Sonoma by Day

Wine Country fave is back

Those who are able to make it to Sonoma during the next week or so are in luck, because with Covid restrictions liftingโ€”though weโ€™re essentially back to masksโ€”and summer in full swing, the City of Sonoma has put on her summer best and is ready for us all.

Morning

Head in off Hwy 12โ€”or up Broadway from Hwy 101, whichever direction makes senseโ€”and park across from City Hall, which is unmistakable because of the two giant Jun Kaneko heads waiting to stare all passersby down.

These exceptional works are part of Sonoma Valley Museum of Artโ€™s bi-annual outdoor installation, in partnership with the City of Sonoma. This yearโ€™s exhibition, titled โ€œA Delicate Balance,โ€ features four different artistsโ€”including Jun Kanekoโ€”from different backgrounds and working with different media. Grab a map of the installation from the Sonoma Visitorโ€™s Centerโ€”itโ€™s in the Sonoma Library, near the Rose Gardenโ€”and take a leisurely tour of each piece after brunch.

Yes, I said brunch! And hereโ€™s where to eat it: 497 First St. W., at the Taub Family Outpost.

In a gorgeous old building on the corner of W. Napa Street and First Street W., this tasting room/restaurant/retail market/secret cocktail bar is not to be missed. Head in anytime after 8am for a coffee and breakfast fare, but for the real-deal brunch menu, get there on Saturday or Sunday at 10am. Customers should prepare to have their taste buds sung to by a choir featuring acai bowls with stonefruit jam and almond butter, and the Outpost Benedict with slow-roasted pork and a whole-grain mustard hollandaise.

Pair this nosh with a cappuccino featuring Cafe Vita espresso or, if this is a โ€œhot girlโ€ summerโ€”and that applies to absolutely everyoneโ€”with a frozen strawberry margarita, featuring Bribรณn blanco tequila, Watmaugh strawberries and fresh lime.

After Brunch

After perusing A Delicate Balance and walking off the marg buzz, take a stroll over to 130 E. Napa St. and pop into Readerโ€™s Books. This sweet bookshop is a little time capsule in todayโ€™s tech-driven world, where a bibliophile can peruse mystery novels, biographies and local Sonoma history books at their leisure while breathing in that special aroma that only bookshops possess.

If itโ€™s roasting hot outside after the book encounter, check the movie times and head up First Street E. to Number 476 and into Sebastiani Theatre, for a phenomenal cinema and an unbeatable viewing experience. Built in 1933 by Samuele Sebastiani, and designed by the well-known theater architect James W. Reid, the Sebastiani rolled film on its first screening in 1934. Truly a landmark, the Sebastiani also hosts the Sonoma International Film Festival (SIFF), which begins Aug. 5 and runs through Aug. 8! Google โ€œSIFF SummerFest 2021โ€ for more info, and to buy tickets. The lineup this year is not to be missed, and the opening night party features the Tom Petty cover band Petty Theftโ€”itโ€™s too good to miss. 

If no movie is desired at this early-ish hour, head back to the two staring heads in front of City Hall and follow their gaze to Sonoma Valley Museum of Art proper, at 551 Broadway. This 20-year-old institution rotates stellar exhibitions, and the two standing right now are more than worth a visit. โ€œQuestion Bridge: Black Males,โ€ by Chris Johnson, is a transmedia video exhibition on the Black male experience in America, and couldnโ€™t be shown at a more pertinent time. And for those in Sonoma on Aug. 1, Chris Johnson himself will be at the museum to lead a talk on his multi-year journey creating this body of work. Find out more and reserve seats at svma.org.

Also at the museum is โ€œSacred Landscapes,โ€ a retrospective of Bay Area artist Ynez Johnstonโ€™s work, spanning seven decades of her career. Johnstonโ€™s bronze sculptures and intricate ink paintings possess a mythos all their own, pulling viewers into a dreamscape where they can wander freely. Her work possesses its own unique language, which visitors subconsciously decipher throughout their viewing experience. Not to be missed by art appreciators, and hey, the Bay Areaโ€“proud!

