Best Rural Dive for Day Drinking With Ag Legends

The Bar at the Dry Creek General Store, Healdsburg

The wine country is crawling with beautiful dives. We’ve got a dusty back-road bar for every little rural subregion. They serve as community churches of sorts, where locals can come and buy each other a cold one and swap dirt on what’s really happening around here. I, of course, am partial to mine. It’s called The Bar at the Dry Creek General Store, and it’s a beacon of the old way of life in the agricultural Dry Creek Valley outside Healdsburg.

The place is nearly 150 years old at this point. Its walls and ceilings are crawling with old ag paraphernalia—rusty tools, farm signs, hard hats, the works—and enough taxidermy to run off the faint of heart. Some of the barstools are saddles. There’s a “suggestion box” with a hole in the bottom that hangs over the trash can; it was a gift to the bar from a regular named Dry Creek Pat, who lives down the way and wears only camo.

Folks from all walks of rural life commune here: wine bosses, vineyard workers, tractor kings, bikers, fishers, matriarchs, pretty little things, etc. You can take your drink out on the front porch, where the vineyard vista—and the tourist watching—is unmatched.

Rachel, head bartender, runs a tight ship: Act the part of “drunken asshole,” and she’ll cut you right off. But if you just need some food in you, she’ll serve you up a jumbo hot dog with all the fixings—or better yet, a giant chunk of cheese with a pile of saltines on the side. Welcome to the dream life of a Dry Creek barfly.

Best Place to Escape Existential Dread, Manspread and Be Fed Flatbread

Spread Kitchen, Sonoma

Most of us from the North Bay Area need the same basic things in order to survive: food, water, wine…you know, the bare essentials of life. But in order to turn that “survive” into more of a “thrive,” diners require just one more surprisingly scarce commodity—a place to manspread those legs and be fed flatbread whilst fighting off a looming sense of impending existential dread. Luckily, Sonoma’s own Spread Kitchen has this particular niche covered.

In Napa and Sonoma counties, the food and drink scene is famously and obscenely good. So good, in fact, that one could easily find one of the best dining experiences of one’s life entirely by accident just by getting blindingly drunk on a wine tasting tour, throwing a dart at a map of the county and eating wherever it lands.

But there comes a time in every foodie’s life, especially those spoilt from living in a climate as culinarily rich as that of the North Bay, where we start to crave something more substantial. And in between bites of gold-filigreed caviar blinis and sips of perfectly paired wine that’s rumored to be as old as the concept of America itself, one can really begin to question whether or not the hole in one’s soul can be filled—at least not without a whole lot more flatbread and room to manspread.

At Spread Kitchen, diners can sit outside with arms and knees akimbo, taking up as much space as possible while enjoying plate after plate, dip after dip and sip after sip.

Spread Kitchen is located at 18375 Highway 12 in Sonoma. To learn more about this authentic yet creative take on Lebanese cuisine, visit the website at spreadkitchensonoma.com, send an email to in**@************ng.com or call 707.721.1256.

Best Country Oyster Bar to Make One Look Savvy on a First Date

Rocker Oysterfeller’s, Valley Ford

If one is looking to get all country and cute with a country cutie, look no further than Rocker Oysterfeller’s restaurant and bar along Highway 1 in Valley Ford, out near the Sonoma coast. This place manages to bottle up what’s so charming about that whole part of the county—that irresistible mix of dairy and beach, equal parts blue-collar classy and down-home hippie.

Enter the creaky wooden roadhouse where Rocker Oysterfeller’s lives and serves, and soon one will spot the star of the show: a little dreamboat of a bar, straight out of a nautical fairytale. It’s just the spot to share hopes and demons with a date while swimming in oysters and bloodys and sparkling things and all else delightful and delicious.

The menu is a wonderland of Southern-style comfort foods; if nothing else, you’d be wise to try the braised pork shoulder. Really, though, you’d be wise to try everything. There are other nice places to sit besides the bar, too—even a fruit orchard and garden, when it’s warm out. There’s also a famous local creamery serving ice cream across the street, if you want to go be cute some more after. Or you could head to the ocean. But why not just stay and slurp oysters at the bar all day? If that doesn’t seal the deal, you weren’t meant to be. — Simone Wilson

Best Place to Find Nerds in the Wild

Goblin Bros. Games & Gear, Petaluma

A couple of years ago, I became interested in board games, specifically Dungeons & Dragons, which I had played briefly and found fun and complicated. Looking back, it is easy to see why I became interested in board games. Covid brought isolation, and board games provided both community and escape. Now all I needed was a board game.

So I wandered like a desert traveler until I discovered an oasis. The oasis was Goblin Bros. Games & Gear. In the middle of downtown Petaluma, it’s a place where the geeks and the nerds roam freely and happily like gazelles on the African savanna.

