Santa Rosa resident suggests keeping Trump and Biden off 2024 presidential ballot

Communion

Catholic Cardinal Raymond Burke described himself as “very happy” with the election of President Donald Trump and has joined other U.S. bishops in calling for President Joe Biden, a Catholic, to be refused communion for his support of abortion laws.

Cardinals swear an oath of fealty to the pope. If this cardinal cannot support his own oath, then he should be removed from the College of Cardinals. I understand that a position for a parish priest in Ukraine is open.

Gary Sciford

Santa Rosa

Ballot Ballyhoo

I completely agree with letter writer Kimball Shinkoskey (“Letters,” 12/6/23): “Donald Trump must not be on the ballot in any state devoted to the rule of law.” But I wish to go further…

Some states are attempting to pass laws to keep Trump off the 2024 presidential ballot. Wouldn’t it be fantastic if neither Trump nor Biden were on any ballot nationwide? (My apologies for being a teeny weeny bit Corsini.)

Barry Barnett

Santa Rosa

Indulge in a traditional English tea at Napa’s Ackerman Heritage House

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Larkspur

Season of Peace

The Marin Country Mart mall throws its doors open late for shoppers and families to gather for the holiday season. The “Twinkle Twinkle” community event at the mall advertises live music, hot toddies and hot chocolate. The kiddos will make Olaf marshmallows and enjoy the petting zoo with Pinky the Pony & Friends. Cocktails can be had in fine holiday tradition while Christmas caroling with the Marin Holiday Singers. 4 to 7pm, Thursday, Dec. 21. Marin Country Mart, 2257 Larkspur Landing Cir., Larkspur.

 
Napa

Tea Time

For a halcyon moment in this tempestuous holiday season, perhaps spending a leisurely afternoon with a traditional English tea might just be the best option around. As a “Napa twist” to the old favorite tea with nibbles, the 1889 Victorian estate of the Ackerman Heritage House serves tea sandwiches, dainty tarts, savory bites, seasonal house-made jams and premium teas “on authentic antique china and sterling silverware carefully curated by Lauren Ackerman.” The final social tea is at 11am, Wednesday, Dec. 20; however, private teas can be scheduled. Ackerman Heritage House, 608 Randolph St., Napa. Parties of six people or less. Tickets are $70 at ackermanfamilyvineyards.com/private-events/afternoon-tea.

 
Sonoma

Music on the Square

Sonoma Plaza has a long, wonderful history of free public music. The Sonoma Tourism Improvement District’s Holiday Music Series concerts take place on and around the excellent facilities of Sonoma Plaza with “professional musicians playing holiday favorites, classical arrangements and interesting takes on traditional music.” The accomplished Dan Gianola-Norris Brass Quartet and multi-multi-instrumentalist Ron Sfarzo’s North Beach Band finish out the series in late December. 2 to 5pm, Saturday, Dec. 23 (Dan Gianola-Norris Brass Quartet) and Sunday, Dec. 30 (Ron Sfarzo’s North Beach Band), Sonoma Plaza, Sonoma. Free.

 
Santa Rosa

Spoken Truth

Museums of Sonoma County presents “Sonoma County Stories,” an interactive experience featuring an oral history project representing 300+ years of history through recorded stories. The exhibition features the personal histories of individuals, families and communities representing the many cultures present in the county over the last two centuries, including Native American, Latino, Asian, African American, European and more. An immersive experience, visitors are invited to use multimedia stations with access to videos, audio recordings and images. 11am to 5pm, Saturday, Dec. 23, Museums of Sonoma County, 425 7th St., Santa Rosa. Tickets are $10 for adults, $7 for seniors and students; children are free.

Real Astrology, Week of 12/20

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Aries educator Booker T. Washington advised us, “Do the common thing in an uncommon way.” That’s a useful motto for you in the coming months. If you carry out ordinary activities with flair, you will generate good fortune and attract excellent help. As you attend to details with conscientious enthusiasm, you will access your finest inner resources and exert constructive influences on the world around you. Be thorough and unique, persistent and imaginative, attentive and innovative. Adore your chores in 2024!

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Taurus philosopher John Stuart Mill (1806–1873) was among the smartest people who ever lived. As is often the case with geniuses, he believed in the supreme value of liberty for all. He was a feminist long before that word existed. Like another genius, architect Frank Lloyd Wright, he thought that “individuality realized is the supreme attainment of the human soul, the master-master’s work of art. Individuality is sacred.” I nominate Mill to be a role model for you in 2024, Taurus. This could be a time when you reach unprecedented new heights and depths of unique self-expression and liberation. P.S.: Here’s a quote from Mill: “Eccentricity has always abounded where strength of character has abounded; and the amount of eccentricity in a society has been proportional to the amount of genius, mental vigor, and moral courage which it contained.”

