balm and ginger going on here. It’s warm and fuzzy and weird.”

Trend summary: Timing is everything. Soon you won’t need to pass a jay to get high together.

Economic Crunch

Cannabis is having a true renaissance in products, use-cases and technology. And legalization means one thing more than any other: that people are not being thrown in jail for providing the flower to those in need.

“I think we’re going to see that necessity is the mother of invention, [and] from this crucible of stress, the companies that do survive are going to really come up, really bloom,” said Nolen. Expect cannabis brands to “come out with a real strong core identity, and a real strong direction for where they’re headed after it settles back down,” he added.

“So to what do you attribute the economic pressures, the industry crisis?” I asked. 

“You know, some people are talking about how we’re now feeling the impact of the lack of cannabis tourism in California, and that an enormous amount of California’s cannabis industry actually came from people from out-of-state, coming in either to smoke pot on their vacation while they’re in this wonderful place or also just smoking pot while they’re on vacation,” said Nolen. In fact, tourism numbers throughout the U.S. have continued to drop even as recently as the first quarter of 2022, according to independent research by the website Destination Analysts.

“Some of the dispensaries have talked about as much as a 50% drop in sales,” said Nolen. “You know we can’t really parse out what’s [lost tourism], what’s increased competition as more licenses are issued or what. But that’s, you know, that’s drastic for an established dispensary to drop by 50%.”

“Another theory around, [and] it’s either interesting or hysterical in a sensationalist way, is that some cannabis companies are intentionally taking the Amazon approach of disruption, where they are bringing in millions of dollars of funding for the sole reason to bottom out prices to choke out smaller operators, [so] they [can] be [eating] up more of the percentage of the market, you know?” confided Nolen. 

That approach is definitely worrisome for a homegrown industry like cannabis, which has thrived by staying integrated with the communities it grows out of, whether Sonoma, Mendocino or Oakland. Communities have always grown and sold their own.

The Amazon model, like Walmart, is to undercut competition not just to increase market share, but to become the market.

That leads to “the real dark sort of like ‘cannabis noir,’ like foreboding, and everything is terrible, and all-the-characters-have-a-sad-ending kind of look at things,” said Nolen. “Of course, it’s feasible, a hundred percent feasible. I mean, Amazon did it in real life, in front of everyone, and no one said anything about it. People who have solar panels on their house still shop at Amazon every day,” he pointed out. 

Meanwhile Nolen said he has “known farmers that were selling their pounds for the value of the cultivation tax, basically plus like 10 bucks. So they’re making $10 in profit on the pound after the cultivation tax went through.”

Trend summary: It’s dark right now. Vote with your dollars to support the local experience you love.

What About Marin?

I asked Nolen what is going to happen next in Marin, if anything, ever.

“I don’t know. I’m not gonna hold my breath, I mean I’ve been in the industry for almost 20 years, and [all that time] I’ve been waiting for Marin County to become reasonable about cannabis,” Nolen said. If Marin is worried about crime and safety, Nolen pointed out, “Having safe, secure, intentional, tested cannabis available for your citizens is the safest route by far.” Meanwhile, Marin “residents are going to other jurisdictions to get this experience,” and taking their dollars with them.

Trend summary: Marin, the origin of “420” but really nothing else to do with cannabis, stays off the map.

PG&E Settles Wildfire Cases With $55 Million Deal

For better or worse, California’s largest utility company is here to stay.

Last year, Sonoma County District Attorney Jill Ravitch’s office filed numerous charges against PG&E stemming from damage caused by the October 2019 Kincade Fire, which burned over 77,000 acres over 15 days, triggering the evacuation of over 200,000 North Bay residents. In 2020, CalFire determined that the fire was caused by PG&E’s equipment, however the company was committed to fighting the criminal charges brought by Ravitch’s office.

Then, on Monday, April 11, Ravitch announced she had reached a deal to end her case against PG&E, northern California’s massive, investor-owned utility with a lengthy criminal record. 

The utility agreed to a pay out and oversight, with no admission of guilt. In exchange, Ravitch dropped criminal charges against the company. On the same day, prosecutors in five counties affected by the 2021 Dixie Fire also announced similar agreements with PG&E. 

