Can you imagine if Chuck Prophet were to write an album all about Sebastopol? “Woman down on Main Street, straight from the Whole Foods / Hangin’ with the gluten-free organic shaman dudes / Blues’ll get you woman, ’fore this quiet down goes dark / where no one rides their bike downtown, and there ain’t no place to park / That’s why I’m goin’ to Graton / Start a kombucha company / I’ll use Gravensteins somehow so folks’ll take me seriously.” But alas, Prophet—whose last album was all about San Francisco—merely performs in the town on Saturday, Dec. 28, at Hopmonk Tavern. 230 Petaluma Ave., Sebastopol. 9pm. $20. 707.829.7300.