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Emotionally and spiritually, you will ripen at a robust rate in 2024. Your intelligence will mature into wisdom in surprising and gratifying ways. Harvesting rich lessons from long-smoldering confusions and long-simmering mysteries will be your specialty. P.S.: Some of you Geminis joke around and say you never want to grow up. But I hope you minimize that attitude in the coming months.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Indigenous people study the intelligence of animals and incorporate it into their own lives. If you’re game to do that in 2024, I suggest you choose elephants as a source of teaching and inspiration. Have fun studying and meditating on their ways! Here are a few facts to get you started. Problem-solving is one of their strengths. They are experts at learning how to get what they need and passing that knowledge on to their offspring. They seldom suffer from sickness, but if they do, they often self-medicate with plants in their environment. Elder females are the knowledge keepers, retaining inner maps of where food, drink and other resources are located.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Writer Janet Champ speaks about the joy of locating “the big wow, the big yesyesyes.” It happens when you find something or someone you regard as “better, greater, cuter, wiser, more wonderful than anything you have ever known.” I’ll be lavish and predict you will encounter a big wow and yesyesyes like this in 2024. Will you know what to do with it? Will you be able to keep it? Those possibilities are less certain, but I have high hopes for you. For best results, cultivate a vivid vision of how the big wow and big yesyesyes will benefit others as well as you.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): In 1916, most women in the world could not vote. Many men considered women to be inferior—lacking in courage and initiative. It was the Dark Ages! That summer, two sisters named Augusta and Adeline Van Buren rebelled against the stereotypes by riding their motorcycles across America. Roads were poor, rains were frequent and police arrested them frequently for wearing men’s clothes. Male-dominated media derided them, with one newspaper criticizing their escape from “their proper roles as housewives.” I nominate them to be your role models in 2024, no matter what gender you are. It will be a favorable time to transcend conventional wisdom, override decaying traditions and be a cheerful rebel.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): For hundreds of years, European nations stole land and resources from Indigenous people all over the world. Among the thefts were art, ritual objects, cultural treasures and human skeletons. Museums in the West are still full of such plunder. But in recent years, some museums have begun to return the loot. Germany sent back hundreds of artifacts to Nigerian museums. France restored many objects to the African country of Benin. Let’s apply this scenario as a useful metaphor for you in 2024, Libra. Is there a part of your past that was hijacked? Your memories appropriated or denied? Your rightful belongings poached, or your authentic feelings infringed upon? It’s time for corrections and healing.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): I suggest we choose the brilliant Scorpio physicist and chemist Marie Curie (1867–1934) as your role model in 2024. She is the only person to win a Nobel Prize in two different fields. She managed to pursue a rigorous scientific career while raising two children and having a fulfilling marriage. Being of service to humanity was a central life goal. She grew up in poverty and sometimes suffered from depression, but worked hard to become the genius she aspired to be. May the spirit of Marie Curie inspire you, dear Scorpio, as you make dramatic progress in expressing your unique soul’s code.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): In my fairy tale about your year ahead, I see you searching for treasure. It’s not a wild and wandering exploration, but a diligent, disciplined quest. You are well-organized about it, carefully gathering research and asking incisive questions. You ruminate on the possibilities with both your logical and intuitive faculties. You meditate on how you might make adjustments in yourself so as to become fully available for the riches you seek. Your gradual, incremental approach gives you strength. You draw inspiration from your sheer persistence and relentless inquiry. And it all pays off by the second half of 2024.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): “All the things I really like to do are either illegal, immoral, or fattening,” quipped Capricorn author Alexander Woollcott (1887–1943). Since he was never arrested, I conclude he didn’t get to enjoy some of the activities he relished. Was he immoral? Not exactly, though he could be caustic. Offering his opinion about a famous pianist, he said, “There is absolutely nothing wrong with Oscar Levant that a miracle couldn’t fix.” The good news for you, Capricorn, is that 2024 will be mostly free of the problems Woollcott experienced. You will be offered an abundance of perfectly legal and moral enjoyments. They may sometimes be fattening, but so what?

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Author Augusten Burroughs is a devoted urban dweller. He says, “When I get a craving for nature, I turn on TV’s Discovery Channel and watch bear-attack survivors recount their horror.” Martial arts master Morihei Ueshiba had a different perspective. “Mountains, rivers, plants, and trees should be your teachers,” he advised. “Study how water flows in a valley stream, smoothly and freely between the rocks.” I recommend Ueshiba’s approach to you in 2024, Aquarius—not Burroughs’. Here are my predictions: 1. You will have no dangerous encounters with nature. 2. You will learn more than ever from the wild world. 3. To the degree that you wander in the outdoors, your spiritual life will thrive.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): A study done at Union College in New York found that being fraternity members raised students’ future income by 36%, but lowered their grade point average by 0.25 points. Would you make a similar trade-off, Pisces? Would you pursue a path that made you more successful in one way but less successful in another? I suspect you will encounter unusual decisions like this in 2024. My job is not to advise you what to do, but to make you alert for the provocative riddles.

Jerry Harrison and Adrian Belew headline Napa NYE show as Remain In Light

Far from a tribute band, Remain In Light is ready to headline a special New Year’s Eve show in Napa, December 31.

Original Talking Heads member Jerry Harrison and touring member Adrian Belew have been gigging incessantly in 2023 playing as Remain In Light, a show in celebration of the band’s iconic record of the same name released in 1980.

Not only was Talking Heads’ album ‘Remain In Light’ a commercial success, it also served as a conveyance for the entire band to delve deep into both world and electronic music. Just when their fans thought it was David Byrne who was doing all the heavy lifting, members Jerry Harrison, Tina Weymouth, and Chris Frantz proved to outside critics it was the sum of all their efforts that made the band what it was.

For those not privy, this was also the entry point for the now 73-year old guitarist, Adrian Belew, as a contributing force on the actual record and, again, onstage as part of Talking Heads’ now larger, nine-piece live troupe. To say his contributions were enormous was a great understatement, as his live playing brought a wholly different dimension to the band. As an aside, he also ended up playing on Harrison’s first solo release, “The Red and the Black,” in addition to David Byrne’s “The Catherine Wheel” soundtrack, an addendum to the Twyla Tharp dance piece. Those wishing to see Belew’s live contributions with Talking Heads can check out the band’s “Live In Roma” DVD as well as the live album, “The Name Of This Band Is Talking Heads.”

