.Best Canna-Coiffure

Deep Roots Hydroponics, Sonoma County

Deep Roots Hydroponics knows a thing or two about cultivating cannabis (readers voted them Best Hydroponic Supply Store for Sonoma County, after all), but they’ve also mastered the art of cultivating curiosity. Case in point: the woman with the chlorophyll-chic hairdo, beaming her Mona Lisa-meets-Sonoma Coma smile from their billboards and social media profiles (@deeprootshydro).

Her verdant tresses, a high-style hybrid of Sideshow Bob and Tina Turner circa What’s Love Got to Do with It?, have become an icon in their own right—a leafy patron saint of thriving plants and good vibes. She’s not just a mascot; she’s a mood, a lifestyle and a challenge to every home grower out there. When she says “Green,” you say, “How high?” Emphasis on high. Because let’s be real; if your cannabis crop is even half as lush as her locks, you’re winning the cultivation game.

Daedalus Howellhttps://dhowell.com
North Bay Bohemian editor Daedalus Howell publishes the weekly Substack newsletter and podcast Press Pass. He is the writer-director of Werewolf Serenade. More info at dhowell.com.

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