Man, that Christmas dinner was heavy—turkey, potatoes, stuffing, apple pie. Wasn’t I trying to lose weight? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And there’s always my New Year’s resolution, but I feel like burning some off right now. Plus Sheila’s in town—I think she said something about the Sweetwater. Dance party time! The dirty, dusty-45 funk revival has been riding high, and in the Bay Area, few do the style better than Monophonics. I’ll boogaloo on down and burn off this excess baggage when they play Friday—Saturday, Dec. 27—28, at Sweetwater Music Hall. 19 Corte Madera Ave., Mill Valley. 9pm. $17—$20. 415.388.3850.