The Bohemian caught up with Talking Heads’ always magnanimous keyboardist and guitarist, the now 74-year old Jerry Harrison, in anticipation of their four-date West Coast run which includes a show at Napa’s own JaM Cellars.

Bohemian: Talking Heads have released eight albums. What about “Remain In Light” did you feel deserved such a proper live treatment?

Jerry Harrison: “Remain In Light” was a turning point in Talking Heads albums as well as music in general. The inclusion of many more instruments, singers, and percussion as well as the influence of African pop music and Fela (Kuti) in particular made the album very different. The touring band that I put together for that tour was incredibly special particularly because Adrian Belew is such an original and unique player. Both Adrian and I found the YouTube video of our concert in Rome in 1980 to be quite special and we decided that we should use that concert footage as a blueprint for our tour.

Bohemian: Adrian Belew is such a talented singer and guitarist as well as a live toour-de-force. Besides playing live together, are you and he closer now?

Jerry Harrison: Adrian and I have remained friends since we first met. I grew up in Milwaukee and started splitting my time between New York and Milwaukee so I could take care of my mother. Since I was spending so much time there, I looked for the best recording studios to pursue my solo albums and productions. One of the studios was Royal Recorders which had been the Playboy Records recording studio at the Playboy Resort in Lake Geneva,
Wisconsin. The resort fell on hard times, but Ron Fajerstein, a diamond dealer from Chicago, bought the studio and equipped it with more equipment than any single studio in the world.
It was the world’s largest SSL (Solid State Logic) board and had four multi-track records in one studio. Adrian moved up to Lake Geneva to use the studio and his engineer became one of the house engineers. We would hang out together and he would play on many of the projects that I brought to Royal. We both later moved away, but continued to get together if we were in the same town at the same time. This tour has let us spend months together rather than evenings, so we are now fast friends.

Bohemian: You’re quite the ambidextrous player and skilled at keyboards, guitar, and piano. Did your parents believe in your musical endeavors?

Jerry Harrison: My parents were generally supportive. My mother was a painter and my father had been a musician when he was in college. They understood the pull and the call of the arts.

Bohemian: There’s only a handful of Remain In Light shows left this year. Do you plan on more in 2024?

Jerry Harrison: We will have played close to 50 shows in 2023. We have shows booked in 2024, but I don’t know how extensive it will be. We would like to bring this show to other continents. Hopefully we can make that happen in 2024.

Bohemian: You produced a lot a great records including Ireland’s own Fatima Mansions. What do you remember about working with them?

Jerry Harrison: Gary Kurfirst, Talking Heads manager and the founder of Radioactive Records, asked me to go work with the Mansions. I was only supposed to do a few songs, but when I got to London, I realized that they wouldn’t have enough songs for an album if I only did a few. They were a bit dispirited. I remember our rehearsals in a drafty rehearsal room in East London where we kept having to put in shillings to run the heater. They were great players and we worked quickly and were able to record enough songs to complete the record. I think “The Loyalizer” is just an amazingly powerful and hard hitting song.

Bohemian: How were your experiences producing other highly revered bands like The Verve Pipe, Kenny Wayne Shepherd, Creeper Lagoon, and The Bogmen?

Jerry Harrison: Each of these bands is its own story.

Regarding The Verve Pipe, their previous albums had been quite lush with complicated vocal harmonies. Brian (Vander Ark) had written some wonderful songs that brought them into the “alternative” category. To a degree, I had to protect the simplicity and directness of the songs from too many layers and overdubs. I know it was a bit disappointing to many of the band members because they were full of ideas, but it was a success so I think I was right in my approach.

As for Kenny Wayne Shepherd, he had heard the version of “Boom Boom” that I had produced for Big Head Todd and the Monsters. We’ve made at least six records together, but the first one, ‘Trouble Is,’ remains the most successful as it included his biggest hit, “Blue On Black.”

I wish I had been able to produce the whole Creeper Lagoon record. A fantastic band with great songs. I think it’s a masterpiece still yet to be discovered.

The Bogmen were another fantastic band that didn’t fit with their label’s expectations. It’s
well documented in Lonn Friend’s upcoming book.

Too many stories to tell.

Bohemian: Who are the current members of Remain In Light?

Jerry Harrison: Most of the musicians who have joined Adrian and me were in the band Turkuaz, who I produced. The band is Shira Elias (vocals), Sammi Garrett (vocals), Craig Brodhead (guitar and keyboards), Chris Brouwer (trumpet and keyboards), Greg Sanderson (tenor sax), Michael Corubba (drums), Josh Schwartz (vocals and baritone sax). Julie Slick from Adrian’s trio (bass guitar), and Yohuba Garcia-Torres (percussion).

Bohemian: ‘Naked’ was the band’s last record and, in my opinion, the best Talking Heads release. The amount of guest musicians was staggering. Did you know when you started that this could be your last?

Jerry Harrison: I don’t believe “Naked” ever got the attention it deserved. It would have been amazing to have brought all those musicians on a tour. It was really fun to record in Paris and to be surrounded by so many wonderful West African musicians who we had been inspired by.

As for did I know it would be the last album, no. That said, without touring, it seemed inevitable that we might drift apart. I think we could have continued to have make wonderful records together after ‘Naked.’ Everyone in Talking Heads is very creative and as cool as our solo work is, there is something very special when all four of us work together.

