Ladies and gentlemen, it’s back. Behold, the annual Mr. Healdsburg Pageant! One of the best known fundraisers in town, this pageant never disappoints, with competitions in beachwear, formalwear, talent and an onstage interview with gentlemen hopefuls. This year’s theme is the ’60s, so feel free to break out the love beads, tie-dye attire and peace signs while rooting in the battle for the plastic crown of glory. This year’s competitors include “Mr. Heartbreaker,” “Mr. Sexy and I Know It,” “Mr. Wrinkly Realtor,” “Mr. Thumbprint,” “Mr. Nick of Time” and “Mr. Six String.” (I’m rooting for Mr. Nick of Time, who says he’s “so hot that he spontaneously combusted and had to spend three weeks in the burn unit.”) Get the gang together for a hilariously unserious night out on Saturday, Feb. 25, at the Raven Theater. 115 North St., Healdsburg. 7:30. $40—$45. 707.431.8385.