Nurse Blake ‘Shocks’ LBC

Ever since he was a small child growing up in Florida, Blake Lynch knew he wanted to be a nurse.

However, what he probably never expected was to be checking in from the road from Middle-of-Nowhere, Colorado, during the first week of his 100 date “Shock Advised” comedy tour as “Nurse Blake,” a social media star and burgeoning comedian who has amassed over a million followers on his various social media channels. 

Nurse Blake’s tour is scheduled for over 100 shows with a stop in Santa Rosa at the Luther Burbank Center for the Arts on Wednesday, September 16. When asked if he had any trepidation about such a massive tour, Blake chuckles and says “No, I’m really excited to get back out on the road again. Our last tour was 55 dates, so we just doubled that.” He continues, “I can’t wait to see the crowd react to the show because it’s a whole new show from my last tour.” One might think Nurse Blake would be exhausted from constantly being “on” but clearly his background pulling 12+ hour shifts as a trauma nurse has prepared him well.

Interestingly unlike many comedians, Nurse Blake isn’t really able to work out his act in smaller clubs before taking it on the road. The reason is, as Blake readily admits, his humor is very niche and aimed at those in the medical field, particularly nurses who, after a quick peek at the U.S. Bureau of Labor Statistics, indicate there are currently over 3 million nurses working in America today. A fine niche, indeed. 

When asked how he crafts his act without much space to try it out, Blake says he draws from his social media channels, smaller appearances, and places like a Nursing Boot Camp. He says “I think you can tell a story, and it’s funny, but really, is it relatable?” He continues, “I’m kind of lucky in that way because if I was just a comedian working a regular crowd, not everything would be relatable. I’m telling stories I know from being a nurse to nurses, which in a lot of aspects makes it a little easier.”

Monica Ray graduated from the Santa Rosa Junior College Nursing Program in 2022 and now works as a nurse in Arizona. She says she likes Nurse Blake because “for one, he’s hilarious” she laughs. Ray adds, “He makes the most relatable nursing content and says what every nurse is thinking. He’s also a huge advocate for safe staffing ratios and healthier work environments because the healthcare field can be super toxic.”

A quick look at his website (https://www.nurseblake.com/) features various clips of Nurse Blake doing his thing. Also on his site is a store that features pretty much everything a working nurse could need including shirts and sweatshirts with catchphrases like “I’m not judging, I’m assessing,” as well as Nurse Blake hats, socks, and a signature Rosé and Pinot Grigio for relaxing after a long shift.

At this point, an excellent question to ask is whether or not anyone who isn’t a healthcare worker would get anything from the show, and Blake excitedly says, “Yes! We really encourage people who aren’t nurses to come to the show because then, I have people I can make fun of.” But seriously, Blake adds, “I like to use audience members who aren’t nurses because then I can break it all down with them. Like, part of the show features a giant life-sized PureWick which a lot of people [including this writer] won’t know what that is. The nurses get it, and it’s so funny.” For those still in the dark, a PureWick is a female external catheter with suction. 

As Nurse Blake traverses the U.S. until Christmas Time, he’s also busy running a small company that puts on “Nurse Con,” a nearly week-long cruise from Miami to Mexico where nurses are encouraged to come aboard and cut loose. 

For more information, including tickets, click here.

Passing Through the ‘Gates’

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According to Tradition with a capital T, human beings are composed of three parts: body, soul and spirit.

Earthly life is conceived of as the soul’s descent into the realm of matter, and the task in this “simulation” written by the Great Author, is to “remember” what we really are, and attain sufficient spiritual knowledge in earthly life that we may be “promoted” to other states of being upon our exit from this mortal coil.

The path of awakening, of achieving conditioned immortality along the left-hand path of spiritual heroism, which is the only one available now, requires passing through two gates.

And just as the Author gives every character a unique fingerprint, so does each incarnated being have a star-written plot of potential, and a chance to victoriously pass from earthly life back to the divine realm with consciousness intact. The pieces of the puzzle have been magnetized deep in the vibrational chamber of your heart.

