In case y’all haven’t heard yet, today’s hilariously hypocritical Republican Party of Matt Gaetz (R-FL), Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA), Lauren Boebert (R-CO) and her convicted sex offender husband, Jayson Boebert (R-CO Jail), are some seriously sick sex freak fascists who love to snort cocaine and attend orgies. Or so said the photogenic, paraplegic 26-year-old Republican congressperson from North Carolina, Madison Cawthorn on March 24:
“The sexual perversion that goes on in Washington… Being kind of a young guy in Washington when the average age is probably 60 or 70… you look at all these people, a lot of them that I’ve looked up to through my life, then all of a sudden you get invited: ‘Hey, we’re going to have a sexual get together at one of our homes. You should come.’ I’m like, ‘What did you just ask me to come to?’ Then you realized they asked you to come to an orgy… Some of the people that are leading on the movement to try to remove addiction in our country, then you watch them do a key bump of cocaine in front of you…”
Religious Right founder and full-blown bigot Jerry Falwell’s so-called Moral Majority of the 1980s, which was politically triumphant in its time, has since then devolved into Jerry Falwell, Junior’s Immoral Minority of putrid perverts who misuse Jesus’ name to financially fleece their foolish flock. And you thought partisan political gridlock was the cause of the GOP’s long-standing inability to get anything done in Congress, but no–as it turns out, the real reason is these days the GOP stands for nothing more than Greedy Old Perverts.
And if you actually need additional proof of the randy Republican Party’s prevalent perversions, I have but just two dirty words for you that sum up the GOP’s hypocrisy on this issue perfectly: DONALD TRUMP. Need I say more? I do? OK then, speaking of snorting cocaine, how about DONALD TRUMP, JR?