.Burn After Reading: Spring Lit 2023

After all, there was only one J-school grad among us.

The rest of the Press Club were English majors with exotic emphases like “Creative Writing” or “Choose Your Own Adventure Narratives for Neurotypical Misanthropes.” Why shouldn’t we just fill the Spring Lit edition with fiction ourselves? In the very least, it would save some hours of fact-checking.

J-school frowned and shrugged.

“Buy-in” is nuanced around here. Plausible deniability is paramount when you’re writing the rough draft of history, just in case the victors revise it later.

You see, most years, “Spring Lit” meant a stringer would knock out an 1100-word roundup of local author accolades—a victory lap about as interesting as our paper route. Hightime for a classic alt-weekly pivot, I thought. When the competitors zig, we ziggurat, because zagging would be too easy and frankly, local media could use a pyramidal temple-tower to prove it could reach an eighth grade reading level.

“Of course, someone might not get it and accuse us of publishing fake news,” J-school said, after actually considering it.

“Fake news, taxonomically, is a mutant form of fiction, so we still have cover,” I punted, then remembered—right, the cover—what the hell do we put on the cover? Something to keep me up at night, like our ad to edit ratio or that publicist who snored.

I could tell J-school was simmering another bright idea, so I ginned up some cheerleading.

“And fiction—isn’t that how we explain and enrich the truth of human experience?” When in doubt, go humanistic—the brighter ones confuse it with logic. “For just one issue, what if we ditched the fact business and instead went into the truth business?”

The “truth business.” I almost bought it myself.

J-school didn’t but read the room and knew that I’d somehow landed on some clean copy.

“Any pitches?”

— Daedalus Howell, editor

A hat tip to the usual suspects for making this issue a reality: Isabella Cook, Cyril Daniels, Evan Davis, Mark Fernquest, Michael Giotis, C.R. Griffith. Special thanks to the Catalyst Cabinet of Curiosities in Petaluma for hosting our meetings.

Here are the Spring Lit 2023 Fiction Selections.

Daedalus Howellhttps://dhowell.com
Daedalus Howell is the writer-director of the feature filmsPill Head and the upcoming Werewolf Serenade. Learn more at dhowell.com.


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