El Mimoso: Big Banda in Sonoma County

This Friday’s concert at SOMO Concerts features the big sounds of a musical great. The show will be an exposition on the banda style of music. Tuba-driven songs about heartache and people power.

Luis Antonio López Flores, better known as “El Mimoso,” once sang before the American President as a vocalist for Don Cruz Lizárraga’s widely-adored Banda El Recodo. The group was one of recent memory’s most successful Mexican bands at home and internationally. Now the 44-year-old sings his own songs and renditions of the classics of banda and any of the various interrelated Mexican musical styles.

Always a singer confident in his ability, Lopez has incorporated elements of the regional styles Norteño, Ranchera, and Cumbia in his solo career. El Mimoso is known to be a passionate singer who takes connecting with the audience and his bandmates to rarely equaled levels of enthusiasm.

The crooner from Concordia, Sinaloa, is touring the States to support their current single “Tú Que La Tienes” and multiple album releases in recent years.

Also playing at the concert is Hijos de Barrón, also from Sinaloa. A newer band when compared with El Mimoso, band brothers José Iram Barrón Ramos and Jesús Iday Barrón Ramos are considered among the most influential musicians in the genre. David Alonso Leyva Gámez fills out the trio signed to the Universal Music Latin Entertainment record label. 

SOMO Concerts is an outdoor space at SOMO Village in Rohnert Park. It’s a beautiful location at the foot of Sonoma Mountain, where bands play under redwood trees to big outdoor audiences.

Doors open at 6 pm, Friday, June 2, SOMO Village, 1400 Valley House Dr, Rohnert Park. Tickets are available at the door and ticketon.com. $75.

Rufus Wainwright Plays Blue Note Napa Summer Sessions

Wainwrightland

The Blue Note Napa Summer Sessions has a wealth of big names in the lineup that runs through those warm months that are loosely referred to as “summer” here in Northern California. Perhaps none of those performers are more enigmatic and warm as our variable summers than Rufus Wainwright, the soul melting singer-songwriter who bangs piano keys to his own drum.

A music writer might often listen to a new work while working up an article on it. Let it be known that Wainwright’s oeuvre is too encompassing, too riveting—like an erratic dancer in slow motion, the day-long tilt of a flower following the sun across a fidgety time-lapse sky—to be work music.

Wainwright’s new album, Folkacracy, is in that vein, inviting collaborators into reworkings of folk standards that are clear and true, yet arresting. More obvious choices like John Legend and David Byrne contrast with names not easily associated with folk like Suzanna Hoffs (of Bangles fame) and club diva Chaka Khan. It works. Listening to the rendition of Neil Young’s “Harvest” nearly broke me.

We chatted by phone from his home in Laurel Canyon as he prepared to kick off the tour. 

“This is a very unique venture that I’m about to go on. I’m going to be singing mostly cover songs in a folk style, some folks songs but also other material that isn’t,” Wainwright told me. “And then all of the people in the band are dear friends. So this is just going to be fun. And very relaxed. And musically challenging, of course.”

“But yes, getting out there and performing is always a roller coaster. And probably now that I’m telling you that, in this way, I’ll be totally nervous and it’ll be a fucking nightmare,” he laughed.

Among the many collaborations on the album is the traditional lullaby “Hush, Little Baby,” with Lucy Wainwright Roche and Martha Wainwright, the singer’s sister and mother. Sister Lucy will be joining her brother on tour, along with her newborn baby girl, for which the Wainwright is thrilled: “[It] will be amazing [to] spend time with my new niece.”

I asked about working with my personal hero, David Byrne, who sings on the dark tune, “High on a Rocky Edge.” Indeed the magical power of Wainwright’s world class voice forms a wild infusion with Byrne’s wacky, pitch-perfect deadpan, perfect for covering a song by the quirky NYC musician known as Moondog.

“Yeah, [David] is what you would call in French a beau laid, a beautiful ugly,” said the Montreal-raised Wainwright. “He has what would conventionally not be thought of as a, you know, beautiful voice, but somehow all the elements inspire and it works and it makes it very unique, you know, very seductive. He is totally unique.”

