.Your Letters, 8/28

Grain Reign

While it is true I hold degrees from both Deep State and California State University, Deep, I no longer believe that Chef Boyardee conspires with Franco-American to perpetuate the myth of canned noodle supremacy over boxed Golden Grain.

Perhaps it is time for all of us to face the whole grain truth: Rice-A-Roni, the San Francisco treat, beats the shit out of any Iron Curtain-based rice pilaf, regardless of how much neofascist salt it contains. Because after all, Generalissimo Franco, despite his brutal persecution of the poet, Garcia Lorca, is still dead.

Craig J. Corsini

San Rafael

Real Change

Trump sure does stand for real change. Very much like the changes Hitler wrought in the 1930s. Thumbs down to that!

As for the military industrial complex, I thank our stars we can resist the True Believers out in the world who want to tear down our relatively progressive society.

Christopher Emley

San Rafael

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