Lunch 

Lunch may be required at this point, in which case I highly recommend crossing back through the plaza toward First Street W., and heading to Sunflower Caffรฉ, which serves lunch in a back patio so full of flowering greenery that patrons may feel theyโ€™ve tripped into Eden. Order literally anything off the menu, though I highly recommend the Golden Bowl with quinoa, roasted sweet potato and golden beet slaw; or the Roasted Cauliflower Wrap, with roasted garlic hummus and arugula. Regarding beverages, this might be the moment for a Watermelon Frosรฉโ€”local Sonoma rosรฉ and fresh watermelon juice, served ice cold. Or, for those preferring something sans alcohol, one canโ€™t go wrong with an Arnold Palmer or a lavender lemonade. Sip, take a bite and watch the bees drift over the flowers.

Evening 

Night falls over the Sonoma Plazaโ€”weโ€™ve eaten lunch, weโ€™ve taken in a film or bought our next summer readโ€”I suggest Klara and the Sun: A novel, the latest from Kazu Ishiguroโ€”or weโ€™ve taken some time to view โ€œQuestion Bridge: Black Males and Sacred Landscapes.โ€ No, wait, weโ€™ve done all three! And now, as twilight begins to descend, and an aromatic breeze slips through the Plaza eucalyptus, our thoughts turn restlessly to cocktails and dinner.

Iโ€™m leading us to El Dorado Hotel and Kitchenโ€”at 405 First St. W.โ€”for multiple reasons. First, because Executive Chef Armando Navarro curates a mouth-watering menuโ€”tuna poke bowls, seafood paella and churros with Dulce de Lecheโ€”speaking of which, how have we not had dessert yet? But also because a night at the El Dorado is a night to remember, and those feeling a bit sleepy from their delightful day can now snag a room and order up dinner as room service, or take it poolside or on the garden patio. This building was originally built in 1843, and has seen iterations as a schoolhouse, a church, a wine-making operation and now a fully modernized four-and-a-half star hotel. Have a Manhattan, have some truffle fries. Crack open a book, decipher the afternoonโ€™s movie or art, and then sit back โ€ฆ and gaze at the stars. 

And thatโ€”is a day in Sonoma.

Unvaccinated Propel New Wave of Covid Cases in North Bay

Six weeks after California officials reopened the economy, the state grapples with the fourth wave of Covid-19. New statewide vaccination requirements were announced on Monday, July 26, and North Bay counties now urge residents to wear masks in public spaces.

On July 26, California became the first state in the country to require that all state and health care workers be vaccinated or submit to Covid testing at least once a week. Ten days earlier, Marin and Sonoma County health officials joined other Bay Area authorities to recommend residents wear masks indoors, although state and local regulations no longer require fully vaccinated individuals to do so. Napa County issued its indoor mask recommendation days later.

The delta variant, an especially contagious strain of Covid-19 first detected in India, is able to infect vaccinated people at a higher rate than previous strains, and has become more and more prevalent.

As a result, โ€œvariantโ€ is now a misleading term, Dr. Matt Willis, Marin Countyโ€™s public health officer, said. Similar to the trend statewide, it is now the dominant version of Covid-19, representing 80โ€“90% of Marinโ€™s new cases.

In California, the delta variant comprised 43% of Covid cases in June. Nationwide, the figure was 58%, according to the Centers for Disease Control. By late July, the delta variant accounted for nearly 83% of all new cases in California.

Although they now recommend wearing masks again, health officials are careful to highlight that getting vaccinated is the most important step residents can take.

โ€œWeโ€™ve gotten a lot of mileage out of educating our community… Vaccination is by far the most important strategy, followed by face coverings in indoor public settings,โ€ Willis said last week.

Dr. Sundari Mase, Sonoma Countyโ€™s public health officer, mirrored the comments in a July 16 statement announcing the regional mask recommendation.

โ€œAfter vaccination, masking is the next most powerful tool we have to protect ourselves and each other during this latest wave of infections,โ€ Mase said. โ€œWearing masks, especially indoors and in crowded outdoor settings, will help us contain this more transmissible variant.โ€

So far, neither county has mandated the use of masks for vaccinated or unvaccinated people.

