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Life in Braille's Matt Jones strikes back
By Gabe Meline
When Life in Braille burst on the local indie rock scene six years ago, it was with a strong artillery of powerful sing-along heartbreak anthems full of keyboard hooks and crunchy guitar riffs. Over time, the band have veered into metal and electronica territories and gone through countless lineup changes, but the one thing that has remained constant for Life in Braille is the never-ending plague of shit-talk.
You can mention to people that Life in Braille has an amazing new CD, Fist-Pumping Restraint (Elusive Records), but the litany of comments that invariably accompany the mere mention of singer Matt Jones' name will only come showering down. Jones is the founder and sole original member of Life In Braille--now just a two-piece outfit with drummer David Weatherly--and in case you haven't heard yet, he's got a reputation as a total asshole.
I tend to give incredibly talented people
the benefit of the doubt; I have always been
in love with Life in Braille's epic debut release, New York City Ending, and I have always defended Jones from the slings and arrows of the grapevine. Now it's his turn. I collected some verbatim opinions from people who shall remain anonymous, called up Matt Jones, and gave him the opportunity to respond on his own.
Bohemian: Well, as you know, Matt, your reputation precedes you when it comes to Life in Braille.
Why do you think the word "cocksure" has been inexplicably linked with your band?
One person that I talked to actually said, "He's a cocky motherfucker."
Can you explain why somebody else would say, and I quote, "He's a pompous asshole who can't fit his head through the doorway"?
I know!
Well, some of your ex�band members do have
some choice things to say about you. One of
them says, "He has alienated the audience by demeaning them."
How about the claim that "he's a slave driver for precision at band practice"?
It relates to the statement another person made,
that "if he could literally hire a bunch of monkeys to play his music, that'd be great, because that's what he needs."
What about this: "He thinks he's going to save everyone's life, but he can't save his own because he's too busy preaching."
Now here's a hard one: "His singing sounds like the Tasmanian Devil. He has this thing where he wants to sound like a black woman."
Did that ever involve opening your mouth really wide? Because apparently, and I quote, "the audience thinks he's going to swallow them with his mouth."
But you've been working on your singing?
This other person says that "he's more like a glitching robot than a human being."
Well, there are some people who don't feel that way, Matt Jones.
Somebody told me, in reference to you, "His jackets and pants are too small. He looks like a child who has outgrown his Sunday suit."
Actually, a pretty blonde girl did say that she liked your shoes.
Is there anything else you'd like to say to all these people?
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