Top D.C. Tech Lobby is the Loser in Brown’s Luddite Award B.S.

Gov. Jerry Brown got an interesting award this week from an organization called the Information Technology & Innovative Foundation, which awarded Brown one of its annual “Luddite Awards” for his veto this year of a proposed bill that would have put radio frequency identification chips (RFIDs) on California driver’s licenses. 

The ITIF isn’t just some pro-technology organization that loves its gadgets and techno-geegaws. it’s a K Street firm in Washington D.C. that recently hosted the likes of Bruce Mehlman as a speaker, and lists him on their webpage as an “unaffiliated expert.” Mehlman is a top Washington lobbyist and a former commerce official in the George W. Bush Administration—which lobbied hard for RFIDs when it was in power.

Mehlman also worked for Cisco as the tech giant’s lead Republican lobbyist and, according to a dummy sheet from ITIF that highlighted his recent appearance, represented the Silicon Valley firm before congress, federal agencies and the executive branch. Cisco is up to its all-seeing-eyeballs in the RFID industry; it has provided the tracking technology to support RFIDs in places as far-flung as India. 

The ITIF dismissed as overstated the privacy concerns that drove Brown to veto the RFID bill last year, even as privacy proponents blasted a bill that would have forced Californians to agree to have unencrypted computer chips embedded into their driver’s licenses. The ITIF list of winners gave some insight into the sensibilities of the firm. It made chum of the America-hating linguist Noam Chomsky for advocating a ban on “killer robots,” while slamming all of Europe and China for not going the way of Uber and Lyft and “choosing taxi drivers over car-sharing passengers.” And the ITIF gave an award to the Center for Food Safety for fighting genetically “improved” food.  

The RFID bill Brown vetoed followed on a Department of Homeland Security push for the technology 10 years ago. But the same problems that plagued RFIDs then are still in play, wrote Kevin Baker of the Northern California branch of the American Civil Liberties Union, in a blistering online takedown of the bill as it wended its way to Brown’s desk.

“Experts warned that this technology was insecure ten years ago, when DHS under President Bush first introduced the licenses,” wrote Baker. “Back then, DHS admitted that the personal information stored in these chips could be read from a distance of up to 30 feet. In fact, a security researcher built a reader with $250 in spare parts, drove around downtown San Francisco, and proved how easy it is to read and copy these documents—without anyone ever knowing or even suspecting their information was being skimmed. Sound creepy? That’s because it is. This technology is a dream come true for identity thieves and stalkers, and a civil liberties nightmare for Californians concerned about government intrusion and tracking.”

Have a Punk Rock Christmas This Year

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It’s a dark day for punk rock, as news broke earlier that the former New York city music club CBGB, famed for their pioneering punk shows, is being transformed into a themed airport restaurant. While that atrocity sets in, take back a bit of your punk rock side with a seasonal selections of Xmas tunes done by hardcore legends.
The Ramones –  “Merry Christmas (I Don’t Want to Fight Tonight)”
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A staple at the late CBGB, the Ramones cut to the quick in this punk rock Cristmas classic. SImple hooks, effortless vocals, this 1989 song is a favorite punk anthem every holiday season.
The Vandals – “Oi! to the World”
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I love the Vandals. They’re fun and messy and celebratory, and the band here offers up the ultimate drinking anthem to toast the holiday. Jingle bells back the hardcore riffs in a silly, but sing-along inducing hit.
The Damned – “There Ain’t No Sanity Clause”
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Inspired by a Marx Brothers line and deliberately tongue-in-cheek, this 1980 release from UK punk pioneers the Damned is decked out with jangly guitars and a shimmering tamborine. Old St Nick even makes a cameo at the end.
Fear – “Fuck Christmas”
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Enough said.
 Impact – “Punk Christmas”
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Little known Welsh punk rock band Impact only released one album as far as I can tell, a Christmas album. Fast as Hell, fun and punchy, this one’s a spirited gem.
Merry Christmas, punks!