โ€œI do not anticipate moving from our current stance of recommending masks to mandating them,โ€ Willis said last week.

By Sunday, July 25, 62% of all Californians 12 and older were fully vaccinated. Meanwhile, 86% of eligible Marin County residents and 70% of Sonoma County residents had been fully vaccinated. Marin has the highest vaccination rate in the state and one of the highest in the nation.

Sonoma County had 1,040 active Covid cases as of July 25, the highest rate in the county since March. The first two weeks of July saw 10 deaths, out of a total of 329 deaths throughout the pandemic.

One Covid death occurred last week in Marin County, the first in the county in two months, with a total of 186 deaths throughout the pandemic. The county confirmed 327 active cases over the past two weeks, as of July 26.

Marin, one of the first counties to recognize the particular threat of the highly-transmissible delta variant, identified its initial case in April. The county has prioritized whole genome sequencing, the process that allows the identification of variants.           

Between 20โ€“25% of all Marin cases occur in the totally vaccinated, according to Willis. These occurrences, known as โ€œbreakthrough cases,โ€ are defined as a case in a person who was vaccinated two or more weeks earlier. There have been 177 breakthrough infections in the county. However, unvaccinated residents account for over 90% of all hospitalizations and 100% of all deaths in Marin.

In Sonoma County, 83% of people hospitalized with Covid-19 have been unvaccinated, officials announced on Tuesday.

Marin health officials have not seen a significant difference of risk for breakthrough infections based on the type of vaccination received.

While Marin and Sonoma counties have higher-than-average vaccination rates, recent outbreaks in both counties also show the ongoing risksโ€”especially for vulnerable populations,   including people experiencing homelessness and children under the age of 12 who are not eligible to be vaccinated.

In early July, the Press Democrat broke news that 47 of 153 residents of Sam Jones Hall, Sonoma Countyโ€™s largest homeless shelter, had tested positive for the delta variant.

The outbreak represented the largest known infection in the countyโ€™s unhoused population since the start of the pandemic. By July 26, the outbreak had spread to 107 residents and several staff members.

Sam Jones, which Catholic Charities of Sonoma County had operated at lower capacity throughout the pandemic, ran at 70% capacity by July. Less than half of the residents had been vaccinated.

Catholic Charities acknowledged that they had not required residents to provide a negative Covid test before being admitted to the shelter, but instead simply screened for symptoms. One resident of the shelter told the Press Democrat that the nonprofit had not enforced masking and other safety guidelines very strictly prior to the outbreak.

Marin County experienced two outbreaks of the delta variant in May. A cluster of 30 cases, all attributed to the delta strain, occurred in the neighboring towns of Fairfax and San Anselmo. Contact tracing did not find a superspreader event or a single identifiable source.

Our Lady of Loretto School, a private Catholic K-8 school in Novato, suffered a spate of delta variant infections beginning in late May. All those infected were unvaccinated, including some children who were too young to receive the vaccine. 

At this point, the unvaccinatedโ€”who have had months to obtain their vaccinations, which have been widely available at convenient times and locationsโ€”have made a decision to delay. Unfortunately, the vaccine-hesitant are now prolonging the pandemic, especially because the delta variant is highly transmissible.

โ€œMy concern is that people may misunderstand breakthrough cases as a sign that the vaccine is not effective,โ€ Willis said. โ€œIn fact, the vaccine is highly protective against severe illness and death, even against the delta variant. Because this variant is more contagious and is spreading more quickly, it finds unvaccinated people. If they arenโ€™t protected by the vaccine, we could still be at risk for surges of people coming into the hospital and preventable deaths.โ€

Letters to the Editor: Water Wellness

California water well contractors: Now is the time to inspect your water well!

California, like much of the West, is facing a year of extreme drought which is causing some issues for residential water wells across the state. Water wells are a reliable, affordable and safe source of water for over a million California residents, and when properly maintained they can provide clean water for over 20 years.