Growing up in the 80s in the home of successful musicians brought awareness of his musical ambition at an early age. Along with a very age-appropriate rebellion against the mainstream.  

“I was brought up in a very unique and unusual kind of circumstance where my parents were both musicians more in the folk realm, but then I was brought up in Montreal in a completely bilingual household, where we spoke English and French, so we had the French and the English music in the home,” recalled Wainwright. “And then around 13, I became like an opera fanatic of my own volition.” 

That swing of mood and tones, the shout and mumble of voice that tells story through opera comes through in all of Wainwright’s work, lifted by his naturally big singing voice. Makes his style unlike any other.

“I think because hip hop was so popular [when I was starting out], I sort of went into these other areas to seek out my own path,” said Wainwright. “I was looking for melodies, I was looking for chord changes and songs with weird bridges and stuff. I’m always looking under rocks, I guess.”

Even when doing an album and tour in a “folk-style,” the wandering, bold, whimsical approach that has marked his career stands out.

“It’s just sort of started this kind of wild pattern of [searching] for the great melody. It’s really that, that ties all of my music together,” he lilted with a speaking voice as soft as his singing voice belts out.

After 25 years in the spotlight, Wainwright’s signature style has changed little, while continuing to evolve. That means the music on this tour will be familiar to fans, typically jaw dropping to newbies, while also being something new for the artist.

“The material itself is pretty top notch [of course, but] I don’t have much to prove on this round. It’s more about really celebrating my education in music which, you know, I started when I was very young,” said Wainwright, who has repeatedly emphasized his excitement at working with his folk-oriented family on the album, the eponymous Folkocracy. 

About kicking off the tour this weekend, he said, “My outlook for this tour is just to have fun, which I think is probably the best way to approach anything in life, just have as much fun as possible.”


Rufus Wainwright w/ special guest Lucy Wainwright Roche play 7 pm Sunday, June 4, at the Meritage Resort, 850 Bordeaux Way Napa. Tickets available at https://www.bluenotejazz.com/napa/shows/?eid=13015565

Pure Gold: Ancient Wisdom for modern times

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You really don’t understand why you’re unhappy, even though it’s right in front of you? Well then, let’s spell it out with this handy paraphrase of Pythagoras and his famous “Golden Verses.”

This guide to peace of mind dates from 2,500 years ago, making it the very definition of wisdom for the ages.

In order to sleep well, pause to reflect upon what you did in the light of the sun, taking stock of what was accomplished and noting anything left undone. Ask yourself if you wronged anyone, and note any mistakes made. Close out the day in your mind, and embrace your deserved rest.

Upon waking, calmly consider what you need to accomplish. Be tender to family members, make sure your friends have been chosen for the excellence of their character, and accept their advice and criticisms. Do not allow yourself to end a friendship over a trivial matter.

Develop your abilities, for what is possible is very close to what is necessary. It is within your power to overcome the odds against you. Start by working to eliminate the habits by which you defeat yourself.

First and foremost, respect yourself. Try to learn from your misfortunes, and bear your circumstances with patience and without complaint. Remember that financial success and the esteem of your peers are easily lost. When you see lies triumphant over truth, get out of the way and wait patiently for truth to right itself.

Engrave on your heart the following: Do not allow anyone to fool you into doing something that is not good for you. That includes yourself, for mindless speech and actions are the way to a life of misery. Most people bring misfortune upon themselves, and in their distress they seek salvation everywhere but where it can be found, which is within. They cannot rescue themselves because they are blind to the laws that rule them, the playthings of passions that make them run around in circles.

Meditate upon the virtuous life continually until you grow to love it, and always choose the good instinctively over the bad. This will put you on the path to becoming the strongest and wisest you can be.

And never undertake a project until you have prayed to the gods to help bring it to fruition. You must begin the work, but only the higher powers can bring it to completion. In this way, you will gradually come to understand the different beings and forces, and the bonds between humans and the immortals. You will also come to know the One who is the foundation of all, for He contains all within Himself.

Rosa Reborn: Santa Rosa Renaissance

Downtown Santa Rosa is experiencing a renaissance—offering more reasons to spend the evening downtown than ever before.