Remain In Light play Sunday, December 31st at JaM Cellars Ballroom located at 1030 Main Street in Napa. Punk rock legends X open the show. Doors open at 8pm and the show kicks off at 9pm. Tickets range from $89 to $199 advance and can be purchased at www.jamcellarsballroom.com. Ages 8 and over are welcome.

Free Will Astrology: Week of December 13

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): In 1849, Harriet Tubman escaped from enslavement on a plantation in Maryland. She could have enjoyed her new freedom in peace, but instead resolved to liberate others. During 13 bold forays into enemy territory, she rescued 70 enslaved people and ushered them to safety. She testified that she relied on her dreams and visions to help her carry out her heroic acts. They revealed to her the best escape routes to take, the best times to proceed and information about how to avoid the fiendish “slave catchers.” In alignment with astrological omens, I invite you to be like Tubman and seek practical guidance from your dreams in the coming weeks—to solve problems or seek bliss.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Jack Nicholson has often played mavericks and anti-heroes in his movies. His life away from the silver screen has also been less than steady and predictable. For example, he has fathered six children with five different women. His fellow actor, Carrie Fisher, said Jack was “fun because he doesn’t make sense.” A person with casual knowledge of astrology might be surprised that Nicholson is a Taurus. Your tribe isn’t typically renowned for high eccentricity. But in his natal chart, Nicholson has the brash planet Uranus near his sun in Taurus, indicating he’s quirky. Aside from that, I have known plenty of Tauruses whose commitment to being uniquely themselves makes them idiosyncratic. These themes will be in play for you during the coming weeks. (PS: Taurus musician David Byrne starred in the concert film, Stop Making Sense.)

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): The platitude says that if life gives us lemons, we should make lemonade. I’ve got a variation on this theme. Consider the Neva River in northwestern Russia. It freezes every winter. During the frigid months of 1739-1740, Empress Anna Ioannovna ordered her workers to cut huge blocks of ice and use them to construct a magnificent palace on the riverbank. She filled the place with furniture and art, making it a hub of festivities celebrating Russia’s triumph over the Ottoman Empire. I bring these themes to your attention, Gemini, because I suspect that in the coming weeks, you will have substantial redemptive power. Whether you make lemonade from lemons or a palace from a frozen river is up to you.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): “If the world were merely seductive, that would be easy,” wrote Cancerian author E. B. White. “If it were merely challenging, that would be no problem. But I arise in the morning torn between a desire to improve the world and a desire to enjoy the world. This makes it hard to plan the day.” According to my astrological analysis, your fate in recent weeks has been more challenging than seductive. You’ve been pressed to work on dilemmas and make adjustments more than you might like. But this rhythm is about to change. Up ahead, life is seductive, welcoming and appealing. Are you prepared to drop any unconscious attachment you have to your interesting discomfort so you can smoothly make the transition to more ease?

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): I want to prepare you for the delights of the coming days. I want to make sure you are fully alert for them and primed to appreciate them. So I give you the thoughts of Leo psychologist Carl Jung. “It is important to have a secret, a premonition of things unknown,” he said. “We must sense that we live in a mysterious world—that things happen and can be experienced that remain inexplicable; that not everything can be anticipated; that the unexpected and incredible belong in this world. Only then is life whole.”

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Have you taken a refreshing break lately? Maybe even a soothing sabbatical? Have you treated yourself to a respite from the gritty grind? If not, please do so soon. And while you are recharging your psychic batteries, I ask you to give your fantasy life ample room to wander wildly and freely. In my astrological opinion, your imagination needs to be fed and fed with gourmet food for thought. For the sake of your soul’s health, I hope you dream up fantastic, unruly, even outrageous possibilities.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): My Uncle Ned advised me, “The best gift you can compel your ego to accept is to make it your servant instead of your master.” An early Buddhist teacher sounded a related theme when she told me, “The best things in life are most likely to come your way if you periodically shed all hope and practice being completely empty.” The girlfriend I had when I was 23 confided, “You may get more enjoyment from the witty ways I confound you if you don’t try to understand them.” I offer these three ideas to you, Libra, because you’re in a phase when the moral of your story is that there is no apparent moral to your story—at least until you surrender your notions of what the moral of your story is.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): I believe you Scorpios are the zodiac sign most likely to benefit from being empathetic. By that I mean you have substantial power to thrive by reading other people’s moods and feelings. You are often able to figure out angles that enable you to gather what you want while helping others to gather what they want. You are potentially a genius at doing what’s best for everyone and getting paid and rewarded for it. According to my analysis of the astrological omens, this knack of yours will soon be operating at peak levels.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Egyptian Pharaoh Tutankhamun died over 3,300 years ago. When his mournful entourage placed him in his tomb, the treasures they left included a pot of honey, which was meant to sweeten his travels in the afterlife. In the early 20th century, archaeologists excavated the ancient site. They dared to sample the honey, finding it as tasty and fresh as if it had just been made. Amazingly, this same longevity is a characteristic of most honey. I propose we use this as a metaphor for your life. What old resources or experiences from your past might be as pure and nurturing as they were originally? And now could they be of value now?