Under the agreements, PG&E will pay $35 million to a variety of nonprofits in the fire-impacted communities over the next five years. They will also hire 80-100 additional PG&E workers in Sonoma County and provide funding for the Santa Rosa Junior College’s Fire Technology Program and a new utility vegetation management training program.

Most importantly, according to Ravitch, PG&E will be placed under court oversight and pay for an independent company to monitor the company’s wildfire safety work in Sonoma County. All told, the settlements announced are expected to cost PG&E $55 million over the next five years.

While acknowledging the deal would be criticized as inadequate, Ravitch said it was the “best we could [do] under the circumstances,” with the current laws on the books. Ravitch argued that settling now led to a higher payout from the company and would allow fire victims to close their insurance claims sooner.

In a statement following the announcement of the settlements, PG&E CEO Patti Poppe said “We respect the leadership of the local DAs, welcome the new level of transparency and accountability afforded by these agreements, and look forward to working together for the benefit of the communities we collectively serve.” 

All of this seems mighty familiar.

In January, PG&E was allowed to exit federal probation for its role in the 2010 gas line explosion in San Bruno which killed eight people. Judge William Alsup, who supervised the company through its five-year probation period, penned an eight-page statement about the United States Attorney’s decision not to request an extension of the probation period, despite signs that the company would “emerge from probation as a continuing menace to California.”

“While on probation, PG&E has set at least 31 wildfires, burned nearly one and one-half million acres, burned 23,956 structures, and killed 113 Californians,” Alsup wrote.

In March, the California State Auditor released a report finding that the state’s oversight of utilities’ wildfire safety work has been severely lacking. The report found that utilities are not doing fire safety work fast enough in high-risk areas and the California Public Utilities Commision, which regulates PG&E, “has not used its authority to penalize utilities when its audits uncover violations” in utilities’ wildfire mitigation work. 

With so much public animosity towards PG&E and evidence that state regulators aren’t doing enough to keep the company in check, Ravitch did not have an enviable job. 

In an effort to explain her decision making, she compared her settlement to previous wildfire cases involving PG&E and called out the decisions of other Californian politicians. 

At one point, Ravitch compared her decision to reach a financial settlement with the outcome of the criminal case in Butte County following the November 2018 Camp Fire. In that case, PG&E pled guilty to 84 counts of involuntary manslaughter and paid a $3.5 million fine. 

“Is [the settlement] perfect? Absolutely not. But I was not going to end up like [District Attorney] Mike Ramsey up in Butte County listening to the CEO admit responsibility for 84 deaths and then simply paying a fine and walking away. That was not justice in my opinion,” Ravitch said.

Still, the latest $55 million settlement is a small cost for PG&E. In fiscal year 2021, PG&E reported annual revenues of nearly $21 billion. Patricia Poppe, the company’s fifth CEO in five years, was paid $51.2 million in 2021, mostly in stock options.

And, Ravitch’s decision to drop charges before a full trial means that some evidence about the PG&E’s role in starting the fire may never become public.

During the press conference, Ravitch, who is retiring after her current term, also critiqued other public officials, including Governor Gavin Newsom, the state legislature, and state Attorney General Rob Bonta.

“I’m just a prosecutor in Sonoma County. I mean, if I had a magic wand and I could wave it, maybe PG&E wouldn’t exist anymore. But Governor Newsom has decided that PG&E is going to continue. So we’re going to continue to deal with PG&E in our community and this is the best way we could find to deal with PG&E and whatever impact their actions will have on us going forward,” Ravitch said, apparently referring to the Newsom’s decision not to take the company public in 2019 while it’s stock price plummeted.

Next on the docket was the state legislature. Ravitch suggested that, if lawmakers strengthened the penalties for utilities failing to complete required work, local prosecutors could more effectively hold the company accountable with larger fines or place PG&E under probation without the company’s agreement, an option that Ravitch says is not currently possible.

Ravitch also called out the top prosecutor in the state, Attorney General Rob Bonta. Bonta’s office, Ravitch said, had not offered any assistance to the local prosecutors facing off against PG&E. Why Bonta’s office did not help isn’t clear, however, it seems that Ravitch never actually reached out and directly asked for help. Instead, she was expecting Bonta to proactively offer assistance.

“In the past, if the attorney general has an interest in a case, the attorney general will step in and take it over and I think it’s fair to say that didn’t happen here. And it should (have) in my opinion,” Ravitch said at the April 11 press conference. When asked about this, a spokesperson for Bonta told a Marketplace reporter that Ravitch never specifically requested assistance.