During periods of extreme drought, an ongoing issue facing some homeowners is their well โ€œrunning dry,โ€ or not producing sufficient water for their household. Water wells that stop producing water can cause frustration and concern for homeowners, and one of the best ways to prevent this is by having your water well inspected and water level tested by a professional water well contractor. Water wells can slow their production for various reasons, and just because the water has stopped flowing does not mean the groundwater source has been depleted.

The California Groundwater Association represents the stateโ€™s water well contractors, pump installers, manufacturers, suppliers and groundwater professionals. Our members are currently experiencing a higher-than-average number of service calls and it is not uncommon for some water well contractors to schedule drilling or inspections up to two months in advance. So, it is important to act today to ensure your water well continues to operate properly and its water levels are sufficient.

To learn more about how droughts may be impacting your water well, you can visit wellowner.org. To find a qualified water well contractor to test your water levels, visit groundh2o.org/member-directory.

Remember, maintaining a water well is the sole responsibility of the property owner. So, donโ€™t wait until itโ€™s too late to have your water well inspected by a professional water well contractor!

Dave Schulenberg, Executive Director of California Groundwater Association

Write to us atย le*****@******an.com.

Open Mic: How Fair Is My Tent!

Although my house consists 

of walls, floors, ceilings, 

doors, windows and corners, 

straight lines, right angles, 

my life living in it is 

curved, organic, amoebic, 

visceral, freeform, flowing, 

a place where magic 

horizontal words and lines 

can meander, bend, curl, 

twist as I follow metaphors 

down rounded rabbit-shaped 

rabbit-holes and up into 

dreaming fluffy clouds, 

responses responding to 

responses floating with 

no beginning, no ending. 

My house is my tent, 

palm-groves and cedars, 

my retreat, my palace, 

a place of playful work, 

my very own paradise, 

blooming in the desert of my mere humanity. 

Rita S. Losch, M.A., MFA, lives in Santa Rosaโ€”not too far from black-and-white cows. We welcome your contribution. To have your topical essay of 350 words considered for publication, writeย op*****@******an.com.

Traveling Event Series Showcases Sonoma Sights and Flavors

Located one half-block up from Sonomaโ€™s historic Plaza, the Sonoma Valley Museum of Art showcases exhibitions of contemporary and modern art and engages the public in educational programs for all ages.

This season, the museum is branching out from its space in downtown Sonoma to show off several other local destinations in the upcoming Great Places/Great Spaces 2021 event series, running August through December 2021.

Over the course of five events, art and food aficionados will travel to historic homes and farms in the Sonoma Valley to experience artistic and epicurean excellence up close.

First, Sonoma Valley Museum of Art invites local adventurers to Stone Barn Farm for a sunset sip & stroll gathering on Saturday, Aug. 14.

Located less than a mile from Sonoma Plaza, the property is one ofย  Sonomaโ€™s oldest farms in continuous use, and features several original 19th-century structures.

On-site homeowners Gail and John Diserens commissioned architect Chris Cahill to design a modern home while maintaining the rural character of the old farm.

Both the Diserens and Cahill will be on hand for an insiderโ€™s view of this storied property. The evening will include a casual tour of the farm, hors dโ€™oeuvres, cocktails, art and more.

Other events taking place as part of Great Places/Great Spaces 2021 includes a Harvest Moon Dinner on Oct. 16 that begins at the Hydeout Sonoma ranch and moves over to Gremlin Farms.

At the Hydeout, guest will enjoy fresh oysters right off the grill and Dysfunctional Family wines courtesy of property owners Cynthia and Ken Wornick. Then, guests can walk through the gate over to Steve and Lori Bushโ€™s Gremlin Farms to partake in all-you-can-eat dining with an Old West theme and special wines and other libations.ย 

The series wraps up in December with a Winter Wonderland Cocktail Party on Dec. 4, hosted by Hosts Scott Foster and Paul Arata at their striking contemporary home just minutes outside of downtown Sonoma. ย In addition to good cheer and good drinks, the evening will offer a diverse collection of art, including sculpture and vintage posters, on view.ย 

With limited space available at these venues and homes, some events in the series are already full, such as the Hidden Hillside wine and food reception in September and the Spreckels Mansion dinner party in November. Great Places/Great Spaces 2021 event tickets are available atย svma.charityproud.org.

