Jeff Burkhart

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Drinking Buddies

 There was an awkward “Bro” hug, and then mutual backslaps. Guys nights out always seem to start this way.  The other universal greeting, the handshake,...
“Is [insert celebrity chef’s name here] working today?” customers would frequently ask. “He just left,” we were instructed to say.

Chef’s Choice, Double Duty on Brunch Crunch

The celebrity chef I worked for was leaving. “See you tomorrow,” he said. At that point, he had four restaurants, one cookbook and so many...
And that was the lunch rush at this little greasy spoon. The orders piled up, and the arguments commenced.

Cooking Up Chaos Serves Shenanigans in Short Order

The sign was well-placed by the roadway. I drove right by it and then turned around. Who says print is dying? It read “Open 11am...
They found four barstools and sat down just as one might expect. Boy, girl, boy, girl. Two espresso martinis, and two craft draft beers.

The Mix: Double Couple Date Stirs up Some Complicated Implications

The foursome didn’t really come in hot. And they weren’t really coming in happy either. It was odd from the get-go. For me, and...
Timmy was a good bartender; he just had a problem with certainty. Or rather uncertainty. His two favorite phrases were “100%” and “absolutely.”

The Meaning of ‘100%’ Certainty

This is what I learned from a bartender named Timmy that made me doubt that kid behind the counter when he said, “100%.”  Timmy wasn’t...
One can get an immediate sense of a bar within the first 30 seconds of meeting the bartender. And this bartender worked like a well-oiled machine.

Becoming a Regular: Don’t Judge a Bar by its Cover

I pulled up and parked along what passed for a curb. Really it was just a pile of asphalt, which certainly didn’t give it...
Bartender Jeff Burkhart was scolded harshly his first day on the job.

By Example, Learning from the Best 

It was my first day as a bartender, and in my mind I had arrived. There is a joke, “What’s the difference between God...
One of the great things about being a bartender is that bartenders are non-threatening, meaning that we are expected to engage with everybody.

Ring Thing, Seeing What We Want

As Charles Bukowski wrote in his novel Barfly, “It’s not that I don’t like people. I just feel better when they’re not around.” But Bukowski...
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