Similes aside, Goblin Bros. is a very impressive store, not least of which is because it takes gaming seriously. As comedian Chris Hardwicke once observed, “The difference is that a nerd would wear a D&D shirt because he loves D&D, while a hipster would wear a D&D shirt because it’s ridiculous that he is wearing a D&D shirt.”

The magic of Goblin Bros. is that any ironic hipster who enters often exits as an ironic nerd. And the conversion is the result of the sheer amount and selection of games. There’s something for everyone. Whether a 20th-level hill-dwarf cleric or just a would-be geek with time on their hands, you cast a die, and Goblin Bros. casts its spell.

Goblin Bros., 133 Kentucky St., Petaluma. 707.780.2048. goblinbros.com. — Desmond Howell

Best Place to Take the Fam ‘Back to the Future’ of Video Games

The Rewind Arcade, Sebastopol

Deep in the heart of Sebastopol’s Barlow, amidst the culinary and craft beverage joints, lies Rewind Arcade, a neon-lit portal to the past, reviving the lost art of arcade gaming. This isn’t just another entertainment venue; it’s a love letter to the pixelated pleasures of the ’80s and ’90s, crafted by owner Adam Lam.

Recognizing The Barlow’s rich tapestry of food and drink but lacking in pure, unbridled fun, Lam decided it was high time to inject some retro gaming into the mix, offering a much-needed escape from the present.

Rewind isn’t just about nostalgia; it’s about recapturing the communal joy and competitive spirit that only a room full of arcade machines can offer. With a lineup that includes everything from the pinball magic of franchise intellectual properties like Star Wars and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles to the arcade classics like Mortal Kombat, PacMan and Mario Brothers, Rewind is a treasure trove for gamers and nostalgia buffs alike.

But Rewind Arcade offers more than just a trip down memory lane. Open until midnight on Fridays and Saturdays, it’s the perfect spot for an after-dinner date or a late-night hangout, complete with a craft beer and beverage menu that rivals the game selection in variety.

Currently, patrons can enjoy Mexican fare from Barrio via a QR code system, with plans to expand the culinary offerings to include favorites from other Barlow establishments.

The beverage experience at Rewind is as unique as its gaming selection. With a Type 40 license, the arcade serves up a diverse range of craft beers, ciders, hard kombuchas and spiked seltzers, including rare finds from local breweries and international gems. Self-serve refrigerators stocked with chilled pint glasses allow customers to pour their own drinks, with a beverage card system ensuring a seamless transaction process.

Arcade enthusiasts can purchase cards loaded with credits, offering a modern twist on the classic coin-op system. The more one spends, the cheaper the credits, making every game a strategic decision. Whether one is a pinball wizard or a side-scrolling savant, skills will dictate how long one can keep the “Game Over” screen at bay.

Rewind Arcade isn’t just an arcade; it’s a vibrant community hub where the past and present collide, offering a unique blend of entertainment, nostalgia and innovation. So when one steps into Rewind, every visit is a chance to play, sip and relive the glory days of arcade gaming.

The Rewind Arcade is located in The Barlow, 6780 Depot Street, No. 140, Sebastopol. therewindarcade.com.

Best Place for a Fight With Pointy Objects

En Garde Fencing, Santa Rosa

Gifted with that balance of “strict” and “silly” so prized in a coach, owner Jim Liebich realizes that behind the desire for order in fencing is the thrill of chaos in combat. The homey En Garde in Santa Rosa engages kids and adults in the fun side of our dark side.

Fencing classes often end with a foam ax battle royale, and battlefield tactics of medieval European weapons have their own class. In fact, those historical European martial arts are highlighted in the annual St. Paddy’s Day Brawl, where adults face off and—in the tradition of any good Irishperson on a holiday—fight.

En Garde Fencing is the perfect place for people of all ages to learn an ancient art and have a great time doing it. The club also hosts regular tournaments and events, providing a wonderful opportunity for fencers to compete and improve their skills. En garde!

En Garde Fencing is located at 917 Piner Rd., Suite D, Santa Rosa. 707.596.3626. egfencing.com.

Best ‘Third Place’ in Which to Commune

Aqus Café, Petaluma

Walk into Aqus Café in Petaluma and you’ll notice something different than many a coffeehouse—it’s loud in here.

“At 9:15 in the morning, the tables are full of people in conversation,” said co-owner John Crowley. “If you walk in during that, you realize, ‘Whoa, what’s going on here?’”

Rather than a bunch of vaguely anti-social people plugged into laptops like most coffee spots, at Aqus “it’s about conversation; it’s about interacting with other human beings,” he added.

“The purpose is to act as a gathering place for people to connect, start conversations, build friendships and relationships,” said Crowley when we spoke after I performed at one such gathering, the Rivertown Poets monthly open mic, in its 11th year at Aqus.