Edible Art Comes to Sebastopol

Formed in the Mission District neighborhood in San Francisco more than a decade ago, The Great Tortilla Conspiracy is a one-of-a-kind food art collective that utilizes actual, edible tortillas as their canvas of choice.

This week, the unusual collective is packing up their artistic ingredients and traveling from the Mission up to Sebastopol for an interactive and delicious in-person event on Thursday, July 22, at the Sebastopol Center for the Arts.

Presented in collaboration with the Graton Labor Center, the in-person event will feature satirical and edible screen-printed art consisting of chocolate on tortillas that can be both a culinary delight or a collectible artifact.

The Great Tortilla Conspiracy brings the gospel of tortilla art to the North Bay for a tongue-in-cheek homage to the miraculous apparitions of various spiritual figures on various foodstuffs through history. The collective also embraces the philosophy of “Free food for all,” and so these tortillas are, well, free.

The event also features powerful testimonies by worker leaders from ALMAS/Graton Day Labor Center, who are on the front lines locally and statewide to uplift labor standards, win immigrant rights, and to end the exclusion of domestic workers from health and safety protections.

The free event will also include live music by Dr. Loco and Francisco Herrera, churros, a photo booth and more.

Concurrently, San Francisco muralist Jos Sancesโ€“one of the founding members of the Great Tortilla Conspiracyโ€“will speak about his massive life-size mural “Or, The Whale” that is currently on display at the Sebastopol Center for the Arts

On his website, Sances writes that, “For 8 months I joyfully and manically was able to focus on this very large scratchboard drawing inspired by Moby Dick and the history of whaling in America. The whale’s skin is embedded with a history of capitalism in America, images of human and environmental exploitation and destruction since 1850. The whale is a metaphor for survival, immortality and a reason for optimism.”

The last time that Sances spoke about his mural at Sebastopol Center for the Arts, it was standing-room only. This week, he returns for another discussion of the 52-foot mural, presented in English and translated into Spanish.

The Great Tortilla Conspiracy and Jos Sances appear for an in-person night of digestible art and insightful political discussion on Thursday, July 22, at Sebastopol Center for the Arts, 282 S High St., Sebastopol. Free admission, donations welcome. 5:40pm to 7:30pm. Sebarts.org.

Search Warrants Shed Light on Pig’s Blood Vandalism Investigation

Legal documents released last week begin to illuminate the Santa Rosa Police Departmentโ€™s investigation into the April 17 vandalism of a Derek Chauvin defense witnessโ€™s former home and a white marble statue in downtown Santa Rosa.

In doing so, the documents also shed light on the extent of the resources police have used to pursue suspects in the case, including relying on the cost of the vandalism to pursue felony charges, and using a confidential informant to receive search warrants in the case.

While the crime received large amounts of media attention due to its connection to a trial at the heart of the nationwide protests over the death of George Floyd, court documents indicate it is ultimately not a case for the history books.

Early on the morning of April 17, a group of individuals deposited a pigโ€™s head on the porch of the former home of Barry Brodd, and splattered a considerable amount of pigโ€™s blood outside it. Brodd, a retired SRPD officer who left the department in 2004, made national news days before when he took the stand to defend Chauvin, who was on trial for killing Floyd.

A short time after the vandalizing of Broddโ€™s former home, a large white marble hand sculpture in front of the Santa Rosa Plaza mall was also discovered covered in blood, an SRPD press release from the time states. Because both acts of vandalism involved pigโ€™s blood and occurred the same day, police assume the crimes were related.

On Friday, July 16, the Sonoma County District Attorneyโ€™s office charged five suspects with the crimes. More specifically, Kristen Aumoithe, Rowan Dalbey and Amber Lucas were charged with felony vandalism of the hand sculpture, while Colin Metcalfe and Christina Henry were charged with felony vandalism of the residence. All five also faced charges of felony conspiracy to commit a crime.