From craft breweries and a better-than-ever mix of restaurants and eateries to cozy coffee houses, patios perfect for cocktails and several live entertainment or theater options, downtown Santa Rosa is giving locals more reasons than ever to come downtown.

Dine

From casual taproom vibes to high-end bubbles and bites, sushi, gourmet ice cream and Puerto Rican flair, downtown Santa Rosa restaurants and eateries offer plenty of options to choose from.

On Mendocino Avenue and 5th Street, El Coqui brings the flavor to homestyle Puerto Rican dishes like Pollo al Horno and stuffed plantains, while Golden Bun’s steaming pho and vermicelli plates keep Vietnamese food lovers coming back for more.

On 4th Street, Belly Left Coast Kitchen and Taproom offers casual gourmet fare made with “left coast” sourced ingredients at their rustic, characterful taproom space, bar and patio. At the other end of the same street, Kancha Champagne Bar and Tapas proffers a substantial list of sparkling wines and Champagne, sparkling wine flights, and food and bubbly pairing experiences.

In the Railroad Square and Brickyard Center area, Americana and Grossman’s Noshery and Bar are hot spots for breakfast, lunch and weekend brunch, while Haku Sushi is the place for sashimi and sushi rolls. Grossman’s patio is also popular for evening bites and drinks and caters to business takeout lunch or morning bakery orders at their New York-Jewish inspired deli.

Coming Soon

Augie’s French will open this summer in the former Bollywood Bar and Bistro space on 4th Street. Augie’s will be the eighth restaurant to join the Stark Reality Restaurant group, owned and operated by Mark and Terri Stark.

Sip

On Mendocino Avenue, Civilization Brewing serves up freshly brewed craft beer and themed nights like vintage vinyl nights and movie nights. And on 4th Street, Belly Left Coast Kitchen and Taproom pours “left coast” made wine, beer and cider.

Meanwhile, further down 4th Street, Kancha Champagne Bar and Tapas offers a high-end sparkling wine flight and food pairing experience. Just a few blocks away, Russian River Brewing Co. discharges their award winning and iconic Sonoma County beers at the always busy and buzzy taproom.

Over at 1st Street and A, Shady Oak Barrel House carves out a name for itself with its barrel-aged sour beers, music and comedy nights, as well as rotating food trucks.

For craft cocktails, Perch and Plow (downtown off of 4th Street), Grossman’s (Railroad Square), Beer Baron (downtown 4th Street) and Jackson’s (Railroad Square) are the winners.

Coming Soon

3 Disciples Brewing’s long awaited new taproom in Santa Rosa Plaza is slated to open any day now, while Toad in the Hole will reopen under new ownership and a new name, Goose and Fern, this summer.

Entertainment

Barrel Proof Lounge, on Mendocino Avenue, brings entertainment to downtown Santa Rosa with comedy shows, open mic nights, karaoke nights, live music shows and more.

The California, located in the Brickyard Center, and home to Left Edge Theatre, also offers comedy shows in addition to plays, musicals, live music and more.

On West 6th Street, the 6th Street Playhouse is a North Bay live theater company with two theaters that hosts over 200 live drama, comedy and musical performances per year.

Summer on the Square is a downtown Santa Rosa event series organized by the Santa Rosa Metro Chamber that includes weekly Friday Live Music Nights and Monday Movie Nights all summer long. These events are free of charge, encouraging attendants to support downtown restaurants and businesses.

Stay

Between Railroad Square and the downtown 4th Street area, visitors have a handful of hotels within walking distance of downtown restaurants and entertainment to choose from.

Hotel E, the newest luxury boutique hotel addition to downtown Santa Rosa, located in a historic beaux-arts building, is conveniently situated in Courtyard Square, just steps from 4th Street’s bars and restaurants.

In Railroad Square, Hotel La Rose continues to offer a charming escape set in a majestic, historic building situated at the center of the district’s food, drink and entertainment offerings. The hotel will soon be under new management, who intend to update it while ensuring that it maintains its historic character and charm.