Here you will find the clues that point the way to the first gate, from the bodily outer world of transience and illusion to the light of inner truth, the real reality of dreams and visions seen by the mind’s eye. If you’ve had a lifelong obsession with a certain historical period or fantasy world, then seek therein the gate that will take you from body to soul.

But do not stop there. The second gate will be found within this kingdom of the soul. Imagination is the mediator between the human state and divine, for, as Meister Eckhart says, “The eye through which I see God and God sees me are one and the same.”

In deep states of expanded consciousness, you may find a passage leading to unconditioned states of the spirit, to the supra-personal part of your being’s trifecta. Here space and time lose all meaning, and one becomes an androgynous angelic traveler with unlimited freedom to explore the microcosm, our great mirrored reflection of the universe as macrocosm.

Hermes will guide you from personality to soul, and from soul to spirit. He is also called Mercury, and astrology, which he rules, represents the principle of mind or consciousness. In Egypt he was called Thoth, and may be the origin of our word “thought.”

The universe is not made of matter but rather of consciousness, in states both gross and subtle, and “gates” are not physical openings but inner passages to higher states of being. Hermes is called the Thrice Great, for with his winged feet he flies as fast as thought through the three realms of body, soul and spirit. Learn the ways of his art, and you may become lord of Total Reality.

Belinda Carlisle Gets Back to Pop

Belinda Carlisle has just released her first solo pop album in almost 30 years—which was back when her record label dropped her the year she turned 40.

Even for a punk rocker turned pop icon with a sexy-first image cultivated by the music marketing machine of the video-obsessed ’80s, post-40 was going to be a hard sell to the boardroom decision makers. Given the life and career Carlisle has followed since, it makes one wonder if corporate bigwigs should be in charge of anything having to do with art.

After being bailed on by the pop machine, Carlisle embraced the opportunity to walk a different path.

“I lived in France for 24 years,” said Carlise in a Zoom interview. So she made an album in French. “I love French music, and I love French pop. It was the first time in my life that I got to work from the heart and not have the pressure of coming up with a single.”

Her spiritual practice includes daily kirtan chanting. So she released an album of kirtan pop songs.

After France, Carlisle traveled the world and landed in Mexico during COVID. It’s a life that suits her, the kind one doesn’t want to leave for just another pop album.

“I live in Mexico, [where I can] head for the mountains to disappear and do my donkey sanctuary, but you don’t say no to Diane Warren,” she said, referring to the legendary songwriter who penned the song “Big Big Love” from Carlisle’s new EP, Kismet.

The iconic southern California girl, Carlisle has always had pop music in her heart.

“Growing up, California pop was always in my DNA; the Beach Boys and the Laurel Canyon scene, [all day] at my best friend’s house laying in front of her speaker and listening to all the great radio stations,” Carlisle reminisced.

“I was born a contrarian, kind of a rebel growing up,” said Carlisle. So “[when] I discovered Roxy Music, the Velvet Underground and Raw Power by Iggy Pop, I was like, da-da! This is me!” said Carlisle with a song in her voice. The new sound resonated hard.

She started collecting the requisite music magazines from the UK—Melody Maker and NME—and reading about the Sex Pistols and Sham 69 and other early punk bands.

“I saved all my money, [bought a ticket] and hung out in London and saw these incredible bands, in the very early days, like the Clash,” said Carlisle. “In LA, the punk scene was like 50 kids, and the bands were pretty horrible. But that was part of why it was cool. [That’s when] I got into the Go-Go’s.”

“Did you say (earlier that you have a) donkey sanctuary?” I asked.

“Yeah, I’ve had an animal project since 2014 in India and Thailand that I co-founded. We create employment for people who would have a tough time getting work. We have a lot of women on our team that have been trafficked [and got out], and a lot of stateless people, [all working with animals]. So, now I’m living in Mexico. I thought well, why not do a donkey sanctuary? The organization is called Animal People Alliance. It is serious; we’re on Instagram,” she laughed.