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Screenwriter John Patrick Shanley writes, “Life holds its miracles, good erupting from darkness chief among them.” I predict a comparable miracle for you, Capricorn, though I suspect it will arise out of confusion or inertia rather than darkness. My advice: Don’t be so bogged down in the muddle that you miss the signs that a great awakening is nigh. Start rehearsing how you will feel when deliverance arrives.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Before he reached the height of fame as a novelist, Aquarian Charles Dickens experienced financial instability. When he was 31, the situation got desperate, and he resolved to take extreme measures. For six weeks, beginning in October 1843, he obsessively worked on writing the story “A Christmas Carol.” It was published on Dec. 19 and sold out in a few days. Within a year, 13 editions were released. Dickens’ economic worries were over. Dear Aquarius, I think the near future will be a favorable time for you, too, to take dramatic, focused action to fix a problem you’re having.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Many religious people believe God can hear their prayers and intervene in worldly affairs. Other religious folks think God can hear their prayers but may not intervene. Then there are the non-religious folks who don’t believe in God and think praying is useless. Wherever you might be on the spectrum, Pisces, I’m pleased to reveal that you will have extra access to support and benefaction in the coming weeks—whether that’s from God, fate, nature or other humans. So seek out blessings and assistance with alacrity. Be receptive to all potential helpers, even unlikely ones.

Homework: My new book has inspirations and prompts akin to what you read in my horoscopes: bit.ly/AstrologyReal

Musical ‘Elf’ at 6th Street

A Broadway musical made of the 2003 Will Ferrell comedy, Elf? Inevitable.

Bob Martin and Thomas Meehan took the basic elements from the film, softened one of the major characters, added more “Christmas spirit” and music by Matthew Sklar and Chad Beguelin, and came up with Elf, the Musical. Santa Rosa’s 6th Street Playhouse has a production running through Dec. 23.

Santa Claus (a dry Anthony Martin) greets the audience and invites them to listen to the story of Buddy, the Elf (a super-caffeinated David Bradbury). It seems that Buddy crawled into Santa’s sack one Christmas Eve and crawled out at the North Pole, where he’s raised by elves. Thirty years later, the 6 foot-plus tall Buddy is shocked to discover he isn’t a real elf, and soon he’s off to New York to search for his real parents.

What he finds is workaholic father Walter Hobbs (Keene Hudson) and neglected but loving stepmother Emily (Ambreen Satia) and stepsister Michael (Sylvia Whitbrook). He also finds a love interest in Macy’s store elf Jovie (Kaela Mariano). He does pretty well for someone having lived the sheltered life of an elf.

Buddy is taken in temporarily by the Hobbs family till Walter throws him out after a bad day at the office. Buddy screws up his date with Jovie, too. Top that all off with Santa crashing his sleigh in New York and you have a situation that only Buddy can fix.

Elf, the Musical is a paint-by-numbers show. It hits all the holiday notes, but once you scratch the surface the machination is evident.

Director Aja Gianola-Norris has a good cast doing their best with very shallowly-written characters. Bradbury makes Buddy his own, and you can’t help but smile at his cartoonish antics. But the broadness with which every other performance is delivered makes Buddy seem not such a fish-out-of-water (Martin’s Santa being a notable exception). The show’s biggest laughs were delivered by its smallest member—William Young as the tot from hell on Santa’s lap.

It’s a colorful show with a nice production and costume design and a few good numbers (“Nobody Cares About Santa”, “Never Fall in Love (with an Elf)”). There’s also a bit of adult humor embedded that you hope goes over the kids’ heads.

Elf, the Musical is more of a stocking stuffer than a full-out Christmas gift.

‘Elf, the Musical’ runs through Dec. 23 in the GK Hardt Theatre at 6th Street Playhouse, 52 W. 6th Street, Santa Rosa. Thur.-Sat., 7:30pm; Sat & Sun, 2pm. $19–$51. 707.523.4185. 6thstreeetplayhouse.com.

Local 20-somethings Allegedly Laundered Millions

Santa Rosa police have arrested four men allegedly involved in a wide-ranging scam in which the police said they laundered $7.8 million in 2022.

Police said they spent 12 months investigating the crimes, beginning in September 2022, when they received a request for assistance from a detective in West Deptford, New Jersey, related to a scam investigation affecting someone in their jurisdiction.

The detective tracked stolen funds to someone in Santa Rosa, who allegedly withdrew approximately $1,000 from an involved bank account.

Santa Rosa police served a search warrant at the subject’s residence on Nov. 15, 2022, in the 2100-block of Meadowbrook Court, the home of 23-year-old Santa Rosa resident Anthony Chand.

Police said Chand was working with three additional co-conspirators within the Santa Rosa area to commit extensive money laundering throughout Sonoma County.

Evidence suggested Chand and his co-conspirators conspired with an overseas scam call center to launder stolen money through an elaborate scheme before sending it back overseas. Evidence located included extensive financial records, bank receipts and cell phone evidence tying Chand to his co-conspirators.

Detectives identified a second suspect and served a search warrant on Nov. 15 at the residence of 21-year-old Alexander King Knigge of Santa Rosa, on the 4000-block of Arthur Ashe Circle.

The search allegedly revealed the home was a significant hub of the operation, with an entire bedroom consisting of white boards with victim information on it and dozens of cell phones on charging banks. Each cell phone was affixed with post-it notes with details of identity theft victims’ personal identifying information.

Police also seized $80,000 from a hidden safe in the home and found other evidence showing Knigge spent victims’ money to purchase an Audi sedan and several expensive Rolex watches, which were also seized.

Police said they believe Knigge kept stolen funds, which he laundered or was actively laundering, in several bank accounts which were subsequently frozen.