I See Your 20 Worst Habits of Sonoma Drivers, and Raise You 5

I love this story in today’s Press Democrat about the twenty worst habits of Sonoma County drivers. Texting-while-driving, failing to signal (it’s not a sign of weakness!), slow-crawling up the fast lane on Highway 101—the PD hit on many of the most persistently irritating, anti-social, selfish and dangerous habits of local drivers, but they missed a few. Here’s five more to bring it to 25, but I bet we could jack this list to 100 in no time flat. Readers? 

21. Drivers who rush to make a right turn on a red light to beat the oncoming traffic that has just been green-lit, forcing the lead driver with the right of way to slam the brakes to accommodate someone else’s impatience. This seems to be a particular problem in Petaluma, which is otherwise a friendly town, and rises to the level of a hate crime, IMO.   
22. Drivers who abruptly change lanes on the highway and cut you off after you’ve settled into a middle-lane cruising speed with plenty of defensive-driving space between you and the car in front of you. Hi there, eat my brights.

23. Motorcyclists who lane-split and ride the dotted yellow line at 80 MPH in order to jump to the front of the line at a red light or get ahead of stalled traffic on Highway 101. Insane.
24. Lunkheaded drivers of 18 wheeler rigs on one-lane roads who obtusely refuse to use the turnout and let the traffic by, even when there are 24 pissed-off cars behind them. Rude.  
25. Lastly, an appeal to law enforcement. How about those guys follow the rules of the road, too? The California Highway Patrol is supposed to be model drivers out there, following the law to the letter—since they expect that of the civilian drivers they are sworn to protect and serve tickets to. So when police officers fail to signal, as they often do, they are sending the message that it’s okay for everyone else to just randomly switch lanes without letting other drivers know their intention. When cops talk on their cellphones while driving—not an uncommon sight, wouldn’t you agree?they are definitely not helping the cause of dissuading jerky 21-year-olds from killing other drivers in a moment of selfish distraction.  

Dec. 17: Go West in Santa Rosa

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The vast landscape of the West inspires Portland, Ore., songwriter Matthew Zeltzer to craft lush acoustic rock. Currently working on his debut album under the moniker the American West, the songwriter plays his impassioned Americana for the North Bay this week with fellow Portlander and songstress Maita. Local musician Joshua James Jackson joins them on Thursday, Dec. 17, at the Toad in the Hole Pub, 116 Fifth St., Santa Rosa. 9pm. 707.544.8623.

Dec. 19: Elemental Art in Sonoma

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The ever-engaging Sonoma Valley Museum of Art is opening two exhibitions that explore elemental materials, nature, humanity and technology. For “Contemplative Elements,” Sonoma artists Danae Mattes and Frances McCormack use minerals and fiber as inspiration, while “Between Nature and Technology” displays New Orleans artists Courtney Egan and David Sullivan’s animation, sculpture and audio works. Egan and Sullivan appear in conversation on Saturday, and the Left Coast Chamber Ensemble perform on Sunday. The show opens on Dec. 19 at the Sonoma Valley Museum of Art, 551 Broadway, Sonoma. Noon. 707.939.SVMA. 

Dec. 19: Fish Food in Healdsburg

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Originating in Southern Italy as a Christmas Eve tradition, the popular Feast of the Seven Fishes gets the Spoonbar treatment when chef Louis Maldonado prepares a luxurious seafood extravaganza in the traditional style. Indeed, seven sumptuous courses will be served for dinner. Menu highlights this year include big-fin squid with a Vietnamese broth of herbs and chile oil; sautéed abalone with black truffles in a classic French-inspired vermouth suprême sauce; and frozen yuzu for dessert. The feast happens on Saturday, Dec. 19, at Spoonbar, 219 Healdsburg Ave., Healdsburg. 5–10pm. $85. 707.433.7222. 

Dec. 22: Art Night Out in Napa

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Paint the Town
is Napa’s most creative night out. Taking place in nightclubs and restaurants, and offering painting classes fueled by food, wine and live music, the event encourages you to let your inner van Gogh out to play. Paint the Town is holding its Christmas party at City Winery this week, bringing artists (over the age of 18) of all skill levels together to celebrate the season for a festive night. Art instructors will lead a session where everyone recreates the painting Christmas Fire, with all supplies and a few surprises provided. The party starts on Tuesday, Dec. 22, at City Winery Napa, 1030 Main St., Napa. 6:30pm. $35. paintthetownnapa.com.