“Like many fans who grew up with your music, I am getting on in my years. What wisdom can you offer us?” I inquired.

Said Carlisle, “Every minute counts. It’s not every day; it’s like minutes count. Everybody thinks that you slow down at 50, but that’s when I started doing all my crazy traveling. Next year, I am hiking in Pakistan. I’m turning 66 when I do that. Age is meaningless to me. [Just] make the most of it, every single minute.”

Belinda Carlisle plays the Blue Note Summer Series at 7pm on Friday Aug. 18 at the Meritage Resort and Spa, 875 Bordeaux Way, Napa. Tickets start at $49, available online at bluenotejazz.com/napa/summer-sessions.

Big Easy ‘Errors’: Shakespeare set in N’awlins

North Bay fans of Shakespeare “under the sun” have at least four options this summer, including two—count ’em—two different productions of Twelfth Night going up in Marin.

Sonoma County’s entry in this summer Shakespeare “fest” is The Comedy of Errors. Healdsburg’s Raven Players return to West Plaza Park with a production running through Aug. 12.

Shakespeare purists beware as director Steven David Martin transplants the setting from ancient Greece to modern-day New Orleans, where the antics of two—count ’em—two sets of twins, originally separated by shipwreck (of course), lead to accusations of theft, infidelity and demonic possession.

Ageon Jones (Dan Stryker) arrives in New Orleans, where he is promptly arrested and sentenced to death for trespassing. He explains to a wealthy Duke (Ron Smith) that he has entered the forbidden city in search of his child and servant, who were separated from their respective twins and Ageon’s wife in a shipwreck and who themselves have come to New Orleans in search of their siblings.

Antiphola of Syracuse (Monique Scott) and her servant, Dromia of Syracuse (Katie Watts-Whitaker), soon find themselves mistaken for Antiphola of New Orleans (Heather Berger) and Dromia of New Orleans (Mary Watts-Sparks). Confusion abounds as a pair of brothers (Matt Farrell, Declan Hackett), a goldsmith (Bohn Connor) and a courtesan (Troy Thomas Evans) engage with the pairs, often confusing one set for the other. Leave it up to a witch doctor (Nicholas Augusta) and a cat o’nine tails-wielding Abbess (Tika Moon) to set everyone straight.

A kitchen sink is all that is missing from director Martin’s take on the Shakespeare comedy. One doesn’t usually see references to Star Wars, Indiana Jones, The Wizard of Oz and Barbie (!) folded into a Shakespeare show or hip-hop and rap lyrics worked into the dialogue, but there you have it. It’s a silly show, but that is the intention here, so you wind up smiling and laughing with it and not at it. The cast is obviously having fun, and that sense of fun permeated the audience.

The setting allows for some great costuming by Jeanine Gray, and the set by Julie Raven-Smart nicely facilitates the door slamming inherent in a classic farce.

Grab a chair and a blanket (it can get chilly when the sun goes down), pack a picnic and some beverages, and head to West Plaza Park for a couple of hours of silly summertime diversion.

Heads up. Watch out for flying beads.

‘The Comedy of Errors’ runs through Aug. 12 at West Plaza Park, 10 North St., Healdsburg. Thurs–Sat, 7:30 pm. Free. 707.433.6335 raventheater.org.

Community Field: Petaluma turf field raises debate

The thread-bare jewel of Petaluma’s east side soccer community, Lucchesi’s turf field, is due for replacement. 

A prominent gathering place for athletes and soccer lovers of all ages, especially the Latinx community for whom soccer is a cultural keystone, at any time of day, one can see Latin players of all ages in leagues, clubs, and pickup games, or just practicing on their own.

Before the artificial turf was first put in place in 2000, Lucchesi had a grass field which, like most grass fields growing on the adobe clay of Petaluma’s east side, was prohibitive for serious play. The ground at Wiseman and Prince Park—two locations often used by Petaluma Youth Soccer League (PYSL), Petaluma’s recreational league—opens up with cracks large enough to fit an adult foot during dry periods and floods in great mud puddles when it rains.