Knigge was in Hawaii trying to buy property with stolen money when the warrant was served, as police froze $275,000 of victim money from Knigge’s bank accounts.

Chand and Knigge’s alleged co-conspirators were 21-year-old Healdsburg resident Brileigh Blosser, and 22-year-old Santa Rosa resident Calvin Valledor.

Over the next several months, detectives served dozens of search warrants to 26 different financial institutions, targeting over 150 bank accounts created or used by Knigge. They also served warrants on numerous online service providers, to get a better understanding of the scheme.

Police said many of the victims throughout the United States were elderly. They were contacted by call centers overseas, likely in India. The victims were scammed by a variety of methods, including impersonation of law enforcement to trick people into paying money to settle alleged outstanding warrants or overdue taxes, “Norton Lifelock” scams, computer virus scams and remote bank account hacking through tricks or elaborate schemes. Victims were tricked into wire transferring money to accounts controlled by Knigge.

Police said Knigge constantly created new bank accounts with the names and information from identity theft victims located throughout the country, which he likely obtained online. Detectives identified nearly 100 victims of identity theft victimized by Knigge and interviewed many of them.

Once money was allegedly received by Knigge in the bank accounts, police said he and his co-conspirators worked quickly to launder the funds out of the accounts to avoid banks freezing the funds. Knigge allegedly used numerous strategies and relied heavily upon his co-conspirators, who he routinely called “employees,” to launder the funds.

Police said, once the money was laundered, evidence suggests Knigge kept a portion, paid his co-conspirators a small amount for helping launder the money and sent the remaining scam victim money overseas, presumably to the original scammers.

Detectives determined this group laundered more than $7.8 million in 2022.

Investigators identified victims and worked with law enforcement agencies throughout the country to make necessary police reports and start investigations from the source with the goal of returning some of their lost funds.

Police arrested Knigge, Blosser and Valledor in November, and all three were being held in lieu of $1 million. All three have been charged with conspiracy, money laundering, aggravated white collar crime enhancement and identity theft with 10+ victims. Knigge has also been charged with elder abuse.

During Valledor’s arrest, detectives allegedly seized two illegal rifles. He has been charged for possession of an assault rifle as well.

Anyone with information on this money laundering operation can contact Detective Tim Gooler or a property crimes detective at 707.543.3575.

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Evidence suggested Chand and his co-conspirators conspired with an overseas scam call center to launder stolen money through an elaborate scheme before sending it back overseas.

Local Treasures in Sonoma Napa

Celebrate the essence of the season by choosing meaningful gifts that not only bring joy to loved ones but also contribute to the vitality of our community by exploring the rich offerings of our area—a place full of unique treasures.

In the spirit of embracing community and supporting local business, particularly during this festive season, here’s a selection of ideas to give one some inspiration. This gift guide serves as a tantalizing introduction, a “tasting menu,” offering a glimpse into the array of options available from our vibrant community of small, locally-owned businesses.

Sonoma Spice Queen

This woman-owned organic spice shop in downtown Petaluma is a haven for holiday shopping. Everyone loves and uses spices, so it’s easy to find something here for even the most hard-to-please people on one’s gift list. Enjoy some hot chocolate while browsing the offerings, which include fancy tins of dozens of spices, flavored salts, vinegars, herb rubs and so much more.

If time is of the essence, pick up one of their themed gift boxes (Taste of Spain, anyone?) or go ahead and custom assemble one that includes the recipient’s favorite spices, bagel toppings, a range of hot chocolate mixes, holiday caramels, chocolates and anything in between. Top it off with a local artisan-made tea towel and a ceramic mug.

9 4th St., Petaluma, 707.776.7678, sonomaspicequeen.com.

Rust Boutique

Whether one is looking for a special gift or a festive outfit to wear to a holiday party, Rust Boutique, owned by personal stylist Alice Briggs, specializes in women’s clothing with a focus on in-store, personalized styling. The boutique boasts a luxurious collection of boho-chic-inspired apparel, from jeans to cocktail dresses to coats, and has a stunning selection of jewelry and accessories, also perfect for gift-giving. Originally at The Barlow in Sebastopol, Rust Boutique is now expanding to include a new pop-up in Montgomery Village.

6780 McKinley St. #120, Sebastopol, 707.827.6181, and 2411 Magowan Dr., Santa Rosa, rustboutique.com.

Good Gray

Established by the mother-daughter duo, Laurel and Lily Reid, Good Gray – A Commonplace Shop carries an array of unique gifts so beautiful that one will also want to take them home for oneself! With a gorgeous and tactile collection of home goods that will become heirlooms, as well as a selection of very special art supplies, including high-pigment, Japanese watercolors, plus artisan-made clothing, Good Gray is adept at blending art with the practical world.

It’s located in a spacious, sunlit storefront on Main Street in Penngrove, where shoppers can enjoy the peaceful small town atmosphere. The shop draws inspiration from historical commonplace books, weaving together the family’s passion for craft, gardening, literature and home, and has become a haven aiming to inspire, educate and delight.

Open Tuesday-Sunday 11am-5pm and 11am-3pm Christmas Eve. 9591 Main St., Penngrove, 707.755.4535, goodgray.com.

Retrograde Coffee

Indulge the coffee enthusiast in one’s life with a gift or gift card from Retrograde, Sonoma County’s first certified green coffee roaster and café. Retrograde’s Coffee itself promises joy, but the café shop offers more than just coffee. Explore handcrafted provisions, unique cards for every occasion and an array of delights like chocolate, hot sauce, soaps, scarves and a diverse tea selection. Coffee aficionados will appreciate the selection of specialty brews and accessories.