No matter who is ultimately to blame—Spoiler: It’s a systemic issue—the latest settlement won’t solve all of PG&E’s problems overnight.

In his January letter, Judge Alsup estimated that it will take PG&E at least another seven years to adequately clean up all of the hazardous trees and vegetation in its coverage area, after neglecting to complete the legally-required work for decades.

Flea Look – Chelsea NY’s Artists; Fleas Market in Marin County

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Good morning, my darlings! How is everyone getting along with Wednesday? As this is now apparently a half travel half fashion column, I’ll update you on my location—Chicago, which is freezing and gray and a stark change from the balmy 72 degrees and gently swaying palm trees of Los Angeles. Take me back! I’m here for my brother’s senior art show however, and tremendously proud. He’s a gifted artist and one of my favorite human beings, so I’ll take the somber ambiance. It’s a mood anyway; I can get with it. Thrilled to report that when next I take a look at Look, it will be from the well-lit and art-covered nest of my home office. Hooray for homecomings!

To this week’s fashion affair. Is anyone familiar with the New York based market, Artists & Fleas? Prepare to be, because they’re coast hopping and can be found this week at none other than the Marin Country Mart in Larkspur, CA! Think The Barlow’s Way Out West Market, but with an NY flair. Quelle rêve!

Marin Country Mart has had an open air shopping vibe since 1975 and reps a collection of organic eateries, boutique fitness and wellness spots, independent boutiques and myriad events, all situated around a central courtyard overlooking the Bay. Very European.

Artists & Fleas is the flea marketer/thrifter/local buyer’s fantasy—vintage, hand tie-dyed surf ware, crocheted bikinis, handmade sustainable jewelry and more can be found here. So many cute and unique options will add a level of inspiration and intrigue to any outfit.

Don’t miss the looks, the vibe and the fun! Head to Marin Country Mart’s Artists & Fleas Market this weekend. Revel in the California sun—do it for me; I miss it! For info and times, go to marincountymart.com or @artistsandfleas + @marincountrymart instagram.

Looking phenomenal, everyone. See you next week!

Love,

Jane

 
Jane Vick is an artist and writer currently based in Oakland. She splits her time between Europe, New York and New Mexico. View her work and contact her at janevick.com.

Trivia

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1 California’s toughest maximum-security prison has what birdlike name?

2 What’s the current year, in Roman numerals?

3 British Queen Elizabeth II was born in London on April 21 of what year, whose digits add up to 18?

4 Cats have whiskers not only on their face and head, but also where on their bodies, and for what beneficial purpose?

5 After the American Civil War, 15,000 freed slaves left the United States to live in what African country?

6 Who was the first vice president in the U.S.?

7a. Today’s Russia was previously known as the USSR, an abbreviation for what 4-5-word name?

7b. The USSR existed for about how many years?

8a. This past year’s popular movie, Belfast, won a number of awards. In what country is the city of Belfast located?

8b. What world-famous singer/songwriter and former Marin Country resident was born in Belfast?

8c. The Academy Award-winning Best Picture from 2002 had a one-word title, the name of a large city, but not Belfast. What was the title of this Best Picture?

9a. What is the scientific name for the North Star?

9b. Seven of the stars in the constellation Ursa Major form what grouping, named for a household product?

10 At 16,066 ft, the Vinson Massif is the highest mountain peak in what continent?

BONUS QUESTION: In 2010, 24-year-old Georgia Boscolo, of Venice, Italy, became the first woman to hold which profession, ending 900 years of male dominance in this field.

Have a great question? Send it in with your name and hometown, and if we use it, we’ll give you credit.  ho*****@********fe.com.

ANSWERS:

1 Pelican Bay, in Del Norte County

2 MMXXII

3 1926

4 On the back of lower front legs–used for navigation, sensing movement and position

5 Liberia (whose capital is Monrovia, named after the U.S. president)

6 John Adams, who served under George Washington

7a. Union of Soviet Socialist Republics

7b. About 70 years, from 1922 until 1991

8a. Northern Ireland

8b. Van Morrison (whose music is featured in the movie)

8c. Chicago

9a. Polaris, also called polar star or polestar

9b. Big Dipper

10 Antarctica, about 700 miles from the South Pole

BONUS ANSWER: She became the first woman to pilot a gondola on the canals of Venice, the first gondoliera, after 400 hours of training and practice.