“There really is no reasonable alternative for the community given the high level of use at Lucchesi and the demand for year round access,” said Sean Kensigner, volunteer president of PYSL, which uses Lucchesi for its older teams. “We have seen far more twisted ankles and injuries from gopher holes and cracks in the adobe under our grass fields than on turf.”

The demands of year-round competitive youth soccer call for a field that supports the level of play that kids and that parents are committed to, a full schedule of often four 90-minute practices per week, games most weekends in the spring and fall, plus three to five weekends away at tournaments. (Disclosure—this writer’s children play competitive soccer at youth and highschool level, sometimes at Lucchesi field.)

Lacrosse is also a growing sport in Petaluma, increasing demands for a versatile playing surface. At Luchessi as well as Petaluma Community Sports Fields, fields are pre-lined for use, meaning a lacrosse game can be played 10 minutes after a soccer match without having to redraw the lines with chalk. A situation not possible with grass.  

Not only the clubs need a field fit for high-level play. Groups of adults gather for pickup games multiple times per week, calling out plays to each other in Spanish under the field lights to cut loose after a long day’s work. Some of these players are post-college players wishing to keep up their skill level, while others may not have had the opportunity to go far with their game, but still exhibit real skill that can only happen on a quality surface.

Michael Briceño, president of Briceño Soccer Club and a Petaluma native, grew up playing soccer here on his way to a professional career, including with the US Men’s National Team.

“I remember when they said it was turf fields coming in,” said Briceño. “I was 17 and we were just thinking ‘wow, we get to play with turf. It was like some amazing thing happened. I played when it was a grass field [and] it was potholes and all that, everyone was getting hurt.”

If natural grass is an option, as some have advocated at recent Recreation, Music, and Parks Commission meetings, one only needs to look a few hundred feet from the Lucchesi turf to see the level of commitment maintaining grass requires. 

The Petaluma American Little League’s Major League diamond is right next to the soccer field. If teams are not on the field it is roped off with a sign that reads, “Scheduled Games Only.” Multiple times per week, throughout the year, volunteers tend and water the grass. It is a privilege to have that level of family support for a youth field.

Could the same be expected for Briceño SC, a club with 78.2% Hispanic players according to registration demographics?

“These fields are used all the time, very intensively throughout the year. It is no exaggeration to say that the fields are used continuously from 4pm to 8pm, sometimes later, on weekdays. They are used throughout the day on weekends,” said Elliot Smith, president of Petaluma Youth Lacrosse (PYL)—which uses both Petaluma Community Sports Fields on East Washington and the Lucchesi turf—before echoing the advantage of pre-lined fields allowing clubs to switch between sports throughout the day.

The current field at Luchessi is well past its ten year lifecycle, a condition apparent from the patched areas of turf and sections more black than green, evidence of the near-indestructibility of the crumb rubber infill that is the most common material used in artificial turf sports fields.

Concerns about the material have been raised for years, with some claims made for connections to cancer among college players who have been playing in the material since childhood, especially soccer goalies who are often diving into the stuff.

While in the past the crumb rubber fields in Petaluma have been approved without much ado, this time around, more opposition has been raised by environmental groups and concerned citizens.

“We were caught off guard by the initial pushback,” said Drew Halter, director of parks and recreation for Petaluma, remarking on the “passionate advocacy” to really explore the options for field replacement. Environmental advocates overwhelmingly favor a return to natural grass fields.

The city of Petaluma has very visibly adopted a docket of sustainability goals to be carbon neutral by 2030 and sustainability advocates wonder how those goals can be met while continuing programs that bring in large amounts of plastic for a ten year use cycle, then dump the material to bring in another load.

“When is it going to stop?” asked Taryn Obaid, the project lead on this issue for Families Advocating for Chemical and Toxics Safety (FACTS), the leading organization of the opposition to new turf. 