The Happy Chef

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Perry Hoffman comes from a family of chefs, cooks and gardeners. His grandparents founded the French Laundry and the Apple Farm in Philo. His uncle owns the excellent Boonville Hotel and restaurant. His father is a celebrated gardener, and his mother is a great cook and well-known florist in the Napa Valley. So it’s no surprise that he developed a passion for food at an early age.

“I had this crazy love for it when I was young,” says the 31-year-old chef.

Over breakfast one morning when he was 15, he told his parents he wanted to cook for a living. They didn’t hesitate to tell him what they thought of the idea.

“They were, like, ‘No, you don’t,'” Hoffman says. “‘There’s no way. You’re never going to have a life. You’ll have no family and you’ll make no money. But,’ they said, ‘you’ll probably be really happy.'”

Hoffman chose to focus on the latter part of that advice, and it seems to have worked.

In September, Hoffman was named culinary director at Healdsburg’s Shed, a combination restaurant, event space and gardening, cookware and food market. In spite of 10-hour (and longer) days and a commute from Napa (he and his wife are looking to move closer), he exudes the happiness and enthusiasm of someone doing exactly what he wants to be doing.

“This a dream place,” Hoffman says with a beaming, easy-going smile. “I can learn. I can teach. I can be excited.”

And, of course, he can cook. Quite well, in fact.

The vegetable-centric menu that Hoffman and his cooks have created is accessible and refined, and displays a creative mind, a steady hand and a reverence for locally sourced ingredients. Every restaurant these days claims to be farm-to-table, even though some of those farms are 1,000 acres and grow just one crop in the Central Valley. But Hoffman takes his commitment to locally sourced produce and ingredients to a deeper level. And why not? It’s all around him.

Hoffman sources as much produce as possible from Shed owners Cindy Daniel and Doug Lipton’s 20-acre “HomeFarm” in Healdsburg. Ingredients also come from a who’s who of Sonoma County growers—some even come from the planter boxes in front of the restaurant. He has taken Shed’s mission of providing the tools and ingredients for good living to heart. “For me,” he says, “this whole building was built for a sense of community and coming together, so the food needs to come together too.”

He means that literally. Hoffman’s plates have a natural, fresh-from-the-garden look that belies the thought and finesse that goes into them. Leaves of greens, herbs, flower blossoms, dabs of sauce and delicately placed slices of fish or meat mingle in a casual but thoughtful manner on the plate. There is no tidy separation of meat, starch and vegetables, but rather an artful commingling.

The menu may be rooted in Northern California and Mediterranean cooking, but it borrows ingredients and techniques from Vietnam, the Middle East, India, Japan and elsewhere. More often than not, the focal point is a vegetable or herb, not a hunk of meat. “Protein is almost always an afterthought,” Hoffman says.

Cooking with what is available in the garden was part of Hoffman’s early training at the Boonville Hotel. “There was no plan,” he says. “It was just, ‘Go into the garden and find something.’ I learned to cook that way because it was required. That’s what really got me into the garden.”

The list of starters is a good example of the chef’s visual and culinary aesthetics. The Pacific yellowtail sashimi is a garden on a plate. Buttery slices of sliced, opalescent yellowtail share space on a wooden platter with sliced kumquats, butter-lettuce leaves, spicy peppercress and a dusting of togarashi, dried Japanese peppers. The varied flavors and textures work superbly together. The Preston Farms carrot salad is another emblematic dish. The sweet, earthy flavors of carrots, dates, lettuce, nigella seeds and a thick stripe of Straus yogurt play harmoniously in the mouth.