On the day of Broddโ€™s April testimony, SRPDโ€™s chief released a statement distancing the department from Broddโ€™s statements in support of Chauvinโ€™s conduct.

In addition to working for SRPD, Brodd taught at the Santa Rosa Junior Collegeโ€™s police academy for four decades before leaving in 2013.  He also served as president of the Santa Rosa Police Officers Association between 2003 and 2006, according to the law enforcement unionโ€™s nonprofit tax filings and press coverage from the time.

Court records released last week show that, on April 20, several days after the vandalism, an SRPD detective received a warrant from the Sonoma County Superior Court to search the Sonoma County Meat Co. for security camera footage, a receipt for โ€œthe sale of the blood of a pig or the head of a pigโ€ on April 16, and other financial records from the day.

During their search, detectives obtained a receipt for the cash purchase of 5 gallons of blood paid for by someone identified as โ€œChris.โ€ A phone number used to order the blood, and video footage from the shop, both pointed to Kristen Aumoithe, the detective stated in a document filed with the court.

Using the evidence from the butcherโ€™s shop, detectives filed a second, much more expansive search warrant application to investigate Aumoithe and her roommate, Rowan Dalbey. In the search warrant application, within the statement of probable cause, a detective describes surveilling the residence of Aumoithe and Dalbey and following Dalbey to her job. He also describes that information provided by an informant stated Dalbeyโ€™s employer. 

In addition to containing the detectiveโ€™s description of why both Aumoithe and Dalbey are considered suspects, the application outlines the items SRPD wishes to seize. The list is mostly composed of electronic devices and access to digital media, including stored passwords, text and voice messages, email, contacts, web search histories and more.

Although SRPD is operating on the assumption that the vandalism occurred in direct response to Broddโ€™s testimony on April 13โ€”and, thus, could not have been planned before thatโ€”the search warrants request access to the suspectโ€™s media from Jan. 17 through May 7. This also includes โ€œall location data for the dates above. Location data may be stored as GPS locations or cellular tower connection data. Location data may be found in the metadata of photos and social networking posts, Wi-Fi logs, and data associated with installed applications.โ€

The document also requests to seize โ€œall photographic/video/audio data and associated metadata,โ€ without a date range cited. It requests that SRPD be allowed to seize and search the devices as long as needed, rather than for the 10 days a search warrant usually requires, noting that multiple searches are conducted simultaneously by SRPD and can take weeks to complete.  

Judges authorized all search warrants in the case, setting the searches in motion. In total, officers searched the residence, vehicles and persons of Aumoithe and Dalbey, seizing two iPhones, three laptops, two tablets, a memory card for a camera, mail and a pay stub at the residence of Aumoithe and Dalbey. Later that day, they applied the same search criteria to Amber Lucas.

In texts and audio messages attributed to Lucas and Aumoithe quoted in the search warrant documents filed by an SRPD detective, the two women discuss plans for dumping blood at the mall and Aumoitheโ€™s experience purchasing the blood at the butcherโ€™s shop.

“We could literally wear backpacks with the blood and walk there from your house through the mall,” Aumoithe writes in one text sent on April 16.

“Perfect,” Lucas responds.

After news of the vandalism breaks the next day, Aumoithe expresses shock at the way the pig’s blood was used to vandalize Broddโ€™s former home.

โ€œI thought they were gonna pour it on the ground by the head or something,โ€ Aumoithe writes.

โ€œSame,โ€ Lucas replies. 

โ€œIโ€™m not taking the blame for the house,โ€ Aumoithe later writes.

The search warrants were requested pursuant to portions of Penal Code Section 1524 that allow for seizure of โ€œProperty used as means of committing a felonyโ€ and โ€œEvidence that tends to show a felony was committed.โ€

In this case, SRPDโ€™s request for search warrants hinged on the vandalism instances being charged as felonies, rather than misdemeanors. How an act of vandalism is charged hinges on the cost to repair the damage it caused. If the cost of the damages exceeds $400, the crime can be charged as a felony. Anyone suspected of a felony may be subjected to the sort of search warrants served to Aumoithe, Dalbey and Lucas.