The Courtyard by Marriott and Hyatt Regency’s locations just steps from Railroad Square’s shops, restaurants and museums remain two convenient and relatively budget-friendly options for guests who want to be centrally located in wine country and also experience downtown Santa Rosa.

Art House: New gallery space features Sherrie Lovler

What’s in a name? Juliet didn’t think much, but developer Hugh Futrell does.

Hence the mandate that Art House Hotel, a mixed-use project built near the residential Cherry Street Historic District in Santa Rosa, should have some art in it.

The hotel opened its doors in the summer of 2021 and boasts dwellings that, at 825 square feet, are the largest in Sonoma County. However, being a locally-owned boutique hotel wasn’t the 7th Street property’s initial conception. The original plan was to offer long-term apartments specifically geared toward creative professionals.

But even the best-laid plans are subject to the whims of pandemics, not to mention the economic vicissitudes of the creative life. A reimagining of the venture ensued.

Despite the pivot, the company’s commitment to the creative community—and its branding—remained, which led to the advent of a gallery space.

“It was important for us to establish an artistic presence,” says Futrell Corporation’s marketing director Jane Vick, who previously worked with the Sonoma Valley Museum of Art and is a former arts contributor to Weeklys. Now she’s also Art House’s gallerist.

“This is our first of many exhibitions. We’re going to do four a year in the gallery lounge, all local artists. And it’s an opportunity for us to bolster Santa Rosa’s creative community. We’re really excited to showcase the talent that Santa Rosa has,” Vick says. “We’re an amazing city with incredible talent, and we’re really excited to have that in our gallery lounge. A—it matches the name, and B—it inspires the guests. That’s our goal. [It’s] an amazing added bonus that I get to curate these shows.”

The first Art House Hotel show under Vick’s curation is “Inner Work: The Art and Poetry of Sherrie Lovler.” It will hang in the hotel’s Gallery Lounge from June 1 to Aug. 31.

Vick became acquainted with Lovler’s work when the artist booked rooms at the hotel for her bridal party several months ago.

“When they booked, we found out that she was an artist, and I saw her work, which is gorgeous, super calligraphic—it’s sweeping, evocative work. It has this illuminated manuscript quality to it. It has an Asian influence. And then a lot of it is accompanied by poetry that is really introspective and reflective and dimensional,” Vick says. She immediately invited Lovler to be the hotel’s inaugural artist, with the exhibition timed to the artist’s nuptials.

“I got to show my work to my closest friends and family, which, otherwise, they wouldn’t have seen,” Lovler says. “Everyone took the time to look at my paintings and read my poems. It was thrilling for me. The people at the Art House have been so warm and welcoming. I feel totally at home there and honored to be their inaugural artist and show.”

She adds, “The Art House is such a beautiful setting for my paintings. It’s public, yet intimate, and my work fits so well there.”

‘Inner Work: The Art and Poetry of Sherrie Lovler’ has a public opening reception from 5 to 8pm, Friday, June 9 at Art House Hotel, 620 7th St., Santa Rosa. Wine, music and small bites will accompany the exhibit and some words from the artist.

Moral Panics, Then and Now

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For at least half a century, at least once every decade in the English-speaking democracies of the West there’s been a moral panic of some sort, usually related to progressive social change.

In the 1980s, it was the now almost forgotten “Satanic Panic,” which spread like a sociological wildfire in Canada and the United States, despite only extremely dubious anecdotal evidence to support it. People later exonerated by the legal system were tried in the court of public opinion and had their lives turned upside down, often on the basis of visibly coached testimony from supposed victims.

After the earlier hysteria around Satanism in daycare centers had passed, it was clear that at its core the panic was a sexist reaction to the growing participation of women in a workforce previously dominated by men, which led to an ever-greater need for childcare for working parents.

In our own time, QAnon and Pizzagate have recycled aspects of this debunked panic to accuse some well-known Democrats of doing similar and even more outrageous things to children.

That the Satanic panic was squarely aimed at women simply repeats a pattern that existed with witch trials. After the U.S. Supreme Court overturned Roe v. Wade and states began passing laws to further restrict the long-established (50 years for the nation, longer in some states) right to abortion in the country, many politicians on the American right began to target the right of women to use birth control to avoid an unwanted pregnancy.