“We’re just one big watershed here in Petaluma valley,” said Obaid. “At these turfs, particularly the ones up on East Washington and Lucchesi…the crumb rubber is everywhere. There are creeks that run adjacent.” She also pointed out that forever chemicals used to keep the plastic grass from sticking to machinery during the manufacturing process may be reaching the fields.

Many sports clubs share some of the same concerns.

“Our understanding is that the upgrades to Lucchesi would use a more environmentally benign infill [than the] crumb rubber,” said Elliot Smith, of PYL. 

Halter acknowledges the city has a responsibility to get this right. Crumb rubber is not on the table. The only all weather artificial turf being considered would use an “organic infill” like cork, coconut or olive, a decision driven in part by past children’s health advocacy.

“We’re installing something that we hope will be played on for at least 10 years,” he said. “Turf carpet recycling [is now] available. We’d be paying more … but [it’s] more in line with our community’s values.”

Recycling options may be limited and no recycling options within California were located in research or pointed to by a source for this article. Even if there are options in other states, the impact of shipping the material would also need to be accounted for in a carbon neutral city. 

One option provided by the most likely contractor, FieldTurf, which installed the East Washington fields, is under consideration. FieldTurf Re-Cover places a new turf over the old turf which is repurposed in the padding system. 

As environmental and child safety advocates continue to push for solutions, cities and manufacturers / installers are likely to continue to be motivated to find solutions to this build up of plastics.

It is not a perfect answer, said Halter, but limiting field playing time during the week and closing for whole seasons as grass would require does not match the needs of residents either. “We’ve seen an increase in year-round play [and] it’ll just become more prevalent,” he said.

Every Wednesday night, a pickup game of adult men gathers at Lucchesi where the lights stay on later than anywhere else in town.

“I grew up in Petaluma all my life and there’s always been a soccer field,” said Johnny Aviles, who played four years of high school ball at Casa Grande HS. “I don’t think any one of us who plays pick up here pays for the lights,” he laughed. 

“This is a beautiful place to play out, you know,” said Michael McKenzie with a hint of that native Petaluman Spanish accent. “It’s just this turf needs to be fixed because we trip over these little holes and stuff like that. But we love coming out here to play.”


The topic is next discussed at the next Recreation, Music, and Parks Commission meeting, where city staff will present Lucchesi field replacement options. Residents of Petaluma are invited to speak. 6 pm, August 16, City Council Chambers at City Hall, 11 English Street, Petaluma.

Cannabis Testing is Behind the Times

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Voters and politicians are reshaping America’s marijuana laws for the better. The possession and use of cannabis is now legal for medical purposes in 38 states and legal for adult recreational use in 23 of those.

Unfortunately, antiquated and discriminatory drug testing policies often haven’t kept up with these changes.

It’s reasonable for employers to expect sobriety on the job. But requiring would-be hires and employees to undergo urine screens for past cannabis exposure is invasive and ineffective. That’s because conventional urine tests only identify the presence of non-psychoactive “metabolites”—by-products that linger in the body’s blood and urine well after a substance’s mood-altering effects have ended.

Even the U.S. Department of Justice acknowledges: “A positive test result, even when confirmed, only indicates that a particular substance is present in the test subject’s body tissue. It does not indicate abuse or addiction; recency, frequency, or amount of use; or impairment.”

Studies indicate that employees who consume cannabis during their off hours are little different from their peers. Their workplace performance seldom differs from their co-workers, many of whom consume alcohol, and they don’t pose any increased safety risk.

This begs the question: Why are we okay with policies that single marijuana users out and discriminate against them?

Fortunately, in a growing number of jurisdictions, lawmakers are doing away with these outdated and discriminatory policies.

The District of Columbia plus California, Connecticut, Montana, New Jersey, New York and Rhode Island—as well as major corporations like Amazon—have amended their rules so that many employees are no longer terminated from their jobs solely because of a positive drug test for THC metabolites.

Lawmakers in other states and localities should follow suit and amend workplace cannabis testing regulations in accordance with the plant’s rapidly changing cultural and legal status.

