Liquid chicken, bayby! You have problems with your dentalware? Does your gums bleed and getcha infected? Well, the answer to all your prawblems is in this lil’ bottle. You can eat liquid chicken with a straw. It got all the vitamins and minerals of solid chicken, but it don’t promote tooth decay . . . Enter Unknown Hinson, everything you thought was weird about country-music culture in concentrated form. Muttonchop sideburns of questionable authenticity, oft-indecipherable redneck dialogue, twangy geetar and all the rest take the stage on Wednesday, June 13, at Hopmonk Tavern. 230 Petaluma Ave, Sebastopol. $18. 8:30pm. 707.829.7300.