Maternal strife staged at Cinnabar

Playwriting is often a form of artistic exorcism. Many a play has been written to bring a form of closure to unresolved conflicts, strained relationships or traumatic experiences, and to release the hold that personal demons have on their authors. For playwright Edward Albee (Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf?), that demon happened to be his adoptive mother. Three Tall Women, Albee’s two-act exorcism, is running at Petaluma’s Cinnabar Theater through April 24.

It’s a four-character piece in which names are never spoken. The program lists them only as “A,” “B,” “C” and “The Young Man.” A (Laura Jorgensen) is a woman of 92, though she’ll only admit to being 91. B (Amanda Vitiello) is her caretaker, and C (Tiffani Lisieux) is a young lawyer assigned to assist in managing her financial affairs. A is in failing health, both physically and mentally. She struggles with incontinence, has short term memory problems and is extremely argumentative. B is used to A’s behavior, but it’s C’s first visit, and she has little patience for A and her accusations of theft and mismanagement. After a lengthy conversation about A’s past that’s full of the casual racism and homophobia that comes with privilege, A retires to her bed, where she suffers a stroke.

When the curtain rises on the second act, A is still in her bed. B and C enter the room dressed in beautiful evening wear. Then A walks in and joins them. The conversation begins again, and within a short while one realizes that all three are in actuality one person. B and C are now A at younger stages in her life, and they have questions to ask and things to say to each other. This is never more so than when The Young Man (Jean Colin-Cameron) appears.

Director Michael Fontaine has an excellent cast up to the challenge of not only playing multiple roles, but playing the same role as well. The contrast between the characters portrayed in the first act and the character portrayed in the second is striking, with Vitiello in particular having to do a 180.

While there are laughs in the show, it is by no means a comedy. I actually found the audience’s reaction to some of A’s bigoted epithets a little disconcerting.

That’s no fault of the artists, though, all of whom should stand tall for their work here.

‘Three Tall Women’ runs through Apr. 24 at Cinnabar Theater, 3333 Petaluma Blvd. N., Petaluma. Fri–Sat, 7:30pm; Sun, 2pm. $25–$35. Proof of Covid vaccination and masks required to attend. 707.763.8920. cinnabartheater.org

Prestige Play: Local playwright David Templeton honored

“To be a or not to be a playwright” has crossed the mind of more than a few scribes. For Petaluma’s resident playwright, David Templeton, a recent accolade affirms that writing for the stage has indeed been the right choice.

Templeton was recently honored by the 2022 Harold and Mimi Steinberg/American Theatre Critics Association (ATCA) New Play Award and Citations for his play Galatea—a sci-fi think piece that is by turns comedic, heartrending and ultimately cathartic. The citation for the work (which our own theater critic called “Excellent”) came with a sizable cash prize. What follows is a Q&A with the playwright.

What does a recognition of this caliber mean to you as a playwright? I’d imagine it is extremely validating. How have you kept alive the faith and drive to create throughout your career, which just seems to get better every year?

David Templeton: It means a lot, and I’m deeply honored by it and grateful for it. It means, I’d like to think, that I’m writing plays and telling stories that people are excited about, that are engaging enough and unusual enough to inspire people to talk about them, and remember them and, in this case, nominate them for national playwriting awards. As you point out, I’ve been doing this for a while now, and this is by far the most significant validation I’ve received. As for how I’ve kept the momentum going, I think it’s a combination of inspiration and stubbornness. I have ideas for new stories all the time, and when one really grabs me, the way the core idea of Galatea did, that’s the spark of inspiration I need to start writing it, and when the writing goes well, each new discovery I make as I tap away at my laptop seems to inspire more ideas and more discoveries. It’s kind of intoxicating.

Why plays? You’ve written prose and journalism of all sorts but what keeps bringing you back to the stage? 

