Listen, there are edibles galore these days, and this isn’t a plug on which ones to get. It’s a plug on which ones to get and where to get them: Orchard Peach Camino Sours or Plus Strains Granddaddy Purple gummies from Mercy Wellness.
A sweet and informed time, my first trip to Mercy involved very nearly becoming best friends with the individual who checked my ID before heading into the main room to get a well-informed and anecdote-sprinkled walkthrough of the various different products and their uses. Who doesn’t want to hear the story of the time someone’s sister misread the dose and ate three instead of one? While checking out, I was elated to a) hear “SexyBack” issuing from the speakers, b) dance animatedly, if surreptitiously, and yes, it can be done, and c) look up to see my checker-outter dancing with no less enthusiasm, at which point we dropped all surreptitiousness and openly expressed our appreciation for the timeless track. I’ll also say she had the best head of hair I’ve ever seen. Mercy.—JV