Heartier dishes are just as good. I can’t think of a better rainy-weather meal than the braised beef cheeks made into stew with sliced fuyu persimmons, savory cabbage and garnet yams in a light veal broth. The addition of pink peppercorns plucked off a local tree adds a finishing high note of aromatic spice. Pizzas made in the kitchen’s hearth-like wood-fired oven are thin, crisp and chewy, and topped with unexpected ingredients like sunchokes, roasted slices of Meyer lemons and manchego cheese.

“At the end of the day it’s just food, but it really needs to have a soul and a purpose and a vision,” Hoffman says.

He points to a beet and green farro dish as an example of how he approaches cooking. His aim is to create a balance of flavors and textures that riff off a key ingredient, in this case the farro verde, a nutty, chewy, wheat-like whole grain that, when roasted, attains a delicate, smoky flavor. The beets echo the bass notes of the farro, while crèma de lardo (buttery emulsified pork lard spread on little toasts) pays homage to the grain’s Italian roots.

“We’re doing everything we can to complement the flavor of that grain,” he says.

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But reliance on one dominant flavor can go too far, as it does with the salmon tartare. The salmon is fresh and delicious, but the nasturtium leaf served under it overpowers the flavor of the fish and other ingredients.

While his food has a cerebral aspect to it, Hoffman wants to avoid a menu that’s too precious, a criticism some have leveled at Shed for its high-priced cookware and fancy foodstuffs. That’s why he was pleased to see a vineyard worker with muddy boots and pruning shears in his pockets
stop in with his family one night and order a beer and plate of salumi.

“I always want to have a place for that guy,” Hoffman says.

Being excited, and even a little anxious, is a motivator for Hoffman. His first kitchen job was at the late Zinsvalley in Napa, an experience he calls his culinary school. He’s never taken a cooking class.

“I was a really good employee because I was nervous,” Hoffman says. “I always joke around that you cook your best when you’re nervous. That was something that [Zinsvalley] chef Greg Johnson taught me. He said, ‘When you’re comfortable here, I want you to leave. I want you to go someplace where you’re nervous, because that means you’re learning.'”

It’s become an adage Hoffman lives by: Work where you can continue to learn.

“That’s why I made the decision to come here,” he says. “I never had the chance to make kombucha. I didn’t know a lot about it before I came here. For me that was incredibly exciting but also nerve-wracking, because I don’t like not knowing.”

Now that Hoffman is a bit older, he thinks of the nervousness as excitement and creative stress. “That’s a big part of what drives me,” he says.

Andre Moussalli was Hoffman’s sous chef at Domaine Chandon’s Étoile restaurant in Carneros for seven years where Hoffman was executive chef. Moussalli was impressed with Hoffman’s culinary vision and work ethic, and points to his efforts to start a garden and microgreen operation from scratch on an underutilized piece of land in the vineyard.

“It’s just mind-blowing how he accomplished all that stuff,” says Moussalli, who was, given Hoffman’s passion for marrying cooking with gardening, happy to hear about his position at Shed. “That’s his dream job,” he adds.

Rita Bates, a cousin of Hoffman’s who gardens and cooks at the Apple Farm, says the more casual style of cooking at Shed is better suited to his personality, as is the open kitchen.

“He just loves it,” she says. “It’s just exactly what he wants to be doing.”

While Shed is blessed with great product, the kitchen posed some challenges. The downstairs kitchen is just a counter and a wood-fired oven. Upstairs, there is a full production kitchen where a lot of the prep is done, but during meal service there is no running up and down the stairs. That means the staff has to be strategic. Because there is no stovetop or hood downstairs, there are a few more cold or room-temperature dishes.

Some dishes begin in the upstairs and are transferred downstairs to be finished in the wood-fired oven. And after years of working in windowless, closed kitchens, Hoffman says he loves Shed’s setup.

“Working in an open kitchen is really amazing. Instead of being behind double closed doors, I can watch how people eat, what their fork goes into first. If we’re closed off, we don’t get that feedback.”

Looking out the window is a bonus too.

“Here, I feel like every day is a day off, just because I get to see what it looks like outside.”

While Hoffman admires French chef Michel Bras and New York City’s Daniel Humm, the cooks he looks up to most are in his family. His grandmother is in her 80s, but Hoffman says she can still outdo him in the kitchen. His mother sets the bar high too.