DT: I’m not sure I have a clear answer why. I just love the theater, the way stories on stage are often told through dialogue and conversation rather than primarily action. That feels magical to me. The first professional play I ever saw on stage, when I was 9 years old, was James Baldwin’s “Blues For Mister Charlie,” in Los Angeles in 1969. It was produced by a friend of my mom, and she was involved in doing box office and publicity and stuff for it. I actually was brought along to rehearsals, some of them held outdoors by the director’s pool. I’d sit there mesmerized as they ran lines, some of which were pretty scathing and eye-opening to a 9-year-old. Then I saw at least three performances of the play, and spent a lot of time with the actors during that period. I imagine that experience gave me a sense of the power of theater that was strong enough to stay with me as I’ve dabbled in other forms of writing, which I also love. But theater will always carry a special spark of magic for me.

I think it’s fascinating how you take an ancient art form and, with Galatea, use it to explore the future. From where do you summon the inspiration and courage to push the boundaries of the stage into genres like sci-fi?

DT: I love all kinds of genres, and I never want to write the same play twice. Though “Mary Shelley’s Body” has science-fiction-adjacent themes, it’s more of a straight-ahead horror story with touches of gothic romance. So though I’ve written science fiction short stories, “Galatea” really is my first science-fiction play. I think the fact that it’s done so rarely on stage is part of the appeal because I really do want to bring something new to the stage every time I tackle a play. Once I had envisioned the key ideas at the heart of the play, which came from questions I started playing with about robots and everyone’s assumptions that synthetic life forms would inevitably view themselves as superior to humans, I felt obligated to see the project through, because as far I know, some of the things I explore here have never been done exactly like this. That’s pretty exciting, and for me, it fueled the long effort of creating something as complicated as a science-fiction play. 

How has being a theater critic and culture writer informed your creative pursuits?

DT: I was a reviewer for 16 years. That’s at least one play a weekend, often more, for 52 weeks a year for over a decade and a half. I estimate that I’ve seen between 1,000 and 1,500 plays on stage. That’s quite an education. I’ve seen so many new plays that basically do nothing original. I think that adds to my drive to always tell a story in an original way, or bring something new to a familiar set-up. In “Drumming with Anubis,” I loved the idea of incorporating an actual drumming circle around a campfire and then introducing characters who at first might seem like stereotypes, but quickly shred the audience’s assumptions about these guys and what they’re about. In my next play, the plot incorporates competitive jigsaw puzzling, so I get to have actors rapidly building puzzles as part of the action, something I’ve never seen on stage before. I think all of my years as a reviewer and an arts writer have given me a pretty clear idea of what kinds of things have been done to death, so I have a strong awareness of where to go as I attempt to tell stories in new ways. 

What’s next? 

DT: I’m currently working on the aforementioned puzzle play, which is actually about a parrot and its relationship with two of the humans it knows during its long life. It’s titled “Featherbaby,” and with any luck, it will be produced in about a year or so. It’s the hardest thing I’ve done so far, but it’s going to be funny, and sweet and heartbreaking and make us all think about the true meaning of friends and companionship. This November I will be performing my one-man show “Polar Bears” in New York City at the United Solo Theater Festival. And if things go according to plan, there will be a book collection of four of my plays coming out this year or early next, presenting my genre stuff as literature, since it’s something of an open secret that reading plays is a blast. The book will be titled “Monsters, Gods and Robots.” Meanwhile, I’m researching two other plays I hope to do, one of them a ghost story, of sorts, set in the world of female boxing. As I said, I never want to write the same story twice.

This November, Templeton will perform his one-man-show ‘Polar Bears,’ at New York City’s United Solo Theater Festival. A collection of four of his plays, ‘Monsters, Gods and Robots,’ will be published next year. A longer version of this interview is available at bohemian.com and pacificsun.com.

Go Sink Yourself – A song of the sea

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Sung to the tune of Harry Belafonte’s “(Day-O) The Banana Boat Song,” released in 1956.

Day-o, day-o

Javelins come and Russians want to go home

Day, is a day, is a day, is a day, is a day,

Is a day-o

Stingers come and Russians want to go home

Kill all night on a drink of vodka

Missiles come and Russians want to go home

Stack corpses til the morning after

U.S. guns come and Russians want to go home

Come Mister tally man, tally me body count

The U.S. comes and Russians want to go home

Come Mister tally man, tally me body count

NATO comes and Russians want to go home

Lift six foot, seven foot, eight foot bunch

Karma comes and Russians want to go home

Six foot, seven foot, eight foot bunch

Payback comes and Russians want to go home

Day, is a day-o

Daylight come and Russians want to go home

Day, is a day, is a day, is a day, is a day

Is a day-o

Daylight come and Russians want to go home

A beautiful country called Ukraine

Neptunes come and Russians want to go home

Vladimir Putin is so insane Neptunes come and Russians

Train Pain

Train Pain

Why is the SMART train so stupid? I’m sure that if you have driven through San Rafael in the past few years, you have found yourself in a traffic line waiting for the SMART train.