Dive into the Retrograde experience with branded swag, including T-shirts, hats and sweatshirts. This holiday, treat loved ones to a blend of exceptional coffee and a variety of thoughtfully curated goods.

Open Monday-Friday 7am-5pm, Saturday & Sunday 7am-4pm. 130 S. Main St., #103, Sebastopol, 707.827.8065, retrograderoasters.com.

Heebe Jeebe

A hometown favorite, Heebe Jeebe offers fun gifts in a variety of price ranges, including locally branded merchandise, stickers, housewares, decor, toys and cards. Pick up one of their “Somebody in Petaluma Loves You” mugs for a friend who’s moved out of town, or browse the array of home decor, including vintage-y looking kitchen items, dish towels, flasks, nightlights, ornaments, hats, glasses, art supplies, journals and so much more.

For the smallest ones on the gift list, the shop offers an entire section of toys for a variety of ages, ranging from zero to teenager. Toy favorites include soft stuffies, wooden play food and eco-crafted toy trucks. My personal favorite for grown-ups: socks printed with jokes and illustrations of various popular interests, like sriracha or cats.

Open 10am-6pm daily. 46 Kentucky St., Petaluma, 707.773.3222.

Wild Honey Wonderland

For curated holiday home decor and a variety of charming gifts, Wild Honey Wonderland—an extension of Wild Honey Mercantile in Montgomery Village—is a delightful seasonal shop full of gift-giving treasures. This carefully selected collection includes holiday decor, home goods and cozy accessories. Open until Dec. 24, the pop-up provides a limited-time haven for those seeking festive cheer and unique gifts in a charming setting that radiates joy.

Open Monday-Saturday 10am-6pm and Sunday 11am-5pm. 2405 Magowan Dr., Santa Rosa, 707.771-9709.

Be Bubbly

Discover unforgettable gift experiences and a festive venue for holiday gatherings at Napa’s beloved Champagne bar, Be Bubbly. Indulge in a diverse array of global Champagnes and sparkling wines, savoring three 2.5-ounce pours in vintage coupes along with an array of palate teasers. Perfect for a holiday get-together or a special date night, the Full Bottle & Glass Menu pairs with their delightful bites, while five unique flights are available until 5pm. Walk-ins are welcome, and reservations for six or more are accepted.

And for a special experience, let Be Bubbly’s sophisticated team bring effervescent joy to one’s chosen venue with sabers and bouchons. Purchase gift cards in store or online, where one can buy a traditional gift card, send gift cards to multiple recipients or even pool money from multiple contributors for one recipient.

Open Monday-Thursday noon-8pm (closed Tuesday); Friday, Saturday noon-11pm; Sunday noon-7pm. 1407 Second St., Napa, 707.637.4532, bebubblynapa.com.

Sonoma Valley Museum of Art

Take a holiday break with a visit to Sonoma Valley Museum of Art, where painter Richard Mayhew’s enchanting landscapes await. And after enjoying the collection, do some shopping at the Museum Store.

Inspired by contemporary and modern art, the Museum Store offers locally and globally crafted artful products and unique finds, including art books, tote bags, ceramics and the “Sonoma Exhibitionist” lotion and soap line from the local artisans at Sonoma Apothecary, made exclusively for the museum. Purchases from the store not only add a touch of creativity to a holiday; they will also nurture the museum’s educational initiatives.

Open Wednesday-Sunday 11am-5pm. 551 Broadway, Sonoma, 707.939.7862, svma.org.

Dave Koz performs Christmas Jazz at LBC

Back in fall 2019, as Dave Koz was readying himself to do his annual holiday tour, he was already thinking about making an ambitious new album.

“In the beginning, the idea was to make like a double album or maybe a double EP that would reflect a little bit about where I’d been and then where I’d like to go,” Koz recalled in a phone interview. “I remember even, ‘Yesterday and Today’ was the working title of that.”

Of course, within a few months, the pandemic hit and this turned everything upside down, including Koz’s plans for a double album. Like many people, the saxophonist struggled to find his bearings in this strange new world of closed businesses and quarantining.

But Koz, who has always been one of the busier artists in music, hosting two weekly radio shows, organizing cruises, partnering in a wine business, recording albums and doing at least a pair of tours most every year, didn’t let the unexpected free time keep him from being productive.

As a result, when Koz got back to touring post-pandemic, he had not one, but two, new albums under his belt.

The first of those albums, A New Day, arrived in October 2020, and it marked Koz’s first album of original non-holiday music in a decade. To an extent, it follows through on the idea of making an album that stays true to the musical style of the 10 non-holiday studio albums Koz has released since 1990 (all of which have gone at least top 5 on the contemporary jazz chart). Like his previous albums, A New Day is largely in the instrumental R&B-accented smooth jazz realm.

The pandemic, though, did influence the upbeat feel of the music of A New Day.

“Immediately kind of when the pandemic hit, this is March of 2020, after the initial shock wore off, I was like, well, this is what I noticed about myself. I was really fumbling toward, trying to make myself feel better,” Koz said. “And I noticed it was really through music that I was able to accomplish that, my feel-good music from people I could count on. So it kind of dawned on me that maybe I should get my ass into gear and record some music, hopefully, to do the same thing for other people.”

The Golden Hour project actually preceded work on A New Day, and Koz feels it spurred a more spontaneous approach to making the latter album.