Those who consume alcohol legally and responsibly while away from their jobs aren’t punished by their employers unless their work performance is adversely impacted. Those who legally consume cannabis should be held to a similar standard.

Paul Armentano is the deputy director for NORML, the National Organization for the Reform of Marijuana Laws.

Smashed: Petaluma PD arrests suspect DUI driver

Petaluma police arrested a man suspected of driving under the influence after getting involved in a four-vehicle crash and trying to evade officers in a foot chase through a residential neighborhood Sunday afternoon.

At 5:50pm Sunday, police responded to reports of a hit-and-run collision in the area of Lakeville Highway and S. McDowell Boulevard, where an SUV driven by 58-year-old Petaluma resident Charles Piezzi had reportedly rear-ended one vehicle and caused a chain reaction collision involving a total of four vehicles.

As a result of the crash, one adult female was taken to the hospital because of her injuries, while a 12-year-old child was treated on the scene for minor injuries.

Following the collision, the suspect reportedly drove his vehicle over a curb, parked it in a nearby parking lot and fled on foot into a nearby neighborhood, where police tracked him to the backyard of a home in the 1500 block of Rio Nido Way.

According to police, Piezzi disregarded their commands to surrender and entered the unlocked back door of the residence, jumped the rear fence of the property and entered another nearby backyard in an apparent effort to evade officers.

Officers gave chase, and the suspect was apprehended without further incident, Petaluma police said.

Upon his arrest, police learned that Piezzi’s blood alcohol content was more than twice the legal limit and that he had switched license plates with a different vehicle he owned. A records check showed the suspect was on DUI probation and his driver’s license was suspended as a result of his prior arrest.

Piezzi was later booked at the Sonoma County Main Adult Detention Facility on a slew of charges, including DUI with injury, DUI with injury over .08% blood-alcohol content, hit and run with injury, burglary for entering an occupied dwelling in the commission of a crime, resisting or obstructing peace officers, driving with a suspended license for DUI, displaying false license plate and violation of DUI probation.

Drivers caught driving impaired and charged with a first-time DUI face an average of $13,500 in fines and penalties, as well as a suspended license.

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As a result of the crash, one adult female was taken to the hospital because of her injuries, while a 12-year-old child was treated on the scene for minor injuries.

Your Letters, Aug. 9

‘Progressive’ Marin

The letter writer dreaming of better treatment of minority communities, even in Marin, can at least dream on, eh? And write letters in angst, I suppose.

If one scratches the very thin veneer of Marin’s well polished progressive myth, one sees that like just about everywhere else, as long as public and private funds and resources continue to mostly flow in the right direction (see up!), those at the lower levels of the “progressive” token totem pole will always be wanting. ’Tis ever thus, no less in “progressive” Marin.

But hey, dream on.

Rand Knox

San Rafael

After Innocence

Our elected officials love to talk about all the “public service” activities in which they are involved. And though some are probably sincere, most feel we taxpayers serve them.

One organization that could use some actual public service is After Innocence (after-innocence.org), an Oakland-based nonprofit organization that saves the world one “exonerated” person at a time. When one wrongful incarceration ends, their work begins.

The organization has so far made free post-release assistance available to 800 people who were imprisoned for crimes they did not commit. Since 1989, more than 3,300 people (representing 27,000 years of wrongful imprisonment) have been exonerated, some with the help of After Innocence, which was piloted in 2014. Needless to say, the exonerated do not leave their former homes with a Lexus, a Nob Hill apartment and a fat 401k.