For some unexplained reason, when the crossing gates go down, traffic ends up waiting minutes for the train to come lumbering across the road. And then, after passing the intersection, there is another 30 second wait for the gates to lift. It also seems that the gates are not timed with the municipal traffic lights, usually leaving a chaos of frustration in the wake of the train. Having a train run the commuter corridor is a fabulous idea, as evidenced by so many successful urban transit systems world-wide.

So how is it that the SMART train is such an unused annoyance in Marin? I grew up in Los Angeles, which was “Ground Zero” for the deprecation of public and commercial rail. I recall parking for extended periods of time while freight trains idled across main traffic thoroughfares, purportedly doing their freight business. It didn’t take long for everybody to hate anything rail.

We could not drive on I-10 to LA without my parents grousing about the freight lines running their right-of-way along the corridor. It turned out that the deprecation of the Los Angeles rail systems was a conspiracy by corporate interests wanting to eliminate public transit and have us all drive our own cars. The SMART train idiocy has a similar smell.

Michael Stocker

San Geronimo Valley

Fairy Tale – ‘Green fairy’ charms Bay Area absinthe distilleries

Well into the 20th Century, an aging Frenchman recalled his youth and said that you hadn’t really lived unless you’d experienced the pleasure of undressing a woman in turn-of-the-century clothing.

As one lacy layer gave way to another and the erotic tension mounted to a frenzy, alas, one can’t help but think of Marcel Proust’s bittersweet discovery—made during the same era of corsets and petticoats—that anticipation is often more pleasurable than pleasure itself.

Absinthe, the signature drink of Belle Epoque France, also had a ritual based on delayed gratification, though one not nearly as complex as the jigsaw puzzle of women’s undergarments. The traditional way of drinking the moss-colored spirit—nicknamed “the green fairy” for the supposed buzz it brings—is to start by pouring an ounce of the potent potable in a glass. Next, perch on the rim, like a vulture hovering over your soon-to-be comatose self—a slotted spoon holding a sugar cube. Now slowly pour ice water over the cube, which takes the sugar down into the glass, releases the oils of anise, fennel and wormwood, and turns the verdant elixir a cloudy white known as the louche. The next part is easy: down the hatch. But be forewarned, overindulge and the green fairy may suddenly appear as a hologram-hallucination of Edgar Degas, who’s sketching your stone-faced expression for his famous 1876 painting entitled simply Absinthe.

NAME GAME Oakland-based Absinthia Vermut was destined to become a follower of the green fairy—that’s not her brand, but rather her actual name.

With its heavily literary and historical associations, absinthe certainly fuels the imagination, and the tipsiness it brings is certainly different than with other spirits. But the supposed hallucinogenic properties of the once-outlawed drink is really the result of what today we call misinformation. The Great French Wine Blight, an outbreak of phylloxera, claimed nearly half the vineyards in France in the middle of the 19th Century. Nature abhors a vacuum, so absinthe stepped in to fill the drinking void and soon 5pm was known as “the green hour.”

When the French wine industry recovered from the blight, it found it could not compete with the craze for absinthe, which appealed to bohemians and beau monde alike. And so it launched a propaganda campaign smearing absinthe as poison that will drive you mad. The United States banned the drink in 1912 and the ban stayed in effect until 2007. Fifteen years later, the Bay Area is home to no less than four absinthe makers (not to mention the Absinthe Brasserie And Bar in San Francisco), each with its own special approach.

For over a century, France and Sonoma County have had winemaking in common, and now thanks to Healdsburg’s Young & Yonder, we are confreres in absinthe-making as well. Founded in 2013 by husband and wife team Josh and Sarah Opatz, the distillery debuted with vodka and gin before introducing an absinthe boasting a contemporary flavor profile.