Broadly speaking, felonies are considered the most serious crimes. Yet felonies range from murder to โ€ฆ vandalism. The $400 line between misdemeanor- and felony-level vandalism is a low threshold, opening many people accused of non-violent crimes to significant scrutiny.

In a statement, Aumoitheโ€™s lawyer, Vincent Barrientos, called the DAโ€™s charges trumped-up and said he suspects that the investigation has been tainted. โ€œThe Sonoma County District Attorney has overcharged this case, alleging a conspiracy that didnโ€™t exist. My client never participated in, nor coordinated, any type of vandalism at the former home of Barry Brodd,โ€ he said.

Lucasโ€™s lawyer, Omar Figueroa, said in a statement that, โ€œMy client Amber Lucas is innocent and the allegations against her are untrue.โ€ Figueroa also denied two claims made in the DAโ€™s charges: that Lucas had posted on social media about taking action against Brodd on April 13, and that she had researched the location of Broddโ€™s house.

To date, the search warrant for Colin Metcalfe and Christina Henry remains sealed in its entirety. All five suspects are scheduled to appear in court in August.


This article is part of the Bohemianโ€™s ongoing series about the fallout from the April pigโ€™s head vandalism and the surrounding intrigue. Read the first part of the series, Bad Blood, here.

Thoughts, news tips or comments? You can reach Will Carruthers at wc*********@*****ys.com.

An Inventive Cure for Seasonal Blues

Who says thereโ€™s no cure for the summertime blues? I mean, besides Eddie Cochran โ€ฆ and, okay, fine, Brian Setzer. But besides those guys? No one. Because there are plenty of cures for the summertime blues. Among my favorites is the Dictionary of Obscure Sorrowsโ€”a compendium of invented words written by video editor John Koenig. Per his website: โ€œEach original definition aims to fill a hole in the languageโ€”to give a name to emotions we all might experience but donโ€™t yet have a word for.โ€

This aligns well with my extrapolation of Jacques Lacanโ€™s thesis that the unconscious is โ€œstructured like a language.โ€ Or, as I like to say, โ€œIf you name it, you can blame it.โ€

Ergo, I blame โ€œmiddingโ€ for my behavior at summertime get-togethers:

MIDDING

v. intr. feeling the tranquil pleasure of being near a gathering but not quite in itโ€”hovering on the perimeter of a campfire, chatting outside a party while others dance inside, resting your head in the backseat of a car listening to your friends chatting up frontโ€”feeling blissfully invisible yet still fully included, safe in the knowledge that everyone is together and everyone is okay, with all the thrill of being there without the burden of having to be.

โ€” The Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows

For many of us, the definition above is our MO at backyard barbecues and birthday parties. At my brotherโ€™s recent celebration, I found a shady recess in his backyard where I spent quality time quietly midding with some redwoods. Then, my similarly weird friends joined me to do the same, thus mooting my midding.

Sorrows of Summer

Youโ€™ve heard of SAD (Seasonal Affective Disorder) that often afflicts sufferers in winterโ€”or anytime in Seattle? Perhaps the next version of the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders will include SUN (Summer Unsociability Neurosis), for those who find sunshine and blue skies reasons to avoid people. As of yet, there is no cure, but there are often appetizers and beer, which can help. I even called my congressman and he said, quote: โ€œI would like to help ya, son, but youโ€™re too young to vote.โ€ So, yeah, maybe there ainโ€™t no cure for the summertime blues.

Daedalus Howell is at DaedalusHowell.com.

Heart Start: Invest In Your Chest

The head is the locus of thinking and intelligence, while the heart is the center of feeling and emotion, right?

Not necessarily. For, just as there is a distinction between exoteric religious ceremonies and esoteric spiritual knowledge, so there is the usual distinction between heart and mind, and a secret doctrine found in traditional wisdom.

As we examined in our last โ€œSpiritโ€ column, the ancients viewed reality as having two distinct dimensions. To the world of Becoming belongs the ever-changing realm of nature and civilization, while the world of Being governs higher metaphysical principles. It would thus seem obvious that the heart should be the organ of fluctuating emotions in the realm of Becoming, while the mind, with its grasp of abstract principles, represents the realm of Being. But on the path trod by us spirit-seekers, these two polarities can be reversed in order to reveal a deeper, hidden meaning.