In fact, Aqus is home to a dizzying calendar of events that span from live performances to writing groups and facilitated gatherings. 

While Crowley’s native Ireland is famous for its pubs, they serve a different function than the “Irish pub” bars found stateside.

“A lot of people don’t know [“pub”] is short for public house. Our cafe is a shared living space,” said Crowley. This third place, the place people gather besides home and work, is designed to build social capital, that is, to amplify the value created when people get together.

Community dinners have been a recent addition to the cafe. On certain nights, Crowley and the staff have invited groups with certain affinities to come and eat together. The two- and four-tops are pulled into a single table to seat 40 or more people. Affinities that have assembled thus far include people who live on the same street in Petaluma, former Peace Corp volunteers and people who share a language like German or Portuguese. 

Said Crowley with a laugh, “Well, we could have a community dinner for people who like the color blue, because people want to connect.” All we need is a reason.

Best Place to Begin a Zero Waste Lifestyle

Refill Mercantile, Petaluma

In today’s fast-paced world, where convenience often takes precedence over environmental concerns, more people are reevaluating their consumption habits and choosing a more sustainable lifestyle instead. One business facilitating this change is the Refill Mercantile, located in The Great Petaluma Mill. There, customers can find low- or zero-waste alternatives to products with single-use packaging, and begin to make progress towards their sustainability goals.

At the heart of the Refill Mercantile’s mission is the belief that small, everyday actions can make a significant difference in preserving our planet for future generations. Central to the concept of the store is the idea of “refilling.” Rather than relying on disposable packaging, customers are encouraged to bring in their own bottles and containers to refill with a curated selection of high-quality, low- or zero-waste products, including kitchen, homegoods, and bath and body products.

This not only minimizes what goes into the landfill, but promotes a sense of connection with the things we use daily, creating a deeper appreciation for the resources that sustain us. It’s also one-stop-shopping for all of one’s home needs, including laundry soap, dish soap, hair and skin care, dish towels, alternatives to foil, plastic wrap, sandwich bags and more.

Laundry and dish soap are two of the store’s top-selling products, and are a great place to begin a new zero-waste lifestyle. Refill Mercantile empowers customers to make conscious choices when it comes to the home. From the easy refilling process, to the wide selection of products, the mercantile is designed to make sustainable living appealing and accessible to all. It’s one good way to make a difference without sacrificing quality or even convenience.

As we navigate an increasingly uncertain future, these kinds of small steps can really add up. Just by reducing waste in our own household, we reduce the impact on the planet and are modeling behavior we want to see more of, playing a part in building a more sustainable and resilient world for generations to come.

Best Cutty Spot to Play Hooky & Smoke a Blunt Like in High School

Poppy Hill, Healdsburg

First things first: No one heard this from me. But if one is looking for a cutty spot to park a car and do the kinds of things they don’t wanna do in public—but are also tired of doing at home—a little birdie told me about a sweet and storied perch called Poppy Hill at the north end of Healdsburg. For local high schoolers, at least in the old days, this was the ultimate destination for engaging in unmentionables. (And when it comes to unmentionables, always trust a high schooler.)

To get to Poppy Hill, just follow Sunnyvale Drive all the way east, until there’s a sketchy gate. There one will find a gravel pullout overlooking the City of Healdsburg. (Overlooking the high school in particular, come to think of it.) You’ll know you’ve arrived when you see a swarm of “No Parking” signs with graffiti all over them—plus one “No Fireworks” sign, for good measure. Which brings us to an important disclaimer: What I’m talking about is probably not allowed.

Poppy Hill is right next door to a quiet neighborhood. I’m willing to bet that certain residents would not hesitate to call the cops on you. So check it out at your own risk. And now that you hold the sworn secret of the children of Healdsburg, you also hold a great responsibility: Treat it with respect. This has been the go-to makeout point for generations of young lovers—an altered-state adventure zone for countless emboldened youth. Let’s not go and ruin it for their children and their children to come. — Simone Wilson

Best Way to Get Stoned and Stare at a Wall

High Art competition, OrganiCann, Santa Rosa

Art and weed go together like a horse and carriage. Santa Rosa dispensary OrganiCann and its parent company, Natural Cannabis Company, have taken this synergy to the next level. Not only is the space chock full of amazing art that could have been lifted from the pages of Juxtapoz, but the company also runs an international art competition that is uplifting to customers and staff and potentially life-changing for artists.

Thousands of artists from as many as 150 countries enter their work every year. The top prize is $15,000 plus $10,000 to the charity of the artist’s choice. Second place gets $5,000, third place gets $2,500, fourth and fifth places get $1,000, and sixth through 20th place receive $500 each. That’s some serious green.