“We wanted to stay true to the spirit with anise, fennel and wormwood,” says Sarah Opatz, “but added lemongrass, ginger, peppermint and eucalyptus to make drinking it more interesting than just a black lirocrice bomb. We joke that ours is a gateway to absinthe.” One of Opatz’s favorite recipes is called the Suisse Coffee Cocktail, and consists of absinthe, a shot of espresso, simple syrup and half-and-half shaken and served in a coupe.

Caffeine and absinthe make for an interesting combination for adventurous drinkers. According to a toxicologist friend of Opatz, the spirit’s mysterious effect is not specifically from wormwood but rather the entire mix of ingredients—including the 120-proof alcohol— that “affects your nerves.” This is in perfect keeping with the fashion for nervous disorders that reigned during the French fin-de-siecle. But did absinthe soothe the nerves of jaded sophisticates facing the dawn of modernism, or cause their decadent neurasthenia? Most likely it was the green fairy flying a feedback loop, with absinthe alternately soothing nerves and revving them up.

Lance Winters “wanted to know what all the fuss was about” when it came to absinthe, and began tinkering with recipes after joining Alameda’s St. George Spirits in 1996. By the time the ban was lifted in 2007, says the master distiller and company president, “We had an absinthe that we really enjoyed, that was all about striking a balance between a group of really forward botanicals. It’s inspired by a traditional recipe, but rebalanced to something I really love to drink. Modern American drinkers aren’t huge fans of that black licorice profile, but the balance of mint and citrus that comes from the brandy base and the additional botanicals round that out. Our use of the non-traditional star anise gives more mouthfeel, and the opal basil draws the anise flavor to a different place.”

Oakland-based Absinthia Vermut was destined to become a follower of the green fairy. First off, that’s not her brand, but rather her actual name. Her family name was originally spelled Wermuth, she says, and the spirit known as vermouth originally contained wormwood, one of the defining botanicals in absinthe. She discovered the emerald elixir at the Burning Man festival in 1996, and immediately became obsessed with making it bootleg. Friends soon nicknamed her Absinthia, which is now her legal name, as well as the name of her eponymous brand.

“I call it traditional absinthe for Americans who didn’t grow up with a lot of anise on our palates,” she says. Her recipe is extra-smooth so that it doesn’t require any added sweetener, and is distilled in San Carlos by Coastal Spirits, an award-winning gin maker. “I like to shatter misconceptions and show people that absinthe, when well crafted, can be delicious,” Vermut says. “I felt like this is an amazing spirit that people need to understand is not dangerous or disgusting, and that’s what’s motivated me all these years to keep making it. ”

Vermut also offers a cocktail syrup called Fairy Dust, which she created after numerous acquaintances said they wanted a non-alcoholic absinthe alternative. It contains simple syrup flavored with the traditional ingredients anise, wormwood and fennel. Vermut says it makes for an amazingly refreshing beverage when mixed with soda water and lemon juice.

As with anything, there are innovators and there are purists. Carter Raff, maker of San Francisco-based Emperor Norton absinthe, is the latter, and claims to be one of the few distilleries of the real deal. Given Emperor Norton’s 100-point score from Bonfort’s Wine and Spirits Journal, he may have a point. “Ninety percent of the absinthe out there isn’t made correctly,” says Raff. “I’ve been studying it since 1985. For one thing, most distilleries use star anise, which gives a heavy black licorice taste that numbs the tongue so you can’t taste the other herbs. I don’t know why some other makers even call it absinthe.”

Photo courtesy of Ben Krantz
DISTILLED A view of the distilling equipment at Alameda’s St. George Spirits.

Emperor Norton uses California grapes for its brandy base, and a Roman wormwood is added after the distilling to provide the natural green color that looks yellowish under light. “A lot of contemporary absinthes are neon green, which means they’ve been artificially colored, or they’re brown.” As for Roman wormwood, it’s only grown in the world for one reason and that’s coloring absinthe. Raff gets his from a small supplier in France that has been growing it for 150 years. But back in the bootleg days, it was so expensive that he decided to grow his own.

“I got interested in absinthe because it was obscure and everything said about it was BS,” says Raff. “It never made you hallucinate or go crazy—that was all just propaganda by the French wine industry. I also like the ritual involved. You have to prepare it, like making espresso, devote time and attention to it and not just pour three fingers of whiskey and drink. Absinthe is something to cherish.”

Photo courtesy of Emperor Norton
REGAL Emperor Norton boasts a100-point score from ‘Wine and Spirits Journal.’