All this is nothing more than an authoritarian ploy to take control of women’s lives and forcefully return them to their previous status as second-class citizens.

Helped along by the internet and a global pandemic that isolated most of us for almost three years, we are now seeing multiple moral panics at the same time, often grouped together under the nonsensical idea of “woke” ideology (and its close cousin, “cancel culture”) by a reactionary right that substitutes personal grievance and hatred of tiny marginalized groups like trans people for policy making.

Derek Royden is a Canadian journalist.

Your Letters, Week of 5/31

Underreported Uranium

One brief observation in relation to my Open Mic one week ago (“Disaster Looms,” May 24): My friends and I have noticed a complete blackout of this news on mainstream (corporate) media—the Russian bombing of military targets that blew up warehouses in W Nuke-rain (pardon the dark humor), causing “depleted” uranium weapons to scatter radioactive dust in the local area.

I do not understand why this momentous event would be censored in the U.S. press.

Kudos to the Bohemian and Pacific Sun for promptly publishing this important story as soon as it came to your attention.

Barry Barnett

Santa Rosa

Ugly American

Makes you ask questions…Glen Kuiper gets fired and Donald Trump gets laughter and ratings?

In Europe recently, when I told somebody I was American, people either laughed hard in my face or expressed their deepest sympathies. What they didn’t do was show even a lame amount of respect. What the heck?

Craig J. Corsini

San Rafael

Culture Crush, Week of May 31

Queer as Folk

Just steps away from the Sonoma County Pride Parade on Saturday, June 3 in downtown Santa Rosa is a matinee show at The Lost Church featuring queer singer-songwriters ready to belt out their truth. Hear Eli Conley, a queer transgender man from the South, sing stories that aren’t always reflected in roots music. Opening the show is Sonoma County local Lauren Arrow, a powerful singer whose life mission is to harness the power of the big sing-along. Doors open at 1pm, show from 1:45–4 pm, including a 20 minute intermission. Tickets are $15 at the show and online at tinyurl.com/EliConleyLaurenArrowJune3.

Petaluma

New Orleans Style

Petaluma’s Big Easy gets an injection of real deal New Orleans authenticity next Wednesday when nationally touring act Bon Bon Vivant delivers their uniquely New Orleans sound to town. As our colleagues at the Monterey Weekly put it, Bon Bon Vivant has an “eclectic, genre-bending style that combines elements of jazz, rock and up-tempo dance, plus haunting female vocals and original lyrics.” This is not to mention such descriptors as “carnival tunes” with a “bit of a Mardi Gras vibe,” all of which promises to be an evening of evocative music. Doors open at 6:30pm, show starts at 7:30pm, Wednesday, June 7 at The Big Easy, 128 American Alley, Petaluma. For more information, bigeasypetaluma.com. $10 suggested donation.

Ross

Drawn Together

Celebrating creativity as a community unifier, “Drawn Together: Celebrating DrawBridge Youth Artists” is an exhibition that features the works of children ages 5-18. Select works are currently being exhibited by local businesses and community organizations throughout the Bay Area. The exhibition concludes with a closing party for the public from 2 to 4 pm, Sunday, June 11 at the Marin Art and Garden Center, 30 Sir Francis Drake Blvd., Ross. This family-friendly event will feature a viewing of the artworks in the center’s studio and gardens, plus family art activities, picnic treats and an auction. Tickets are $25; free for children under 12

Napa Valley

Chardonnay Pinot Classic

Those who are ready for a weekend of indulgence curated by master sommeliers and acclaimed winemakers need look no further than the Napa Valley. The weekend-long third annual Chardonnay Pinot Classic includes iconic wine country experiences, gourmet lunches, luxury dinners and unique tastings. Among other rare selections, it will feature the 2016 Domain Nico Le Paradis, which marks only the the second time this wine has been poured at an event in the U.S. The Chardonnay Pinot Classic begins at 10am, Thursday, June 8, and continues through June 11 at Meritage Resort and Spa, 875 Bordeaux Way, Napa, To learn more or to purchase tickets, visit chardonnayclassic.com.