“We’ve watched artists’ careers develop with the help of some of the prize money, and it’s really humbling,” said Noa Commendador, who oversees the High Art program for Natural Cannabis Company. “It’s an honor. We’ve got people who actually quit their jobs and became full-time artists because we chose their artwork and they were like, ‘I never knew anybody appreciated what I did, and now that you have given me this platform, that’s what I do.’”

The High Art competition is in its 11th year. That is plenty of time to build up a considerable pile of art. Coming into the dispensary, soon-to-be-stoners are flooded with trippy visuals on every surface. In addition to the winning art and visceral printed compendiums of the top 150 art pieces of every year, the dispensary is decorated with dozens of massive pieces by Petaluma-based art legend Michael Garlington.

“I’m so very honored to have worked with OrganiCann,” said Garlington. “They are true supporters of the arts.”

Many of the artworks end up on the house-brand packaging, making for a beautiful reminder that life, art and weed go so well together. — Michael Giotis

Best Rural Dive for Day Drinking With Ag Legends

The Bar at the Dry Creek General Store, Healdsburg The wine country is crawling with beautiful dives. We’ve got a dusty back-road bar for every little rural subregion. They serve as community churches of sorts, where locals can come and buy each other a cold one and swap dirt on what’s really happening around here. I, of course, am partial...

Best Place to Escape Existential Dread, Manspread and Be Fed Flatbread

Spread Kitchen, Sonoma Most of us from the North Bay Area need the same basic things in order to survive: food, water, wine…you know, the bare essentials of life. But in order to turn that “survive” into more of a “thrive,” diners require just one more surprisingly scarce commodity—a place to manspread those legs and be fed flatbread whilst fighting...

Best Country Oyster Bar to Make One Look Savvy on a First Date

Rocker Oysterfeller’s, Valley Ford If one is looking to get all country and cute with a country cutie, look no further than Rocker Oysterfeller’s restaurant and bar along Highway 1 in Valley Ford, out near the Sonoma coast. This place manages to bottle up what’s so charming about that whole part of the county—that irresistible mix of dairy and beach,...

Best Place to Find Nerds in the Wild

Goblin Bros. Games & Gear, Petaluma A couple of years ago, I became interested in board games, specifically Dungeons & Dragons, which I had played briefly and found fun and complicated. Looking back, it is easy to see why I became interested in board games. Covid brought isolation, and board games provided both community and escape. Now all I...

Best Place to Take the Fam ‘Back to the Future’ of Video Games

The Rewind Arcade, Sebastopol Deep in the heart of Sebastopol’s Barlow, amidst the culinary and craft beverage joints, lies Rewind Arcade, a neon-lit portal to the past, reviving the lost art of arcade gaming. This isn't just another entertainment venue; it's a love letter to the pixelated pleasures of the ’80s and ’90s, crafted by owner Adam Lam. Recognizing The Barlow's...

Best Place for a Fight With Pointy Objects

En Garde Fencing, Santa Rosa Gifted with that balance of “strict” and “silly” so prized in a coach, owner Jim Liebich realizes that behind the desire for order in fencing is the thrill of chaos in combat. The homey En Garde in Santa Rosa engages kids and adults in the fun side of our dark side. Fencing classes often end with...

Best ‘Third Place’ in Which to Commune

Aqus Café, Petaluma Walk into Aqus Café in Petaluma and you’ll notice something different than many a coffeehouse—it’s loud in here. “At 9:15 in the morning, the tables are full of people in conversation,” said co-owner John Crowley. “If you walk in during that, you realize, ‘Whoa, what’s going on here?’” Rather than a bunch of vaguely anti-social people plugged into laptops...

Best Place to Begin a Zero Waste Lifestyle

Refill Mercantile, Petaluma In today's fast-paced world, where convenience often takes precedence over environmental concerns, more people are reevaluating their consumption habits and choosing a more sustainable lifestyle instead. One business facilitating this change is the Refill Mercantile, located in The Great Petaluma Mill. There, customers can find low- or zero-waste alternatives to products with single-use packaging, and begin to...

Best Cutty Spot to Play Hooky & Smoke a Blunt Like in High School

Poppy Hill, Healdsburg First things first: No one heard this from me. But if one is looking for a cutty spot to park a car and do the kinds of things they don’t wanna do in public—but are also tired of doing at home—a little birdie told me about a sweet and storied perch called Poppy Hill at the north...

Best Way to Get Stoned and Stare at a Wall

High Art competition, OrganiCann, Santa Rosa Art and weed go together like a horse and carriage. Santa Rosa dispensary OrganiCann and its parent company, Natural Cannabis Company, have taken this synergy to the next level. Not only is the space chock full of amazing art that could have been lifted from the pages of Juxtapoz, but the company also runs...
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