Cherishing the green fairy—instead of provoking her—and absinthe can provide a night of elegant gaiety or quiet artistic creation, depending on what you ask of it. “The green fairy was a very poetic description of what one might experience after having some absinthe,” says St. George’s Lance Winters, “inspired by the beautiful, diaphanous swirls of opalescence in a glass, conjuring up the image of a fairy’s gown. But the toughest job of any honest absinthe producer is dispelling all of the myths around absinthe. What you should really expect is a complex spirit, with layers of complexity that slowly peel back after each sip to reveal a drink like no other.”

30th Annual Tattoos & Blues Convention

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Tattoo Time

For the tatted and soon-to-be-tatted, run, don’t walk to the 30th Annual Tattoos & Blues Convention, being held at Flamingo resort in Santa Rosa! This is the longest running tattoo convention on the west coast, and the second longest running in the country. Get ready for three days of tattooing from over 200 tattoo shops, including Faith Tattoo of Santa Rosa, Hidden Coast Tattoo of Sebastopol, Switchblade Tattoo Club of Sacramento and many more. As well as artists, there will be live music, including ​​Derek Irving & Combo on Friday and Nobody’s Baby on Saturday night. Saturday also boasts a car show, with a chance to pre-register any must-see lowriders. Event is Friday, April 22-Sunday, April 24. Hours are noon-11 pm Friday and Saturday, noon-8 pm Sunday. Flamingo Hotel, 2777 4th St., Santa Rosa. Tickets sold at the door. $25 for a day pass, $50 for a weekend pass. Free to children under 12. www.santarosatattoosandblues.com

Sebastopol

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The magical annual event not to be missed—come out to the Apple Blossom Festival and Parade! This year’s theme is “Mask-a-Rade.” With handmade floats, animals and joyful, colorful displays, there’s something in this parade for everyone. In addition to the parade, the festival runs both Saturday and Sunday, featuring an art show from Western Sonoma County artists, a wide variety of exhibitors and vendors selling crafts, goods, jewelry and more, and a music lineup including acts like Volker Strifler, Sol Horizon, the Pulsators and more. This is a weekend full of local pride and sweet vibes. Put it on the calendar! The event runs April 23-24, with the parade starting at 10am on April 23. Event and activity times vary.  282 S. High St., Sebastopol. Tickets $10 for adults, $8 for seniors, $8 for students ages 5-17, free for children four and under. www.appleblossomfest.com

Petaluma

Bard Birthday

“There was a star danced, and under that was I born,” quoth the Bard, and right was he! Come to the Bard’s Birthday Bash—the man who coined the term eyeball deserves a legion of birthday tidings—this Saturday at Cafe Central in Petaluma. This will be a birthday party for the books—nay, the stage? Expect music by Mood Jungle, an open mic with performances by Petaluma Shakespeare Company, Bard-themed trivia, prizes and cake! Local actor Jeffrey Weissman—famous for his roles in Back to the Future I and II—will MC the event and bring the snickers and soliloquies. This is a whole family affair, so come one, come all; any age is welcome. Read or perform a favorite sonnet, scene or soliloquy to honor the Bard! The more theatrical the delivery, the better. Event is Saturday, April 23, 2:30-4:30pm. Grand Central Cafe, 226 Weller St., Petaluma.

Mill Valley

Earth Day

This Sunday, join the Mill Valley Community Center at Earth 2050, an event celebrating Earth Day and working to build a better world! Featuring art, games, environmentally-oriented talks, food and music, this is a family-friendly festival. Earth 2050 invites people of all ages to imagine a more just and sustainable world by the year 2050. Playful activities will teach simple actions available to protect the future, such as using clean energy, eating sustainably, living lightly and building healthy communities. Featured musicians include Maria Muldaur and the Red Hot Bluesiana Band, as well as Matt Jaffe, Reed Fromer, the Shady Ladies and the Freedom Singers. Participating artists include Tom Killion, Tess Felix, young creators and many more. Free registration required. Children under 13 are welcome, but recommend they be accompanied by an adult. No dogs allowed. Event is at the Mill Valley Community Center, 180 Camino Alto, Mill Valley. 1-5pm. Tickets free, registration required. Visit eventbrite.com to purchase. Donations recommended. With questions, email te**@*********ge.net.

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