Free Will Astrology, Week of May 31

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): History tells us that Albert Einstein was a brilliant genius. After his death, the brain of the pioneer physicist was saved and studied for years in the hope of analyzing the secrets of why it produced so many great ideas. Science writer Stephen Jay Gould provided a different perspective. He said, “I am less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein’s brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.” I bring this to your attention, Aries, in the hope it will inspire you to pay closer attention to the unsung and underappreciated elements of your own life—both in yourself and the people around you.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Human life sometimes features sudden reversals of fortune that may seem almost miraculous. A twist in my own destiny is an example. As an adult, I was indigent for 18 years—the most starving artist of all the starving artists I have ever known. Then, in the course of a few months, all the years I had devoted to improving my craft as a writer paid off spectacularly. My horoscope column got widely syndicated, and I began to earn a decent wage. I predict a comparable turn of events for you in the coming months, Taurus—not necessarily in your finances, but in a pivotal area of your life.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): I am weary of gurus who tell us the ego is bad and must be shamed. In my view, we need a strong and healthy ego to fuel our quest for meaning. In that spirit and in accordance with astrological omens, I designate June as Celebrate Your Ego Month for you Geminis. You have a mandate to unabashedly embrace the beauty of your unique self. I hope you will celebrate and flaunt your special gifts. I hope you will honor your distinctive desires as the treasures they are. You are authorized to brag more than usual!

CANCER (June 21-July 22): One study reveals that British people own a significant amount of clothing they never wear. Other research suggests that the average American woman has over 100 items of clothing but considers just 10% of them to be “wearable.” If your relationship to your wardrobe is similar, Cancerian, it’s a favorable time to cull unused, unliked and unsuitable stuff. You would also benefit from a comparable approach to other areas of your life. Get rid of possessions, influences and ideas that take up space but serve no important purpose and are no longer aligned with who you really are.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): In July 1969, Leo astronaut Neil Armstrong was the first human to walk on the moon. But he almost missed his chance. Years earlier, his original application to become part of NASA’s space exploration team arrived a week past the deadline. But Armstrong’s buddy, Dick Day, who worked at NASA, sneaked it into the pile of applications that had come in time. I foresee the possibility of you receiving comparable assistance, Leo. Tell your friends and allies to be alert for ways they might be able to help you with either straightforward or surreptitious moves.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Great shearwaters are birds that travel a lot, covering 13,000 miles every year. From January to March, they breed in the South Atlantic Ocean, about halfway between Africa and South America. Around May, they fly west for a while and then head north, many of them as far as Canada and Greenland. When August comes, they head east to Europe, and later they migrate south along the coast of Africa to return to their breeding grounds. I am tempted to make this globetrotting bird your spirit creature for the next 12 months. You may be more inclined than ever before to go on journeys, and I expect you will be well rewarded for them. At the very least, I hope you will enjoy mind-opening voyages in your imagination.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): One of the central myths of Western culture is the Holy Grail. For over 800 years, storytellers have spun legends about the search for a precious chalice with magical qualities, including the power to heal and offer eternal youth. Sober scholars are more likely to say that the Holy Grail isn’t an actual physical object hidden away in a cave or catacomb, but a symbol of a spiritual awakening or an enlightening epiphany. For the purposes of your horoscope, I’m going to focus on the latter interpretation. I suspect you are gearing up for an encounter with a Holy Grail. Be alert! The revelations and insights and breakthroughs could come when you least expect them.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): June is Dare to Diminish Your Pain Month for you Scorpios. I hope you will aggressively pursue measures to alleviate discomfort and suffering. To address the physical variety, how about acupuncture or massage? Or supplements like boswellia, turmeric, devil’s claw root, white willow bark and omega-3 fatty acids? Other ideas: sunshine, heating pad, warm baths with Epsom salts, restorative sleep and exercise that simulates natural endorphins. Please be equally dynamic in treating your emotional and spiritual pain, dear Scorpio. Spend as much money as you can afford on skillful healers. Solicit the help of empathetic friends. Pray and meditate. Seek out in activities that make you laugh.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): A hungry humpback whale can hold more than 15,000 gallons of water in its mouth at once—enough to fill 400 bathtubs. In a funny way, their ability reminds me of you right now. You, too, have a huge capacity for whatever you feel like absorbing and engaging with. But I suggest you choose carefully what you want to absorb and engage with. Be open and receptive to only the most high-quality stuff that will enrich your life and provide a lot of fun. Don’t get filled up with trivia and nonsense and dross.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Funny story: A renowned Hollywood movie mogul was overheard at a dinner party regaling an aspiring actor with a long monologue about his achievements. The actor couldn’t get in a word edgewise. Finally, the mogul paused and said, “Well, enough about me. What do you think of me?” If I had been in the actor’s place, I might have said, “You, sir, are an insufferable, grandiose and boring narcissist who pathologically overestimates your own importance and has zero emotional intelligence.” The only downside to speaking my mind like that would be that the mogul might ruin my hopes of having a career in the movie business. In the coming weeks, Capricorn, I hope you will consistently find a middle ground between telling the brazen truth to those who need to hear it and protecting your precious goals and well-being.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): When faced with important decisions, most of us benefit from calling on all forms of intelligence. Simply consulting our analytical mind is not sufficient. Nor is checking in with only our deep feelings. Even drawing from our spunky intuition alone is not adequate. We are most likely to get practical clarity if we access the guidance of our analytical mind, gut feelings and sparkly intuition. This is always true, but it’s extra relevant now. You need to get the full blessing of the synergistic blend. PS: Ask your body to give you a few hints, too!