Craig J. Corsini

San Rafael

Free Will Astrology, Aug. 9

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): In Stephen King’s novel, It, a character named Beverly is in love with a man who projects a sense of authority but also listens well. He is strong-minded but receptive, confident but willing to be changed, self-possessed but open to influence. That’s an apt description of the allies I wish for you to attract into your life in the coming months. Whether they are lovers or partners, companions or collaborators, friends or colleagues, you need and deserve the high-quality, emotionally intelligent exchanges they offer.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Seventy-year-old Taurus-born Eric Bogosian is a prolific playwright and author renowned for his hard-edged satire. The title of one of his books is Pounding Nails in the Floor with My Forehead. But one critic speculates he may be softening as he ages, noting that he “seems more amused than disgusted by the decaying world around him, as if his anger has been tempered by a touch of hope.” The coming weeks will be an excellent time for you to cultivate a comparable reshaping, dear Taurus. Can you tenderize what has been tough? Is it possible to find redemption or entertainment in situations that have been challenging? Are you willing to add more levity and geniality to your perspective?

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Decca is a UK-based record label that has produced the work of many major musicians, including Billie Holliday, the Rolling Stones and Tori Amos. They made a huge mistake in 1962, though. A fledgling group named the Beatles tried to get signed to Decca. An executive at the company declined, saying, “We don’t like their sound. Groups of guitars are on their way out.” Oops. The Beatles eventually became the best-selling and most influential band of all time. I don’t think you’re at risk of making as monumental a misstep, Gemini. But please be alert to the possibility of a key opportunity coming into view. Don’t underestimate it, even if it’s different from what you imagine you want.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): I’m a Cancerian who used to be overly reactive to people’s carelessness. If someone was in a bad mood and flung a rash insult at me, I might take offense too easily. If a friend misunderstood me, even with no malice intended, I may have sulked. Thankfully, over time, I have learned to be more like a honey badger, whose thick skin protects it well against stings and pricks. I bring this up because the coming weeks will be an excellent time for you to practice my approach. First step: Understand how people sometimes direct their frustration about life toward undeserving recipients. Second step: Vow to take things less personally. Third step: Give yourself regular compliments. Actually say them aloud.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Now and then, there comes a time when I acquire an uncanny knack for seeing the totality of who you really are. I tune in to everything you do that few others know about or appreciate. I behold the big picture of your best possible future. One of those magic moments has now arrived. And it’s no accident that your energy matches mine. In other words, my power to consecrate you reflects your ability to bless yourself. So give yourself the ultimate gift, please.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): In the 17th century, Virgo musician Johann Pachelbel composed a piece of music he called the Canon in D. It soon went out of style and disappeared into obscurity. But over 250 years later, a French chamber orchestra rediscovered it, and by the 1980s, it was everywhere. Ever since, Pachelbel’s Canon has been used in many pop songs and is a common anthem at weddings and funerals. I’m predicting a comparable revival for you, Virgo. An influence, creation or person that has been gone for a while will re-emerge as a presence in your life. Be decisive in adopting it for your benefit.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Author Iain S. Thomas tells us, “There is magic even in gridlock, in loneliness, in too much work, in late nights gone on too long, in shopping carts with broken wheels, in boredom, in tax returns.” He says it’s the same magic that prompted Joan of Arc to believe that God spoke to her and empowered her to lead an army. I wouldn’t agree that it’s the same magic. But I do advise us all to be alert for enchantment and interesting mysteries even in the most mundane affairs. I am a champion of the quest for holiness, delight and marvels in seemingly unlikely locations. In the coming weeks, Libra, you will have a special talent for finding these revelatory joys.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Poet Rainer Maria Rilke said, “Self-transformation is precisely what life is.” If that’s true, you are in luck. Of all the zodiac signs, you are the most skillful self-transformer. Moreover, you are entering a prolonged phase when your instinct and talent for self-transformation will be even more potent than usual. I plan to observe you closely in the hope of learning your tricks for changing into an ever-better version of yourself. Show us all how it’s done, dear Scorpio!