“My mom can still cook me under the table,” he says. “She is good. I mean, good.”

Hoffman is clearly in a good head space, and that comes out in the food.

“Four or five years ago, it really started to click for me, everything from textures to flavor profiles to who I am and who I want to be and who do I not need to pretend to be anymore.”

Most of all, Hoffman wants to be happy, and that means cooking, learning and creating. In addition to his talent in the kitchen, what’s most noticeable about him is his attitude. In an era of big-mouthed chefs with bigger egos, Perry Hoffman is a humble and happy exception.

“There’s so much to still learn and so much to strive for.”

The Chicken Soup Rule

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When it comes to efforts at gun control in a nation sick with mass shootings, I like to cite the chicken soup rule: When you are ailing, it is said that a hot bowl of chicken soup can’t hurt, and it might even help get you on the mend. The broth is not going to cure what ails you, but that’s not a reason to reject it.

The same can be said of gun-control: Eliminating or limiting access to certain assault-style weapons can’t hurt the cause of ending mass shootings, and it might even help stop a few.

But I fear the patient is far too gun-sick for old-timey folk remedies to hold sway. The myth of the government coming to “take your guns away” is one of the more persistent sky-is-falling shriekouts the National Rifle Association and its supporters have been toting out since President Barack Obama was elected.

The NRA’s influence is so pungently hostile to any reasonable efforts at gun control that the Republican Congress won’t even fund a study on gun violence, because the NRA won’t let them. After the recent Planned Parenthood/San Bernardino double-bill of terrorist shoot-outs—and after Congress again chickened out on a background-check bill—Obama said enough is enough and started to tee up executive orders to end the so-called gun-show loophole, and make it difficult for suspected baddies on the no-fly-list to buy a gun.

Obama might as well have said he was replacing the Second Amendment with the Sharia Amendment. The over-reaction from gundamentalists was as intense as it was predictable. The ruddy-faced Constitutionalists of the Northern California branch of the Oath Keepers posted on social media that the Obama move could trigger a revolution in America. Sensing that Obama was going to take away guns that they didn’t yet own, thousands of Californians went to the gun shop to load up on the AR-15s—including many from our peaceable little kingdom of the North Bay. No soup for you!

Tom Gogola is the Bohemian’s news editor.

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Fresh Start

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Born in San Rafael and raised in the Central Valley, singer-songwriter Julie Ann Baenziger has been making bittersweet indie pop under the name Sea of Bees since 2009.

Her powerful, melodious voice and earnest, introspective lyrics have made her a beloved underground figure in her home of Sacramento, though she’s been absent from the music scene of late.

“I just started going out again slowly,” says Baenziger.

After releasing her acclaimed 2012 album

Orangefarben, Baenziger took a three-year hiatus to rest and refocus. This summer, Sea of Bees returned with a sunny, shimmering and imaginative record, Build a Boat to the Sun. Sea of Bees plays with fellow Sacramento rockers Sunmonks on Dec. 18, at Smiley’s Saloon in Bolinas.

“I think I needed a fresh mind,” Baenziger says. “When I was doing music, I got a little burnt, and I got this block in my mind almost.”

Dealing with a slew of personal issues, including a difficult breakup, and feeling the growing pressure of a being in the spotlight, Baenziger had a bout of exhaustion and writer’s block.

“I was in this space of trying so hard that it wasn’t natural, and mentally I hit a wall,” she recalls. “I think I put walls up, too, of how to write. And there shouldn’t be walls; that’s what’s wonderful about music.”

Taking time away from music allowed Baenziger to resolve her issues and helped rekindle her love for music, which she first developed as a teenager in a church choir.

“It was a very slow progression,” she remembers. “I just slowly started taking better care of myself mentally, and just tried to enjoy music again, not think of it as an exhausting job, because it’s really a blessing.”