In February 2020, Koz got together with producer/co-writer Cory Wong to compose songs for that album. The Golden Hour was a quite different venture for Koz, pairing him and guitarist Wong with a big band playing, in many cases, songs that were more energetic—at times even rocking—than Koz’s other albums.

“He inspired me,” Koz said of Wong. “He said to me, ‘I just want you to do one thing, and that’s one thing for me, and that is not second guess yourself. Let’s just go with it. Don’t try to overthink about stuff. Let’s just capture these songs in the moment, and then we can come back to them and see whether we like them.’ At least in the writing phase, ‘Don’t judge.’ That was really great advice because I’m a total judger while it’s going down. So I think a little bit of that rubbed off in the songwriting for A New Day, where I was just able to just say, ‘OK, I like this today, and let’s finish it and see if it makes it tomorrow.’”

Koz, though, wasn’t through making new music. He has a new EP, Dave Koz Does Disney, featuring his versions of several Disney songs, coming out. And last year, he released Christmas Ballads, his eighth holiday album, which was released just in time for last year’s 25th-anniversary outing of his Dave Koz and Friends Christmas tour, back again this year for a 26th edition.

Working with producer Philippe Saisse, who has contributed to several of Koz’s albums, including as an arranger on his 2020 album, A New Day, a first step was figuring out a theme for the album—something that took some effort after seven previous holiday albums.

“Philippe and I, we talked through our many conversations before there was even a note recorded. We came up with the idea of it’s like the time of the day when you would listen to an album like this,” Koz said.

“So the specific moment that we had in mind when we recorded it was that feeling of after your guests have left. The party is over. You’ve put away the dishes. It’s the week before Christmas. You’ve got the fireplace going. You have a nice beverage in your hand, maybe somebody special there to share it with. What does that feel like musically? That’s why we decided to do all ballads and to reflect that warm moment that’s very specific in the holidays. And I think we got it,” he continued.

Another hurdle was choosing songs Koz had not previously recorded that fit the mood of the Christmas Ballads album.

“We recorded 10 songs that I had never recorded before,” Koz said, including the original song, “Wrapped Around Your Smile,” in the equation. “It was not easy to find 10 new songs. This was album number eight of Christmas music, but we were able to do it.”

Actually, Koz found several holiday classics to record, including “God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen,” “It Came Upon the Midnight Clear,” “Away in a Manger/Silent Night” and “Merry Christmas Darling,” all of which are performed in Koz’s silky smooth jazz form, but with some creative arrangements that often include orchestration and tasteful spotlight moments for solos from Koz, and guests David Benoit (keyboards), Rick Braun (trumpet) and Peter White (guitar).

There are also some less obvious song choices, including John Lennon’s “Happy Xmas (War Is Over)” coupled with “Imagine” (with Jade providing vocals on the latter song), and “Petit Papa Noël,” a song plucked from the 1946 French film, Destins.

A few songs from Christmas Ballads figure to be included in this year’s Dave Koz and Friends Christmas tour. But he will be sure to also perform the Christmas songs that have become fan favorites on these annual tours. This year, Koz is joined by guitarist/singer Jonathan Butler (who has done several of these holiday tours), singer Rebecca Jade, sax player Marcus Anderson and pianist Justin-Lee Schultz

Koz said he is grateful for how his Christmas tours have become an annual tradition.

Dave Koz and Friends perform at 7:30pm, Wednesday, Dec. 20 at Ruth Finley Person Theater (at the Luther Burbank Center for the Arts), 50 Mark West Springs Rd., Santa Rosa. Tickets are $49 to $179 and available at tickets.lutherburbankcenter.org/0/5010.

The Key to Ending Minority Rule

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In 2022, most congressional elections were decided before Election Day because, as the Cook Political Report had predicted, only 40 House and Senate seats were competitive.

Of the 430 races, only 17% of House races and 26% of Senate races were decided by less than 10 percentage points. The general election was an afterthought. According to Unite America, a pro-democracy watchdog group, 83% of the House was elected by 8% of the American electorate.

Let’s give examples. Andy Ogles of Tennessee’s “safely red” 4th congressional district, population 850,000, needed just 21,000 votes to put him in Congress. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez first won her “safely blue” seat in 2018 with just under 17,000 votes out of 30,000 votes cast (in a district with 215,000 registered Democratic voters) to represent 670,000 New Yorkers.

Primary elections are sending us straight to hell as we cede power to the most negative, partisan, polarized voters. Our system looks just like sports rivalries, in which members of the two major parties cooperate in hatred of the other “team” rather than seek common purpose. Members of Congress elected in low-turnout primaries have only one lame-ass job to pursue: Bash the opposing party, promise results they know will never follow and put public displays of boorishness ahead of legislative accomplishment.

The way to change all this is to build choice and competition into every election. One method is called Final Five Voting, which requires two changes:

One is to eliminate party primaries, which are replaced by preliminary elections open to all candidates and all voters, free from the tyranny of party affiliation. The top five finishers then qualify for the general election.

The second is eliminating non-majority winners by inserting an instant run-off process to determine who among the top five has majority support in a district. An instant run-off is like a series of run-offs, except voters don’t have to return to the polls because they have cast their votes using a ranked ballot. After the polls close, three rounds of automatic run-offs narrow the field to the final two, one of whom will have a majority.

Competition and choice encourage elected officials to do something almost none of today’s candidates are required to do: better serve their “customers,” the electorate. The confederacy of dunces has to go.

Craig J. Corsini lives in San Rafael.

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