The faculty of reason is customarily viewed as synonymous with intelligence, when in fact reason is merely a tool of a much greater power. Reason is what mathematicians use to solve equations, or what mechanics use to diagnose engine trouble. But real intelligenceโ€”what we mean when we say there is intelligent life on earthโ€”is the divine gift inside us. It is much more mysterious than pure reason, closer to what weโ€™d call imagination or the power of creation, and its center is held to be the heart.

Consider that an embryo heart develops before the brain, and that most information flows upwards along the nervous system from heart to brain, rather than downwards. And just as it is the heart that wisdom teaches us belongs to the realm of Being and eternity, it is in fact the mind that is subject to everything fleeting and transitory in the world of Becoming, diverging from thought to thought like a monkey leaping from branch to branch, in the famous simian simile from the Far East. And so the Buddha is often depicted with a glowing aura emanating from the heart, and Jesus is shown with a burning flame in the center of his chest.

So, the next time you pause on a bench and drift into quiet contemplation, focus not on trying to still racing thoughts in your mindโ€”instead seek to activate the โ€œBeing feelingโ€ that comes in subtle waves from the chest, eventually wrapping the whole body in a field of vibrating energy. If you can then go on to live your life in this state, no matter what chaos ensues in the world of Becoming that surrounds you, then you are on your way.

Christian Chensvold blogs about the worldโ€™s wisdom traditions at trad-man.com.

Hot Boxed: Receiving Pandoraโ€™s Pot

When the package arrived at my front door, I opened it immediately and thought, โ€œPandoraโ€™s box.โ€ There were more cannabis products than I could reasonably consume in two or three months. A nifty problem.

In case you donโ€™t remember, in Greek mythology Pandora opens a strange parcel and releases a slew of curses upon humanity. I felt cursed to try everything in the package I received. There were drops, joints, gummies, vaporizers and gels in all kinds of flavorsโ€”from โ€œhuckleberry basilโ€ to โ€œwedding cake,โ€ โ€œpeach chamomileโ€ and โ€œgelato.โ€

At first, I thought I might give away some of the gummies to the homeless on the street where I live. But I didnโ€™t want to be responsible for them, so I nixed that idea. I knew I had to make a dent in the samples, and chose the pen with a cartridge. One puff and 30 seconds later I was stoned. Three hours later I was still stoned.

Before I got into bed, I ate a gummie, went to sleep and woke several times in the night feeling pleasantly stoned. I also hallucinated. The colors were trippy. By morning the cannabinoids had worn off and I was back to normal.

Care By Design and other manufacturers of cannabis products aim to target all the many different demographic groups. Thereโ€™s something for everyone. Experiment on yourself and find what you like and what works best for your own internal chemistry. Cure yourself, patient. Youโ€™re the Doc.

The label for the Care By Design gummies reads, โ€œonset time varies per individual so please consume accordingly.โ€ The website urges users to figure out by trial and error what ratio of CBD to THC is most effective. It could be 40:1โ€”which is 40 parts CBD to one part THCโ€”or 1:1โ€”which is equal parts CBD and THC. The combination of the two is recommended for optimal effect.

Whatever package or packages you purchase, forget about Pandora and the curses and think instead of help for insomnia, loss of appetite, stress and also aid in focusing on a hobby or a project.

What I donโ€™t like about some of the new products on the market, including the gummies, is that they contain sugars. Iโ€™m diabetic and donโ€™t need them. The products also have calories. The containers are childproof, which means that some adults, like me, have trouble opening them.

At a Fourth of July party in Marin, I met a woman who had cancer and was undergoing chemotherapy. I gave her a dozen gummies with THC and CBD. โ€œBless you, sir,โ€ she said. โ€œBless you.โ€ I felt like a good samaritan, and, since it was Independence Day, an American patriot. 

Jonah Raskin is the author of โ€œMarijuanaland: Dispatches from an American War.โ€

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