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Born under the sign of Sagittarius, Ludwig van Beethoven (1770–1827) was one of history’s most influential composers of classical music. His elegant, lyrical works are still widely played today. He was also a revolutionary innovator who expanded the scope of many musical genres. One composition, Piano Sonata No. 32, prefigures elements of ragtime, jazz and boogie-woogie—70 years before those styles emerged. In this spirit, I invite you to plant a seed for the future. You will soon get glimpses of creative shifts that will someday be possible. And you will have an enhanced ability to instigate the inventive momentum that generates those shifts.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Let’s be honest. Most of us—maybe all of us!—fail to grasp the world objectively. Our perceptions get filtered through our opinions and beliefs and habit minds. The events we think we see are shaped by our expectations about them. Our projections often overrule the possibility of unbiased impartiality. We are serial misinterpreters. But there’s no need to be ashamed! It’s a universal human tendency. Having said all that, however, I believe you will have a special knack, in the coming weeks, for observing reality with more clarity and open-mindedness than usual. You will have an unprecedented opportunity to see accurately and gather fresh, raw truths.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Is this a phase of your cycle when you’ll be prone to saying things like “Why do you take me for granted?” and “I’m feeling cranky” and “It’s not what you said; it’s the way you said it”? Or are you in a time when the following expressions are more likely to emerge from your mouth: “I have come to understand you in a totally new and interesting way” and “Life has blessed me by removing one of my unnecessary obstacles” and “I would love to learn more about the arts of cooperation and collaboration”? Here’s what I think, Aquarius: Which way you go will depend on how clearly you set your intentions. Life will respond in kind to the moods you cultivate and the specific requests you make.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Our bodies are imperfect. They are often less than 100% completely healthy. They don’t always do what we wish they would. Yet even when we feel less than our best, our body continually carries out millions of biochemical marvels, mostly below the level of our conscious awareness. As the creation of an evolutionary process that has unfolded for eons, our precious organism is an amazing work of art that we have every right to regard as miraculous. According to my astrological reckoning, the coming weeks are the best time this year to honor and celebrate your body. What does it need to flourish? Ask your intuition to show you.

Music, Musicals and Murals

Sebastopol

Homecoming

La Gente SF’s dynamic front person, Rafa Sarria Bustamante, is as much fun to watch as any one is likely to see. From the Bay and now based in Spain, the high energy La Gente SF, influenced by funk, hip-hop, salsa (and more!), is back in the North Bay for a series of shows that may whip up the dance in every body in sight. Catch them 8pm, Saturday, Aug. 12 at Hopmonk Sebastopol, 230 Petaluma Ave. 21+. $20 general admission tickets available at wl.seetickets.us/HopMonkSebastopol.

Sausalito

Sail Away

Board the Schooner Freda B in downtown Sausalito and sail over to the waters in front of Gabrielson Park as a unique way to enjoy the city’s iconic annual event, Jazz and Blues by the Bay. Take in sights around the bay after listening to this weekend’s show, Blues is a Woman. “Six bodacious women tear up the stage in a celebration of blues and blues women” describes the musical. 6:15-8:30pm, Friday, Aug. 11, Slip 465, Sausalito Yacht Harbor. Book in advance. $99 tickets available at bit.ly/freda-b.

Sonoma

Girl Gives Up Voice

The Little Mermaid Jr. is a Disney branded production of the classic tale “about a mermaid who dreams of the world above the sea and gives up her voice to find love.” Though the framing is a little outre compared to more enlightened fare (Barbie, anyone?), the show features young actors, ages of 7–14, in two unique casts with two separate showtimes. It is said that the songs are among the best in the Disney canon. Cast A at 12pm and Cast B at 5pm on Friday, Aug. 11 at the Sebastiani Theatre, 476 1st St. East, Sonoma. Tickets are $15 and can be purchased at www.sebastianitheatre.com.

St Helena

Calling All Artists

The St. Helena Art Mural Project is putting out a call for artist submissions for the first of three planned downtown murals. The first mural, slated for summer 2024, is fully funded by the St. Helena Chamber and the beautification foundation committee. “This art collaboration aims to infuse more life downtown with a mural that we hope sparks curiosity and inspiration,” says Amy Carabba, CEO of St. Helena Chamber. Two to four semi-finalists will be invited to create a proposal and design for the project. Experienced artists across the West Coast are encouraged to submit their qualifications and complete the application by Sept. 29. www.sthelenachamber.com/sthelenaartmural.

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