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Has your intuition been nudging you to revise and refine your sense of home? Have you been reorganizing the domestic vibes and bolstering your stability? I hope so. That’s what the cosmic rhythms are inviting you to do. If you have indeed responded to the call, congratulations. Buy yourself a nice homecoming present. But if you have resisted the flow of life’s guidance, please take corrective measures. Maybe start by reorganizing the décor and furniture. Clean up festering messes. Say sweet things to your housemates and family members. Manage issues that may be restricting your love of home.

Real Astrology, Week of May 24

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): My reading of the astrological omens inspires me to make a series of paradoxical predictions for you. Here are five scenarios I foresee as being quite possible in the coming weeks. 1. An epic journey to a sanctuary close to home. 2. A boundary that doesn’t keep people apart but brings them closer. 3. A rambunctious intervention that calms you down and helps you feel more at peace. 4. A complex process that leads to simple clarity. 5. A visit to the past that empowers you to redesign the future.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Do you want a seed to fulfill its destiny? You must bury it in the ground. There, if it’s able to draw on water and the proper nutrients, it will break open and sprout. Its life as a seed will be over. The plant it eventually grows into will look nothing like its source. We take this process for granted, but it’s always a miracle. Now let’s invoke this story as a metaphor for what you are hopefully on the verge of, Taurus. I invite you to do all that’s helpful and necessary to ensure your seed germinates!

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Your meandering trek through the Unpromised Land wasn’t as demoralizing as you feared. The skirmish with the metaphorical dragon was a bit disruptive, but hey, you are still breathing and walking around—and even seem to have been energized by the weird thrill of the adventure. The only other possible downside was the new dent in your sweet dream. But I suspect that in the long run, that imperfection will inspire you to work even harder on behalf of your sweet dream—and this will be a blessing. Here’s another perk: The ordeal you endured effectively cleaned out stale old karma, freeing up space for a slew of fresh help and resources.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Testing time is ahead, but don’t get your nerves in an uproar with fantasy-spawned stress. For the most part, your challenges and trials will be interesting, not unsettling. There will be few if any trick questions. There will be straightforward prods to stretch your capacities and expand your understanding. Bonus! I bet you’ll get the brilliant impulse to shed the ball and chain you’ve been absent-mindedly carrying around with you.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Biologist Edward O. Wilson said that the most social animals are ants, termites and honeybees. He used the following criteria to define that description: “altruism, instincts devoted to social life, and the tightness of the bonds that turn colonies into virtual superorganisms.” I’m going to advocate that you regard ants, termites and honeybees as teachers and role models for you. The coming weeks will be a great time to boost your skill at socializing and networking. You will be wise to ruminate about how you could improve your life by enhancing your ability to cooperate with others. And remember to boost your altruism!

