.Best Place to Manufacture One’s Own Meet-cute Since Cupid Obviously Doesn’t Care

Sonoma-Marin Area Rail Transit

They say one can’t force love and that allowing a romantic relationship to bloom naturally, slowly and organically is the only way to let feelings grow—they (whoever “they” are) are wrong. Because one absolutely can strongarm one’s way into a relationship, with or without Cupid’s arrow guiding the way. It’s easy really; just endlessly ride the Sonoma-Marin Area Rail Transit back and forth and act confused around every single attractive stranger one sees until, one completely serendipitous day, that soulmate shows up. Easy peasy!

I mean, yeah, one can twiddle thumbs and wait around for lady luck, Madame Fortuna herself, to stop the nauseating spinning wheel of fate that dictates the next dude, dame or otherwise to date…but that takes a whole lot more effort, at least mentally speaking, than more or less living out of a SMART train until true love finds a way.

Some may call a plan like this “crazy” or “unhinged,” but is it really any less sane than expecting to meet the one on a dating app like Tinder or Hinge? In a world rife with the odd disconnection of online dating, daring to dress to the nines and put it all on the railway line is…strangely restrained.

So, let everyone else wait for the love of their life. But don’t let silly things like “patience” or “trusting the process” get in the way of what’s really important: artificially manufacturing a meet-cute by flaunting oneself in front of people on their commute. Maybe drop a monogrammed napkin or two along the way.

To learn more about manifesting one’s own romantic destiny by wandering around on the Sonoma-Marin Area Rail Transit looking confused, lost and hot, visit the website at sonomamarintrain.org.


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