Early this year, Baenziger says, she felt the fog lift and her imagination soar. She harnessed that feeling of revitalization to craft Build a Boat to the Sun, her most upbeat record to date, and also her best. Catchy guitar and pop hooks sparkle throughout the playful collection, and Baenziger’s ebullient voice seems to resound in joy. Baenziger’s strength as a songwriter is in full bloom, and though she doesn’t know where she’ll end up next, she’s learning to enjoy the ride.

“I think [the album] was like a new birth,” she says. “I feel again like music is an old friend. You can write sad songs when you’re not feeling great, but I want to be in a place . . . where it’s just a part of life to create. I think I’m coming to that place.”

Top D.C. Tech Lobby is the Loser in Brown’s Luddite Award B.S.

Gov. Jerry Brown got an interesting award this week from an organization called the Information Technology & Innovative Foundation, which awarded Brown one of its annual "Luddite Awards" for his veto this year of a proposed bill that would have put radio frequency identification chips (RFIDs) on California driver's licenses.  ...

Have a Punk Rock Christmas This Year

It's a dark day for punk rock, as news broke earlier that the former New York city music club CBGB, famed for their pioneering punk shows, is being transformed into a themed airport restaurant. While that atrocity sets in, take back a bit of your punk rock side with a seasonal selections of Xmas tunes done by hardcore legends. The...

I See Your 20 Worst Habits of Sonoma Drivers, and Raise You 5

I love this story in today's Press Democrat about the twenty worst habits of Sonoma County drivers. Texting-while-driving, failing to signal (it's not a sign of weakness!), slow-crawling up the fast lane on Highway 101—the PD hit on many of the most persistently irritating, anti-social, selfish and dangerous habits of local drivers, but they missed a few. Here's five...

Dec. 17: Go West in Santa Rosa

The vast landscape of the West inspires Portland, Ore., songwriter Matthew Zeltzer to craft lush acoustic rock. Currently working on his debut album under the moniker the American West, the songwriter plays his impassioned Americana for the North Bay this week with fellow Portlander and songstress Maita. Local musician Joshua James Jackson joins them on Thursday, Dec. 17, at...

Dec. 19: Elemental Art in Sonoma

The ever-engaging Sonoma Valley Museum of Art is opening two exhibitions that explore elemental materials, nature, humanity and technology. For “Contemplative Elements,” Sonoma artists Danae Mattes and Frances McCormack use minerals and fiber as inspiration, while “Between Nature and Technology” displays New Orleans artists Courtney Egan and David Sullivan’s animation, sculpture and audio works. Egan and Sullivan appear in...

Dec. 19: Fish Food in Healdsburg

Originating in Southern Italy as a Christmas Eve tradition, the popular Feast of the Seven Fishes gets the Spoonbar treatment when chef Louis Maldonado prepares a luxurious seafood extravaganza in the traditional style. Indeed, seven sumptuous courses will be served for dinner. Menu highlights this year include big-fin squid with a Vietnamese broth of herbs and chile oil; sautéed...

Dec. 22: Art Night Out in Napa

Paint the Town is Napa’s most creative night out. Taking place in nightclubs and restaurants, and offering painting classes fueled by food, wine and live music, the event encourages you to let your inner van Gogh out to play. Paint the Town is holding its Christmas party at City Winery this week, bringing artists (over the age of 18)...

The Happy Chef

Perry Hoffman comes from a family of chefs, cooks and gardeners. His grandparents founded the French Laundry and the Apple Farm in Philo. His uncle owns the excellent Boonville Hotel and restaurant. His father is a celebrated gardener, and his mother is a great cook and well-known florist in the Napa Valley. So it's no surprise that he developed...

The Chicken Soup Rule

When it comes to efforts at gun control in a nation sick with mass shootings, I like to cite the chicken soup rule: When you are ailing, it is said that a hot bowl of chicken soup can't hurt, and it might even help get you on the mend. The broth is not going to cure what ails you,...

Fresh Start

Born in San Rafael and raised in the Central Valley, singer-songwriter Julie Ann Baenziger has been making bittersweet indie pop under the name Sea of Bees since 2009. Her powerful, melodious voice and earnest, introspective lyrics have made her a beloved underground figure in her home of Sacramento, though she's been absent from the music scene of late. "I just started...
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