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Jack Sarfatti is an authentic but maverick physicist born under the sign of Virgo. He suggests that if we make ourselves receptive and alert, we may get help from our future selves. They are trying to communicate good ideas to us back through time. Alas, most of us don’t believe such a thing is feasible, so we aren’t attuned to the potential help. I will encourage you to transcend any natural skepticism you might have about Sarfatti’s theory. As a fun experiment, imagine that the Future You has an important transmission for you—maybe several transmissions. For best results, formulate three specific questions to pose to the Future You.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): I have five points for your consideration. 1. You are alive in your mysterious, endlessly interesting life, and you are imbued with the fantastically potent power of awareness. How could you not feel thrilled? 2. You’re on a planet that’s always surprising, and you’re in an era when so many things are changing that you can’t help being fascinated. How could you not feel thrilled? 3. You have some intriguing project to look forward to, or some challenging but engaging work you’re doing, or some mind-bending riddle you’re trying to solve. How could you not feel thrilled? 4. You’re playing the most enigmatic game in the universe, also known as your destiny on Earth, and you love ruminating on questions about what it all means. How could you not feel thrilled? 5. You never know what’s going to happen next. You’re like a hero in an epic movie that is endlessly entertaining. How could you not feel thrilled?

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): “Trust those that you have helped to help you in their turn,” advises Scorpio author Neil Gaiman. Let’s make that one of your mantras for the coming weeks. In my astrological understanding, you are due to cash in on favors you have bestowed on others. The generosity you have expressed should be streaming back your way in abundance. Be bold about welcoming the bounty. In fact, I hope you will nudge and prompt people, if necessary, to reward you for your past support and blessings.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): So many of us are starved to be listened to with full attention. So many of us yearn to be seen and heard and felt by people who are skilled at receptive empathy. How many of us? I’d say the figure is about 99.9%. That’s the bad news, Sagittarius. The good news is that in the coming weeks, you will have an exceptional ability to win the attention of good listeners. To boost the potential healing effects of this opportunity, here’s what I recommend: Refine and deepen your own listening skills. Express them with panache.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Because you’re a Capricorn, earthiness is probably one of your strengths. It’s your birthright to be practical and sensible and well-grounded. Now and then, however, your earthiness devolves into muddiness. You get too sober and earnest. You’re bogged down in excess pragmatism. I suspect you may be susceptible to such a state these days. What to do? It may help if you add elements of air and fire to your constitution, just to balance things out. Give yourself a secret nickname with a fiery feel, like Blaze, or a crispy briskness, like Breezy. What else could you do to rouse fresh, glowing vigor, Breezy Blaze—even a touch of wildness?

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): I love to use metaphors in my writing, but I hate to mix unrelated metaphors. I thrive on referring to poetry, sometimes even surrealist poetry, but I try to avoid sounding like a lunatic. However, at this juncture in your hero’s journey, Aquarius, I frankly feel that the most effective way to communicate with you is to offer you mixed metaphors and surrealist poetry that border on sounding lunatic. Why? Because you seem primed to wander around on the edges of reality. I’m guessing you’ll respond best to a message that’s aligned with your unruly mood. So here goes: Get ready to surf the spiritual undertow all the way to the teeming wilderness on the other side of the cracked mirror. Ignore the provocative wasteland on your left and the intriguing chaos on your right. Stay focused on the stars in your eyes and devote yourself to wild joy.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): “The gift of patience opens when our body, heart, and mind slow enough to move in unison.” So says Piscean poet Mark Nepo. I feel confident you are about to glide into such a grand harmony, dear Pisces. Through a blend of grace and your relaxed efforts to be true to your deepest desires, your body, heart and mind will synchronize and synergize. Patience will be just one of the gifts you will receive. Others include: a clear vision of your most beautiful future; a lucid understanding of what will be most meaningful to you in the next three years; and a profound sense of feeling at home in the world wherever you go.

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